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Robot Mode Persistence Safeguard
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Anyone else has a deeply-embedded safeguards, preventing them from becoming a normie? What are they?
Mine seem to take control over me in order to never get any pussy. If anyone can related and/or explain, please do.
Sharing own Robot Mode Safeguards is also welcome.

> 2014
> be 21
> Semi-chubby girl with spectacular tits visits
> She's cute and quite smart
> Discuss favourite books for 3 hours
> Suddenly start making out
> She starts undressing me then herself
> I drown in first class bare boobies
> She's a virgin
> ROBOT MODE IN EFFECT
> I start dressing myself back and tell her that "she shouldn't make decisions based only on a moment of arousal"
> we fall asleep hugged, she packs up in the morning, leaves
> one year later she gets a bf
The confused look on her face haunts me to this day, even though I haven't read it this way

(cont...)
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> last autumn
> Live with three(!) female roommates, one is chronically ill and mentally unstable, batshit crazy to be frank, my friends
> Two of the roommates leave for some gay ass tour-around-the-world for three months
> We're left together with the crazy one
> We end up playing board games, spend evenings on massage and smoking
> Five days in a row she waltzes to my room with a bottle of vodka, drunk and insisting she stays and we drink together
> Five days in a row we end up completely wasted like a pair of hobos, wake up in each others arms, half naked
> I *never* take the opportunity to fuck her, despite her clear attempts
> It took me 6 months to decipher her painfully obvious attempts
If you think that I fucked this up, wait for the epilogue:
> Half a year passes
> She has a boyfriend, much less crazy than her, but she became even more fucked in the head
> She pays me a visit in the middle of the night
> We talk for few hours, understand each other perfectly, we're weird in the same way
> We make out violently for half an hour, she's topless already
> ROBOT MODE AGAIN
> I tell her to dress up, and that I need sleep, because I need to work the next day
> Not only was it a goddamn Friday, but also she broke up with her boyfriend, but was too proud to admit it

I have few more stories. Tell me, WHY IS THIS HAPPENING. If only my common sense kicked in so easily when it's needed. But no. Only Robot Mode for me.
Comments?
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I hereby bump my thread for the first time
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It is my second attempt at bumping this thread
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>>29485968
Brandy talore needs to do more porn
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It should be noted, that despite my utmost admiration of the works of Brandy Talore, it indeed is a third time to bump my thread, and not a mere image dump.
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I think that this act is self-explanatory, but let us for the historiographic accuracy say explicitly that this is also a bump. Fourth one, to be precise.
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I refuse to believe that no one else has this issue.
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* laser sounds *
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> Winter of this year
> Hourglass Girl notices me
> Get along pretty well
> She starts making advances while denying them
> Denies advances internally
> Nothing happens for 2 months
> She gets a boyfriend
It's like 3 months later, she just broke up with her boyfriend
> She asks if I wished things worked out between us instead of her boyfriend
> Goes back into full robot mode and says no
> Gets back together with boyfriend
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>>29486546
This guy gets it.
Tell me, do you hate yourself already, like me?
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You probably just want me to post most Brandy before your write anything
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All right...
Here goes. DOn't you tell me that I don't care about you guys
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Oh you guys... I started fapping again, from all this Brandy.
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You're not really a robot, no robot gets chances like that in the first place. We don't know your feels, failed normie.
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>>29486924
I have no gf, never had sex and have probably no chance of getting either of those. And you're telling me that I'm fine?
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I'm not giving up! Not yet! So more Brandy
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never had that.
if i lived with other girls and that shit happened i would rape.
rape is the aswer for this things, even robots should do it.
be a barbarian.
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>>29487120
Holy shit. That's... unexpected!
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I'm disappointed, gentlemen. I truly am.
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