Who /mischevous/ here?
>kill home intruder with my father's old over-and-under shotgun
>I don't face any trouble because 'murica
>tell the government issued psychologist that I have nightmares about the event
>get paid leave from work for it
>I don't actually have nightmares about it
>I have actually always wanted to know what it's like to kill someone
D E V I L I S H
>>29485786
Hey now, getting paid leave over nothing is quite unjust of you, anon!
The home defense part is completely okay though I hope you didn't mean that part as the mischief.
>>29485808
>mfw I just get to smoke, drink, and masturbate all day and I'm getting paid to do it because of the best moment of my life
>>29485786
how was it anon? I leave my doors unlocked hoping to catch a dindu with a few 9mm rounds
>>29485786
>have attacked people due to severe mental illness
>do get nightmares about it
>try and tell psychologists
>they don't fucking believe me because of assholes like OP
>>29485989
It was great. He came in through an open window at 11pm (the weather was nice outside). He was wearing normal clothes and no mask but carrying a trench knife kek.
>Hear someone enter
>grab my shotgun from the closet
>stand at the top of the stairs
>see him coming near the stairs
>he turns around
>shoot him in the sternum
>he falls backwards
>starts shaking for about 10 seconds and dies
The bastard got it good. The look of terror in his eyes as he laid on the floor was glorious. The icing on the kek was that he was a super-nigger (skin as black as charcoal).
>>29486136
you are a very sick boy
you made a covenant with the DEVIL
you need help to stop practicing witchcraft
there is something very wrong with you
you CHOSE to talk to the devil and now you will BURN slowly for your crimes
seriously there is no such thing as mental illness
>>29486161
>tfw you are literally and unironically a nigger killer
>>29486168
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>be 10
>at a funeral house
>tell mum I need to shit
>go to public bathroom
>masturbate
>go back
>put a flower in my dads coffin
>touch his face with the hand I masturbated with and look like I'm about to cry
>quickly leave the funeral house
>cry from laughing
>13 years later and I still cry from laughing everytime I think about it
>go to grocery store
>need vegetables for recipe
>go to organic section and grab veggies without tags
>go to self check out
>punch them in as regular non organic vegetables
who /literally hitler/ here?
