Femanons. can you describe your ideal boyfriend?
>>29485782
>white
>muscular
>big dick
>has a job that pays at least 80k/year
>has many friends
>owns a home
>dominating in bed
That's all I ask for
>>29485782
>kind, compassionate
>daring, enjoys trying new things, outgoing
>dark hair, my height (5'4) or taller, physically healthy
>funny, playful, honest
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>>29485782
>physically attractive
>a college degree and a high-brow job
>has a good personality as evidenced by having many friends
>high energy and drive
>>29485782
>white
>commanding
>tall (i'm tall)
>smart
>mildly abusive
>>29485782
Has good personality
Nothing else is important
>>29485816
>>29486488
Obviously men. Women don't think this way.
>>29485782
>nerdy
>knowledgeable about 4chan and internet culture
>introverted, doesn't go out much
>depressed
>virgin
>few or no friends so I can monopolize his time
>6'3 Chad
>Plays football at USC
>>29485782
>10/10 face
>muscular body
>tall
>big dick
>switch
>good cook
>good heart
>>29486537
Same here, especially the virgin thing since i'm one too. Good luck to you, i hope we find our ideal bf's.
>Tfw no women has posted in this thread yet
>>29485782
>tall
>white
>jet black hair
>pale skin
>green/dark blue eyes
>erudite or wants to learn a lot things
>confident in his looks
>optimist with realism topping
>no female friends
>somewhat outdoorsy but not to the degree of living in nature
>knows what wants from life
>no strange fetishes
>has an actual personality
>comfortable with me meeting his family
>not a weeb
>has an actual humor sense
>>29486636
>good
>fucking
>luck
>>29486410
>>29486537
not bad
usually these threads get my feeling down but these are pretty easy to fit
>>29486698
>what is perfect
>>29486537
Stop baiting us desu ;_;
>between 5' and 5'5
>skinny
>average dick
that's all i want
>smart
>protective
>shy/ introverted
>not a tobacco smoker
>likes ambiental music and Rimbaud poems
>reads a lot
>good taste in movies and music
>only drunk with red wine
>good heart/good brain
physically
>Hispanic, Asian or white
The race really doesn't matter while they are not Jews or Niggers, I don't like them.
>black long soft hair
>big dick
>manly hands
>builded but not muscular, just strong and tall (a small belly it's ok)
>wild eyes
Not deluded
>>29485782
>femanon
Fuck off, newfriend. There is no such thing. Stop this meme. Roasties OUT REEEEEEE THIS IS NOW WOMAN HATE BREAD
>>29488625
WOMAN HATE BREAD CONFIRMED
ROASTIES OUT REEEEEE
>>29488637
INB4 PIC RELATED YOU DEGENERATES
WRYYYYYYYYYYY
>>29488665
PURIFY
PURIFY
PURIFYYYYYYY ROBOTS ONLY RIIIIIII
My ideal boyfriend is a robot who dresses a little normie, has that shitty sense of humor that I do, and can do the typical boyfriend things like travel and write love letters.
Anyway, that'll never happen. That's why I'm here.
>>29485816
>>29486410
>>29486488
>>29486537
>>29486540
>>29486636
>>29486698
>>29487444
GET OFF MY BOARD YOU ROASTIE CUNTS
WRYYYYYY
>>29487444
>wild eyes
What the hell is that ?
>>29488732
END THIS DEGENERACY REEEEE ROASTIES ARE NOT HUMANS
i fell in love with a gay guy, i thought it was hopeless but i couldn't stop thinking about him. so i wrote to dear abby and she told me that i should stuff my cunt with doo doo and squeeze some out in front of him, because gay guys' penises feel right at home going into a place where doo doo has just been. the first time i squeezed out too much, and when he put his penis in he got a funny look on his face and said HEY! THERE'S NO DOO DOO IN HERE! and punched me. so i practiced only squeezing out some of the doo doo and it worked! i get toxic shock every time we have sex, but it's worth it. my gay treasure <3
>>29488761
NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE YOU ATTENTION WHORING ROASTIES TO BACK TO SOC
>>29488742fsdfdf4fsfd9ooh
>>29486636
Drop the eye color and this is pretty much me. But I'm a psuedo-weeb and have a gf so I'm probably disqualified.
>>29486636
>>no strange fetishes
yeah good luck with that.
![[GJM] Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge - 11 [5B067DCD].mkv_snapshot_08.47_[2016.06.22_22.20.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2YWSlax.jpg "[GJM] Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge - 11 [5B067DCD].mkv_snapshot_08.47_[2016.06.22_22.20.09].jpg")
>slightly overweight
>pale white
>long hair
>manly, unkempt beard
>knows a lot about history and politics and philosophy
>natural fragrance
>knows about japanese culture and amine
>good at video games
>prefers being awake at night and sleeping during the day
>doesn't have any financial tiedowns like a car or a house
>not a wageslave
>knowledgeable about the various candies and snacks that are available
>loves his mom to the point of living with her
>>29485782
>white
>brown or black hair
>blue eyes
>6 ft +
>quiet confidence
>has a decent job
>>29489007
I have 0 fetishes, but i'm kinda dissapointed i have nothing to get obsessed overis 2D a fetish?
>>29485782
>Any height or race
>Thin
>Floofy/shaggy or long hair
>Glasses maybe
>Wears mainly black
>Introvert
>Good friend
>Intelligent and logical but creative
>Shares my music taste to some extent
>Weeb/a dork in general
>Likes books
>Cuddly in private
>Overly passionate about hobbies
>Likes spooky shit
>Same humour
I won't get into any more specifics.
TALL. TALL. TALL.
T A L L
>>29489128
>>slightly overweight
>>pale white
>>long hair
>>manly, unkempt beard
>>knows a lot about history and politics and philosophy
>>natural fragrance
>>knows about japanese culture and amine
>>good at video games
>>prefers being awake at night and sleeping during the day
>>doesn't have any financial tiedowns like a car or a house
>>not a wageslave
>>knowledgeable about the various candies and snacks that are available
>>loves his mom to the point of living with her
>tfw all of these except the anime knowledge
Where u @ bby
>doesn't spray wet farts into my mother's face every time he sees her
that's it, i'll put up with anything else.
>>29485816
gr8 b8 m80, nice try
