>homeless
>live in my car
>shower at golds gym every day for $34 a month
>sleep in my car
>work at Wal-Mart with a chill job
>theatre to see movies is just down the road
>wash my clothes at a coin washer and dryer place
>can smoke weed but I won't because I will eventually get caught
>smoke, chill and relax wherever I want
>tfw no kids, rent, bills and no worries.
I did it /r9k/. I finally cracked the system. Dont let anyone shame you for being homeless. Its awesome and chill as fuck. Who living the dream here?
>its awesome
You live in a god damn car. there is nothing awesome about that.
I'm reluctant to live like this but you just made it sound good. But I'm pretty sure there are some pretty big cons. I'll just bump for other anons to include their input
>>29485259
>Wal Mart
This would sound infinitely better if you were working literally anywhere else
>>29485259
I'm working on it.
Going to become a store manager ($55,000) soon and about to start a business. I intend to save enough money and buy a luxurious sailboat and live on that, sailing the world and visiting lots of continents. The only bill I have it my car loan.
I'm 27.
>>29485293
this.
I bet you're posting this from someone else's wifi
How do you charge your phone/laptop?
>>29485293
Paying rent and bills is not awesome either. Why would I give up living rent and Bill free? I can spare pride for living in a car
>>29485259
>shower at golds gym
gross
OP you've made it, do'nt listen to these plebs that don't get it yet
I highly recommend you upgrade to a van though, for even more comfyness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcUUZoFtO2Q
internet is no problem if you can get an unlimited data plan and just make your phone a USB hotspot
>>29485318
I'm posting from Starbucks free wifi. I am chilling on their sofas and drinking my morning coffee.
>>29485324
Phone charger i own where I am at
This is so fucking depressing and I fear that I might turn into this. I should just kill myself already.
What are the drawbacks?
blox
>>29485343
I wear beach sandles and beach shorts to shower. There is a locker room and the place is huge.
>>29485335
not him but I don't think it's about pride. It sounds uncomfortable, unsafe, unhygienic and probably boring as hell too. You might develop back problems
>>29485374
Ah, so you're a dirty Californian. That explains it ;)
>>29485259
do you travel?
what sort of car are you driving in?
While they're shady, there were YouTube channels dedicated to living in vans and they were in a similar situation and living arrangement where they parked at Walmarts, showered at the gym, used coin laundry mats, etc.
>>29485259
Quit being a faggot and smoke weed already, faggot.
Where do you piss and shit? Don't tell me you drive around with jugs of piss and shit. Your clothes must smell awful.
>>29485477
Did you not read my enter OP post? I go to public bathrooms to piss and shit. I was my clothes at coin machines.
/r9K/ Is so cute because they don't know how to live on their own without anyone's help from mommy, daddy, and friends.
>>29485522
Entire* wash*
>being comfortable in public
look at this normie.
>>29485259
>living at home
>mom actively doesn't want me to move out since i'm the only real family she has anymore
>trying to start working online for some spending money and to help out
>don't even have to wear clothes to make money if it works
I'm getting there
>>29485425
Draw backs? Slot of girls won't date a homeless guy. A homeless girlfriend would be the cherry in top though.
If I ever need pussy. I just go to backpages or scarletbook and call a cherry picked whore I can fuck for a $fee ofcourse.
>>29485259
What if your car breaks down?
Why not upgrade to a van or a camper if you wanna live like that?
>>29485259
What if your car needs repairs?
>>29485522
You seriously think someone living in a house with their family is considered more pathetic than a guy living out of his car? You are literally homeless
>>29485425
Not many drawbacks. You meet alot of people and make alot of friends. Just don't take anyone's help, Pity or "you can come live with us". I never crash at anyones place. Im a lone wolf who can take care of himself. Unlike 99% of /r9k/ who live and depends on someone else.
>>29485576
If my car breaks down. I just buy another car or sleep on a camping bed. I do take care of my car though. I know how to change my own oil and such.
>>29485654
And i have a locker where i work at to put my valuable items.
>>29485654
And this is better than living in an apartment? You're not living a comfortable, safe or dependable lifestyle at all. You have nothing to be smug about, except the money you're saving
>>29485611
If you are age 23+ and have made no progress or even working on bettering your life. You might aswell hit the road and leave your family.
Only reason to stay with family is if you are saving money or going to college or trying to better your life. Otherwise you are a mooching parasite.
>>29485477
taking a shit is literally a non issue, see:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9ujTfWWb80
you guys really need to be more resourceful. normies tend to go off on how they're hygienic and shit but when you take one out of civilization for a day and they would probably shit.
>>29485690
I sleep in my car. It's comfy. That is nothing of value in my car. And if someone kills me then shit. I'm dead and lives a happy life haha.
>>29485259
How much money did you save on rent/ taxes and what did you do/ plan to do with it in order to justify living in a fucking car ?
>>29485611
Back in the day if you were 16+ you would be fighting in wars
homelessness was nothing back then
>>29485654
Either of pic related would also give no rent, while actually being comfy with a proper bed, toilet, warmth, etc.
>>29485802
We get it, you're a hippy
>>29485750
I save money but I don't know what to do with it. This is my lifestyle. I only use my money for food, gas, monthly gun bill, car insurance, and any money saved is for emergencies.
There is nothing to justify living in a car. This is just how I live. A modern day Diogenese of sinope philosopher HAHA
>literally no chance in hell of getting a women
You a virgin OP?
>Inherited monies and a house from grandparents
>If I spend my monies reasonably I won't have to work day in my life
I didn't choose the neet life, the neet life chose me.
>>29485814
Gym bill*
>>29485815
No. Fucked my ex gf average 4 times a day for 4 months before I dumped her ass.
>>29485872
Sure you did, sure
Living in an RV would be sweet, but just a van or smaller? No, thats fucking awful. Your entire life is in a car that can be broken into or go up in a flame. Get in a wreck? All your shits probably broken now and you get out of the hospital (if its that bad of a wreck) with nothing.
I mean that can happen with an RV but you can park it in an RV park and you have nothing to worry about but old people that will probably shoot someone trying to break into your shit.
>>29485824
I'm at least 5 jealousies of you. Do you work out? I would buy some cardio equipment, so you don't die of a heart attack in your 30s
>>29485259
What car is it ? Post a pic of a similar car.
>>29485905
I did you sarcastic shitposter. Sorry i cant prove it. Even through her periods. I fucked her periods away.
what sucks about op's scenario is you really cnt park your vehicle anywhere overnight and not be harrassed. you never feel at ease. if youre in a parking lot, theres always going to be cops shining their flashlights in your window and telling you to leave and not sleep there, or just random strangers looking in your car window. it sucks honestly. not worth it.
>>29485335
except you live in a fucking car bro. You probably have to curl up in the backseat to sleep if you even have room there.
>>29486036
Op here.
Yes this is true. I just park far away from building but still stay in public for safety. One time I woke up with 2 cops and they were just checking if I was ok.
The best spots to sleep at are nursing homes because old people got to sleep and it's just cute ass nurses that woe l there.
A nurse woke me up one time. I must have look like a handsome beat up guy in need of help to her. They wanted to help me but I refused.
>>29485259
Yeah you live in a car and work at wal Mart. 1/10 life.
>>29486099
Work*
Content56&&8
>>29485815
have you not seen all the youtube chads that have girlfriends living with them in their cars/vans?
women love that adventurous travel shit. chad can get away wit hiving in a box
I feel sorry for OP. I think everyone should own a house and a bit of land to grow food and stuff. The only reason we can't do that is the fucking idiots who insist overpopulation isn't a problem when it obviously is what's destroying people.
>>29486114
Lol what do you do that makes you higher than 1/10 life?
tempted to do this (in the process of being kicked out) but there's no way i'd sleep in my car unless i had a van or something. I really am tempted though, I could work for a few months with minimal expenses then go on holiday for the rest of the year
>>29486153
ive got this thing called a bed nigga. And a bathroom. Smh.
>>29486056
Not true. I live in a car also (Honda Civic) and I removed the passenger seat and set up a campbed. I removed the backseat too and set up a small desk. It's pretty comfy desu.
>>29486056
>implying you can't modify your car in order to have space
Why are people on /r9k/ so retarded ?
>>29486176
Is it legal to start carving up your car in order to make space ?
>>29486196
>space
nigga plz. rearrange all you want, it's a fucking car.
>>29486164
Whats the difference sleeping in a car and using public restroom?
>>29486196
Her dee durr, all your 25sqft of space needs is some modifications. Then it'll be spacious. RETARDS.
>>29486099
> I must have look like a handsome beat up guy
life is not an anime you fucking sperg
>>29486196
>why are people on /r9k/ so retarded?
says the guy who would buy another car if the one he has needs to be sent to the shop.
>>29486231
It's exactly the same. What's the difference between sleeping in your car and sleeping ion a park bench?
>>29486213
>>29486241
>>29486243
Have fun paying rent or taxes to your jewish overlords, faggots.
>>29485553
Whats your online money making plan?
ITT
Normies who are to scared to into homelessness.
True robots know how to into the arts and grace of homeless.
>>29486205
I see no reason why it wouldn't be?
>>29486099
>I must have look like a handsome beat up guy
I've seen people that live in their cars or van, no you don't. You look like a guy that made terrible choices and has to live in a car. There is nothing even remotely handsome or rugged about that.
>>29486176
can you post a pic? that sounds comfy
>>29485259
You live in a small space, work at Walmart, shower in a filthy gym, I don't even want to know how you piss and shit, and no girl will ever fuck you in your van.
Sounds like a shit life, but I applaud you for seeing the positives. How's the internet on your Obamaphone?
>>29486278
first it's MAKING FUCKING PAYPAL WORK.
Why the fuck. Why the fuck do i need to go through 10 steps of verification? Do they want my fucking blood and a dick pic too?
>>29485259
>>29485398
>>29485374
>>29485522
How is this sustainable though?
I mean you really don't much room for margin if an emergency happens.
Plus I hardly think this is conductive to "going long with a girl".
Not judging just approaching this with an open mind and wondering how, why, what?
>>29486196
they are normies that can't see other ways of life
seriously this place has fallen far
>>29486292
Safety issues ? Like having a makeshift bed or table fly through the windshield in case of a crash ?
>>29486276
>the justification for my retard lifestyle is a meme on 4chins
>>29486276
Damn nigga, just own a camper. Many have a bathroom with a shower, a kitchen/dining area, two or three bedrooms and a refrigerator/freezer unit.
>>29486276
I will thanks. In fact I'm going to go watch some netflix with some popcorn, then play vidya and have a smoke on my balcony. I'll eat some homemade soup for dinner. You have fun smelling like shit, eating raw vegetables and failing at life you damn dirty hippie
>>29486343
We can SEE them. They just suck. You get what you pay for in life.
ITT people that wouldn't survive one day after the happening
>b-but my bed
>muh shower
>muh no girl will have sex with me
literally the type of people that would be the first to die in any kind of catastrophe
>>29486314
Sure I'll take a picture later. I'm at the library right now reading.
>all these facebook replies
>oh but what will you do without a mortgage goy
Get the fuck out of here you normalfaggot disease
At least this guy is trying something interesting
Sounds like he's living the life
>>29486361
You more than likely live with your mom, that's nothing to be proud of, nigger. Speak to me when you stop being a leech.
>inb4 you came here for the laughs and memes
>>29486366
Never claimed living in a small car is a good idea. Living in anything smaller than a van is actually quite retarded, but you can make space to sleep even in a small car if you can't do better.
>>>29486382
Mommy must be really proud of you, faggot.
Also:
>failing at life
>literally why you're here
kys
>>29486382
>netflix with some popcorn, then play vidya and have a smoke on my balcony.
You show em champ you and all your cool shit what man wouldn't want all that
literally living in a 300 dollar a month flat is cheaper than what OPs doing.
>>29486398
Yeah, the people who were tough enough to climb to the top would have no chance of survival compared to the dropout deadbeats.
>>29486398
After the happening it would be necessary, but right now I choose to live my life in comfort and privacy- oh and it's nice to have friends and not feel ashamed of where I live.
>>29486341
Economically he has more margin for emergency than someone who puts half their paycheck towards rent every month.
The real downside is actually that he lives. in. a. fucking. car.
>>29486418
He's living the neckbeard virgin on suicide watch life and he's proud of it.
>>29486417
>You more than likely live with your mom, that's nothing to be proud of, nigger. Speak to me when you stop being a leech.
car boy makes a strawmanj
>taking a shit in any other bathroom but yours.
I'll pass, I only take a dump in my personal bathroom, that's happiness.
>>29486452
>neckbeard tries damage control
So you're here for the memes and lols, after all. Amazing.
>>29486424
depends on where you live
a $300 flat is non existent in most places
>>29486464
More nonsense. And somehow you live in a car, wagecuck, and shit at a Del Taco? Unfathomable.
Protip for the idiots that think this shit is a good idea: If you do not live in a state that never goes below, lets say 15 degrees C, you might freeze to death without a good sleeping bag and an isolated mat to lie on. I am serious. Most people who freeze to death im their cars just dont know how cold it can get in there during the night.
>>29486447
I was making fun of him mang netflix weed and popcorn all sound like beta bitch needs that only a neet would fibd solace in
>>29486436
>implying you're anywhere near the top
please, your little apartment is going to get broken into by niggers
>>29486478
Turn the heater on?
Sleep with an electric blanket.
>>29486486
And I was laughing at his pathetic life. Anyone who doesn't laugh at that faggot should just get out.
>>29486489
More nonsense. If you're lifestyle is so great, why do you have to make up ad hominem straw men?
>>29486398
>ITT people that wouldn't survive one day after the happening
Most people wouldn't, unless you lived on a farm or knew how to hunt/farm. You being able to live in a car is just that, you're able to live in a car.
>Can you make a latrine or are you just gonna shit and move on to some where's else
>Can you purify water and conserve it?
>Can you provide yourself sustainable meals throughout the years?
>Can you make a homestead that is sustainable
>Can you defend yourself and do you have a support network of people that want the same goals as you?
You being able to live in a car means nothing more than the fact you can live in a place that can be easily taken away from you. A car is even worse, unless you have the parts and gas for it at all times.
Wouldn't getting a decent camper and live in it be the optimal option?I could do it eventually.IN fucking hate paying rent desu.And I can afford it.
>>29486504
Both kind of sound like faggots but car nigga has some freedoms and can do what he wants
>>29486417
>Mommy must be really proud of you, faggot.
Because whose mother wouldn't want their son to live in a fucking car, right?
>>29486418
>>29486447
"Enlightened" hippies stroking each other's dicks
>>29486478
not to mention vagrancy laws
curious to know where OP is sleeping parked every night without cops hassling him
>>29486499
Sounds awesome. You guys really beat the system.
>>29486478
>what is thermalwear
>what is a jacket
>what is a winter sleeping bag
>what is a heater
people hike and sleep on literal mountains covered in snow and this pussy is worried about 15 C
>MUH HOUSING
>MUH ROOF
>MUH COMFY BED
>How dare you not pay rent and bills!!! PATHETIC!
>Stop living a free and happy life!!!
HAHA. Filthy stupid normies. Such slaves they are to the social norms. Whitehead had it right. Who gives a fuck of you are homeless? I don't see the problem. Sleep, work, chill, be happy, meet alot of people, no rent and no bills.
>>29486499
>tfw not being able to start your house because you left the heater on during the night
Yeah no
>>29486529
>car nigga has some freedoms and can do what he wants
Yeah I can lay down and stretch out. Check mate nigga.
>>29486530
Awww, neckbeard got triggered. Keep living the NEET life, brah, your life will improve you just have to wait for it.
>>29486530
Nigga i had an office job and then later joined the military all of it sucked ass and was happier homeless
Now i am living off the sweet GI bill for now and reserve cash
>>29486525
>Wouldn't getting a decent camper and live in it be the optimal option?
It would be, a used one can cost only 4500, so if you save up right and knew what to look for then yes, it would be a better option.
>>29486550
>whitehead
Diogenese*
>>29486516
you mean like how you think everyone is a deadbeat beta?
>>29486550
I don't really care what you do. It's not my place to judge. I personally don't want to do it, but you do what you like.
>>29486550
What do you need the car for then normie? Real homeless sleep in cardboard boxes.
Enjoy being a slave to the gas jew.
>>29486545
>what is a good night's rest
>what is feeling comfy
>what is not smelling like the testicles of a tour de france champion after going all day when you wake up because you need to wear your jacket every fucking night for 8 hours straight
>>29486555
>muh material possessions are everything
> you need things to be happy
>Now where are my depression meds
Lmao
ITT: homeless man calling people with a home pathetic
>>29486579
Deadbeat dropout was the term I used. And sorry, but it's the truth.
>>29486556
>implying I'm NEET
I'm a programmer. You keep your shitty Wal-Mart job and, again, living in your car. People do that when they're desperate: you're that one autist doing it for fun
>>29486594
>being a slave to the cardboard jew
Kek'd, get real, fagget
>>29486601
Stretching out is a matterial thing? Smh.
>>29486550
Dude, you can have a camper, you can even make a house out of a shipping container and life in the woods. There are assloads of ways you can live off the grid and be comfortable. A car is literally the worst way to do it and is literally the first option. A tent would be even better, you can travel with that and not have to pay for gas, as well as have the freedom to go anywhere with it.
>>29486601
>Diogenes xDDD
>i'm so enlightened and better than you guise
>>29486610
so straw men are ok when you use them
>>29486619
>being a slave to the oxygen jew
Good goy
>>29486631
You can literally get out of the car to stretch or remove seats for more room
>>29486645
You admitted to living in a car moron. It's not conjecture. Smh.
>>29486642
> i need to be a good goy and keep.buying things to please the jews in order to be happly
> XDXD
>>29486649
We should all get laminated I guess. Either do it right or dont do it at all.
>>29485259
There is no system
Just whats popular and whats not
you want your life box in a car? Enjoy
If you are doing it thinking you are overcoming some grand scheme well pick related
>>29486660
no i didn't, i'm not OP
is this your first day on 4chan?
>>29486652
I'm 6'2 nigga. I can't comfortably sleep in a car.
>>29486441
pretty much this.
That said a Van would work out slightly better
only slightly
>>29485259
Being homeless is pretty much becoming illegal you know. You can rent a piece of land for less than 100 a month though.
>>29486400
cool, looking forward to it
>>29486678
Get a van......
>>29485259
but where do you park your car when you sleep?
Don't cops knock on your window saying you can't sleep in the car and park at x place?
Can't you get robbed and killed easily in your sleep if someone sees you there?
Also how the fuck do you poop in public bathroom?
I still want to internet too so wouldn't starbucks employees get suspicious if I sit and come there everyday? Wouldn't I have to buy a lot of food if I want to stay there for the whole day?
>>29486666
>having an apartment makes you a consumerist fuck who buys a new phone every year and blows their money on useless shit
this is what hippies believe
>>29486672
/thread
>people think because I live in a house I bought through my hard work I'm a slave to Jews
>Unironically believing all /pol/ memes
>>29485259
Don't you need to own a home / have a legit adress to work somewhere? How is Wal-Mart ok with you being homeless
>>29486718
supposedly wal-mart parking lots are good for overnight parking. i'm not sure though
i think a hotel lot would work too since people come and go at all times
>>29486712
Yeah, I did one better and got a house.
>>29486720
>having a van is somehow less materialistic than having a house.
this is what hippies actually believe
>>29485259
Sounds good, I'm sure the knowledge of being a waste of life and a complete disappointment to everyone you've ever known doesn't hurt that much.
>>29486718
>but where do you park your car when you sleep?
his options are random large public 24 hour stores like Wal-mart or renting a garage space some do once a night others he could get yearly.
>Don't cops knock on your window saying you can't sleep in the car and park at x place?
depends on where he is but yes that is always a risk. Worse that happens is he has to move.
>Can't you get robbed and killed easily in your sleep if someone sees you there?
Funny story me and my nightshift coworkers had a routine car that would park in the back and we were pretty sure he was living in it. We started airing the air out his tires every night to see what he do. After a month he stop coming by.
>Also how the fuck do you poop in public bathroom?
He lives in a fucking car and bathe at a gym.
I still want to internet too so wouldn't starbucks employees get suspicious if I sit and come there everyday? Wouldn't I have to buy a lot of food if I want to stay there for the whole day?
A VAN
DOWN BY
THE RIVER
Good on you OP. I live in a small trailer that I bought from a cool old man for 5 grand, no Jewish mortgage/rent/payments involved at all. My life is pretty similar to yours only I don't travel around as much. I work part time to pay for water, leech internet off a nearby mudslime gas station, grow my own food/weed, and chill out smoking weed all day.
We broke the system bro, we beat the normies, we won life.
I lived in a car. I know what its all about.
No matter how clean you try to be, your car will become unbearably smelly and greasy.
You become less human and more animal. I don't even consider myself a human anymore. More like some kind of vile wolf-thing. A permanent outsider.
>>29486718
>I still want to internet
Just buy a modem, you man child. With a job and reduced taxes you should be able to afford one.
One of those big modems can get you decent internet speeds, can even play multiplayer games on them with no ping problems.
>>29485259
thats really cool op, wish i could be homeless too but then what would i do with my really low exepenses apartment? i think i will take a nap in my bed while watching a movie in my pc and then i will take a long hot shower and either cook myself some dinner or order some take away. I have a couple cold beers in the fridge for tonight too, i will need them to deal with all this empty space, safety and quiet
>>29486816
>We started airing the air out his tires every night to see what he do
how does it feel to be a sociopath?
>>29486732
>/thread
Reddit plz go
>>29486893
>being this new
newfag please go
>>29486737
P.o box. 100$ a year
>>29486866
it's so funny when normies get defensive and need to brag
>>29486835
>I live like a hillbilly vagrant
You really beat the system bro. Next stop paying the toilet paper jew and just use leaves.
Why do you not rent a piece of land and just build a house for yourself? It must be so bleak and boring, even with internet. Just because, you know. It's not like you cant just leave if you dont want to live there anymore. Or just camp somewhere. Idk I have back/neck problems anyway. I cant imagine that without dying from the pain that this must cause you
>>29486922
next stop breathing the oxygenated Jew.
>>29486323
unless this was the 90's and he was in a band desu
>>29486737
You might just need a P.O box and as long as you have a working phone so they can contact you, you might be ok in that regard. Plus, it's Wal-Mart, they have a high turnover rate and could care less about their employees lives so long as they can come to work.
>>29486875
The dude was unlawfully soliciting on our properties
Trust me we could have done a lot worse than force him to use our air pump every morning
If we really wanted to fuck with him we could have lawfully put road spikes back there and watch as he got $200+ dollars destroyed with no way to sure or threaten us since we have a big ass sign that states no parking past this point.
I see the sordid question of where the OP masturbates has yet to occur to anyone.
You guys realize this douche is either out there whacking it in his car in the parking lot or doing it in public bathrooms?
>>29485522
Where do you masturbate brah? Do you rub one out in your car or in a public bathroom? Which one is more ilegal? Wich one is more disgusting?
>>29486910
>newfag
Straight outta /b/ lmao
>>29486915
That's the same shit NEETs do
Hell that's OPs post
maybe it's just a human thing that we cope short comings by making it seem our life is best life?
>>29486922
>>29486943
stay mad normalcucks, im shitposting in paradise right now with no worries
>>29486984
yea that's true. just gonna say though i wouldn't really mess with a homeless person, you never know how crazy they can get.
for all you know he could have baited you guys out one night and killed you
>>29486915
Not that guy, but have my own camper and can live comfortably as well as live off the grid when I want to. There are many ways to live off the grid but living in a car is just the dumbest one. You still got to pay for gas and parts for it when it breaks down. If a camper breaks down, it can still be used as a comfortable home.
>>29485522
>help from mommy, daddy, and friends.
Jokes on you! I married a girl and for 6 years lived off of her
So there
>>29487009
Jack off in a 1 toilet room where you can close the door.
>>29485744
What car do you have? Do you sleep in the back seat or a front seat reclined back? Do you use a sleeping bag or blankets?
>>29485259
what car do you have?
to you get salary in cash or to the bank?
where does you bank sent letters to?
>>29487022
Derr...I'm in paradise
>>29487056
>getting this assfucked by your wife's strap-on.
>>29485259
>homeless
get bttr soon!
>>29485259
>cracked the system
topkek you're the lowest denomination of the system. Cracking the system would be selling drugs, underground bitcoin operations, thriving on property you didn't pay for etc.
>being wagecucked at Walmart
>living in shitty car rather than shitty apartment
>literally no life
>boring as hell
>no progress in anything
>everyone will think you're a loser, because you are
You are bragging about being cucked by the system, congrats
>>29485259
>actually showering
>>29485259
Try living in a car when it's 90F at night.
>>29486915
You know I'm never pro the word normie since it creates a fictional division but I can compromise and agree that anyone choosing to be homeless is not Normal
What the fuck are you ever going to do if you need to give an address? Like in a hospital visit? I'm going to guess you dont even have insurance kek
Just buy a trailer retard
>>29487155
>unironically wanting to shower
Are you a normie or something ? Disgusting
>>29487023
To be fair we are working security nightshift at a mall with a 24 hour Walmart we are just as likely to get killed ignoring shit like that.
That said ut works both ways
That idea I told you about? That was a coworker's second idea. His first idea was to buy mace at wally world and get his leather blackjack and beat the shit out of him. Took three of us to explain to his veteran ass how crazy that was and we got him to settle on just pranking the loiter every night.
>>29487152
That's the funny part, he's still in the system and is being used by it. He just lives in a car.
>>29486984
Unlawfully SOLICITING? And he was homeless no less?
>mfw
Lucky OP. Cant do that in my country, too cold when winter comes. Canada aint no country for hobos if you cant deal with the cold.
You nutjobs crack me up.
>>29487222
Trips of truth confirms it Kek. OP doesn't realize that cars don't last forever
>oil changes
>new tires
>break fixes
>dying batteries
>stupid alternators
These are all imo regular expenses that are required to keep your car functional
Pros and cons of living in a car
Pros
>you get to be special and different, sense of superiority from not paying bills although you gain nothing from the money you save not paying them
>you save money (but do nothing with it; see above)
>you don't have to learn to make a budget (big fucking deal)
>no door to door salesmen or Jehovah's witness to worry about
Cons
>uncomfortable, unhygienic, unsafe
>have to keep your valuables somewhere else
>can't invite people to your place when you don't have one
>people think you're fucking disgusting/pathetic
>have to worry about your food going bad during the summer because no fridge
>can't cook or make nice recipes
>little to no real privacy
>more likely to be arrested
>can't own guns legally
>can't have a pet
>can't entertain yourself as easily
> >>29487170
If you find that "worrying about bills and rent" is this big of a deal, maybe it's you who's the retarded manchild
>>29485259
>breaking the system
>too scared of authorities to smoke weed
yeah you sound real free anon. Meanwhile I smoke weed and take LSD when I want too, and reap the system with autismbucks, whilst you wagecuck.
>>29487369
Have fun with HPPD
>>29486278
Also i'm going to be following this guide. If things go well, i probably wont be making too much, but considering i got housing and everything paid for already i'm set. http://pastebin.com/wKGxMspf
>>29487387
I'll deal with the consequences of what I do, the point is I am free to do this. Meanwhile OP thinks he is free but he is the lowest most pathetic rung on the ladder of the system.
Holy shit all of these fucking normies in this thread.
OP is a god who has transcended normalfaggotry and is happy with himself. Godspeed.
>>29486196
Enough space for two and a half people
>>29487433
He has transcended this how again? By having a worse job than I do, and sleeping in a car instead of a king sized bed?
>>29485259
>beat the system
>can't smoke weed
Not having an apartment to smoke weed all you want
>>29487456
you're a slave, he isn't
>>29487462
How? We've both got jobs. I've just have a much better one.
And a bed.
>>29487462
They both have jobs.
They're both slaves.
Anyway, did he post what kind of car he had? I can only imagine sleeping a van or something, my Crv isn't long enough for me to sleep in and doesn't have a flat surface. I'd like a car like he has so I can road trip in it and get good rest
>>29487462
>has to hide to masturbate/smoke weed
>has to worry about where he's going to sleep and cops knocking on his window
>is still a wagecuck
>somehow more free than a middle class guy with more money than he needs
>>29487462
He's a fucking wagecuck. How is he not a slave. Just because he lives in a car? Being an autismbucks NEET is at least leaching the system. He still slaves to it.
If he truly wanted to break the system he would go offgrid and farm for himself etc. We are all in the system to varying degrees, he's just more uncomfortable.
>>29487523
You teenage edgelords need to learn the definition of 'slave'.
>>29487550
He still is bound to his state and car, he has to pay insurance every month.
What a cuck
>>29487550
Why don't you elaborate instead of ironically calling other people teenage edgelords for wanting to have a roof over their heads?
>>29485259
Where do you park it when you sleep?
>>29487590
Are you fucking retarded? Having a job is not the same thing as being a slave. Not even close.
You idiots just superimpose the two concepts as a way to try and justify your underachievement.
>>29487433
Why is he hanging out with doggos?
>>29487550
Please enlighten us then in how him living in a car makes him such an ascended saint among men. How does it make him less of a slave? He still pays insurance, wagecucks, is a consumer etc.
ALL HE DOES IS LIVE IN A CAR FFS
>>29487608
down by the river, duh.
>>29487092
but I asked her to
>>29487610
OK, having a job is not being a slave. What I am trying to say is how is OP so out of the system compared to me just because he lives in a car?
His post is so smug like he has discovered the secret of life but he literally SLEEPS IN A CAR. And good for him if he is happy.
But could you stop being smug and actually elaborate as to how OP is more out of the system than me?
>>29487343
>>you save money
You don't really save money by living in a car, your expenses are just transferred to the car's upkeep and maintenance. Him having to pay a gym membership for a place to shower and pay for a coin laundry as well as buy cigarettes that cost five bucks a pack is a drain too.
>>29487574
>pay insurance every month
That too.
He just gets to be that wierdo that lives in his car after going to work. That's just pathetic more than anything.
P.S. where is OP, wasn't he going to show is his car?
>>29487610
Being underpaid by a corporation doesn't make you a slave, but paying rent does? is that what you're saying?
I don't believe having a job makes you a slave, I'm not the guy you were replying to. We're arguing with >>29487462. Maybe next time, try to follow the damn discussion instead of chiming in like a retard
>>29487339
...which he would still have to deal with if he had an apartment and a car.
>>29487673
>What I am trying to say is how is OP so out of the system compared to me just because he lives in a car?
He's not, dud. He's at the bottom of society, not beyond the system.
No one is truly outside of the system. It's nonsense.
>>29486099
No you look like a dirty mongrel
>>29487677
To be fair he's living in cuckifornia, he was doomed from the start. My state is becoming some what of a hotspot to for tourism and transplants and the rent has skyrocketed in some areas. It's really not fair for young people nowadays.
He should move south and harvest vegetables
>>29487622
>>29487673
Aww, the cute little homecuck is mad because someone is happier than him. Go on and don't forget to pay your rent, homecuck.
>>29487688
No dipshit, I'm saying being a slave is being a slave. When you have no choice.
Having a job is voluntary. r9k manboys are of low value, thus have shitty degrading jobs, thus equate employment to slavery.
This really isn't that hard to understand.
>>29487714
OK I'm not sure if you are the guy who said this but
>>29487462
How am I a slave if he isn't.
I want an answer from this guy. Wish there was an ID system.
>>29487735
Well, people with homes actually don't make threads to feel better about themselves.
I'll take my PC, shower, and toilet for only 300 a month, thanks
>>29487735
See >>29487343
>>29487758
So you did say that out of context with what we were talking about. No one cares, dumbass
>>29487704
The OP was talking about "Cracking the System" and he didn't. He's still living in the system, but just in a car. If he was smart he could have saved the money for a camper or a prefab home.
He's just in a shitty part of the system and works for Wal-Mart and lives in a vehicle.
>>29487735
I don't care if he is happy- good for him. I am happy too and we find it in different ways. You still fail to provide any argument as to how he is not a slave and I am.
Btw I own my home. No mortgage, inherited from grandparents.
>>29487823
No one beats the system.
It's a childish pipe dream for losers.
OP what happens if your car gets towed and impounded?
>>29487857
He's fucked
Or better yet he'll be beating the system because he doesn't have the responsibility of looking after a car like everyone else. Stupid wagecucks
>>29487758
You still don't get it, do you? We are not fucking arguing that having a job makes you a slave. We are wondering why OP thinks that having a job does not make you a slave, but paying rent does.
We, however do not think either of these things. I know what being a slave is and choosing to have a job is not it.
>>29487857
give out handies under the santa monica pier.
>>29487907
Op is a dipshit. Is it really that hard to understand?
>>29485310
But he lives right outside for free
>>29487939
>He sleeps in a car on the parking lot outside of his peasant-tier job
"free"
>>29485259
damn at least get a proper vehicle if you're gonna do this, one with enough space to not stink and a poop tank
>>29487841
You can beat the system, you just have to have the money and knowhow for it. A solar prefab home and a year-around garden could do the trick. You just have to know how to use the equipment, afford it and know how to garden.
Plus, you have to have land to work with too.
>>29487968
What's bad about living for free and having the easiest job ever?
Itt: people that don't know what slavery is
>slaves cannot save up
>op can
lol all of these triggered normies
/r9k/ really has been infested by facebook tier retards
>>29487925
As I say again, this is why we need and ID system for debates and shit. It just gets confusing. I thought you were the one saying that paying rent makes you a slave but a job does not.
But yes I agree that OP is a fuckwit who is smug when he lives a shittier life than fucking tribes in Africa
>>29487976
I have money and land. Still part of the system. Even the unabomber was dependent on the system.
No man is an island.
>>29488010
OP is not a slave, neither am I for living in a house. I can save up too.
However OP should not be so conceited, he has not in any way escaped the system.
>>29487994
>living
It's more animal than man. You're literally living like an animal.
And kek at thinking Wal Mart is the easiest job you can have. I GUARANTEE my office job is easier.
>>29488012
>get off muh special comfy good boy board!
>>29488054
Not him but your mother might can be normshit. It's bad enough paying for car insurance without all of the other users that comes with obtaining a ''''nice'''' job and living in a room or rooms.
>>29488142
Nigga, it's not that hard. r9k manchildren are just stupid/immature/lazy.
>>29488091
I didn't mean to greentext the op can part, but living paycheck to paycheck is slavery, just with a blue pill illusion of freedom, meant to just track and tax, called money. If we all did this the world would stop being so pretentious and illogically glutinous.
I used to live in a car. it's romantic for about 2 days. After that it's pure hell.
>>29488198
I can save up too though and I live in a house. Just seems better desu. Living from check to check is sad though I agree.
>>29488198
Wow, soooooo deep. You should talk about this in home room tomorrow and like totally blow minds.
>>29488192
But it IS hard. And an insult to this that resent tradition, and the system in general, to have to jump through all those hoops.
>>29488263
It's really not that hard. If you're not fat and speak English, it's pretty fucking easy.
>>29488260
>Because it's summer let's shitfling summerfag rather than Reddit insults or fedora or edgy to invalidate other people
27 btw
>go to image board
>see some sucker brag about living in a car
>not even living in mommys basement
>works at walmart
>poor fag even needs money
>chilling whenever he wants
>hah im chiling all the time!
>and mom washes clothes for me
>uses gym for showers
>with AC new daddy installed i dont even break a sweat
>let him know how shitty his life is for taking personal intiative without attaching self to immobile living quarters
