>gay guy visited my OKCupid profile
>>29485145
He was trying to cure himself
>>29485249
You cheeky dickwaffle.
>>29485145
I still lose it when I remember that scene
"I'll be your mommy ;)"
>>29485798
"Oh my god, I solicited my son for sex."
>>29485249
Initial post, superior post.
>make okcupid profile
>message tons of girls
>no replies
>only gay guys visit my profile
>deleted it and never went back to try online dating
>stalk qt who I'm 90% sure stalks me because I gave her a creepy but genuine compliment
>she eventually makes an OKC account
>brettygud.jpeg
>prettiest pics I've seen of her, best pics of her FF tits, into anime and vidya, into a bunch of kinky shit like hentai and possibly bondage and rape(I'm into that)
>may or may not be willing to let her partner be a NEET if she gets a good enough job
>it's possible her OKC questions were geared towards me because of things I mentioned in my
I really need to jump on this girl, but even though she stalks me and has a vague idea of what I look like, she's never seen an actual pic of me and is 2" taller than me, which I don't care about but she might. Plus I've been a worthless NEET for a while. I know I should just take the jump and message her, but I should probably at least get a shitjob and some money before I even talk to her...
>>29486567
GIVE HER THE DICK DO IT FAGGOT STICK IT IN HER DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
>>29486703
I definitely want to, but she's several hours away. I'd like to message her when I at least get a shitjob though, even if it's being a walmart stockbitch. She's definitely waifu material if I'm somehow enough for her to want to stay loyal....
>>29485249
That put a smile on my face, fampai.
>>29486928
>I definitely want to, but she's several hours away.
THEN GET WALKING BITCH
>>29485965
This. Online Dating is worse for robots than IRL.
IRL still sucks but at least bitches are more likely to say no.
It's not the rejection that hurts the most - it's being completely ignored.
>not accepting a blowjob from him
>>29487418
Nah man, I'm not into dudes.
I set it my profile to only allow lesbian girls to visit because before that I was getting like 5 plus visits from dudes for every 1 qt who visited.
Pretty sure you can make it so only straight ladies can see you too, been a while since I messed with the OKcupid stuff though.
>>29485249
>He was trying to cure himself
AYY YOU RIGHT 100
>>29485249
Oh that was a good one Jimmy
