>tfw not american
>tfw no easy available shotgun
why ;_;
>>29484306
Get yourself some potassium cyanide pills, my friend.
>>29484306
Jumping head first off of a building seems like a good method. If I weren't able to get access to some helium or a gun, death by gravity is what I would do.
>>29484306
>takes several minutes to die from shooting yourself in the head
u fucking wot
I thought it was pretty much instant.