Hi there NEET! It's your neighbor, the wageslave. I was just going over to the French restaraunt with my wife. I decided she needed a break from cooking me beautiful homecooked meals. It's $200 dollars for a bowl of soup there, very tasty. What's that? Oh yeah, I was going to take my lambourghini. It's something only a hardworking wageslave can have, you NEETs will only get a very small portion of my money every month, while the rest is up to me to spend how I like, taking my wife to the spa or a romantic place like Paris. Ah, what's that? Yeah, yeah, that's a TV dinner I smell. I used to have those in college, but I don't have those anymore because I worked my way to the top. What's that? Oh, we were probably going to watch a movie on my 2000 channels I have to chose from on my flatscreen, and just between you and me, you'll hear her moans tonight. Good luck trying to sleep NEET, you'll need it.
>>29484245
>being proud of spending 200 for soup
>>29484377
Being too poor for soup
>>29484377
Hi there NEET! I can afford that soup through my wageslave dollars, prepared to me by an excellent chef.
I agree that wageslave are superior, even as a NEET. But if you're a wagecuck that automatically upgrades you to at least failed normie. Wageslave a can't be robots, so you need to GET OUT! REEEEEEEE!
>>29484423
We're not leaving. I am calling an invasion of married with kids normans to this board
>>29484457
Do college-age Normans count? I want the robots to leave too
>>29484245
I bet you're not even IT master race.
>>29484245
Hi there wagie! I just finished up eating my panera bread while you were at work. How was your day way work? Oh? It was tiring and boring was it? You poor poor thing, too bad you don't have the freedom that I have when it comes to women and lifestyle. What's that? Oh yeah, I worked on my body over summer, and now I have the women flocking to me. Too bad your beer gut is starting to show wagie. Well, I'm off to improve myself, goodbye wagie
>>29484478
All normans count.
>>29484245
Your two days are almost here wagecuck.
Tick
Tock
Cucked OP has to come to this board to feel better about Tyrone fucking his wife.
Marriedfag reporting in
Enjoying a life where dropping 50 bucks on a whim is acceptable and not a major decision.
>>29484245
>on r9k
>"my wife"
KEK
>>29484559
>married
>enjoying a life
No dice, normie.
>>29484551
>>29484573
What's that NEETcuck? Jealous that you can't get anyone to love you because you are the backwash of society? Don't worry, you'll find someone, someday
>>29484384
>b...b..but muh poorfag
Still not getting it. Enjoy continue wasting money on stupid shit. This is part of the reason why money makes people stupid.
>>29484559
Are you ever afraid your wife might cheat with someone who isn't ugly? I'm not saying she would, just that I'd be scared of that if I ever managed to get married.
>>29484584
Imw pretty damn happy desu senpai
>>29484678
Well, that's probably because your a coward virgin.
>>29484245
Fembot here.
As a girl, I really appreciate it when men can pay 200 dollars (at least) for a bowl of soup.
>>29484678
Not at all. She gets hit on constantly in public and when she gets phone numbers we prank dial them together. Ten years with her man. She was a virgin too.
>>29484758
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Girls. Literally. Cannot be robots.
>>29484789
We're retaking the board
>>29484758
Redflag for wasting money on SOUP.
>>29484759
How many times do you have to show pictures of your wife? I swear I feel like I see them every other day.
>>29484865
If you had a piece of gold in your pocket, you'd touch it once in a while
>>29484830
Oh don't even get me started on the main meal, NEET.
>>29484933
>main meal
Confirmed for role playing
>>29484245
If you're so successful, why do you live next door to a NEET? Wouldn't you rather live in an apartment that costs more than $800/month?
>>29484801
>>retaking
When did you have it in the first place? kek
>>29485156
Before moot killed it
>>29484245
at least write Lamborghini correctly...
>>29485183
You got me.
I took the b8.
>>29484245
Thisdream was interrupted by either an alarm clock or an angry Mr. Goldshekelsteinberg telling wagecuck to quit daydreaming.
>>29485705
You hope desperately
>>29484245
>used to work as a animal
>finally the business is mine
>im just the boss here and sits in my house playing videogames while other people works for me
it was 2 years of hard work but now i have people workig for me and im not a jew so they work happy because they know the pay is good
you should try NEETS its like being a neet but with more money
>2016
>still having cable tv
Thats probably the funniest part of that entire post
>not being independent NEET masterrace, and having thousands in the bank.
>not having a NEETbux payment high enough to save a couple hundred a month after eating out and making a few sports bets every month
>not taking advantage of all this helicopter money
Y'all aren't playing the game well at all.
