Rocket up the butt, do it for science

Death by constipation.

Death by Limp Bizkit

>>29484012
"le science"

kill yourself

i hear drowning is fun

>>29484000
Gunshot to the head senpai.

You could also try starvation. 5-20% of diagnosed anorexics eventually die.

>>29484000
Heroin overdose. I OD off heroin and Valium and it was the most beautiful and calm feeling ive ever had. Then the paramedics gave me the narcan and I was in the worst pain I've ever been in. Still fucking pissed about it

Take a trip to Australia and wrestle a saltwater crock. It will be historic.

>>29484607
Kurt Cobaining it is the fastest and least painful method. If you can't or won't, an exit bag is a peaceful and inexpensive method.

Depends on how much you hate yourself. If you want it quick, hang yourself or put a bullet in your head

>>29484735
Hanging yourself is a bad, slow method with a medial amount of waiting and a large room for error.

>>29484764
If you manage to break your neck instantly it isn't bad

>>29484000
tell us your story nigga

>>29484894
That's what it's hinging on. If he pussies out at the last moment, he'll be hanging there very much alive for around three days.
We have technology. There are better ways to do it.

Charcoal-burning suicide.
Look it up.