>Be at work this morning
>Suddenly smell poop
>Ass gets incredibly itchy
>Coworkers start to complain of poop smell
>Run to bathroom
>Wipe my ass
>Toilet paper full of shit
>Turns out I forgot to wipe my ass after shitting this morning
Who /forgetful/ here?
fuck. cap this shit
>>29483140
Put some effort into starting a thread you stupid attention seeking faggot
>>29483155
Shut up moron
HOW do you forget something like this
it's like forgetting to eat for a week
you just feel that something is wrong
>>29483140
Uh... Didn't we have this thread yesterday? Are you trying to create a new meme
>>29483155
top fucking kek guys lets get this to reddit
>>29483182
>tfw anon is developing amnesia and walks into work covered in his own shit EVERY day
>shat at 10am yesterday at uni
>did a half assed job at wiping my ass
>got sick so i took medicine that makes you drowsy
>went to bed at 8pm without a shower or anything
>wake up at 10am this morning
>asshole feels itchy
>scratch it through my boxers
>feels slippery down there
>sniff fingers, and it smells like shit, forgot to wash hands in the shower
>shower and leave my poop boxers on the floor
>mom asks if i can smell a hint of shit
It's midnight now and the boxers and other clothes are still there. I'd throw it in the wash myself, but my mum would just get suspicious because I never wash my own clothes.
Holy fuck I'm 'cappin this for funnyjunk.
>>29483235
why not just throw the boxer out
>>29483297
She'll get suspicious. I tried rubbing a bit of soap in the smelly area but I think it just made it smell worse.
>>29483560
Do you not have a washing machine?
>>29483599
I do but I never do my own laundry so she'll know something's up if I wash it myself.
>>29483626
Use it anyway. Something IS up, let her know you're at least cleaning up after yourself.
