Christ, he really is losing it isn't he?
>>29483059
What did he mean by this though?
Is he a hardcore reactionary?
/pol/ is home to a whole host of different crazies
>>29483059
He's an old soul, still living the 1950's dream.
>>29483091
>tfw no Mad Men bf
He is familiar with the JQ
>>29483091
>>29483100
Also these, he looks like he's from Mad Men. What did you expect from his political views?
Does Reviewbrah live with anyone else? His big house always sounds empty
>>29483059
what video is this on though?
also this >>29483075
he could be anything to be honest
He exploits everyone to get more views. He is a typical normalfagscumfuck.
on r9k it's all how he is alone even though he fucks sluts left and right
on pol its how he hates jews and fagets
This cunt is a women with a penis. Not the good kind either. I mean that he does whatever he can to get attention.
>>29483158
>not the good kind either
heh
>>29483158
Hey listen up buddy he's a good guy alrght ? You shut up you dumb idiot
>>29483059
He has finally reached the only natural conclusion.
>>29483252
First it was "eggman."
then "kent"
Now this asshole.
Normalfags are mocking robots and robots don't understand the satires.
>>29483091
yea he was born in the wrong time
women would have been all over him in the 50's
>tfw you'll never share a pizza and an energy drink with reviewbrah and talk shit about jews
>>29483341
Reviewbrah has been big long before eggman and whoever the fuck Kent is, lurk moar
>>29483481
I have been on r9k every day for the past 5 years.
I am a true and honest robot. I know things.
>>29483514
I'm not sure if his sex life I that active
>tfw his 2016 average day video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRQ5jQ-7s_k
>>29483514
>5 years
Baby numbers, come back to me when it's 10 newfag
>>29483481
>reviewbrah big before eggman
no you're just new
>>29483631
Hes been posted on here for nearly four years. Eggman hasn't been around nearly as long.
>>29483631
Reviewbrahs been making top quality videos since 2011 you dumb fuck, eggman is just some shitty forced meme since last year
>>29483158
This. After all, he used to use bots to spam advertise his channel on runescape 24/7, clearly he's not above anything that will drive more traffic to his channel.
>>29483123
His mother, he's referred to her offscreen a few times and you can hear her in the background.
>>29483735
I wonder what she thinks of this. It must be...odd.
Bring back ulililila
>>29483725
>he used to use bots to spam advertise his channel on runescape 24/7
heh really? That's really cute, I think it proves that he's not a normie. I mean he was clearly a kid when he started making videos and how else would an autistic kid try to get the word out on his channel? jewbook?
You're just an autist, anyway. Kid wants to get views on his videos (why else would he make them?) and how he's a backstabbing normie jew cunt.
>>29483798
Eat shit, cunt. Don't call me an autist you mother fucker, I could beat your fuckin ass any day of the week
>>29483816
She's cute and really looks like him.
>tfw no reviewbrah mommy gf
>>29483846
DONT TALK ABOUT MY MOM
>>29483816
You can see the disappointment in her face, poor woman
OH SHIT GUYS HES HERE
ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOUR NOW
>>29483816
he looks so cute here
maybe because eh isnt wearing a suit or doesnt have semen in his hair
>>29483875
Wot
>>29483846
Would
>>29483816
What a cute boy blox
>>29483816
>that kinky smile at the end
I just want to cum all over her pretty face and lips.
>>29483816
He is as cute and handsome nerd cuck. Anyone can change even me. I been changing for the better as well and an glad i did so. I happen to finnaly get many people to actually like me for who i am. Seriously some of you anons need to drop the hatred in your heart and let go of the negative shit you remind yourself everyday. I dont understand why you guys compete to see who is the biggest loser here. I took a massive break from this board for about 3-5months.
>The girl in pic is not my gf and i dont have. Am not sad about it and i believe i will get one later on in my life.
the guy's a mooching effeminate schlep, I have sincere doubts that he's a red pilled /pol/lock
Guys where does reviewbrah live? I want to know if o have a chance no homo
>>29484156
Some anon posted this a few days ago.
>>29484279
how much does a house like that go for in America?
>>29484279
wow that's a nice big driveway
>>29484279
>you will never lay up with reviewbrah and lay down with reviewbrah's mother
>>29484279
>1 hr away
Thank you senpai!!!!!
>>29483158
Yeah a guy that looks like reviewbrah is definitely not a virgin, he's fucking sluts left and right for sure. Look at that neck, look how it blends in so seamlessly to his face.
Chins and jawlines are actually extremely barbaric. Women prefer a sophisticated man, a man who can pull off the Roger Ebert look without even needing to get anything surgically removed.
>>29483059
His face actually looks more alpha in the after pic.
>>29485079
he looks like Stuart Bingham, have you seen that guy's wife?
This kid got bullied like fuck in school he said so him self. He is 22 now and said that he looked like a 12 old in high school.
>>29485142
he probably has too much testosterone, was keeping that HGH on the ropes
>>29483611
>Infamous "pan pizza" suit
FILL ME IN ON THE LORE PLEASE
>>29484279
Looks comfy af, he's living the American dream.
Yes, the quickening has begun.
>>29484279
not too far from me
>>29485079
You're not autistic enough to think that he can't get laid because of the way he looks are you?
>>29484301
given its proximity to the city, but also the lack of public transportation, roughly 3 bd 2 ba, ~1700 sq ft, I'd guess $390,000 burgerdollars
Did you guys see his tosh.0 appearance?
It was kind of sad.
>>29483123
Four of those people were paid millions to do that.
>>29483816
Holy shit she's cute.
>tfw you will never be seduced by reviewbrah's mom and have him walk in on you in the middle of the act and say "it is what it is"
>>29485305
It was the first review he did that went viral. Should be easy to find if you sort his videos by most views. Nothing particularly special about that review itself.
>>29485524
I've been avoiding it.
>>29485472
after doing some research on county tax records (and google not revealing exact averages), the actual assessed value is somewhere between $400k and $425k, I think.
>>29485683
Me too. I don't particularly care to see reviewbrah being interviewed by a normie.
>>29485205
Doesn't work that way, breh. Estrogen is the only thing that fucks with HGH.
>t. being shooting text and arimidex religiously for the past 8 years
He probably had a thyroid issue as a teenager that went unresolved, or he's a MtF trap or his mom's secretly insane and has been slipping estradol into his food.
>>29485710
He's very tall though. Sometimes that body type takes a long time to fill out.
>>29485686
adding to this, I believe the address is dubious because none of the owners registered to the houses on that block have names I could believe to be his last name, based upon his ethnicity. it's possible he and his mother rent, but given the upscale attitude of the area and very "lived in" feel of his dining room, I doubt it. anyway, I'm suspicious especially considering a lack of source.
>>29485738
It's his house.
Look at his average day videos where he's on his porch
>>29485738
Just watch his 2015 average day video. He's literally sitting right on that chair thing on the porch.
>>29485733
>claims to be 6'4
>looks to be only a couple inches taller than his mother
Lol.
>>29485764
Also if you actually go there in street view, you can peek behind the house a little and see that that backyard looks pretty much the same as seen in his videos.
>>29483816
what vid is this from?
>>29485754
>>29485764
well then I guess we know his last name then, or potentially his last name
>>29485793
If you go down his street you can find the big road he walks down in his VORW's
>>29484279
So what is his last name?
>>29485852
Jurassic or so I hard.
>>29485863
John Jurassic?
Is he a dinosaur?
>>29485831
I wish he would record his nightwalks.
I can't believe this guy has been around like 5 years and nobody even knows his full name or anything about him. He is 1337 as fuck.
>>29484095
Since when was ASAP Ferg a robot?
>>29485920
I think we do.
>>29485920
We know a shit ton about him, are you kidding?
>>29483059
Did he not come out as a homosexual republican?
>>29485932
>mr. jurasek park
I think this is obviously a joke
>>29485932
That guy is on facebook and got married in 1993.
>>29485638
superb kek
>>29485948
So? Reviewbrah is 22 or something like that. Sounds plausible to me.
>i have always worn a suit guys
>>29483059
Who's this beta wearing his dad's suits?
>>29483445
No, women have always liked men. This chump would be a laughing stock any time
>>29485733
He's like 7 inches shorter than Daniel tosh
>>29485920
John Jurasek is his name.
>>29486078
Yeah, he's 5'9 at the most. Tosh is what, 6'3?
>>29486087
>he's from Pollack ancestry
Huh, I would've said Northern Italian.
>tfw no delicate little Cheeto reviewbrah bf
>>29486165
You're a sick human being
>>29486087
His last name is Jurassic? That's pretty cool
>>29486165
>no feminine dick reviewbrah
>>29486095
Hmm... the plot thickens. It congeals.
>>29486318
I know that exact feeling, family.
>>29483059
second pic is alpha af compared to the first
>>29486318
hoIy mother of god.
>>29483631
you're just revealing how much of a newfag you are honestly, its been said but reviewbrah is actually pretty old
>>29483611
>Wakes up in the afternoon
>Puts on a suit for no fucking reason
>Doesn't leave the house but dresses up anyway
>Spends the day listening to short wave radio and browsing the internet
>Owns a typewriter and types on it
>Plays darts
Poor bastard, I feel bad for him. He has no job, he's basically a NEET. He has no friends obviously or a social life, he lives in a dated looking house and has no gaming consoles or anything. His form of entertainment is writing and listening to the radio, I just feel bad for him.
I'm not implying or saying he is autistic but, my god.
>>29488040
He has a PS2 somewhere in his basement tho. And also some Legos.
>>29488147
>PS2 in his basement
>Legos
That doesn't make his situation any better
>>29483816
they look and move the fucking same lmao, the review family
>>29484279
Does reviewbrah ball?
>>29483816
Holy shit would bang his mom
>>29483816
Man she looks like a smoke after cold emotionless sex pillpopper
so hot
>>29483816
What vid is this? I want to see him interact with his family.
>>29488040
Didn't he mention that he knows where the fast food and energy drink diet will lead to?
Maybe he just doesn't care anymore?
>>29488040
lives like a retired lonely old man
>>29483816
aww they're both so cute
>>29488040
leave him alone, he does what he likes
he's based af
>>29483059
suit actually fits in second pic
>ywn have reviewbrah mommy tenderly cuddle and comfort you after a long day of relentless bullying at school
>ywn see her sweet smile after seeing your delight that she picked up a bag of mcdonalds to go on her way home from work
>ywn be ashamed of your raging boner hearing her softly moan with relief as she pees extremely loudly after getting stuck in traffic on her way home from work
>ywn have to try and hide your boner as she lays down on the couch beside you while you're watching tv and rests her gorgeous dark red nail polished feet and asks for an innocent footrub after a long day at work. You will then never reluctantly start rubbing her arch and soles trying hard to hide your now raging erection of confusion and humiliation. Your penis then detonates into a minutle long near-orgasm edge as you get down and dirty and start vigorously rubbing her toes as she outstretches her feet in comfort and pleasure which gently rub on your now very prominent erection
>>29488040
>no job
He makes more than you off his youtube channel now
>>29488598
he held an impromptu q&a on here a while back and basically implied that he might very well commit suicide in the next few years due to his depression
>>29489002
WHY EVEN LIVE
H
Y
originally sad as fuck now
Also, I remember seeing an actual photo of reviewma when I was browsing some archives. Does anyone have it?
>>29483816
>people attracted to that leathery neck
but why?
>>29486087
why are all Czech Americans such autists baka
I mean the dude from CustomGrow420 (his surname is Radeckyor Hradecky) is a juggalo who used to (?) beat his wife and was arrested several times and now Reviewbrah is confirmed to have Czech hurritage
>>29489194
Isn't that a Polish name though?
>>29489173
How could you not
why is this the one internet autist you respect
>>29485142
He looks like a 12 year old now
>>29488040
he is probably autistic
at least by 4chan's standards (so not actually autistic)
though your description makes his weird life sound oddly fulfillign
>>29489219
I believe the polish equivalent would be spelled Juraszek, the original Czech version is spelled with an s with a caron
t. a Czech
>>29489221
by being a gay
though he doesn't look much better
>>29483816
that smile is anime as fuck
>>29489060
Youtube isn't really a job in my opinion, I don't think it gives you the same work ethic and fulfillment that real jobs give some people.
>>29489276
As a Pollack I can confirm this
>>29489276
>>29489372
And what does that word mean (if anything)? Is it some occupation like Smith or Miller or something?
Some Canadian shitposted about him on /pol/ yesterday.
Reviewbrah replied and the Canadian got BTFO.
>>29489516
>reviewbrah will never be your friend
this actually saddens me
>>29489516
Receiving the rare reviewbrah you
>>29489516
link?
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origianl
Friend made some quick reviewbrah fan art, heavily inspired by his 5 guys video. Thoughts?
>>29483514
Apparently you don't
>>29489714
doesn't even remind me of him
shit art
>>29488292
At 6ft 4 and 1/2, I hope he at least practices occasionally.
>>29488040
>has no gaming consoles or anything
In Ebinthony Memetano's podcast he says he plays vidya
>>29489786
he says he played some retarded autist game 5 years ago
>>29485777
What a waste of trips. He's obviously half a decade younger in that picture.
>>29483631
I recall first seeing reviewbrah's pan pizza review on a 4chan synchtube channel around 2012. It took a couple of years for him to really get big though. He has been popular far longer than eggman though
>>29485524
I think he handled hit really well, he still acted professional even though tosh was being retarded.
>>29485877
In a figurative sense. He uses an old computer, listens to shortwave and dresses like an old man
>>29486329
>Well, ladies and gentlemen, we are - as "they say" going in!
>The first thing, if I'm to account for all factors, is the "thickness" of this plot.
>Yes, indeed, this is rather thick, if I do say so myself - however, it is no so thick as to be off-putting; rather, this plot comfortably sits at that perfect level of "thickness".
>You know, I wasn't a fan of their last plot, but this one, ladies and gentlemen, is rather good.
>>29485898
Will the dad video ever be released?
>>29485898
>usually don't go out that much anymore
What did he mean by this? Is he that famous that normalfags might occasionally ask him for autographs?
>Mac N' Cheetos
Why are americans so disgusting?
>>29490057
Probably not, but damn, I hope someone saved it back in the day and eventually will upload for all of us to see.
>>29489357
cringiest post i've ever read
>>29489106
>basically implied that he might very well commit suicide in the next few years due to his depression
Anyone wanna bet that hypocritical normalfags will meme about it and pretend that they actually cared?I'll probably be one of them tb.h
>>29483059
Link to video where he commented that?
Recently saw on here his first name is John? I think I heard him say it in a few VORWs also. I literally listen to those every night to sleep.
I want to know more about his real life.
Not even sure if I like him as a character or not lol.
>>29483631
literally funniest post I have seen in ages.
>>29484279
>tfw reviewbrah and I will never go to Palisades mall and review the chinese food and ride the ferriswheel
>>29486095
>that wife beater tho
>>29483059
His suits are too big
This is really pathetic. Reviewbrah does his thing and knows he's not normal but he continues to act and do what he loves. I have immense respect for him for being able to put up with what you people put him through, you treat him as if he's unaware everyone mocks him when he is fully aware. He chooses to actually be himself and has been consistent in doing that. I respect him more than I respect him more than I could ever respect any one of you, not that it matters.
>>29490174
this
I've been trying to find that shit, starting to think it's shopped in
>>29490442
It probably is, it's even easier nowadays because you don't need to shoop it, right click on text and inspect element or something like that, write some bullshit and you're done.
>>29490493
No its real, I remember seeing it a couple months ago, though I can not remember which video it was. But the post is real
>>29490442
He's talked about browsing /pol/ before on his VORW, plus he uses the word 'degenerate' a lot
>>29490669
you remember which VORW?
>>29485472
No way, thats 100-125k dollar house at best.
>>29485142
Does he go to college?
>>29489772
He's like 5'8".
Why do his teeth hardly ever show when he is talking? Is it some sort of bone deformity?
>>29485898
>Those nails
Why wont he fucking trim them, it's absolutely disgusting.
>>29490941
it's like people whose gums show, just the opposite
looks creepy
>>29483059
>those broad ass shoulders
reviewbrah is alpha af
>>29491217
Do you know how suits work?
>>29483059
he really, REALLY needs to tailor his suits
>>29491261
stop hating you fucking fat manlet
i bet youd shit yourself if you were to see him in person
>>29486095
I did some calculations yesterday based on the approximate length of his tibia, and, based on my model, his height should be within about .15 inches of 5'8". Anything much higher than that is definitely not right.
>>29491393
So i guess the answer is no?
>>29491393
senpai he ain't hating. u gotta see, nigga, that reviewbrah just ain't got such fleek broad shoulders, yo.
would you fuck foodreviewbrah?
>>29491609
No, he's a coal burner
>>29483611
Does he have hypothyroidism?
If so poor guy.
>>29491715
What would lead you to think that? I have had hypothyroidism most of my life, and there doesn't seem to be any definitive evidence in that video that he is also afflicted with it.
>>29488040
>doing things you like is pathetic
Fuck off normie
would you happier if he was a dead inside and doing what society wants him to do?
>>29491782
I'm not a normie first off, secondly the guy puts on a FUCKING SUIT and fixes his hair even though he doesn't leave his fucking house, what's the point?
I don't get dressed every because I'm a NEET shut in who hates society and doesn't leave my house, I guess dressing up everyday even though he doesn't go anywhere just makes him feel like he did something.
He got dressed and that's an achievement in his dull life, I don't really blame him. I guess wearing the suit raises his self esteem and what not as well.
>>29491609
ive thought about it a lot and yes
but like, i couldnt tell you if you asked me why
but i know that i would
>>29491904
feel the same way...
>tfw he will taste your dick then rate it
http://www.strawpoll.me/10568069
>>29489357
tell that to pewdiepie
reviewbrah probably does decent now that he gets all those product endorsements
wouldnt be surprised if he ends up having to hire a manager or 2 full time
