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>measuring area in room to see if I can fit a desk in the space
>decide to measure self for the lulz
>5'6
>wtf I thought I was 5'9, this is wrong
>find different tape measure to see if bs, same result
I was finding it hard to find any other reason to feel bad about myself, but there you go. I really hope I still am expecting a growth spurt or something, or else I'll be an acne covered manlet with no facial hair my whole life.
>jack black
>kek
Do you manlets actually have those toughts? Oh my fucking god what poor beings you are. Just accept it and thats it
>>29483015
How are you finding summer so far?i don't give a shit
>>29482919
Isn't RDJ actually like 5'5", he just wears huge lifts all the time?
>be 5 feet tall even
>stuck wearing is sized clothes
>am literally the same size as a middle schooler
>as weak as one too
>keep my legs and body hair shaved because I don't look good with hair and want to be cute
>>29483015
No, these threads are always lanklets trolling.
>actually have a wife
>except she is almost 6 feet tall without heels
>she works full time while I am her stay at home househusband
>I can't find a job because no companies take me seriously
>living a life of cooking and cleaning for my wife while she is the breadwinner
>>29482861
>be 5'7
>live in memeland (you know where this is)
>every single first year highschool boy is taller
>nearly all first year girls are same height or already taller
>sitting on bus and trying to delude yourself to think you're average
>sitting on bus and you know you're way below average
>that one 50 year old chink that is the only person the same height as you
Its worse if manlets are hated where you live (they are)
>manlets are so angry
>I'd never date below (Insert X height that is a few inches above their own height)
At least I'm not searching for the 3d meme, if you live where I live and you're trying to form a relationship but are under 6'0, you should really just consider ending it.
>she is extremely overprotective
>doesn't let me go out alone because I'm "the same size as a kid and could be abducted"
>doesn't let me drive because I can't really see over the dashboard and she hates having to adjust the seat after me
>feel like a little kid when I stand next to her or go out somewhere together
>she insists on keeping me smoothly shaven
>she insists I wear tight fitting underwear because boxers are for "grown men who need to space" and that I should "embrace being my cute boy"
>>29483484
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>>29483544
the fuck you are you even posting you literal fucking autist.
>roleplaying as a cuckhold
Holy shit you're retarded. Did you make this thread just to do that?
Fuck off
>wife constantly gets hit on my co-workers because they see me as some little boy who is tlno threat
>wife teases me about it
>we all go out for drinks one night
>bartender refuses to serve me because he believes my ID is fake
>her co-workers acts like he is her date and bartender feeds into his ego by complimenting him on "his girl"
>wife laughs it off because she thinks they are just playing around
>don't want to make scene so I go to the bathroom
>have to stand on tiptoes to use urinal
>her co-worker sees me and drops hints teasing me in front of everyone at the bar
>>29483595
what the FUCK are you posting you actual fucking autistic.
Why are you roleplaying as a cuckhold and posting pictures you saved off some actual cuckhold.
>>29483574
I'm not OP friendo. I'm just posting my experiences in my relationship and how me being a manlet effects how my wife and others treat me.
>I have started trying on her heels
>think I'm bi sexual because I find grown men as attractive and intimidating as my wife
>was sexually accosted in college and that might have warped me
>have never told my wife but she knows I get nervous and shy around bigger people
>>29483508
Oh Christ. The cuck fantasy poster is back.
Do you have any new material easily proven falsehoods like usual?
>>29483663
Aside from the new pictures I have of me in her shoes? Sure.
>>29483688
The last time you posted a picture of "yourself" you had brown, sandnigger color skin. Now it's pasty white. At least try to be consistent with your fantasies.
>all of my grandparents are barely 5'
>mom is 4'10"
>dad is 5'2"
>I'm 4'11"
quit bitching about being 5'6" when I'm damn near a hobbit/dwarf.
>>29483508
Girls taller than me are my fetish
>>29483639
Continuing this story
>was in college trying to work out because i was (and still am) a skinny little manlet
>went to gym at night on campus and was attempting to bench press
>having trouble lifting the bar
>45lbs
>not gonna make it senpai
>couple people in the gym and one guy comes over to spot me
>sterotypical jock looking guy and he stands behind me with his crotch on the top of my head
>don't think anything of it because I don't see any other way for him to spot me so I think it's normal
>start to follow him like a puppy watching his work it for pointers
>after wards I go to locker rooms to shower
>he follows me in and approaches me
>pretty close and is intimidated because he is huge compared to me
>puts a heavy calloused hand on my head and grips slowly and firmly
>tells me I need to return the favor of him helping
>tells me he knows im a "good little boy" and that I want it
>wind up giving him a blow job because I just wanted it to be over and was forced to swallow
>he leaves while I take a shower trying not to think about if I wanted it or if I was raped
And to this day I now find myself eyeing men's bulges as much as I eye my wife's ass.
>>29483770
Changed that story eh? The last time you said it happened in high school.
>>29483639
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>>29483770
Ok can you post a timestamp right now with the date showed?
Otherwise you really just remain as someone whos roleplaying as a cuckhold.
>inb4 I can't because out of house
>inb4 nothing to take pictures of
>inb4 no response just to dodge this
>>29483731
I never posted a pic of myself before friendo.
>>29483544
>pic of me in same living room as I took pics of her in
>pic of her in same living room
This isn't complicated.
>>29483544
Unless you are 3 feet tall you will see over the dashboard just fine. You're not very good at making things up in a believable way.
>>29483787
I never said it was high school. On fact I only told this story once before.
>>29483788
>previous time stamp on same bed as I took pics of her on along with her shoes
>>29483796
Yes you did post a picture of yourself. I'll see if I can find it in the archives. It was quite a while ago though, probably last year, so it's not surprising you can't remember. You can't even remember your posts from month ago and have all these inconsistencies.
>>29483818
>pic of her on same bed for reference
>>29483807
I really can't because she sets the seat the whole way down. If I was to be allowed to drive I can't adjust the seat. Because I can't adjust the seat I can't see. Because I can't see I can't drive. She is really adamant about it being annoying to change the seat settings so it makes more sense for her to drive all the time
>>29483818
>no timestamp of "wife", only creepshots
>no timestamp of self
>>29483852
I don't really care anymore. Believe me or not but I was sharing my experiences. It's not on me to convince you. It's obvious I'm not making it up based on where the pics were taken. Further then that I really don't care. I'm home alone while she is working and bored so I'm chatting here. If you don't want to see pics of her and I'm annoying you all I'll leave.
>>29483848
My dad is 6' and my mom is 5'. The only thing she does when she drives after my dad is move the seat forward.
You really don't have a sense of scale at all. You don't know how tall/short 5' is.
>>29483883
It's obvious you are making things up. Come on. Even forgetting about having no timestamped pics, your posts contain so many errors and inconsistencies anyone with half a brain can point them out.
>>29483886
I do because I'm 5 feet tall dude. How are you gonna tell me? Does she sit on pillows or something? Drive a sub compact? Because for me, I can't see.
>>29483574
you sound really, really triggered
perhaps you should take a time off the computer to cool off, my triggered friend :^)
>>29483913
Someone 5 feet tall sitting in that car seat would have absolutely no trouble seeing over the dashboard.
>>29483945
Again she pushes the seat all the way down. She does not let me pump the seat up to raise it. With the seat all the way down I cannot see clearly over the dashboard. I'm 5 feet tall so I don't know what you are talking about. I'm literally 5 feet tall and its fucking frustrating explaining this to you because I had to deal with walking around being the same height as as everyone's fucking chests and being pushed to the boundaries of circles of people or just straight up ignored my whole fucking Iife. Again it's the internet, believe me or not.
>>29483985
That seat doesn't move "all the way down". Lots of people are 5 feet tall and drive normally. At least try to come up with more feasible lies.
>>29484168
What are you smoking? You can decrease the seats height just like you could increase it. Also, like I said before, she does not let me adjust the seat. I'm sure plenty of 5ft fall people could drive if they can adjust their seat or use pillows or whatever.
>>29482919
shit i always thought Tom Cruise was at least 5'10
>>29484348
Ive seen you 3 times you fucking fetishposter. Someone asked you for a timestamp once, and all you gave them was a timestamp of shoes. Unless we get a timestamp of you and your wife, your story is a fake fetish post.
>>29484348
That Toyota model's seat, if you can adjust the height at all, will move at most 2 inches.
Your car seat lie is one of the most pitiful ones because it's so easy to show false. And yet you insist on digging yourself into the hole deeper.
>>29482861
>tfw automatically denies security guard jobs
>tfw the easiest jobs are unavailable to me sinply because my stature is not imposing enough
>tfw as short as the typical tall female
>tfw girls don't consider you a full grown man
>tfw well paying work is harder to com by
Fuck this country.
>>29484437
>3 times
More like 30. He's been doing this forever and each time his stories get more and more ridiculous.
>>29484468
Why would your height have any impact on your job search? Unless you really want to work as security guard only and nothing else.
6'2 bro checking in.....I'm sorry you're all so short, If I could share this height, I would
>>29483985
>>29484348
Also, im just going to point out the fact that the calves of the women in these 2 poctires are completely different. Gotcha.
>tfw taller girls are my fetish
>Tfw they'll never be with me if I was short
>Tfw I'm cursed with tallness
>end the pain
>>29484542
5'6" bro checking in... I'm sorry you're all so virgins, I'd share some of my game if I could
>>29484542
Just do us the favor and KYS.
>>29484603
I would, but unlike you manlets, when I kick over the chair, my legs just reach the floor
the simplest manlet feel of all
>be 5'9
>crush is 5'10
>her bf is 6'2
There is literally nothing that makes me think "never gonna happen" more than a girl being taller than me. L I T E R A L L Y. It feels more important than face, frame, fashion, confidence or money.
Fuck you tall motherfuckers
>>29482861
lmao, multiple friends of mine have done this
>friend thinks he's 5'11 for years
>is 5'9
I'm 6'1.5
>friend says he's 6'2"
>is obviously an inch shorter than me
>tells me I'm really 6'3"
lmao, everybody seems to tack on an inch or two
>>29483766
Girls that are 5'10 are premium height for tall me. They are easier to fuck and take pictures with.
>>29483484
>>29483508
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>>29483883
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>>29484348
nobody cares about your pathetic bullshit, gtfo
>>29484545
Are we really doing this? You must be trolling. You are trying to point out that the calves look different? Legs could look different in every picture.
>>29483524
What the hell is memeland, sweden?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>29484640
>>29484667
>be 5'6"
>last gf was 5'10"
>gf before that was 5'9"
For some reason I have more luck with taller girls. Or it's just a coincidence.
>>29483739
cute, post penis plz
>>29484563
>Tfw they'll never be with me if I was short
This is only a meme though. I'm not even a normie and I've dated two different girls that are taller than me.
>>29484709
Unless we get timestamp of you and your wife, your story is fake, and no legs dont look different, the calf muscles are much more pronounced in the first picture. You dont lose muscle tone between pictures. Too many contradictions,the fact that you post the same things every time, you post for fetish.
>>29484467
Dude, again, I cannot see over the dashboard clearly. 2 inches when you are sitting down is a lot. Take my word or not it makes no difference to me. I don't now what you are all this triggered over what I'm saying. I'm telling the truth, my pictures match up, and that's that. Take it or leave it.
>>29483985
You could see the black kitchen table in top left.
>this picture shows the black table with her in her black suit
>>29483595
Her coming up the stairs from outside in same suit.
>>29484348
Her at top of stairs in white suit.
This really isn't complicated so the only thing I can think of is you are trying to troll.
>>29484794
I've dated a 5'11" girl and she literally told me she wouldn't date a guy shorter than 6'3"
>>29484468
That's why I've accepted being a house husband for my wife while she works full time with the "real men". Not too bad. Aside from being teased by bigger men and her by generally trying to mother me and not taking my opinions seriously.
>>29484832
Yeah but there is a big difference between what girls say they want and what they actually do
>>29484525
Sales jobs are big on appearances.
>>29484804
Then get us a timestamp of you and your wife. End of story.
>>29483508
Stop right there you scum.
This is cuck bait. This fucking cunt posts in every height related thread, its not real, abort and abandon you fucking newfags.
>>29484845
Well her last boyfriend, who I know, is 6'4". I'm actually 6'2" but I lift weights so I look bigger than lanky tall guys.
>>29484856
Which is why you will see good-looking short guys in sales and not tall ugly guys.
>>29484978
Yeah, the tall good looking guys are the managers for their fleet of manlet salesmen.
>>29484832
My 5'10" gf doesn't care about height. Neither do most girls.
>>29484997
I'm a short guy and I'm the boss of a bunch of tall guys.
>>29484761
I don't know brobot, it's a knee-jerk thing. I just can't see it.
AlsoI haven't had a gf, let alone a taller one you fucking normie faggot, get the fuck off of /r9k/
>>29485003
You're lying to yourself if you think most girls don't care about height. Being tall is fucking EZ mode, I can attest to that.
>>29485076
Tall girls care less about height that short ones.
Also, just because you are an expert in not getting girls doesn't mean you know what girls actually want.
>>29485101
My sister is 6' and married a 6'3" guy. My mom is 5'8" and married a 6'4" guy. Girls and gays constantly have a crush on me at any job I work at. It's fucking EZ mode. I had one gf give me her number without me asking for it because we sat next to one another at the dmv.
All you have to do is not be fat and wear clothes that fit.
>>29484361
Him being short has been something people have made jokes about for ages. His movies just make him look tall.
>>29485137
And that has absolutely nothing to do with girls and their height preferences. Your example doesn't change the fact that there are plenty of tall girls with shorter guys.
>>29485212
If you think they wouldn't prefer you be man sized you're lying to yourself. You're just the best they could get right now. Girls normally sit around waiting for guys to ask them out. She doesnt "mind", but she doesn't prefer it and you know it.
>>29485240
If you think a girl would dump a shorter bf for you you're lying to yourself. That's just wishful thinking on your part and you know it.
>>29485402
You're right, she'd just fuck me behind his back.
>>29485413
And why would any girl be attracted to you in the first place?
This thread makes me wonder. Is it better to live life of humiliation or be dead? Personally being dead sounds better reading his stories. But I guess some people have no pride or backbone due to being treated like shit by normies all their lives.
>>29485530
Are you talking about the guy posting on this thread about his wife? It's all obviously made up.
>>29485548
I'm talking in general. Guy in this thread whether he exists or not is a great example of what I've said.
>>29483508
I admire your devotion to this story. But I really wish it was a better story.
>>29485578
>it's all made up and doesn't exist
>but it's a great example of real things!
>>29485590
He's too lazy to do his research properly or even make any effort. His stories have glaring flaws and they're inconsistent across threads.
>>29485137
And yet you're still a kissless virgin.
>>29485592
Yes that is exactly what I mean. Things that don't exist can be an example of real things. Retard.
>>29485548
It's not made up but put your fingers in your ears as long as you want friendo.
>>29485578
>>29485592
>>29485590
It's real friendos. I posted a time stamp when I first posted the story but nobody believed me. I posted that same time stamp in this thread on the same bed with the same shoes she wears.
At this point, it's not on me to convince you. I'm just going to share my stories and if anyone has questions they could ask.
>>29483796
Yeah you did anon, you looked like you were south Italian or something in the photo
>>29485644
You have never posted a timestamp. No amount of lying about it will make it true.
Timestamps of shoes don't count. Post timestamp of "wife". Or he, of yourself, against a scenery where it's easy to see your height.
>>29482861
I just similar experience yesterday. Hadn't measured my height since I was 22 (8 years ago). Always thought I was a tiny bit over over 6 ft, but it turns out I'm 6 ft 2 in. I didn't think I'd keep growing that deep into my adulthood.
Anywho, sorry for your loss OP.
>>29483818
That "timestamp" is months old.
>>29485413
>hurr durr I'm tall so I get girls easy
>w-w-well I'm a virgin but it's by choice!
>>29485510
Because I'm beautiful
>>29486376
I'm not a virgin
I've barebacked as well
>have tall Chad colleague ~6'3", probably lifts
>people just seem to gravitate towards him
>always having people just strike up conversation with him
>meanwhile
>5'7", 28, KHV
>only have bare essential social interaction
>overhead that "Chad" makes $300 more than I do(we're in the same position)
>decide to drown my sorrow in some mid week alcohol
>get carded
>cashier is Chad too
>he's smiling
probably because he's told too, but I can't help thinking it's because he got to humiliate me.
I want off this ride.
>>29485644
Alright then, if you want anyone to believe your shit's true than post a picture of yourself with her. If not, you're faking.
>>29487008
He did that in one thread a long time ago. Except the guy in that picture looked mediterranean/sandnigger while in this thread he's pasty white.
And of course it was not a timestamped photo, and also cropped to be ant-sized.
Is desustorage gone? Damnit, I wanted to dig up a bit of the cuck fantasy poster older posts to show his contradictions.
>>29488921
Check their twitter. I doubt that guy is lying though.
