Describe the time you came closest to losing your virginity.
I masturbated to pornography of a man and woman having sex.
>>29482285
When I turned 14 and I fucked my gf
>>29482285
When a police man touched my butt when I was eight
>>29482314
Did you report him?
>>29482353
He didn't actually rape me or anything so why should I give a fuck?
I was raped by a Russian girl in high school. And, at age twenty-six, I've only had sex twice since then, with escorts you'd find on Backpage. But I always ran out the hour, and could never afford more than that. So I've never really achieved orgasm with another person.
>>29482390
>I was raped by a Russian girl in high school
Sounds hot as fuck
Greentext pls
>>29482390
>I was raped by a Russian girl in high school.
Some anons have all the luck.
>>29482407
It was actually physically painful and unrewarding; and left some marks and bruises on me; and I never really consented to much, if any, of it. And strangely, it's how people react when you tell them this that's worst part, not so much the actual act of violence.
>at grils house drinking(for the third time ever)
>just her and her best friend there
>friend disappears
>grill starts kissing me and removing my clothes
>dick is diamonds
>start rubbing her
>turns into heavy petting
>basically masturbating each other
>she lays on her back
>position myself to penetrate her
>dick instantly goes soft
>eat her out for a few minutes
>dick goes soft AGAIN
>eat her out AGAIN
>GOES SOFT AGAIN
>panicking at this point
>say fuck it and go shower
>she joins me in the shower
>eat her out and she cums
>she eats me out and i cum
This was around seven years ago and I have never gotten over the shame, will die a virgin because of it.
>>29482614
>she eats me out
I'm confused. Why do you have a dick and a vagina
Either making out with ex or skype-sexing with weeb girl from /soc/
that first time I shot my semen into a girl
>>29482614
Sounds close enough t b h
>>29482638
she ate the dick mayn
>>29482614
>she eats me out and i cum
u wot
>>29482652
never actually penetrated her with my benis tho
>>29482667
ate his butt, obviously
It was 3 a.m, I had actually managed to bring two grills home after a party. One left, and the other stayed. Only later did I realise that she had stayed so we would fuck. I kept a normal conversation after her friend left and she went home like 5 minutes after since I didn't make a move.
Worst part is : the first grill to leave sent me a facebook message at 5 a.m saying how much she hated her friend (she prolly thought we fucked).
So I actually had a shot with both these girls and here I am, still a virgin.
>mfw when I realised this
>be me
>9th grade
>met this girl in math class
>6/10 but weighed more than me
>get to know her really well
>tells me to go to her house for some reason
>oh shit man I know her intentions
>go home and play skyrim instead
>>29482285
with mum at 13-14.
> Be me 19 in nightclub
> Meet drunk white aryan master race girl
> She wants to fuck
> I instead take the gentleman route and talk to her
> For one hour
> For two hours
> For three hours
> For four hours
> For five hours
> For six hours
> I talked to her for six hours in the same nightclub in the same area
> Then I said bye, hugged her and went home
> I heard later my manlet muslim friend fucked her that night
> True fucking story
6 times with 6 different gfs but i always back off because the idea of showing my horrible body terrifies me.
Besides i'm almost 30 and ready to embrace wizardry. What gives?
>>29482848
>true story
fukking hell m8, pull your head in kunt
>>29482366
If you remember it this long ahead, it seems to have had some impact on you.
a girl said, hi
there, that was the closest call
happy now? does my shitty life make you feel better about your self?
On the last day of high school one of the normie girls who was pretty slaggy hugged me and kissed me on the cheek as people were saying goodbye, the closest female contact I have ever had in my life
>>29483013
>>29483021
Wow, you guys are pathetic.
>>29482285
had a friend with benefits sortof
>she wanted to do e with her friend katie
>she called me up and was like drop e with me
>she later called me on e and was like I want you, lets have sex etc.
>could not go and have threesome because I had to some stupid errand with my dad
still pissed about it till this day
elyse the girl who called wasnt that hot
but her friend katie was cute as fuck
>>29483032
Nigga you're browsing this thread with us
>>29482285
3 times 3 different girls ready to go
If i wasnt drunk/tired/gay enough I would've lost it
>>29483032
If you can't relate, you're probably a normie.
Might hafta leave, buddy.
>I fell asleep with my hand between her legs
>couldn't even get my dick out
>>29482285
When the cashier told me to have a nice day. This was 3 years ago
I once made eye contact with a girl on the bus, so I don't think I'm a virgin anymore.
This is my story of how I sperged out and cockblocked myself. It happened 10 years ago. I've posted this many times before, but here we go again:
>18 years old
>home alone one day
>girl I know comes over uninvited
>sit on the bed and watch TV
>decide to kiss her
>she kisses back
>French kissing for a while
>lay down on bed whilst she lays on top of me
>my hand is up her shirt and under her bra strap
>suddenly come to my senses and get scared
>know mum will be home soon
>"please you need to go now"
>"mum will be home soon"
>she tries to say it doesn't matter etc.
>don't listen to her
>escort her downstairs and out the door
>"don't tell anyone about this"
>shut door
>>29482285
fuck that, describe the source for this
>>29482660
That doesn't sound very healthy
a girl sat next to me at a party and i then went to the bathroom and jerked off
>>29483021
>kissed on cheek
NORMIES LEAVE REEEEEEEE
It's either when my sister wanted me to put my penis in her vagina when I was like 5, I put the tip against it, felt a very powerful sensation and didn't want to go any further.
Or when I was in college and there was an earthquake, everyone in my dorm had to leave and sleep in a shelter. Some fat girl latched onto me and slept next to me. She wanted sex but I didn't want to do it with her. Could've done it if I just asked her, she wanted me bad. But I didn't.
While I was in HS, around the same time I got my first blowjob (which she didn't do to completion) in a park at night. Halfheartedly suggest we fuck but she wouldn't go for it and I didn't wanna come off as aggressive/pushy. But, she left an open ended invitation to stop by her place at night while her father was at work. Could never go though, cuz my mother would never let me out late.
She was ugly as sin, but was super slutty. She would openly brag about having a new "boyfriend" every week & constantly asked for my wallet condoms.
A girl told me to fuck her to prove I was a faget when I was 13.
>>29483068
who is e?
>>29483397
....prove i wasn't a faget....
>>29482285
An unseasonably warm Sunday in February, around 3-4 years ago. We were both in high school, and I didn't have my license yet. My dad dropped me off.
Her name was Oona, and she invited me over to her house to hang out and watch a movie. I got over there, we went in her TV room and playfully chatted for about 30 minutes on what we should watch. We settled for Psych on Netflix.
It wasn't particularly long after that we started making out. I was never the best kisser but I felt like we both learned a little something that day. Apparently I'm really into girls gently biting my lip.
At one point she's directly on top of me and I sperg out and say something about my mom. I don't know why. Mercifully, she ignores it and we continue making out, but I've always wondered if that was a factor in her breaking up with me about a week later.
All too early it's over, and I give her a nice long kiss before I head out the door. I'm not very social with my parents so I just tell my dad we hung out and watched Psych.And that's why I can't watch Psych anymore.
>>29483454
I'm assuming you didn't fuck her and are therefore a faget
>>29482285
i have literally had sex over 2000 times. i failed once when i was 17 though, a girl got naked for me in my car and i couldn't get it in and got scared because i had phimosis and no condom.
>>29482744
if you can pick up two girls theres still hope for you.
>>29483248
holy shit this makes me feel bad
>>29482285
I don't mean to brag but a girl said I was cute
I think
once at least probably
>>29483435
The "e" in this case stands for ecstasy .
>>29483248
Geez, and I thought mine was bad.
I got super drunk with this chick I used to have a crush on in high school and fingered her for 5 minutes or so. Was about to slip it in but then she started crying because she has a long-distance boyfriend or some shit so she left and I fell asleep.
School whore offered to fuck me during my graduation night. I chickened out because I didn't have any condoms and one of my chad friends said that she said his dick was small he said he was 6 inches( I'm 5.5inches) so I pussied out.
>girl i know hangs out with and wants to watch movie
>i put something on
>we both lay in my bed
>like halfway through it she starts rubbing her ass against my crotch
>immediately think WTF ARE YOU DOING
>kind of freeze up
>she keeps doing it for a bit and i start getting boner
>frozen in place and don't do anything
>she stops after a few minutes
>finish movie and she leaves
top 10 autism moment of my life
>17
>met some grill on the train
>she is pretty qt
>10/10 body
>smile was pretty gross though
>go to her house one day
>her dad approaches me
>"Oh hey, Anon! I just got off the phone from your mother, do they know you're here?"
>wtf.dat
>he doesn't even know my name
>somehow that was a scare tactic parents use or something or whatever
>the parents fuck off to go shopping
>me and her play tekken
>she thrashes me over and over
>give her the look
>was diamonds the whole time in her room playing vidya
>she throws the controller down
>"I'm bored, Anon. Want to watch a movie?"
>basically spooned her the whole time, touching and small foreplay
>nearing the middle, more boring part of the movie she gets on top of me
>pulls down panties
>ohshit.psd
>i come prematurely all on her vag
>left 5 minutes after due to shame, she kinda laughed it off though
I never heard of her or saw her ever again
>>29482285
Brushed up against a woman's boob in the elevator.
>Outside of a supermarket smoking a cigarrette
>Some 4/5 grill comes out of the store
>Stares at me while unlocking her bike
>Wonder why she stared at me
>When I got home I realized she stared at me because I look like a fucking junkie and she didn't want her bike stolen
>>29483783
>>i come prematurely all on her vag
nope sorry this still counts as sex
REEE NORMIE LEAVE
>>29483068
You should have told your dad to go fuck himself, you're never getting that opportunity again because you were a pussy
>>29482285
When I lost it.
>>29483435
Are you retarded?
original comment for sale $1
>>29482285
When I almost had a sleep over / went on a camping trip with my girlfriend as a teen.
Both cancelled as we broke up.
>>29482285
Probably the time I met up with a chick on craigslist, didn't talk about being a virgin and just pretended I knew what I was doing.
/spoiler/ I fucked her /endspoiler/
>visit new york
>friend invite us to go with his friends I don't know
>pretty awkward
>somehow autism attracts one of the girls
>keeps touching my thigh leading up to crotch and dropping hints at how experienced she was
>her bf was there too but left separately
pretty sure if I went elsewhere with her we would've done it
>>29482285
>ask out girl from work at first job
>throw kickback when parents out of town
>she goes into my room because she wants the d
>go in there and start making out
>finger her a while
>fuck her pussy bareback
>she asks me to put on a condom after a while
>cum in her wearing the condom
Fucking women and condoms, I'll never lose my virginity.
When I was about 13 or 14 I walked a girl home after seeing a movie with a bunch of people. It was a long way but I lived near her anyway. It took roughly an hour. She was cold and let me feel her up/stay close to keep warm. We were still friends for a while after that. She and her mother moved away because her abusive father might have found out where she lived. It didn't get awkward. She was an ok person.
>>29482981
You mean if he's masturbated to the memory for this long
>>29483916
>/spoiler/ I fucked her /endspoiler/
>>29483783
Missed oportunities. She would have been a good gf.
>superior at vidya
>not disgusted by you
You fucked it.
>be me 14-15
>freshman in hs
>8th grade girl i talked to would regularly come over and make out and dry hump me
>she sneaks over at 2am one day
>dry humping and making out
>she has to leave and says next time we'll do it for real
>there wasn't a next time because I kept ditching her for my friend who said bros over hoes
>she moved out of state the summer of that year
>fast foward 10 years...
>>29483840
gregrgrthtye
>>29484015
>bros over hoes
let me guess, he ditched you as soon as he got a gf
>>29484030
>sophomore year friend gets a gf
>we stop hanging out
>i have no friends
fucking chad
>>29484015
Fuck this post made me mad. You were so fucking close and your idiot friend fucked it for you. Why did you listen to him? fffffffff
>>29482285
Difficult question.
I once sat next to a girl on he train. That's probably it.
>>29484083
Damn son you nearly did it. Don't lose hope.
>>29483934
>throw kickback
What does this mean?
>>29484332
a party or get together
>>29483248
I would've done the same. I feel you, anon. I'm scared of my mom's reactionand i'm 23
>>29484374
Thanks fama.
>that feel when you're out of touch with the words people are using these days
>at community college for a semester before dropping out
>join an "adventure club" and meet a cuute girl there
>club activities transitions into hanging out after it's done
>walk all over campus together chatting for an hour
>finally end up in semi secluded picnic area at like 9pm
>lie down in the grass together looking up at the stars
>she says she loves stars and i think that i should kiss her
>don't kiss her, just lie there awkwardly for few minutes
>we both get up and decide to go home for the night
>never see her or talk to a girls ever again after that one
i'm 27 years old now and i still haven't kissed a girl
>>29484411
Yeah, my door has no lock so my mum would have seen the door closed and then come in to investigate. Within a few hours everyone in my family and most of the neighborhood would know about it. That's why I needed the girl out of there before my mum got back.
>>29482285
>grill comes over
>fuck her
That's how close I've come hbu anons?
>>29484508
it's disturbing that society places such stigma against male sexuality that young men feel they must hide it so obsessively and at such cost
Hi everyone, female here!
My 34 year old boyfriend kissed me and fondled my titties when I was 14.
However, I'm now not a virgin anymore though and I regularly have lots of sex with many guys! I'm a sexual woman!
Was going to actually LOSE MINE IN HIGHSCHOOL TO MY EX, had the damn hotel clerk not asked me for ID and then told us to leave.
Ruined everything, i wish that fucker dead almost everyday
>be me 17years old
>with gf at some party of her friend
>gf 8/10 with big tits
>its time for sleeping most of people are gone,she ask friend for a room for us to stay over night
>we both lose virginity that night
>but i didnt enjoj it because im gay in denial
Does it count guys,i wish i was straigh,or gay but not in fucking third world homophobic shithole
>>29482285
>17 years old, english class in college
>Sit next to cute-ish kinda hippy looking girl with flat ass and big titties
>Spend the whole semester autistically flirting with her
>Finally summon the courage to get her number on the day of the final exam
>Ask her out on a date after sweating bullets for 30 mins with my thumb over the call button
>First date goes fine, we went and saw Tangled
>Eventually take her home one day
>My dick is almost too big for her, can't even do doggy
>Spend the next couple of months in a half relationship
>Find out she didn't think of me as a boyfriend at all
>Get mad and tell her off
>Spend next two years being a bitch about it
That's all.
>>29485030
>Describe the time you came closest to losing your virginity.
Seems simple enough if I'm being honest.
I was standing on a bus and this qt was standing right next to me and then the bus braked all of a sudden and the girl lost balance and bumped against me and I touched her butt
>anon how about we go to the bathroom and fuck?
>no thx
>Be me.
>Orbiting grill.
>Get enough balls one day to ask her out to a hockey game.
>She says yes.
>Day of date.
>Head to restaurant, have a great time joking around and shit.
>Head to hockey game, again having a great time and shit.
>Game ends and we head back to the car in the garage.
>In the car, she becomes really flirty.
>"Anon, that was so much fun...no one's ever taken me to a hockey game before" she says as she's writing on my arm with a pen and pulling me closer.
>Oh shit, here's the moment.
>Pussy out.
>Haha thanks, n-no p-problem.
>Go get some yogurt and drop her off.
>Never get that close again.
im a 30 yo male virgin
any fembot want to have a go?
>>29485947
>writing on my arm with a pen
That's disgusting. You dodged a bullet.
>>29485947
>writing on my arm with a pen
kek, I remember when that used to be the coolest thing a guy could have on them in middle school. Showed that girls wanted you so bad that they marked their territory.
>try to think of the closest I ever came to losing my virginity
>it just comes down to one or two moments where I was alone somewhere with a girl but not remotely close to one another and a persistent silence
I'm almost 21 and I'm still a khv
I was 18 and browsing the backpage looking at escorts until I found one I liked, then I called her, set up an appointment and we fucked
I came sucking on one of her tits and squeezing the other while she rode me
>>29485963
just go to a chinky massage parlor mate
A girl talked to me in class once, she wanted to know the answer to question 6b in math class.
I didn't know the answer.
I wonder how she is doing right now.
>>29482407
In soviet russia etc etc...
Literally a true story
>be me
>2014
>begin working at a bar
>spend a lot of my time reading
>spill spaghetti often
>girl who works there asks landlord for my number
>she is an actress
>pretty "hot"
>5'8, thin etc
>we go to the cinema
>head back to her place and talk until 4am
>hug and I walk home
>go to the cinema again
>she comes back to my place
>she asks to see my bedroom
>climbs into bed
>I lean against the wall with my hands in my pockets
>she says it's cold and gets under the blanket
>tells me to join her
>talk for an hour and I ask if I can kiss her
>I still have all my clothes on
>she says to get comfortable when she goes to the bathroom
>put on my pyjamas and bathrobe
>she is in her underwear
>kiss again and she sniffs my bathrobe
>don't have sex
>go to her apartment a few days later at 1am
>hyped up and ready to lose my v-card
>begin kissing in her bed
>get an erection as usual
>she asks if I have a condom
>say yes and she says "planning something were you!?"
>I feel embarrased by that but get up to get the condom anyway
>when I get it I tell her I need to put it on in the bathroom
>lose my erection on the way there
>panic like hell
>jerk myself off and put a thumb up my ass to try and stimulate my prostate or whatever
>nope
>manage to stuff half of it on
>return to her bed
>we kiss again but I sweat so much
>don't usually sweat at all but the sheets are drenched
>she kisses me neck but I just wince
>try jacking off but can't get hard
>she keeps pulling my hand away from my penis and asking me to stop doing that
>she says "are you ok?"
>try and make light of it and say "yeah, I'm crying"
>not sure if she knows I'm joking
>soon she turns around and we try and sleep cuddling
>she gets up and goes to the bathroom with her phone
>after 10 minutes or so I dress and tell her I'm leaving
>she comes out and says I don't have to go but doesn't seem bothered
>walk around the streets at 6am cursing myself out
>>29482285
I was once in the same room as a girl.
>>29487727
Do an AMA pls.
>>29482614
>has sex
>will die a virgin he says
>>29483248
don't feel too bad man, desu you made the smart decision.
I screwed it up 3 times in the year previous to lose my virginity, one with a very nice girl, the second with a 10/10, and I was in her bed, and the third with a girl that did not want conversation but the d.
It is normal for a robot, keep trying.
>be 12 yrs old
>get succ from average kinda chubby bitch
>proposes to me that I become her bf
>she really wants me to put my dick into her vagina
>say no to both requests because I was scared of instantly cumming when Im inside her
>proceed watching tv to 1 am getting handjobs
>noragrets
>>29482425
I know you, I saw you in another thread before.
>>29483021
Same thing happened to me, except that I actually persued her after graduation, she turned out to be a complete gold digging twat and I left her ass at a movie theater,
>I LOVE when boys spend alot of money on me anon.
>People watching me like I made some mistake
>Fuck this. I'm out.
>>29487690
Modern men are so nervous over a basic thing like reproducing that they sweat like crazy, overthink, mess up, rapidly lose arousal, etc
It's really a sad sight. And a majority of men seem to be like this. It's really something else whenever I see that women proclaim men aren't the privileged ones. Like the sheer out-of-touchedness they have is astounding.
>>29488763
Try older men.
>>29484464
Your greentext looks like a square block.
>be 23
>meet fat girl a few years older on craigslist personals
>she's a NEET and her mother pays for her studio apartment
>ask if she wants to just cuddle first before being my gf or fucking
>come over and cuddle with her in our underwear
>like fapping to fatties, but felt incredibly awkward trying to cuddle with one
>still incredible aroused and overcome with lovey dovey feelings since its the first time I been that close to a woman
>actually finger her pussy, make out and stuff
>tell her I'm not ready to now, but we plan to fuck next time we meet
>on the bus home
>what's that foul smell
>my arms reek horribly of HER body odor
>even where I rested my arm on my pants smells like disgusting sweat from her armpits and rolls
>go home and run tot he shower right away and put my clothes in a plastic bag so parents wouldn't smell it
>she didn't text me anymore
>saw her post on craigslist personals again few months later and messaged her from that
>made up some excuse about forgetting about me
>offered to "take my virginity"
>said not right now
>never contacted her or browsed craigslist personals ever again thereafter
>>29482285
When I put my dick in a vagina and came was the closest I ever got to losing my virginity.
I got this smoking hot girl's number in high school cos i was gonna go over to make some group video. There were other people around though.
>>29484547
I was not allowed to be alone with a man to I was married. Still let hubs fuck me before we said I do. You just need to learn to sneak around or don't live with mom.
>>29482285
A very VERY slutty girl wanted to fuck me in a public bathroom once. I turned down her offer because I was scared of someone walking in and seeing us.
Guys, this girl wants me to take her.
She liked the pic of my dick.
I could lose my virginity, if I go and meet her.
This is happening right now, lads.
But I think she is expecting some experience....
>>29482285
I don't fucking know all I remember that I sometimes got hugs from my female classmates and that is fucking it. Jesus I remember that I didn't give a fuck about losing my virginity in highschool but now that I am 20 I get fucking furious about this. I never fucking raged this much in my life I don't know how I will do in 1 year.
>senior in small-town HS at the time
>school has college campus trip dealio for juniors & seniors to take a tour on local campuses
>a junior level girl starts talking to me a lot during the trip, asking me how i liked the campus, if i'm gonna be going there, etc.
>after i say i'll probably be going there, she excitedly says "really?!?" and that she'll try to go there too
>talk a lot for the rest of the day, and she even suggests that we explore the campus during the lunch break
>during the bus ride back, talk a lot and listen to music together
>she asks me if i'd like to hang out sometime and gives me her phone number
>later on, we text a bit and she starts to flirt with me. asks if i'm a virgin (i lied and said no) and all that sort of stuff
>invite her over one day, she's wearing PJ's and a loose shirt
>she immediately starts to cuddle with me on my bed and keeps looking up at me while she's over
>i felt super nervous and good about the cuddling, and wound up not making a move
>gave her a ride home and a kiss, tell her i'd like to hang out again
>whenever i texted her after that point, she kept saying she was getting over a heavy cold
>tried a couple more times over the next couple weeks and eventually realize she doesn't want to see or talk to me again
>she starts dating a ~21 year old dude from out of town a month or so later
pretty sure that if i die alone it's gonna be my fault. silver lining i guess, is she got pregnant with the dude's kid that next year (when i'd just graduated and she was a senior). thought of having a kid or getting married still terrifies me so it doesn't seem too bad looking back, but i'm still disappointed in myself
>>29482285
>kv
>17yo summer camp
>be friends with a nerdy but alpha type guy
>all girls want him
>two girl friend, one is beautiful the other one not so much
>the pretty goes for my friend
>the other sort of starts with me on the last day
>she hugs on a beach "party"
>instaboner, the type you cant hide
>she feels it
>we sit down and start kissing
>slowly move my hand on her thigh and touch her panties
>she touches my diamond hard dick over my pants
>too beta to make a move
>my friend comes and we head back to our room
>the two girls have a room with themselves
>"hey anon, my girl told me to come over this last night and yours can come to our room ti spend time with you alone"
>thisisit.jpg
>"but anon, fuck this shit, bros before hoes, let's spend this night together and chill for the last time"
>"o-ok..."
>have couple of beers and talk about shit
Now I am 20
>tfw never saw alpha friend again
>tfw still a virgin and never made out with anyone else again
>>29482285
>in a bar
>pretty drunk
>manage to get a girl
>she's all over me
>go to her place
>I drank to much beer so my intestines are fiercly protesting
>my dick is also limp because of the alcohol
>I just fucking leave
Desu alcohol has an upside and a downside. It makes you smoother with girls but don't overconsume or this will happen to you
>>29491816
Oh yeah after this I also quit bingedrinking when I go out. And I told my mateys I fucked her
>meet girl
>start going out with her
>invite her to come over on a sunday
>no one at home
>we start making out on the couch
>start getting naked
>can't get hard
>everything she does to my dick turns me off
>start fapping
>get hard after like 30 minutes
>gonna put it in
>lose stiffness
>it bends
>can't penetrate
>keep trying
>nothing happens
I bought some viagra since then and she's my gf now. I'm dying to try this shit.
>>29491911
Do you have any idea how this comes? Porn?
>>29492010
My bet is derealization. For me at least. Spent so much time alone and this girl fell in love with me out of nowhere. Still doesn't feel real.
Also insecurity. And anxiety. You know, the kind of shit that happens when your life has sucked for too long.
Today when walking through the city I accidentally grazed knuckles with a girl.
>>29491686
biggest mistake of your life pal
Never had a legit Girlfriend in my life only Prostitutes. I have trust issues from a screwed up childhood and i prefer the honesty that comes with money/sex exchange
>be me
>8th grade
>Asked out girl who liked me to a banquet
>We hit it off really well
>Be at banquet
>Sitting with friends
>One of my friends who's good friends with gf said she would give fucc if I made a move
>Skeptical about this
>She shows me sc of their convos
>mythconfirmed.gif
>Hopes are high
>A week later school ends
>She hasn't talked to me since
>Tried contacting her days later
>Says she's finished with me
>Apparently a rumor got out I was dating her to make ex jealous
>I actually really liked the girl
>Feels bad
>>29482285
>be 14 at the time
>landwhale in training took an interest in me. Daily mashing my hand against her glazed slop tunnel
>mentioned fucking once. I sperged out about not having protection and being late back
now I'm 28 and either going to achieve ascension to wizardhood, or let a fat-cocked old man pop my boy cherry
>>29482285
Hourly reminder
Woman where never loyal
>www.unrv.com/government/julianmarriage.php
>http://www.womenintheancientworld.com/augustanreformation.htm
In 18 B.C., the Emperor Augustus turned his attention to social problems at Rome. Extravagance and adultery were widespread. Among the upper classes, marriage was increasingly infrequent and, many couples who did marry failed to produce offspring. Augustus, who hoped thereby to elevate both the morals and the numbers of the upper classes in Rome, and to increase the population of native Italians in Italy, enacted laws to encourage marriage and having children (lex Julia de maritandis ordinibus), including provisions establishing adultery as a crime.
The law against adultery made the offence a crime punishable by exile and confiscation of property. Fathers were permitted to kill daughters and their partners in adultery. Husbands could kill the partners under certain circumstances and were required to divorce adulterous wives. Augustus himself was obliged to invoke the law against his own daughter, Julia, and relegated her to the island of Pandateria. [15]
"If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since nature has so decreed that we cannot manage comfortably with them, nor live in any way without them, [17] we must plan for our lasting preservation rather than for our temporary pleasure.''
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/3477/20140218/women-attracted-to-masculine-men-only-during-ovulation-study.htm
How can anyone enjoy being choked. manhandled, slapped, degraded etc.
Simple, They are biologically predisposed to find a powerful, abusive male who controls them more attractive than a weakling they can control themselves.
If culture tells her to behave on her own she will try to some extent. If culture tells her that being dominated is bad, she will be confused and conflicted. But what I said at the top is the base, natural instincts of a woman.
>first year uni
>in bed hungover as fuck
>girl knocks on door and comes in
>gets in bed and spoons me
>get hard af
>dont turn around in case she notices
>she leaves after 5 minutes
>realise how much of a dickhead I am immediately
>>29482285
>Obese single mother from work asked me on a date.
>I said no.
That is the closest I have been to losing my virginity.
>>29491686
I think you made the right choice.
Chilling with a friend is a lot better than stupid sex with some dumb whore
>drunk
>decide to walk to a bar
>some chick takes me to her table so I can pay her tab when they leave
>gets clingy when they learn im a virgin
>go to her house
>start making out
>go take a piss
>she passes out
>grope her a bit and leave in shame
I'm noticing a trend with some people here, myself included, where the second we get a boner in the company of a female we try our best to hide it. Why is that? Are we afraid of the potential shaming and ridicule that would come from it? Looking back on some of these stories it seems the woman wanted the robot to get hard, but the robot does his best to hide it.
>>29488494
Kek and this comment wasn't original.
>Hanging out with friend
>His girlfriend and another girl come over
>ask me to go with them to the bridge to hang out
>Deny because I had already called my mom
>Look back years later and realize I would have got laid
>>29495258
It leaves you very vulnerable. When the girl can tell you're aroused, she can either reveal that you have been misinterpreting the whole interaction or she can approve and go forward. It being an uncontrollable response makes it worse, like you're putting yourself on the line involuntarily.
>>29482285
>be 14
>had a gf who was 1 year older than me or 2 I forgot
>we were sexually active and dry hump a lot
>end up cheating and she found out so I didn't fug
I lost my virginity 2 years later at the park so that's pretty cool
>>29483021
>the closest female contact I have ever had in my life
same breh, a kiss on my cheek from my kinda hot cousin.
>senior year in high school
>sitting behind a cute girl in economics class
>she turns around and asks me to feel if her hands were cold or not
>awkward touch her hands
>tell her they're fine
Still don't know if there was any deeper meaning to it but that was the most intimate I have gotten with a girl.
>Female doctor sticks finger up my ass
and I think thats the closest I'll ever get
>>29482285
>girl comes onto me hardcore
>I'm really drunk
>everyone else is encouraging us to keep drinking
>no willpower, especially when drunk, so think "eh why not"
>she continually bugs me
>keeps asking me to dance
>I eventually cave and say yes
>she dances with me for a bit
>sits down, asks me if I feel anything
>I say I like her, drunkenly
>she says "show me"
>I lean into her
>she starts making out with me
>goes on for a while, she gets handsy around my crotch
>for some reason, I freak out
>stop, say "I don't think we should have sex"
>leave 10 minutes later
I think from that experience I basically learned that maybe I don't want to lose it.
>>29496503
Casual sex is not so easy. There is nothing wrong with what happened.
Sex now is a mene, but for your deep mind it is very important, you are passing your genes, and sometimes it simply says no way.
>Freshman year of college, Halloween night
>realize it's just gonna be another night of getting shot down by every girl I approach
>"fuck it"
>meet up with a gay freshman at his dorm
>exchange blowjobs
>clean up, shake hands and go our separate ways
End me.
>>29482285
She hugged me.
>be 18
>party at friend's house
>start making out with a girl
>after a few minutes we go to the bedroom
>making out more intensively
>think about locking the door
>mfw it has no key
>people start coming in to see what we are doing
>her brother is there
>dont get laid cus friend's parents don't like closed doors
>>29496959
Thanks anon. Maybe sometime later I'll lose it, if I find the motivation to.
>21
>Living on campus at uni
>Walking to class one day and see a guy filming two girls in the middle of the sidewalk
>They look at me and then whisper something to each other
>Walk around them but the guy suddenly calls out to me
>Makes small talk, asks me where I'm heading, etc.
>Then tells me that he's filming an adult video and asks if I want to be in it
>Tell him that I gotta go to class
>"You sure man?"
>Too nervous to get a good look at the two girls next to him
>"Y-yeah, I gotta turn in my homework"
>Guy says alright and I start walking off before saying, "thanks for the offer though"
Probably would have tried to come up with an excuse if I didn't already have one too.
Immediately hit it off with a woman on a dating site. We both agreed we wanted to meet up for sex, although we would grab a cup of coffee first.
Met her, she was cool and even more attractive in person. Great, right? Nope, because I'm a perma-virgin and cannot close even at the 1 yard line.
I completely froze up when we sat down to chat. Couldn't think of anything to say. Too scared to touch her.
sigh...
I brushed by some girl at the mall yesterday.
Please, reeeeee or something. Please. I'm a normie too, guys. I'm now a normie, please. I'M A NORMIE!!!
>be me
>14
>show hard 8 (I think, I was an early bloomer too and it's 13 inches now) inch peepee to curious teenage girl
>curious teenage girl shows me wet clit
That's it really.
I'm a normie. Lost it a long time ago. 2 great healthy relationships and a few hookups on the side too. It doesn't help. It doesn't make anything better. Life never gets better. There is no green grass on the other side. Give up.
>>29499195
That is true. When you have had a nice little girl in your bed for some nights you can only think of finding another one. You become grey and melancolic, and prove to get tangled with someone you don't deserve.
>>29499312
Its great in the moment but in the long run its just another set of regrets and memories to torture you at night
>sitting on couch
>watching a movie
>girl I used to hardcore orbit is sitting next to me
>she puts her smooth bare legs over my lap
>a bonner is erected
>I get anxious and excuse myself to go get some water
>awkwardly hunch-waddle over to the kitchen hoping she didn't notice
>>29482285
A girl asked me out, once. I didn't understand what was going on.
I got my dick sucked by a random tranny while waiting for the bus.
>>29499153
>it's 13 inches now
>>29499363
this comic is great.
>A girl with a cracking arse wanted me to fuck her hard one morning. She was annoying though so I just feigned tiredness.
>Another girl I was 'seeing for about two weeks' invited me to her house to spend the weekend with her for two days. I just stopped talking to her and never bothered.
>A virgin girl with the tightest pussy going wanted to keep said virginity and wanted me to do her in the arse. However I was new to alcohol and so was soft and too tired. I ate and fingered her to orgasm though.
>There's a girl right now who really likes me and if I wanted to I could fuck her but I'm not bothered.
I only think about sex when I'm horny and the fantasy is great as I fap a lot but being around women almost always annoys me and they bore me. I'm not sure what it is, I just have an apathy towards sex despite being able to get it.
I'm almost 23 now. A fap should suffice; chasing after women for sex is beta and cucks men who fall prey to it.
>>29482848
>MEMES MEMEMES TRUE STORY.jpg xD
worst fucking post on this shit-tier board
grats
>>29486394
ITT: half of us post properly while the normies prove that they can't fucking read
>>29490194
You'll be completely fine right? Everyone here says to fake experience
A girl patted my shoulder once in highschool
That's it. That's all I fucking have.
There is a thick black girl with giant tits that wants me. Only problem is the great pond seperating us.
>>29499669
Chaaad!! Get out! Get out! Get off my board! Reeeee!!!
i had plenty of chances in highschool
>cammed with this girl, even touched her tits n stuff, but she had a bf at the time and pussied out
and then...
>other girl starts hanging out with me
>touches my dick by "accident"
>"i want to see it"
we then dated but i didn't make the right moves and nothing happened other than just making out, that was probably the closest i've been, My autism was too strong
I once talked to a girl on interpals who lived across the world.
>>29494027
And Christianity right on the corner
What a coincidence
Back when I was 15 with my girlfriend of 11 years next week
>>29499372
Actually, I'm fucking retarded, it's 11, so it wasn't 8.
I'm yuropoor and thought that I'd do the math for myself.
23 kv
Closest I came to sex was being sexually assaulted.
Once looked a girl directly in the eyes..
That's as far as I've gone :( never even looked at the porns, I don't even know what a female Weiner smells like I meant looks but Ive never smelt one either.
>be in high school
>got a new dog recently
>hanging out with two grills
>its time to say goodbye
>one of the grills leaves, but the second one insists on staying and walking me home
>she says she wants to see that new dog of mine
>tell her I'm home alone so it won't be a problem
>show her the dog
>she doesn't show any real interest towards it
>wants me to let her in instead
>I find it weird
>I tell her my parents are coming home at any moment and send her home
My parents weren't coming before the next day and I knew it. I didn't realise she was into me until few years later.
>>29482614
even futas have regular sex
>>29483948
Fucking destroyed XD
>>29483291
I know I dont want my dick eaten. Sucked or jerked right?
I walked past a brothel once
>>29483879
no, his dad was a pussy
>be 11 at a friend's sleepover
>his older sister is having one too
>his older sister and her friends think I'm cute (they're 16+)
>somehow get around to playing truth or dare while watching a movie
>admit I've never kissed a grill
>one of sisters friends tries kissing me but i resist because I'm autism (still regret this)
>sitting on the floor with back to the couch
>girl who tried to kiss me is sitting behind me and has her legs wrapped around me
>starts playing with my hair
>feels really relaxing
>eventually gets on the floor with me and gets me under a blanket with her
>she's joking with her friends that i probably like it
>movie finishes
>lights go off and I'm still underneath the blanket with her
>wearing sweatpants so very hard to miss boner
>still laying there and awake an hour later
>she whispers in my ear asking if I'm still awake
>nod my head
>she changes position and pretty much bear hugs me
>face is in her boobs practically
>grabs my crotch through my pants
>really shocked but dont say anything
>she giggles a bit then puts her hand inside my pants and just rubs her fingers up and down my shaft and balls
>grabs my cock and I cum in like 2 strokes
>fall asleep in this same position
>wake up in the morning and never speak of it to anyone
Probably my fondest memory ever desu. I'm now 21 and still havent kissed a girl, but at least i have this memory to wank to
>arrange to fug random girl on Craigslist
>she's semi attractive
>she gives me her number
>she's a total stranger
>it all feels sketchy
>almost hit call
>can't do it
>ultimately decide that losing my virginity this way goes against my morals
>email her that I'm backing out
>>29482285
when my mom pushed me out her vagina
>>29482285
this girl was at the summer house with her parents, she was 16. we were hanging out, talking, having fun. after the midnight I went to sleep and she came over to my bed, talked about how good sex is and everything and I just told her I want to sleep.
Another similar story: was 14, girl 16, we were talking, hanging out, having fun and everything, when the time was to go to sleep she offered me to sleep with her, but I said "nah"...
both times I didn't do it actually because my parents were kinda present. Could've gotten oral sex for sure, but wasn't so mad since my dick was small. Shame, shame, shame...
>be 15
>hanging out at my friends house
>he recently got this gf who was like 17 or something
>couple of friends told me she was a whore
>this will be my first time meeting her
>the 3 of us order chinese food
>friend goes downstairs to get food
>as soon as he leaves the room she comes over and sits on my lap
>starts giving me a lap dance and asking me if I'm a virgin
>tell her yeah
>friend comes back and she gets off
>then later in the day as me and my buddy are sitting on the bed
>she comes over to us and takes off her bottoms completely panties and all
>tell my friend that I should go
>later realize I probably could have fucked her with ease if I wanted
funny thing is, by this day, 3 of my friends of have her in total
>>29502808
here is my 2nd story
>be 18
>around 5am the doorbell goes off
>two girls are at the door
>one latina & one redhead
>they ask me if I'm Diego
>tell them no he lives on the second floor
I found out later they were two already payed for prostitutes.
all I had to do was tell them I was diego for a free threesome
Probably one of the weirdest events of my life
>sitting on train home from university like... Four years ago maybe
>kind of look hobo mode, big-ish (only a couple of inches) beard, slightly puffy jacket, slightly worn jeans
>just leaning against the window on an almost empty carriage staring out
>girl and her friend get on at some station, look about 15, I would have been 20ish at the time
>I remind you the carriage is basically empty
>they sit down in the same bit as me, 3 chairs facing 3 chairs, they sit on the outer ones facing each other
Now it was a long time ago so I can't remember the next bit exactly, it was either one of them moved up next to me, or the friend got off then she did it, I'm not sure, but either way
>she's fucking leaning right into me
>I just completely freeze up and don't even look at her, trying not to breathe, autism going off the charts attempting to understand the situation
>she keeps leaning on me completely comfortably for upwards of 15 minutes, completely silently
>eventually gets up and off at one of the stations
I don't regret doing nothing because I would have definitely fucked up spectacularly regardless, but holy shit it was the most surreal experience and I have N O idea why a chick would do that to me. I'm a chubby sack of shit with a below average face, all I have going for me is I don't smell or have any distinguishing scent.
>>29502847
>payed
That word doesn't mean what you think it means.
>>29482614
>she eats me out
Bruh what
There was a qt Polish girl street performer I talked to. I offered her my phone number and conversation, added her on Facebook and sure enough, one day she was up to meet me and we went out for coffee and for some sightseeing.
At the end of the day, when I said I had to leave she asked me "WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID", and asked me what I thought of her. We said our goodbyes and left.
Later on, my friend who was with me called me an idiot for not noticing at all how this chick was into me.
I forced a drunk girl on party to kiss me. My first and only kiss ever. Im still a virgin
>>29482285
A girl I had a crush on hugged me.
It was about 13 years ago.
