>Wake up
>Still alive
ITT: We post feels that piss us off.
>Still dead
>Can't wake up
>anytime any normie refers to an "ex"
Just say friend, you don't need to emphasize "person I formerly had sex with"
>Wake up
>Only been asleep 6-7 hours
>Can't fall back to sleep
>>29482234
>trying to remove a sticker
>this happens
>post in thread
>thread dies really fast
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29482234
> wake up
> option A) think up and do pointless shit to fill 14 hours
> option B) sit on r9k, knowing this sows the seeds for more days of sitting on r9k
i have done this thousands of times and must do it thousands more
>>29482262
exes aren't friends you raging autist
>Wake up.
>Realise I still have to live.
>>29482497
>remove sticker from disc
>it's stuck in the ps3 now and can't come out
>have to open it up
>watch youtube on tablet
>have to deal with ads because no adblock features
>day ruined
people who create and force us to watch ads are pretty much the lowest form of scum filth on planet earth
>Fall asleep
>Feel like I'm being pulled away from myself
>Feel myself scratching the walls to make sure I don't go off
>See myself asleep
>Wake up but I can't move at all
>Feel myself being pulled away again but my eyes are wide open
>Just see myself rising
>I get up and feel an odd sensation around my body
I wonder if that was my soul trying to leave my body.
>>29483882
Not him and not a normie but couldn't they be?
I mean "normal people" can't all hate each other after agreeing not to have sex right?
>>29484002
If you're at home (where else would you be) I'm pretty sure there's a way to disable them straight from your router
>>29484158
how
link immediately
>>29484157
it's usually difficult and rarely worth the effort to stay friends.
and even if you do stay friends, that person is still your ex and should be represented that way to minimize awkwardness ("what? why didn't you ever tell me you two used to date?").
>>29484094
It was. You were born to astral project. If you're able to you can lose your astral virginity because your soul can shapeshift. Just watch who you fuck or they might influence you to kill yourself
>>29482316
>needing over 7 hours of sleep
>>29482234
>Wake up
>Look in mirror and realize I've won the genetic lottery and should be living it up as a cute girl
>Feel unreasonable amounts of self-hatred and passive aggression towards myself for not taking advantage of being cute and manipulating betas
>Feel like I have failed the meme Gods for not being a successful Stacy/Roastie
>Come on laptop and realize I'm 100% friendless at this point in life because I can't stand anyone that's even slightly unreasonable anymore
>Try 4chan instead, where I can be anonymous
>Get shamed for being female and having a supposed easy life
Ok.jpg
I'll just go and smash someone's face in then.
Also, that feel when a meme youtuber retard comes around to say AHAHA GIRLS WHO SAY THEY CAN'T BEFRIEND GIRLS ARE SUCH WHORES, HOW DARE THEY LIE LIKE THAT, THEY DIDN'T EVEN GIVE GIRLS THE CHANCE!
I swear to God, I'd destroy the fucking cunt's self-esteem for life if she even dared to spout that meme nonsense to my face. I've tried really really hard to befriend females for many years now and I've been comically unsuccessful for all kinds of reasons. I can't understand GIRL TALK and I get really bad anger and anxiety whenever some bitch won't shut up about some dude she REALLY LOVES, most girls are so full of shit, desu.
If they behaved more like themselves they'd actually be OK, but it's like they only really know how to behave like meme versions of themselves.
I'm a generally angry person at this point in life, I guess all the feels I feel are feels that drive me up the walls.
>>29484615
As a side note, I never really disclose my gender unless I feel like it may be worth the negative attention I'll get for it. So I did on this thread, but I mostly just pretend to be male/don't disclose gender. Ofc, this doesn't stop idiots from trying to pin me as female because they can't one day without trying to figure out if someone has a vagina or a penis.
>>29484615
tits or gtfo normaIfgt
>>29484664
Old memes are great.
>>29484615
>>29484654
Fucking womyn get off my board. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29484693
Give me all the (You)s.
>>29484615
>have life set to easy mode
>too retarded to take advantage of it
i feel for you
>>29484654
Odds are this poster is male
>>29484721
I guess I probably should have just did the greentext you did and spare myself all the ayy lmao girls on muh robot boards reee (You)s.
Thank you for the sympathy.
>>29484204
block all incoming from adserve/imgclick/whatever ip
or make a gui in visual basic to track youtubes ip and hack their mainframe but youll need a modem with supercompression
>you have been dead for over 4 years
>and still you must suffer
>>29482316
You know, if you wake up naturally, not being disturbed in any way, then you don't really need any more sleep
also, the amount of sleep needed is different from person to person, at least to some degree
>>29483775
>thread has good traffic
>you post
>suddenly everything goes quiet and the thread is bumped off
>tfw you killed the thread with your presence
>be me
>be second year of university
>attempt to become nocturnal
>only do morning lectures
>alarm set to wake at 21:00
>alarm doesn't go off because I set my phone to silent in a lecture
>go back into diurnal habits for a fucking week
>wake up at 07:00
>literally nothing I can do
Eventually I did successfully become nocturnal. It's actually more enjoyable than being diurnal, because normies can't interrupt me studying or using my telescope like assholes at 01:00.
The only downside is that when they blast music while they have parties it really pisses me off.
>you wouldn't like me when I'm feel!
>>29484885
This is honestly one of my biggest fears. What if I die, but I'm still conscious? The idea of eternity terrifies me
>>29487593
This.It's one of the few reasons I haven't killed myself yet.
>>29484615
...The reason you get shamed for your gender is because you can't understand our pain.
>I'm 100% friendless
>Can't stand anyone who's slightly unreasonable
You've got the Psychology of a roasty, just leave.
>>29484446
Go back to /x with your magic bullshit. It was propably just a false awakening mixed with REM atonia.
>>29487737
>You've got the psychology of a roastie.
Says the anon who's probably talked to at least 30 other "male" anons who are actually biologically female irl but never disclose it (because muh females will never know muh pain memes).
I understand that you need to lie yourself into this whole females are evil conspiracy in order to not kill yourself, but cut ME some slack.
