>be me
>skinnyfat and nerdy with narrow shoulders
>middle-high school years
>heard that girls love confidence
>at school make a conscious effort to walk more confidently
>end up walking like pic related for about a month and a half
I didn't even realize I looked stupid, I just stopped because it took too much effort and got no attention from girls. No one even laughed at me.
kek
>be me
>grade 7
>5'0 95lbs
>walking by stacy about to sit down
>think it would be funny to pull her chair from under her
>pull it and she falls to the ground
>have over exaggerated fake laugh because it wasn't as funny as I pictured in my head
>class looks at me like im retarded
>keep fake laughing
>start sweating
>mfw
>>29481940
>be me, age 15
>live in one story house, everyone (except me) has a door in their bedroom
>hear some nope shit outside, and it's late at night
>remember I used my parents door during the day and probably didn't lock it
>get the bright idea to get the digital camera and turn the flash on because house is dark and if I turn lights on parents might wake up
>start taking pics with flash on
>parents wake up and don't even say anything, just stare until I run away (with the camera still flashing away on automatic mode)
>turns out the door was locked anyway
>>29483609
that is really fucking autistic
>>29483737
i have another
>be me
>grade 9
>3 or 4 staceys in geography class
>one of them looks at me
>don't know what to do so i make a less exaggerated face of pic related
>they turn around giving me really weird looks
>>29483927
That was the right thing to do in that situation.
>in middle school i started collecting pen tabs
>those things on pens that allow you to clip them onto your pocket or a piece of paper
>i thought they looks like little boats or surf boards or space ships
>would play with them in class like Tech Decks
>would pretend they were armadas of waring ships
>had like 100 of these in my backpack
>group of girls who sat next to me in english class would give me their pen tabs
>didn't realize until later that they were making fun of me
>this realization really got to me
>threw away all my pen tabs
>now i didn't have anything to do when i sat alone at lunch
bump because i want to read moar
but i dont want to remember because its literally painful
it hurts my body
this is something I do often
for some reason i hate the autcomplete thing that google has (pic related)
there's something about it that makes me angry enough to kill my mother
i think i can deactivate it, but i'm a lazy fuck
anyways, every time i'm searching something in google, i just close my eyes to not watch the autocompletion, while i do that, i keep writing what i have to search.
>be me
>have schizophrenic breakdown
>think everyone around me is an actor and my whole life is scripted
>feel everything I do is pointless and start doing crazy shit to show "the watchers" I'm not taking their bs and not "playing along" with their game
>talk to coworkers with a visible erection to their face to taunt their "acting"
>literally spout paranoid gibberish everywhere I went and everyone I met during those several months
>confront my boss that I know they put cameras to make a show of my life
>snap out of it months later
>cringe to myself
somehow not a single soul has brought this up at all. even me loudly narrating talking to myself in the office about how "I know" they're all fake actors and other similar paranoia.
I guess I'll tell another bc I like these threads, they let me vent the autism that has happened in this lifetime
>be me
>grade 7 (a lot of cringy shit happened for me in middle school)
>gym class
>all the chads are playing flag football with all the girls watching
>i did track in elementary so i was kinda fast
>they let me play runningback
>little did i know some fucking faggot let their dog shit on the football field
>i run and trip on a rock or something
>land and slide in the dog shit from all the speed
>get up and everybody starts pointing and laughing
>take off my shirt revealing my skelly body
>run to the locker room
>throw away gym clothes even though i didn't have money for new ones cuz poorfag
>take gym shower
>people for the rest of the year make fun of me
middle school was fucking terrible up until i met my chad best friend
>>29484389
DONT FUCKING SAY THAT AGAIN
DELETE IT
DELETE IT NOW YOU FUCKER
>>29484356
kevin? KEVIn? KEVIIINNN
K E V I N
E
V
I
N
kek that post delete @ kevin
kevin on suicide watch senpai
>>29484345
We haven't brought it up. Cause you're life is a tv show. You cant runaway Truman,
>>29484345
>be me
>make shit up on 4chan
ftfy
>>29484345
4:50 am
wake up and go to the bathroom you will se something that will help you
then you will call me if you want more answers
do it in a saturday or monday
>>29481940
If nobody laughed then how do you know it wasn't working?? Try it again and report back with results or make a vid
>>29484444
>>29484461
>>29484480
DELETE NOW OR IM REPORTING YOU ALL
European so sorry for the English
>freshman in highschool
> class decides to make a little movie about class acting out for the teachers birthday or something
>recording starts and everyone is throwing shit like books and pens.
>actor teacher comes in and sends away one student who was scripted to be blamed for everything
>autismo gears fire up and decide to add an unscripted line
>"i can't believe you sent him out, that is not correct"
>hear kids behind me whisper "the fuck are you doing"
>everyone looking at me, shaking their heads, but the video continues to record
>they left it in the movie
>kids in class shouting they want to see the video once it's done and ask for it everyday
>figuratively shit my pants, scared to see my autism again
>they show the finished video to the teacher
>ohshitherecomesthescene.jpg
>see myself raising my hand on video and wish for death
>no one laughs, they just tut and sigh while they turn their heads towards me
>kid calls me gay
>the kids wanted to see the video again and again, this time laughing about me, even the teacher
>this happened atleast once a month untill i dropped out to go to another school in second year
>lived highschool life at that school in fear after that
I sometimes still think about it and feel as shit as then.
>be me
>11 years old in school
>have to do some group work
>obvioulsy my group of ''friends'' make a group and leave me alone
>end up with the kids that i thought they were the retard kids
>the work was recording our voices as a radio show
>the day of presentation everyone were laughing at their own recording because it was funny as fuck
>hear the work of my friends
>they were having a lot of fun doing it
>my group turn
>hearing all those stupid voices making just a boring work because they were full dongus
>hear my voice
>stapthis.jpg
>it was the most retarded voice in the group
>no one in the class pay atention because it was boring as fuck
that months of my life started the downhill
oh i fucking hate those years
want to know something funny?
2 years later in a rich highschool the teacher said that we will make that work again
no group and no homework for the day of presentation
didnt give a fuck at that point
sorry if bad english, also im shitskin MIERDA
>freshman year highscool
>classmate as lat to class
>she says her mom forgot to wake her up
>I say something like "man, your mom is pretty useless, isn't she?"
>meant it in a funny way
>end up sounding real mean and sarcastic
>she's looking at me, speechless
>so is the rest of the class
spent the rest of the period pretending I didn't exist
>>29485217
>classmate as lat to class
jesus fuck I meant "is late"
>>29485231
dont worry
original comment you disgusting robot i bet you are a virgin loser hahahhaa
oh wait
>be me 18
>shopping at walmart with mom
>mom recognizes colleague from work
>ffs not again
>colleague is with wife, son and daughter
>daughter is hot af
>mom says this is my son anon
>girl hugs me tight
>gets nervous af
>shakes everyone's had but the dad, he decides to ignore me
>he leaves me hanging, I put my fucking hand on his chest forcing him to shake my hand
>he says sorry and shakes my hand
>everyone laughts
>mom finds out im autistic af
>buys bleach
>>29484580
do you honestly think anyone gives a fuck to go out of their way to roast you just because someone knows your first name. your story wasn't even good get fucking chilled m8
>>29483609
Would be funny depending on weither she was liberale or not
>>29485303
TBC, i've been gone, when the fuck did 4chan turn into some fucking pussy i'll report you fest
>>29481940
That's actually really cool. I'd be proud if I were you. Middle school and high school don't even matter anyway.
>>29484580
someone link kevin's fb profile
>>29484580
What's the matter Jean-Kevin ?
>in kindergarten
>was in the afternoon class
>saw another kid had the same name as me in the morning class
>draw a cat and sign it "From Anon P. To Anon C." and put it in her cubby
>>29484502
you can't lie in greentext, idiot
I am super clingy and friendless it hurts
>Sit by phone waiting for my bf to text me
>This can take hours or a whole day even
I literally cannot live without the love or attention from the opposite sex. Being away from him makes me feel like my skin is melting away and I'm abot to explode
>sat in one of the last rows in middle scool
>made a game with fellow autistic idiot to play while bored
>everyone invents an army with different ranks of units, infantery, artillery, tanks, siege towers etc.
>we would draw our armies on a map we drew on paper, though there were rules like how often you were allowed to draw the bigger canons and shit
> then we would take turns shooting at each others army {crossing shit out with a red marker}
>other fags tried to join us but ruined our game by making OP units and being retarded
>>29484173
I used to with pen tabs as well. Still do at my job.
It's not really autistic, more beta really, but those things are correlated anyway. It was a turning point where my life could've improved by 100%.
I'm 21 KV now, it happened 5 years ago and I still think about it every day.
>Be me
>16
>I'm like 5/10 but 6'3''
>Have 3 friends that i hang out with every day
>We're all regular teenagers, me on the 'play WoW all day' end of spectrum
>Was bullied pre high school so no confidence, but still went out to concerts and shit with them like every other week, we turn into your regular teenager ,,metalheads''
>We meet some people our age, some average girls too (notice the ,,we'', I'd never approach a grill alone)
>One of them brought a friend once
>Drop dead gorgeous, literally 9/10 (she's even better today)
>She told us that her friend rarely goes out, pretty much a recluse like us but 9/10 so she turns socially awesome pretty quickly after going out a few times,
>Me and my friends all crush on her hard, we talk about how fucking ridiculously beautiful she is and bragged about talking to her on facebook or other menial shit
>It wasn't only us, we quickly found out that other guys that went to same places as us crush on her hard and fantasize about her (got high with em and the topic went there)
>It was summer, one of the original 3 friends got me invited to a house party
>Went there, lotsa people from pre-highschool (ones that bullied the fuck out of me)
>The qt is here
>Long story short I get drunk
>She comes over and sit on my lap with a drink
>Looks me in the eye, I look the other way and try to joke about something, ask her if i'm comfy to sit on (i think she said yes for fucks sake)
>Like 10 other people in this room including the bullies and friends, they give me the ,,go for it'' look but other than that nobody cares really
>10 minutes pass
>I did absolutely nothing, just sipped on my vodka drink
>she gets up
>My friends asked me if I kissed her
>She ignored me for the rest of the night
>I went home at 4am
>>29485533
I could've had my perfect moment of kissing a 9/10 girl infront of both my friends and bullies and maybe get a GF, from this moment on all I accomplished in my life are all classes in WoW @100 and not paying for my game time due to garrison gold. I went from 50/50 normie/autist to 100% autist and I'm afraid to go out of my house now.
>>29485490
GET OUT ROASTIE PIECE OF SHIT
THIS IS NOT FACEBOOK GO AND FUCK OFF IN TUMBLR
YOU FILTHY ANIMALS DONT UNDERSTAND
> age 7
> pretend sticks and twigs are flying battle-cruisers
> imagine huge battles in my head at recess
> call the races at war "whos" (good guys) and "lice" bad guys
> named such because little kid reasons
> come up with characters
> imagine my school as a massive fortress of the lice
> it gets destroyed when they finally win when I'm in fifth grade
> they go to middle school, same thing happens
> I continue this after middle school
> in college / working now, and I still imagine this story
> have gone for long walks at night across a campus where I imagined a battle that I had been building up to for months
> three generations and over seventy years have passed in the story
> have written 550 pages trying to include all of the sprawling plot
There are other autistic things about me but this one takes the cake so it is the one I share the most.
>be me in grade 7
>live in place that's cold af
>go out with family to buy boots for the winter
>they're having a special on cheap-ass knockoff uggs
>mom decides that all 4 kids will get them to save money
>didn't want to protest since money was tight
>wear brown knockoff uggs from late october to early april
>get made fun of every single day
>singletear.jpg
>try to stand up for myself once or twice, end up stuttering and making myself look like a retard
>move to a completely different state after middle school
>try to joke about it now
It still hurts a bit to talk about it robots, maybe one day I'll be able to forget
>>29485575
I remember a lot of your post.
do you have a file of most of your writings?
I would very much like to read them
>>29485575
I remember you pressing this in more detail before. I would read the crap out of a book about this.
>>29481940
I did that too only I nailed down the walk but I was walking really fast, I mean REALLY fucking fast
>>29485629
>>29485619
I used to write more detail but I decided to type less this time.
I do have my writings saved in a google drive folder, if you paste thestoryofthewhos.tumblr.com/resources into your address bar it should redirect you there. The folder is a bit of a mess right now, but its one of the PDFs there.
>>29485610
That's completely awful. I hope they weren't too expensive. I hate when parents do sweet things for their kids and it just ends up getting them made fun of.
>>29485610
something kinda similar happened to me
>be 15
>new in rich highschool
>my parents work selling food
>they earn good money so they decided to put me there
>everyone in that school were chads and turbonormies
>every girl was a stacy
>my parents take me to school but they worked cooking food so the car was stinky as fuck
>ended up smelling like onions
>whole year people make fun of me
>also i was ugly as fuck
>didnt say nothing because my parents were busy and they want me to be a good student
>didnt fight back because i would be in troubles not the rich kids
>worst 2 years of my childhood
>ended up failing so the ywould drop me out
at least i punched one of them in his fucking face
>>29485575
Eyyy I've seen you before. Post the story please,
>Be me
>Only child, so do everything with parents
>Still go everywhere with them even though I'm an adult
>See people I know seeing me hanging out with my parents
>Their looks of disgust and derision hurt to no end
The self-disappointment and fear of seeing people I've known or met eats away at me every time I go out in public with my parents
>>29485575
this is true autism
adfsd
>>29485792
If you go to thestoryofthewhos.tumblr.com/intro it has a long TLDR post about the story. I still need to refine and edit it some more, but it is the basic essence.
>>29481940
I still do this thing where I obsessively try and link music artists through features and covers. Getting a pretty good web going desu.
>>29485818
Just ignore them. It really depends what you look like. I feel a bit odd hanging out with my parents sometimes but they are more important than random strangers I will never meet. 500 random strangers could die and it wouldn't even approach the grief I'd feel if I lost a parent, so why care what they think?
Kind of lame normie advice but it's what I tell myself.
>>29485836
thanks i guess
>>29481940
I walk manually. Have done it my entire life. Was hoping when I was in the USMC they would work it out of me, but no, I developed a limp and my walk got even more fucked. It's just gotten worse over time. Literally every job I have, every time I meet a new person, they comment on how ridiculous I look when I'm walking. How the fuck do I fix this? Literally every other autistic thing I've done throughout my life I've corrected, but this fucking escapes me. Help me, /r9k/. Please.
>>29485490
Nobody wants you, roastie skank.
>>29485575
Holy shit bro i remember reading your posts
what you been up to?
>>29485891
I'm at the most a 4/10 I'm also pretty chubby, so that's a big minus.
>500 random strangers could die and it wouldn't even approach the grief I'd feel if I lost a parent
I feel the same way, it's just having to see those people stare at me like some kind of freak that kills me.
>be me age 14
>Sat next to two girls I don't know
>One gets a ruler out and says is your dick bigger than this
>Other one is embarrassed and laughs
>I respond saying it is bigger
Think I didn't fuck up too badly desu. Can't remember what happened after I said that...fuck.
>middle school
>history class talking about some egyptian queen
>teacher says that historians don't know who her child's father was
>shout "Who da baby daddy?" in my most ghetto voice
>no one laughs
>I'm told to go to the principal's office
>today
>don't make eye contact with women when I'm talking to them because I'm 90% likely to start to get feelings for them
>when someone sends me a message I get all excited and anxious and don't read it for a few minutes so that I calm down
>be me
>be karatefag
>turn up to tournament to perform kata
>meant to do gekisai dai ni
>acidentally end up doing gekisai dai ichi
>kata ends up as a fucked up mix of both
>step into neko ashi dachi with the wrong foot
>fall over with a huge fucking thud
>every single judge from every section of the hall just stares at me with dissapointment
>stand up and I literally want to die
>get the lowest score possible
>tfw I can't do a kata from 3 belts below me
>tfw I'm a 2nd kyu brown belt
>>29486465
KATANANODACHI
>>29486465
Oh God, as a fellow karate fag I can relate.
>>29486465
>tfw was 2nd kyu brown belt
>tfw it's been nearly 10 years since I last performed a kata and I don't remember a single name or move
>years of training completely down the fucking toilet
a-at least my reflexes are still good, r-right?
>>29486302
what's cringe about it?
what would be a better answer?
>>29485818
You must live in a shitty place. When I was 18, I went clothes shopping with my mom and on the way there, I saw people I knew and they seemed genuinely happy to see me and didn't care that I was with my mom.
>>29485922
did you never learn how to walk as a kid or what happened
I sometimes feel like that but only if I'm nervous
>>29486840
I don't fucking know, I have no problems with my motor skills, I've been tested for autism and don't have it. I think I'm just so self-conscious that when I'm walking I can't relax and have to do it manually. Like, I'm nervous ALL THE TIME.
>>29484345
if this is real then the reason they haven't mentioned it is probably that they're scared of you
![1453087956429[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/xxs4xDw.gif "1453087956429[1].gif")
>>29484326
>type something in google search
>accidentally make a typo
>fix the typo
>google autocompletes and searches with the typo again
>>29486621
I had this but Tae Kwon Do. Literally the next best below black belt too
>>29485490
>friendless
>my bf
NO, NO, YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ROAST BEEF
>>29486891
It's called anxiety. You might have developed social anxiety.
>>29485490
Brighenti?
>>29485694
I'm really very interested in this story. Not trying to be mean, but you should find an artist to help you if you plan on making it into a movie or game or whatever that would require illustrations. But you're an ideas guy, and I really would love to read this as a book series. What do you do for work? I think you should find something that allows you to devote as much time as possible to wrjting this stuff down.
