>get gf after 24 years
>have been browsing /r9k/ for years
>am really happy with my gf for 3 days
>can't stop thinking about what /r9k/ taught me
>all girls just want chad cock
>my cock is below average and I'm skinnyfat
>everytime I'm not physically with her I can't shake the feeling chad is giving her great orgasms that I can't give her
>feelsbadman.jpg
If you've been here for over a few months, getting a gf is just not worth it anymore. All you can think about is getting cucked, you just become paranoid as fuck and unhappier than you were.
Don't do it /r9k/
how much do you get paid per cuckpost?
>>29481282
are you going to dump her?
I am sorry, but it is true.
It is the most natural thing for a woman to want a Chad.
You may date her, but I urge you not to consider a marriage, ever.
find some other way to spend your time, anon
>>29481282
Yeah, nah m8, r9k is completely retarded. Why do you think that all the non-Chad normies have exes, gfs and happy relationships while all the "experts" on here who know women "for what they really are" are the lonely virgins? This place is just objectively wrong about women - just don't pay them any attention, get on with your life and your gf and you'll be fine.
>>29481404
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEe
blocx
>>29481404
Get the fuck out, delusional normalfag. r9k and the red pill bring statistics and actual biologically proven facts about female nature.
You dont need to have been bitten by a snake to be an expert on snakes. You don't need to have jumped off a skyscraper to know it will kill you.
Dumb, stuck up normalfag, get the fuck out of this board.
>>29481355
don't listen to this dude, if she really likes you she's not gonna sleep around
>>29481491
this
i hate this meme of life experience
life experience is totally worthless with regards to a biological understanding of women
>>29481282
Stop cuckposting and enjoy your gf. When she goes distant or starts making demands, leave her. The important thing is not to get attached.
>>29481491
>r9k and the red pill bring statistics and actual biologically proven facts about female nature.
Biggest kek of all time
Cherry picking examples of bad behaviour of individual women and claiming that all women are like that isn't scientific at all.
It's just circular logic and an attribution error. You guys think you figured out the way the female mind works better than even women themselves. Basically nothing is true about TRP or what r9k claims
Source: actual nice-guy Chad with an n-count of 200 plus that spends his days telling TRPers on PPD why they are so wrong and that they are clueless fools
I learned this nursery rhyme when I was 3, it's helped me out ever since:
If her pussy hygiene remains poor,
She's not out there being a whore.
If she starts scraping shit from her cunt,
New dicks up inside is her want.
>>29481938
More from me
>>29481676
Dude life expierience is important.
Whenever you guys write anything about women it's clear that you are totally clueless virgins that haven't left your house in years and only know women from women hate threads, porn and from stalking instagram profiles.
You don't know shit.
Some examples
>sluts have loose roastie pussies
First: Virgins are usually less tight than sluts
They only seem tight to other virgins, because you haven't figured out how to turn her on yet
A soaking wet slut pussy is tighter than a soaking wet virgin pussy simply because they slut knows that she has to do kegels
And there are sluts with perfect innie pussies and virgins with meaty beef pussies
>sexual compatibility is a meme
Some of you virgins claim that sexual compatibility doesn't exist. That it's just an excuse for women to sleep with many guys. It's just a penis in vagina after all.
You can't say "I'm a virgin" in a better way. There is a lot more to sex than PiV
>women only go for the top 20%
Yeah that's why 95% of all guys get laid and why 80% have basically no problems getting laid regulary.
It's just that those that can't get laid spend disproportionally amount of time online so it seems like most guys can't get laid.
But if you leave your house you can see all kinds of fat, skinny, short, poor, asian and junkies with girlfriends.
It's not that only the top 20% get laid. That's just easier to accept than the fact that you guys are the bottom 1%.
>>29482221
>looks are all that matters and women only want 10s
Just as false. Many women know that they are average and know what level they can get dates on. Like I said earlier leave your house more often and look at all those average or below average couples.
They don't want to have sex with you because you are ugly, but because you are an awkward social retard that can't even get male friends. If not even guys want to hang out with you how do you expect to find a gf?
It's your shitty personality.
>women only like bad boys
This is a small portion of woman, but you guys cherry-pick them and claim that all women are like that.
Hang out with women and see how they react to bad boys or douchebags that hit on them. Most don't want anything to do with them no matter how hot they are
I could go on all day. Nothing TRP ever wrote was ever correct. You only think it's true because you hate women and it furthers your hatred
>>29482221
>>29482236
How do you explain the study ran by Okcupid proving that women rate 80% of males as unattractive? Google "Your Looks And Your Inbox" if you'd like to see the details of the study.
>>29481282
>I'm skinnyfat
Well, you're obviously still a disgusting sack of shit. Honestly, everyone who isn't handicapped and doesn't take care of their body deserves to be gassed.
Subhuman scum.
>>29482221
Sorry to break your bubble normaloid but we've seen all this, you can't reverse the redpill. And like you said you're a Chad, that means it worked out for YOU, most men get screwed some are unaware.
TLDR: REE GET OUT
>>29481282
>Chad
>About looks
Women don't care about looks or dick size. I'm a Tyrone and I'm getting laid because of Game and my fire mouthpiece , one of my best friends is a model and he is a KHV.
>>29482263
>study
>okcupid
>online dating not real world examples
It's hard to help retarded people. This is why you need people to devote themselves to become full time tard wranglers.
Hey im you're GF and I have been fucking chad lol I love you jk XD XD
>>29482263
That's proof that looks don't matter and that women don't think like men.
Holy fuck, are you me?
It's honestly the worst feel.
>Normies unironically believe promiscuous women make good partners because it's "in the past"
I'm glad I'm alone no matter how pathetic it can be
>>29482334
I know man. It's nice whenever I'm with her but I get jealous as soon as I have to go to work because I can't check what she's doing 24/7
>>29482263
The women still messaged the guys they deemed below average so it doesn't matter.
And it also ignores the different types of guys women are attracted to.
According to TRP all women want a tall, muscular fratbro, but that also ignores all the women that don't go home with them.
A skinny hipster will be a 2 to a woman that wants a macho, but a 9 to another hipster chick. And a emo boy may be a 1 to normal women, but a 8 to scene chick.
So yeah 80% of guys might be unattractive to most women, but for the women in their subculture they are attractive.
Plus online dating can't be compared to real life. First they only see a pic and women like personality, posture and how the guys make them feel. Secondly online dating is filled with guys that can't find any pussy in real life
>>29481355
>Giving out advice on r9k
>Thinking you know wtf you're talking about
Feel ashamed
>>29482029
I hope you know that after scrolling through hundreds of posts on this board, from the creepy incest shit to the cuck baiting, this is the post that actually made me cringe irl.
Please tell me you heard it from somewhere else and didn't make it up trying to be funny. I actually feel sorry for the person who came up with that joke
>>29481282
look, a lot of the /r9k/ posting is meme posting. 90% of this board is one big joke.
the other 10% are helpless psychopaths who take delight in hoping you're as miserable as they are.
Go be happy. leave r9k and never come back. enjoy your gf. she may break up with you. you may break up with her. enjoy it now though and dont listen to the hive mind
>>29481491
Lol is virginio mad? You should go and fap 'cuz it looks like youre stressed out, you fucking loser
>>29482468
I made it up trying to be funny. Usually when I do that here and someone tells me it's not funny, I feel bad, but for some reason your post didn't make me feel bad. I guess because you still considered it exceptional in a way.
>>29482507
I mean it was bad dude. I think it was the AABB rhyme scheme but something about it really rubbed me the wrong way
>gets gf
>still complains
Kill yourself fucking normie
>>29482637
It was intended to be unpleasant. Kind of a throwaway, I didn't expect it to have such a strong impact on someone. Just a sing-songy tone describing how women keep their vaginas extremely filthy, including their own feces, and if they start scraping the feces out, they're looking to fuck around. Interesting that you hated it so much.
>>29481676
>I'm a master of all martial arts
Who did you study under?
>no one, but I watch you tube tutorials and sub black belt monthly
Ever been in a fight.
>no but I've watched a bunch, and I'm sure I would win if I every got into one
The only life worth living is that of the Chad. Adored by women everywhere, respected by men, they are worshipped like gods.
I'm not talking about you're everyday chads, no, I'm talking about the REAL CHADS. The top 0.0001%. The extravagantly rich, good looking, ripped white males who exclusively date 10/10 models.
All men want to be them, whether they admit it or not, anyone who denies this is delusional as they try to rationalise why they don't want it so they can protect their egos. These 'Super Chads' live in an alternate reality to us.
Even if you become a trillionaire, you will never be truly loved by women unless you are a super chad. A fat nerd will never truly be loved, you are just deluding yourself further, your money is like a mere mask of protection from the harsh truth.
Ever wonder why RPGs are so damn popular? Some betas can't take it anymore, and they need to escape from the real world to a new one, an alternate dimension where they are godlike and respected by all. For example, the Witcher in the Witcher series or the Dovahkiin in The Elder Scrolls Skyrim. Through these simulations betas can get but a taste of the good life... but technology has not progressed to the point at which they compare to the glorious real life of a super chad.
Those NPCS in your videogames? They are the Betas, the lowlife nobodies who tend to their farm or chop firewood for the village. The lucky ones might get to run their own shop where they can encounter godlike high status beings who interact with them.
I have had an encounter with one such specimen, it was the most glorious moment I have ever had, my whole life was leading up to this, and yet I was just another extra appearing for five seconds in the background of the epic movie that is his life.
>>29483114
Please for to be eating my doot doo, jais?
-Imaghey Faghet.
ITT: anons pretending to know alot about women
It's true. I got a gf last year and I was super paranoid that she's cheating on me. Not gonna tell the full story but I'll tell this - the guy she almost fucked is now a good friend of mine. Fucking roasties.
Disillusioned lately, I've been really wantin babies
so I could see a part of me that wasn't always shady
Don't trust my lady, cause she's a product of this poison
I'm hearin noises, think she fuckin all my boys, can't take no more
Everyday I see rich girls with unemployed illiterate loser ass boyfriends who smoke weed who have nothing to offer women. How is this possible? I was told you needed a job and a car if you wanted a girlfriend. Both of which I have.
>>29483765
If your job is being a faggot and your car is a fagmobile, I don't think women are going to go for that. Penis in butt. Penis in butt. Penis in butt.
Bamp for sad feels
>>29483640
I'm fallin to the floor; beggin for the Lord to let me in
to Heaven's door -- shed so many tears
(Dear God, please let me in)
>>29481516
Kek
OP you gotta be the one who fucks her, harddddd. Fucking destroy that pussy. I am in the same boat as you. You gotta be the one who fucking destroys her. Dont hurt her, but fuck her so hard that its impossible for anyone else to do it harder. Make her cum with your hands if needs be. When they cum they release oxytocin, which is good for love and pair bonding.
Also dont put her on a pedestal. Dread game. Act like you have other options, a woman's imagination is your most powerful tool you have to keep them interested.
>>29482507
I honestly think it was amusing and food for thoughts.
>>29482507
>>29482637
The word autism is thrown around as an insult here a lot but this genuinely looks like a conversation between two autistic people.
>>29481282
Stop sweating it. I been married a decade and I am a fat fuck. You ought to be ok if you picked a good one. Don't let a few loud tards poison you rhat much
>>29487091
Would she leave you if you made a doo doo in your underpants every day?
>>29487665
As an ex robot with IBS who now has a gf, I asked her the same question and she said she would still love me.
Besides I haven't shit myself since being with her, but she's pissed herself twice or more, so I've got some insurance.
relationships always start out that way, it's because you're infatuated with her and nervous about whether or not she feels the same way. if you just wait it out you'll eventually feel more comfortable with her and less emotional over the whole thing, and you'll probably start to feel more secure in the relationship.
>>29487861
Kudos on not making a doo doo in your underpants! Raspberries to your girlfriend for making a pee pee in her underpants.
>>29481282
So, let me get this straight.
Between having a gf and going on /r9k/, you're recommending I listen to these dumbass autists?
How about I just live my life the way I want instead of letting a 4chan board tell me how to think? Are you incapable of independent thought?
If you trust your gf and she breaks that trust, that's entirely her fault. It'll break your heart but as long as you're not a complete pussy you'll eventually move on.
Stop being a coward.
>>29487991
If you trust your gf and she breaks that trust, that's entirely YOUR fault, faggot. The universe isn't supposed to give you exactly what you ask it for, you gay wide-eyed child. Grow up.
>>29481282
falling for all the memes
>>29487935
Its good because my mum doesnt know I'm getting GBP from my GF's mum too.
>>29488212
Oh dude GBP values for not having potty accidents are way inflated right now. Stock up as many as you can, there's no way it's not going to crash in the next few months or so. Finding an additional investor in gf's mom was a really wise financial decision, I can tell this isn't your first time around the block.
