Just used a fleshlight for the first time last night. Holy shit it's amazing. Why don't you guys just buy one instead of chasing after girls who wouldn't even think about letting you touch them?
>>29481248
i've been seriously considering getting one but dont know to get it online or from the store. i live with my folks so would be weird when the box gets here could lie about it but still seems risky
No one told me YOU NEED LUBE WITH THESE THINGS
>>29481248
Cuddling, breh.
>>29481624
You're welcome, anon.
>>>/jp/onahole
>>29481624
I ordered mine from Amazon it comes in the same box as everything else from there.
>>29481666
Did you think it was exactly like a self-lubricating, natural pussy?
You silly goose.
>>29481248
i own three onaholes mate and trust me the efect diminishes over time
i still remember the day i got my first one and i stuck my finger in it and thought "holy shit this feels amazing, it's tight as fuck and textured and everything" it was the most amazing feeling in the world like i had died and gone to heaven and i completely disregarded the mere thought of women. the orgasms were so intense i'd only need to use my onahole once every 2 or three days and before that i would masturbate 3 or more times daily
fast forward 2 and a half years of onahole use and i'm back to feeling like absolute shit after less than an hour of getting off. sure it still feels absolutely amazing but it has become like clockwork. i want to experience the real thing. i want a real vagina. i want a real fucking girl
>>29481698
>i want to experience the real thing. i want a real vagina. i want a real fucking girl
That too becomes even worse than a fleshlight.
>>29481248
I don't need one. I masturbate only once a week, on Sunday. The rest of the time I get my pleasure from doing cardio exercise.
I merely gave up on being a sexual being, I only masturbate in order to avoid ejaculating in my dreams.
>>29481698
Which onaholes do you have? I remember liking that cheap $6 tenga egg. Then I ended up becoming too lazy to use onaholes but now I want to get back into it.
>>29481698
>sure it still feels absolutely amazing
I fail to see the problem.
Get an escort sometime.
>>29481684
i never ordered anyhing from amazon just ebay. my mum sometimes opens my mail anyway even though i tell her it's illegal!
GOD watches you when you beat off.
He wants to help.
>>29481698
you dont, trust me. its not worth it. i wasted 8 months on a girl , all the drama and pointless bullshit is not worth it, pussy is not worth that, its not that much better than doing yourself.
>>29481248
I bought a shit one and it was pretty neato for a little while, but then I stopped cucking myself and found a nice person to spend the rest of my life with, and I cut that shit up and threw it out.
Also it doesn't feel the same. Pussy > Hand > Mouth > Fleshlight > Condom Sock
>>29481781
>mum sometimes opens my mail anyway even though i tell her it's illegal!
Same. Now they open my mail and apologize because "oops. I once again forgot to check whose name was on the mail. Tee hee!"
And they probably wonder why I dont trust them.
>>29481248
>not using a lilith uterus
At least you're using some sort of onahole, aren't they great?
>>29481685
>tfw no see lubricating, contracting warm penis glove
>>29481863
Hahaha okay
Why the fuck does that picture exist
where are the brains from?
what are they for?
>>29481789
he can help by giving me a fucking gf
>>29481698
Onaholes feel better than the real thing
>>29481791
you're missing the point
i want to know i'm worthy enough as a human being to be accepted atleast enough to have another person want or atleast tolerate having sex with me
bonus points if they are into the same sort of stuff and i would atleast have someone i can hang out with and do stuff i enjoy with instead of being alone 24/7
>>29481878
If you don't know what brains are for, maybe you need a new one.
Help yourself.
They're fresh.
>>29481925
Same. Being alone truly sucks no matter how many normies try to convince you that women aren't worth it.
>virgins think a fleshlight is in any way comparable to a real pussy
If a fleshlight is 10x better than a hand, then a pussy is 1000x better.
Source: I've tried all three
>>29482257
Maybe you're uncircumcised or fucked a tight girl but I'd honestly rate an onahole (the ones with good texturing) with some nice lube as better than a vagina (which is untextured, lukewarm, and often smelly.)
However, I still have an intense constant loneliness that makes me wish so much that I had a girlfriend. It never ends.
>>29482287
I'm circumcised. Also I don't know what you're on, a pussy is incredibly hot if they're in the mood. A fleshlight you need to warm up yourself firs, and even then it never gets as hot as a real vagina.
>>29482287
For your next birthday party have a clown shit on your cake.
Then fuck it.
Better than pussy.
>>29482315
>Also I don't know what you're on, a pussy is incredibly hot
I'm pretty sure I'm on "the doctor botched my circumcision" because every single vagina has felt fucking room temperature to me.
>>29482356
You should stop fucking the dead.
Meh I'll probably one some day because prostitutes disgust me and I'm not an alpha male
picking up sluts from the bar but I can't help but
feel kinda weird buying these things.The look from the delivery guy/shopkeeper :(
>>29481248
This is easier and lasts much longer. When you grow up, you'll understand intimacy > sex. As a hot guy, I could be maek fuk with someone new each day. But I don't, because it bores me.
>>29481878
I can tell you are a normie newfag. Fuck off!
>>29481248
Are you going to have your mommies wash your fake vaginas in the dish washer for you?
>>29482633
I don't plan on it.
>>29482633
That brand is made of some sort of amalgam that can't take the heat of a dishwasher.
>>29482414
FUCKING THIS, just don't use it too often anons or it will kill your dick. seriously, no more than once a week. They will give you orgasms so powerful you'll feel like you just took MDMA
>>29482682
Is it really that much better than how most guys masturbate? I wouldn't know because I've never been able to get off with just my hand, even with the best lubes. Could this be why I was a virgin until 26?
>>29482707
Fuck yes, not being able to control exactly when you cum is mind blowing. How'd you lose your v-card? I'm 24 and have only kissed 3 women.
>>29481248
I have three. The important part is to leave them in hot water for ~15 minutes before use. I don't want to sound too much like a shill but I'll never go back to jerking off with a hand. I've had them for almost 2 years and in that time I've jerked off "manually" only two or three times.
Next I think I'll buy some competitors products like japanese onaholes just to see what else is on the market.
Really fully honestly I don't think there's any reason not to own one. People masturbate. Literally everyone does it. Investing 50 bucks or so into making the experience five times better is nothing.
If anyone has any questions I can answer them.
I'm still waiting for the waifubot.
I'm still waiting for the revolution that will bring the vagina value to zero!
>>29482741
Got abf.
>>29482759
Too early, anon. We were born just a little too soon. The neets of the future are being born as we speak and will have it better than they will ever know. We can die happy knowing they'll never get the chance to feel as loney we do.
>>29482386
>implying the UPS guy has any idea what's in the box
Unless the shop you buy from delivers directly there's no real way of them knowing, andif that is true then they have no reason to judge a customer who just bought shit they sell
>>29482386
it's a brown box. it looks exactly the same as if you bought a pc part online.
>>29482791
O-oh. At least you're happy. I can't do it. I won't. I still have some hope for a gf some day, damn it! ;_;
>>29482826
haha your kidding right? im not even going to get one because i dont want to fuck a robot, but they are coming very soon
>>29482826
Man, that post is incredibly meaningful for some reason.
>>29482759
Guys like you will continue moving the goalposts indefinitely. The technology can't reach that level of sophistication without there already being a broad market of early adopters of shit that doesn't fully work. It's like you're expecting intel to make a multi-core 3 jiggahertz microprocessor in the 80s.
>>29482826
I think that in the future there won't be as many robots as it has today, the waifubot will decrease vagina value and women won't have more betas to support them so many will need to find betafags earlier.
>>29482879
''Why would I need to support a used and obnoxious roastie when I could easily have an autonomous waifubot?''
>>29482759
Too much investment for too small of a market. Why not just VR and a programmable massage chair + a fleshlight mounted on a fuck piston you can hide away when not in use?
>>29482906
You're right that your suggestion is cheaper and more feasible, but if there really was the technology to create realistic, silicone, heated sex robots, it'd likely be very popular even if crazy expensive.
>>29482906
I think the main problem is the AI, if they can improve it both waifubots and VR will be better than women, we gonna have all kinds of stuff that women are not willing to do like ALL FETISHES.
>>29482982
Difficulty of attainment is the appeal of many fetishes.
>>29481826
i see her trying to open my letters and say no but she just gets sick of waiting for me to open them and takes it upon her self to open and see what's inside :s
>>29483137
what the fuck
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29481624
Amazon Locker original comment baka robut
>>29481248
got one like your in the topic, and is good,but feels too big for me, any tighter model?
>>29484751
I have the asa akira butt model it's pretty tight and feels good man
>>29482906
Cheap approach for me that works.
Fleshlight
Fleshlight iPad Mount
Feels much better than using a screen, because I can always play porn on another tab, and fap to my waifu on another tab. Really worth the money.
>>29481925
>>29481998
>>>/soc/ you whiney failed normalfaggots
cunts are parasites
>>29481791
I had a similar experience but now I crave the intimacy.
>>29486494
You don't crave jack shit. You're hooked on crack. Oxytocin and the other opioids are like shooting heroin and make you go crazy with withdrawal and side effects.
Jerking off is a nice soft drug like caffeine. Choose that instead. All the nofap shit is a meme that assumes relationshits are less destructive. They're not. A GF can and will ruin your life in dozens of ways.
Mine is real tight and I'm too lazy to go get lube
