post your ideal lover
>my height or slightly taller
>pale
>resting bitch face
>short black bob cut
>plump butt, small breasts
>very /fa/, likes wearing neutral/dark colors
>likes frilly underwear
>uptight
>very dominant and cold to others, but submissive and warm when we're together alone
>low libido
>very smart, but also not bright
>finds beauty in the simple things of life
>wants kids
>she's the serious one in the relationship
>>29480308
How did you get taste this good?
Can we just post these instead? Also,
>>29480308
>very smart, but also not bright
i confus
>>29480308
Bodily your type is almost perfect. Larger breasts can be accepted, but a sizeable rump/good hips are much better.
>don't care about looks
>personality meshes well with mine
>interests/tastes overlap but not identical
>will let me be a house husband
I challenge you -- no, I DARE you guys to ignore the first female to reply to this thread. Don't respond.
Just this once.
Please.
>>29480568
post the template you fucking prick
Can a lizard man be my dream bf?
>lover
Using this word makes you a normie
>>29480308
>slightly shorter
>pale
>dark blue eyes
>sharp but small chin
>cheekbone
>B-C cup
>non perfect hourglass, sides semi straight
>black hair rests just lower than top of shoulders
>likes to wear vibrant patterns sometimes
>lowkey crazy, compassionate,
>snuggle buddy for life
>loves animals
>socially a nut, smarter than me on the books
>adores kids
>demanding in bed
>scene girl also an option
>>29480568
>rune factory 4
I love you for liking this game.
>>29480799
good taste
can i be your bf
>>29480796
Found by Googling "ideal mate template 4chan".
>>29480832
I know this person, but she's an ass.
>>29480844
Hmm are you a lizard? If not, chances are low, but possible. We can chat about our good taste with kik: dragonphiliac
>>29480836
Even if I married_Meg_?
>>29480876
You homos keep getting weirder
>>29480844
WHAT THE FUCK DID I ASK JUST TWO POSTS ABOVE HERS
YOU ARE A DISGRACE EVEN BY /R9K/ STANDARDS
>>29480934
what? thats not a female
thats a lizard man
>>29480948
SAME SHIT, BOTH ARE COLD BLOODED
>>29480876
sent btw
>>29480969
theres no need to be upset
>>29480904
Honestly if I played a male file I would've married that qt, too. Her nervous stuttering was always so adorable.. ;///; (but I feel like she had the hots for Forte, though)
>>29480916
>>29480934
;^) I hope I've sickened you, still open for any hot lizard men out there looking for something thicc.
>>29480992
>something thicc
Obese, gotcha.
>inb4 Amber
>Average weight or less
>height between 4'11 and 5'7
>5/10 face or higher
>Sweet, Nice, Kind
>Smarter than me
>age 18-23
>Loyal
I don't care much about anything else, these 7 things make a girl perfect.
>>29480308
>around my height and age
>not super fat or deformed
>loves me
>>29481024
Talking about my dicc
>around 5'4
>pale with light freckles
>large, green eyes, button nose
>decent sized but firm ass, B cup breasts
>long ginger or blonde hair, worn with braids
>submissive, traditional
>wants many children
>will live in an offgrid homestead with me and help sell produce from our farm to impressionable hipsters
>takes pride in the appearance of herself and home
>above average intelligence
rate my taste brobots
>>29481102
forgot to add
>submissive, but still capable and competent
>less than 5'0 tall
>huge tits and ass
>pretty heart-shaped face
with some rationalization to fuck
>>29480308
loyal
virgin
thats it
>chubby
>wears glasses
>doesn't like sex
>loves cuddling and talking
>articulate
>reads everything, likes to write and good at it
>kind of sad
>Short
>Pale
>Skinny
>light brown or auburn hair in a cute hairstyle
>Light green eyes
>Kind
>Caring
>Doesn't have to be "intelligent" in an analytical sense, but is thoughtful and reflective
>Doesn't require a lot of excitement, just being together enjoying each other's presence is enough for her most of the time
>Is not materialistic whatsoever
>Likes the rain and comfy things in general
>Is somewhat artsy but not snobby
>Believes in traditional values
>>29481133
>Hello sweety, I've missed you
>>29480978
>inb4 you picked Chad Thunderfox/Thunderfan
>>29480308
>smaller than me (5'8'')
>cute
>skinny/slim
>doesn't mind that i'm not talkative
>plays vidya
>likes music
>Average height
>Medium/slightly chubby
>Huge ass, like 40+ inches around
>Light hair
>Light eyes
>Decent sense of humour, gets my maymays
>Will play Nintendo vidya and talk about old music forever with me
>Nice
>Relatively stable
>Virgin
>>29480568
>i confus
what I meant was someone very intelligent and well educated, but isn't "street smart" I guess is what I was going for, or at least to coincide with her coldness to others, she can be ignorant to others feelings at times.
>slender
>norse or russian
>traditionalist
>into art or history
>does not enjoy partying, prefers stuff like going to the movies, hiking or nightwalks
>reserved but polite towards strangers
>proud of her countries culture/her heritage, knows a lot about her countries history
>values realism and skill over generic, "7deep14you" abstract stuff
