Name your best quality, then name another quality that totally negates it. I'll start.
>read faster than 99.9% of population with incredibly high retention, incredible at quiz games at bars, was knowledge bowl god in high school, impress normies and girls with wide breadth of knowledge, high IQ, socially proficient
>be useless piece of shit who wasn't cleaned his apartment in six months and has no plans for the future, probably depressed, will probably just get fatter until I have no friends
>>29480118
>good at vidya
>hate teamwork
>>29480118
Your quality clearly surpass your negative. You just need to make money, and contract a cleaner.
Get money, and all the rest will solve itself.
>High emotional intelligence
>Whilst I am very good at reading people, there is a block of some sort on actually using that knowledge in any positive way.
>>29480153
I make about $75k/year working for myself. Unfortunately I can't reveal what I do because it's pretty unique and it would make me too easy to Google. Money isn't the problem. I just have zero motivation. What I need is a full-time handler, like I'm retarded or something.
>>29480153
He's not smart enough to get out of this func.
But he could tell you obscure facts from history and he read good too.
>>29480118
>Can learn complicated things quickly and thoroughly when motivated
>lack motivation
>>29480191
This is accurate. It turns out that high cognitive ability doesn't prevent you from being a retard.