>tfw no food until the 30th
gonna starve to death friends. it's been a pleasure
It's five days, bitch, you won't starve.
Why aren't you eating anyway?
Go on craigslist and grindr and offer to suck dick, you could use the nutrients
>>29479958
>>29479958
Try calling the questions/complaints number for various foods/chain resturants and make up bullshit about how your pizza was burnt or your order was missing an ingredient or was stale even though it was before the expiration date, a lot of them will give you free shit or coupons for free shit. Just try a few companies and you'll score eventually, it can be a pain in the ass and won't work with every single try.
Dig through dumpsters behind grocery stores, they throw out a fuckload of decent shit if you can find one that isn't locked down. Some restaurants are good too, pizza places that precook their pizzas throw out at least a few everyday when they close, wait outside one at closing time and collect free pizza.
>>29479958
Go to the free food bank. They will give you a ton of food, and the income limits are set pretty high to qualify.
>>29480198
That's probably what he's waiting on, most food banks give you a month or two limit between visits
>>29479958
Go to a mall, wander around the fast-food shop area. Once you see someone who is about to throw food to the trash / leaves his table with food on it, go over and ask permission to eat the leftovers. I do this all the time when I'm out of food and it is sometimes even better than buying and making food yourself.
>>29479958
It's only 5 days, but here are some tips
Depending on where you live, you could scavange for food (steal neighbors apples) you could go on grinder or Craigslist and offer to suck dick for food
You could even go rob a store, regardless you'll get food. If you get caught you to jail and get food, if not you get what you stole to eat
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>>29479980
are you guys retarded? it's 7 days
>>29480280
I'm really worried now desu
23 looked so similar to 25
And yes, I am retarded
June 23-june 31
That s 8 days
>>29480342
rest in peace op you won't be missed
Catch stray dogs/cats and enjoy some bbq.
>>29479958
You won't starve. I've fasted longer than that. After the third day, it's not even a big deal. Stay hydrated.
ive gone longer than that, op
longest i did was like 2000 calories in 11 days or something
anyways, fasting for even 2 months very very very rarely is lethal. the human body can go without food for a VERY long time, especially if you even remotely have any fat on you.
after the 5th day i think it was very very difficult for me to walk or have the energy to really do anything, but besides that and watching food porn, it wasnt the worst thing ever
plus fasting is super healthy for you
>>29479958
6 days isn't shit
If you have water you'll make it .
Avoid physical activity, and if you start getting lightheaded/shaking beg/steal food
You'll make it.
Call local churches and see if they have food pantries, explain your situation. Also synagogues. Donut shops throw out food when the fresh stuff is ready , probably before the morning rush. Good luck anon.
>>29479958
Beg or look up places where homeless people go for dinner.
Otherwise use it as an opportunity to flush your system of impurities by only drinking water.
Or dumpster dive. There's no real crime there except sometimes people will try to chase you away.
>>29480588
>here's no real crime there except sometimes people will try to chase you away
>see starving desperate man digging through garbage for food
>decide to yell at him and try to chase him away
sounds like a good way to get the shit kicked out of you
>>29480652
Night managers can be real shitkickers when they aren't looking miserable and smoking out the back. That said they won't do more than call you a fucking homo or dyke and tell you to fuck off.
