>Anon, can i use your computer for a minute?
What do???
>>29479444
>not having a different user for this shit
>>29479444
"Yeah sure gimmie a sec"
Proceed to close whatever I was doing and login to my alt account I only use for school. Easy peasy, Anon.
I have a clean chinkpad set aside just for this reason, fucking normies wont get the bettor of me
>>29479444
NO, don't go mess up with my shit.
Reply with something like "no, this is a mans personal computer. You can't just go clicking around without seeing something you don't want to."
>>29479444
>What? Uh, s-sure...
>LOL Anon, you forgot to close your porn! This is pretty raunchy stuff...
>W-what?
>Wait a second... these girls don't look 18...
>....
>...what the fuck, anon?
>>29480023
you're trying too hard lad
>>29480037
Heh... yeah... that's right... just jokes here... nothing that's ever actually happened to me...
but I have no friends or family why would anyone ask me that?
>>29480058
>whats a hypothetical situation
>>29480056
>>29480023
Calling the fbi anon ;)
>>29479444
I literally just say "Nah, I've been looking at weird shit on it and I'd be embarrassed if you saw it." People just laugh and drop it.
>"a minute?"
>taking out stopwatch
>"sure, go ahead"
>"wow... come on anon"
