*blocks your path*
my blade senses fear...
My sword hand twiches!
>>29478445
*rolls forward*
*uppercuts your knees off*
*teleports behind you in a fast motion*
*top half off your body slides off*
heh, nothing personal kid.
>>29478571
lmao wasting your time hitting after images
*sheathes sword*
you're not even worth my time
*fades into thin air, disappearing*
>not getting uchigatana
Come on the jumbo jap sword is like normal gaijin sized
>>29478598
*continues journey and encounters you later*
You again, are you gonna hide from me like last time coward?!
*unsheathes katana*
Face me this time.
I just don't understand why they think a fedora goes well with a katana
>>29478759
Everything goes well with a katana.
>>29478445
>>29478552
>>29478571
>>29478598
>>29478639
>>29478759
>>29478686
>>>/autism/
Jesus this is the most severe cases of autism ive ever seen. Just hope you tards stay away from me and mine. Your handlers need better training.
>>29478793
*ninja star hits the wall next to you*
you better watch what you say
>>29478793
*ju-jitsu teleports behind you*
*steps out of smoke*
*slow claps*
Heh, you must be new here, kid. Don't worry, all of us remember our first time not getting the meme. You got guts, though, son. You'll go far on the boards.
*adjusts authentic Kyoto headband*
*360s and disappears into shadows*
>>29478829
*takes you down*
Leave him be, he's my kill
>>29478445
The only fear I can smell here...
*unsheathes damascus steel zweihander*
Is your own.
>"my blade senses your fe-"
I cut him off mid sentence and cold cock him in the face.
Normies - 1
Autists - 0
>>29478793
>implying this isn't an ironic thread
>>29478793
Say what you will but that was some fucking top class bantz there m8
*watches thread from afar perched on a tree branch in the mountains*
Pitiful fools, all of them...
>>29479058
*starts hearing rustling from the bushes below him*
Huh, WHOS THERE?!
*shadows streak around him*
SHOW YOURSELF
*katana slices through your body*
Heh, rookie, didn't even cloak himself.
*Unsheathes tachi*
Undisciplined...
you guys keep being faggots while i slam my diglett into pikachus mouse ass
>>29478445
My nose smells unwashed feet.
Why would he take that pic barefoot?
*Unsheaths longsword and crawling in my skin starts playing in the background*
My seord demands blood!
>>29479788
Sword*
Guifryvr
mfw you all are in my infinite genjutsu
>>29478445
Is that a fucking space heater
>Let him attack me and pretend to fall to the ground
>*Nice try kid*
>teleports behind him
>Unsheathe a wooden practice Katana
>Smash his blade into a million piece
>look at the shock and horror on his face as he realizes that I destroyed a still sword with wood
>* W-w what are you*
>Look deep into his eyes put on my fedora and reply
>Your worst nightmare*
>>29478445
>Fear? Heh, the only thing to fear is fear itself
>My katana has been whispering to me, she wants hot sticky red.
>I'm sorry but I have always been a lady's pleaser
>>29479788
Ackchyooally, it's just called Crawling. If you didn't listen to Linkin Park back in the day you are definitely an underage faggot, or at least a faggot in general. I still listen to it, please don't post here ever again.
>>29478552
>>29478571
>>29478598
>>29478686
>>29478686
>>29478829
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>>29478861
>>29479134
>*Watches everything in a fortress full of dead body from a magic ball*
>Heh looks like I'm going to have fun killing this new generation of warriors
>*Decapitates Shogun in one motion*
>*Laughs maniacally*
>>29478445
Stomp on the cunts foot.
>>29478862
*Melts your sword with lightning*
Too easy
>>29480143
>*sneaks behind you before you notice*
>*stabs your back with my Masamune Katana*
>>29478445
Must be yours when you realize that blade won't stop bullets
*blocks your path*
Cast aside your weapon forever and make love to me.
>>29481273
*flips hair*
Sorry toots, wouldn't wanna catch something
*shoulders blade and walks off*
>>29481273
>"NO you used 3d slut!"
>*cuts both her arms with my sword and leaves her to die bleeding*
>>29481273
River, I...
>>29481168
>Heh I haven't felt that in a long time. Maybe even since I died
>*Takes katana from body*
>Any last words?
>>29481273
**backflips into corner of ceiling**
make love to thiss
*recites nizche as piss poors out of pants***
nothing personell babe :)
>>29482381
"time to die" *stares at you with empty eyes*
>>29478445
"Goddammit OP are you off your meds again? You know we'll have to send you back to the hospital."
>>29482794
No, let me send him to the morgue instead
>unsheathed dual blade katana
This is gonna be fun *smirks*
>>29481388
MAKE LOVE TO ME SIMON!!
>>29482915
Time stop, THE WORLD!
>pulls out duel silver handguns
>fires a barrage of explosive rounds at you
>bullets stop in frozen time, just inches away from your face
Hmph...checkmate.
>>29483047
*smirks*
Nice trick for a first timer kid
>spins dual katanas and cuts every bullet into thirds
>tips fedora over eyes
You're not fast enough for me even if you stop time kid
>>29482401
dis UNDERRATED POST
>this starts playing
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps-mZ5BQQDY
>impale everybody with my barrage of kunais
"Well well well what is this little gathering?"
