>Gotta shit really hard
>almost there
>a cricket jump out of your ass crack
like what the fuck man
Had a similar thing happen to me last week. Was taking a shit and found a spider on my thigh under my shorts. I wonder how long it was there
>>29477219
>thicc teens
hnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>rioting in downtown
>realized that i have no female friends, despite what I thought and that any self esteem boost from not being one of those losers who don't talk to girls was completely null and void
Pretty radical day
ew look at those soon to be whales
>>29477738
that is not weird, just depressing
desudesu
>get home
>walking up to my door
>see my cat
>greet my cat
>cat meows
>it's not my fucking cat but a cat that looks very similar
>scream "MOTHERFUCKER!"
>cat runs away
>vaguely unsettled
>>29477738
Cleveland?BOI WE DA CHAMPS
>>29477856
nah wrong side of the border, some people got tired of our shitty corrupt politicians and took it out on an old building from the colonial era
>>29477219
I did a reverse image search, but I couldn't find anything. Sauce?
>>29477931
oaxaco enano de mierda
>>29477978
Mas arriba
A girl smiled at me, that was strange.
>>29477219
where is this from?
pleas post sauce
gonna need a sauce on that pic, OP
>>29477219
Sauce requested, in a very original way.
>>29477219
Bumping for S A U C E
oregano
wakes up in the am, fairly well rested
find wind scorpion under pillows
>>FFFFUUUUUUUUU
>>29477219
WHY ARE YOU HIDING THE SAUCE
>>29477219
Hope you wished upon a star, Pinocchio.
>a few years ago when i wasn't showering much
>actually showering for once
>earwig suddenly falls to the floor
D:
>about two months ago
>have a bad habit of leaving the (clean) laundry on my bedroom floor for days
>right before an appointment for muh injection
>haven't showered
>throw on clean clothes, go to appointment
>have to get injected in my butt
>get injected in muh butt
>afterwards the nurse pulls up my pants like they smelled really really bad
>come home
>"i should probably shower"
>take clothes off
>dead stinkbug falls out when i take my pants off
>Sitting with coffee
>Notice lights start to dim
>Slowly turn my head to the right
>Old man in a waiter uniform smiling at me
>He says "coffee!?" While holding out a pot of coffee, apparently offering to pour me some
>I look back at my mug, it's empty now
>I turn my head to the right again
>The old man laughs and shuffles away slowly
>I hear him muttering something about cream and sugar
>Lights come back on
It was pretty weird desu
>>29481387
schizophrenics belongs to >>/x/
>third grade
>usually groggy cause night owl
>incessant eye boogie causes me to be constantly rubbing my eye to clean it
>in line to walk back to class from gym
>rub corner of eye near my nose and out pops a rolled up rolypoly
>inspect the giant eye boogie and realize what it is
>spasm and throw it away in shock
Clown shits on my birthday cake.
>>29477219
Still no fucking sauce on this ? What are you waiting for OP, MY DICK IS READY
girl started talking to me
