If you were a dog, how would you handle this situation?
>>29476762
I would nervously eat the bread bed, similar to what doggo is doing in pic
>>29476762
>>29476852
Aww that is so fucking CUTE look at him takin a cheeky little nibble
>this situation is scary
>but also delicious
Drop kick it
>>29476883
my bad i thought you said human
Euthanize myself because my natural instinct allows no lateral thoughts past natural instinct and oh my god I want to die so fucking bad can the bread be made out of rat poison PLEASE god I want to be ended I'll do anything just to embrace sweet sweet pure in existence just fucking do something to end this PLEASE
>>29477850
Anon....w-what?
>be me
>be not a dog
>want a dog really badly though
I'll take it!
>>29477963
>he's not a dog
>doesn't have a dog
Damn, life must be pretty sad.
>>29477850
Your entire post is a contradiction
You fucked up anon, McFucking Kill Yourself
>>29478017
Your entire face is a nigger. What now, McNigger?
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>>29477991
Yeah its pretty bad desu.
>>29476762
i love people who love dogs <3
start peeing and pooping on owner until he dropped me
Digest well, dogger!