Anybody else unironically think makeup is fucked up? Women seem to REQUIRE makeup to function outside. If I had to paint my face every time I went out(which isn't often but still) I would just throw it all out and not give a fuck.
>>29476009
I don't need it. Life's good
>>29476009
I don't ever put on make up but then again, I'm not a very feminine girl in the first place. Not surprisingly, I never get any male attention irl.
it's genetic fraud tricking people into thinking they have a youthful and younger face.
same with heels. it's an attempt to look taller so they look like a viable mate to a tall male.
girls are literally the apex mimic parasites of nature
>>29476009
Women complain about makeup but it gives them an edge. Frankly all female issues are a joke.
>>29476009
It's an odd ritual. My wife woukd wear it to bed when we first got together.
I don't mind really. It's like I am the only one priveleged enough to see her actual face.
I think it's very strange and a sign of societal brainwashing. Whenever I bring up how dumb I think it is normies look at me like an alien. I honestly am turned off by makeup and just want a girl who wears absolutely none but I have seen this only like twice because 95% of girls are braindead normies
>>29476047
>>29476009
Yeah i dont need it. It feels good not having to wake up an hour early just to put gunk on your face. Plus, i wont have to hide the real me from my husband like most women do.
Make up actually fucks them face up more in the long run, I see a lot of women who are in their mid 20s look like they're nearly 40.
>>29476088
>there are married people on /r9k/
It's over guys, the normies won.
>>29476058
>>29476083
>>29476106
Exactly, i started seeing girls where makeup in the 6th grade. Little do they know that makeup clogs up your pores and leaves craters in your face. Id rather risk looking average right now over looking like a zombie in my 40s
>>29476009
I'm ok with it now that I've got one of these prosthetic dingdongs, now I get looks of respect instead of disgust
>>29476140
You can be married and also a robot, js.
>>29476184
>non virgin
>stable relationship
>I'm such a robot xD XD
It's just trendy now to look like you're overdoing it with your makeup (the Kylie Jenner/"baddie" look is basically everywhere)
related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rLYbpnEGoMas someone who actually does have clear skin and good cheekbones and naturally full lips and long eyelashes it pisses me off to no end that other girls just paint on a face and are seen as attractive
look at every girl who does contouring. there are triangles painted on her cheeks. you can't unsee it. it's unfair and I feel cheated out of a lot of things even thoughI naturally look nice
>>29476184
In what alternate universe? If you've had sex, you're not a robot.
Seriously marriage is like the normie pinnacle. Even plenty of normies never get married or have a good marriage.
>>29476239
I'm a predecessor.
A robot 1.0
I hail from the very first r9k
Arcanine
desu I don't get it either. I focus most of my attention/expenses on good skincare and grooming. Sometimes for a special occasion I'll put on eye makeup and maybe a lip stain and even that's a huge hassle to remove.
If you take good care of your skin and hair, and groom your eyebrows well, and drink enough water, you shouldn't need so much makeup. It's so ridiculous that some people spend a ton of money on stuff that they're just going to wash off later
>>29476184
No, no you fucking can't. You have done every mental gymnastic to ignore the definition we have all agreed on what defines a robot.
The fact that you are married means you have been able to get someone to like you, sleep with you and trust you. That's not a fucking robot. A robot isn't some flavour of the week illness and excuse to make you feel different. Just fucking stop
>>29476237
>HOW TO SHIT ON YOUR BOYFRIENDS EX
females everybody
>>29476237
they are not seen as attractive
they are seen as whores
>>29476272
That makes you an oldfag not a robot.
>>29476295
maybe by some of you but let's face it, your opinions don't really matter lol. this is the look that more "alpha" guys find attractive
>>29476237
You're an attractive woman, what the fuck are you doing on /r9k/?
>>29476231
Ok.
O-ore-egano
>>29476309
You don't get to rewrite board history and culture m8.
This is what it is. Once this board was just for weirdos in general. Now it's a one dimensional homogeny of people with romance issues
I used to wear makeup everyday but I just got sick of it, said fuck it, got rid of dat shit, and haven't worn it since, been about 2 years. My skin feels better now
Damn I didn't know there were this many females on this site, just fuck it all up f4m
>>29476339
I was super ugly for a really long time and I hate everyone
also you guys are interesting and pretty funny
>>29476325
how are you so sure you know who i am/what i look like?
>>29476404
it's not what you look like, but the fact that you visit this board says to me that you're not the kind of person that those kinds of girls would particularly want to impress
>>29476355
A robot is someone that struggles with communication. It isn't a label you are given by default of posting, it's a character flaw. It defines you. You aren't a robot, you have only just been here from a long time ago. I'm also positive from the way you're posting you haven't actually been around at all in recent years.
Again, fuck off. Pinterest is more your speed.
>>29476379
shut up roastie you're still ugly
>>29476461
see you guys are hilarious
>>29476379
So you can't actually relate to or understand any of us. Most robots will never overcome their issues. Just another normie here to laugh at us, and a woman to boot. Next.
>>29476441
now i dont think you know what you are talking about
"those kinds of girls" are literally the majority now
>>29476506
They are incapable of functioning without men so they come here, a woman only board would be so fucking insufferable even other women would want out
>>29476446
By that definition you're not a robot. Here you are communicating.
And no matter what you think it means NOW, people called each other robots a long time before the whining started. This shit only really started in its second coming. You were not the typical r9k browser back then nut it's posters like you that make this board awful. You're not contributing anything that a thousand others aren't also saying practically verbatim.
>>29476508
I don't think so, but they probably are the majority of the girls who go out/flaunt themselves, so I can see why you might think that
>>29476506
What really is a robot? because I hear that white men can't be robots, straight men can't be robots, guys with friends can't be robots, physically fit guys can't be robots, etc.
>>29476526
>>29476526
It actually exists and its called lolcow. It was big and died right the fuck down becai women can't stand using anonymous shit. They feel the need to get recognised.
>>29476533
No, you're wrong blatantly stupid for the act of attention and try to be smug in a place that openly despises you.
Tuning out the hatred we have for you is starting to make you absurdly moronic.
>>29476547
why dont the girls who dont "go out/flaunt themselves" leave their house so i can talk to them and give them my seed?
>>29476597
The old ways are coming back.
>>29476598
aw come on anon, I'm pretty sure you know the answer to that question already
>>29476565
Yeah I saw that place and it exceeded my expectations. It's really sad how they can't get over their own instincts, 90% of the place is talking about how ugly or slutty other females are.
>>29476642
yeah i do know the answer to that, you all are psychopaths who want to have some perfect boring relationship and whatever
maybe when i am 35 i will deal with you all because you will be good with kids
>>29476163
It's funny because the beauty budget of a western female is like 80% cosmetics 20% skincare while in Korea women spend 80% on skincare and less on cosmetics because they believe the foundation should be good rather than the cover up. West puts too much priority in superficiality rather than innate.
>>29476083
Heels are used because the way their feet rest in them makes their butt look more prominent.
Not for added height.
>I don't NEED makeup
>All that gunk on your face is so gross and such a hassle
>Glad I'm not like the other girls
You faggots are like people who boast about how they don't need alcohol to have a good time. Good for you, nobody fucking cares.
>>29477191
Men don't like makeup because we are disinterested in girls who lie about their appearance, as that must mean they lie about everything else, too.
>>29477103
Flats are actually more attractive than heels tho
Kind of feel sorry for women. It doesn't seem like they can have a true friendship with another woman without worrying about if they look better or if they will steal their man or whatever.
Two guys who are truly friends couldn't care less what they look like. They have a bond that's above all that, and would happily risk their life to save one another.
>>29476009
The fallacy many men seem to believe is that women put on makeup for other people.
Women put on makeup because it makes them feel more confident, comfortable, and beautiful. It's a form of taking care of oneself like wearing clean clothes or taking regular showers. I guess most manons don't get that because I'm willing to bet the majority wear the same pair of underwear twice, and then flip em inside out and wear them twice more, and then let them pile up on the floor for two weeks.
Leave it to men to surmise that everything women do is about lulling them into ecstacy when it's just youthful libido triggering your sexuality at the slightest hint of reproductive fertility.
>>29478518
>Women put on makeup because it makes them feel more confident, comfortable, and beautiful.
lol sure
>>29477213
Following that logic women shouldn't wear clothes either
Hmmm
>>29478518
>The fallacy many men seem to believe is that women put on makeup for other people.
>Women put on makeup because it makes them feel more confident, comfortable, and beautiful
This makes no sense. There is no such thing as looking good for yourself.
>>29478648
>>29478586
>>29478609
Is this really how y'all think? It's that fucking unfathomable?
God help all of you.
>>29478713
If you were correct you would be able to find a girl who was infatuated with her looks but didnt post pictures of herself on the internet (pro-tip:you can't)
>>29478713
Yes anon, believe it or not decorating yourself isn't lying:^) pretty sure you didn't mean to quote me thu
>>29478518
Women's self worth completely hinged on reactions of other people on a genetic/instinctual level, so that is exactly why they do those rituals.
also you talk like a gay boy or a lesbian, some kind of fag at any rate
>>29478749
Yes because all women post pics on the internet in hopes that some lonely faggot like you will approve and do a cum tribute.
Speaking of which, why do men post pics of cum tributes? Women probably post selfies for the same reason. Pride and narcissism. Not attention.
>>29478792
Yes other people i.e. their close friends and family, not randos on the internet you thick fuck
>makeup in porn: great, it's a fantasy
>makeup irl: wow, disgusting lying whore
?
Makeup is awesome. Rock solid boner for this kind
>>29476184
Guaranteed (you)'s
>>29478924
Guaranteed abloo bloo
>>29478713
You are the last person on earth. Put on makeup y/n?
Q.E.D
>>29478713
>UUUWAAAAAEH
>>29477191
I don't drink alcohol.
I don't have a good time, either. Life fucking sucks but drunk people creep me the fuck out and I'd rather kill myself than join the horde of mindless drunken apes on a Friday night.
>>29478947
Sure. Mirrors still exist, fagbot
