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Is that time again, my lewd robots ~ lets get slutty together
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Is that time again, my lewd robots ~ lets get slutty together
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Are you the anon on antidepressants who hasn't cum in 8+ days and is obsessed with giving blowjobs?
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>tfw not even horny but come into these threads because lewd posters are nice to me
Feels good to have some warmth from another person.
Although they do make me horny sometimes. I'm not gay though. This world confuses me.
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>>29475116
>affection gives you a boner
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>>29475052
I want to lay my eggs inside of your chest cavity.
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C'MON MODFRIEND

>>>/trash/
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>tfw no cuteboy to cuddle with
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>>29475052
Is it bad that I sometimes really want to be a slutty sissy who sucks lots of cocks and gets bukkake'd.

I want cocks to cum all over my face.

Just the thought of being used as a sissy cumslut turns me on.

But I still am attracted to women more than men,I don't find men attractive, just the aspect of being used as a cumslut for men turns me on.
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>>29475131
>implying kissing isn't a way of showing affection
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>>29475188
It's not the only way. Cuddling and the like is equally good.
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>>29475213
Just an example. You could also say that sex is a form of showing affection, but that would be too extreme.
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>>29475052
I wanna suck a cock so bad
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I have a hard time doing any lewd ERP stuff because I feel selfish. I never get to do anything in return for the lewdposter, they make me cumreally hard but I'm not sure if I should try to get them off too, because I don't know how.
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>>29475263
i know this feel all too well tbqhwy

origainal
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>>29475268
lewd posters are here to make your cock feel good they get enough of getting treated like cum dumpsters~
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>all this roleplaying fat neckbeards
shitposting?
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>>29475322
I'd like them to make mine feel good until it lets out hot sticky stuff.
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all of you are fucking embarrassing
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>tfw you wanna be a lewd poster but you're bad at it and would make no anons cum

feels bad
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>>29475353
sup trash-kun :)
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remember theres always another human being behind what you see online
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Whatever happened to tilde poster? She was great at being mean to horny losers.
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>>29475322
I get that but do you lewdposters even masturbate while you ERP or do you just have fun being lewd and making other people cum?

By the way, what are the rules for ERP? Is it considered cheating on your waifu? What if you pretend the other person is your waifu?
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>>29475363
sup weeb
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>>29475363
Thats my line Cebbu
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>>29475184
please someone tell me its ok to feel like this
am i mentally ill
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>>29475365
Remember, fat neckbeards are behind most posts here
>>29475378
autism
>>29475380
Im not a weeb, lol
>>29475391
stop copying me!!!!!
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These threads always give me conflicting feelings. On one hand, disgust, but on the other hand, I get so incredibly turned on from all of it that I tend to just not care. Doesn't help that I'm listening to lewd asmr either.
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Fuck my Wi-Fi I'm just trying to get Gustav dick on my computer
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>>29475395
You are mentally special
>>29475396
Lol weeb
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>>29475395
You are hardcore mentally ill
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>>29475395
a fetish is a fetish anon

doesnt mean its still not fucking disgusting though
>>29475396yes you are cebby
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>>29475184
this this this this this x100

no post on this site has described me better than this one
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>>29475409
>Is a bigger weeb than me
>Calls me weeb
lol
>>29475416
youre a disgusting fetish
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>>29475052
Sure I'll share my lewd.

I really want to get raped by a woman. I want her to use me as a sex object, hit and choke me while she fucks me.

Do women even have fantasies of raping men? Probably not. So I'll suffer alone.
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>>29475433
>me
>weeb
Go to bed Cebbu
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>>29475433
what
>>29475445
you're both weebs
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>>29475440
You know that OP is a disgusting fat neckbeard who made this thread to circlejerk with other disgusting fucks?
You are in the wrong thread m8
>>29475445
>go to bed
never ever
>>29475457
You are a bigger weeb since you have 2 (two) waifus
>madoka
>homaru
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>>29475457
Ur a weeb, trash karu-san
>>29475472
>never ever
>tfw next month
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>>29475472
its just homu

and she's not my waifu
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>>29475410
oh ok :(
i just want to be a good cumslut for a cock
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I know everyone says people in these threads are disgusting neckbeards, but in my experience they're thin and shaven cute boys.
I'm not thin thin, but I'm in the lower end up the normal weight category for my height.
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>>29475478
Next month is still far away, i could die until then
>>29475484
So she friendzoned you?
Sorry for that
>>29475486
mentally special!
>>29475497
>neckbeard trying to lie on a imageboard
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So who is up for a threesome~?
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>>29475478
nah
>>29475508
sure
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You guys are pathetic, even for 4chan.
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>>29475513
these two are

>>29475508
>>29475478
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>>29475513
your mom and dad
lol

>>29475517
so thats why you are depressed?
sorry for that
sup
>>29475526
>he samefagged
trash-kun please
you are better than this
>>29475520
ikr
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>>29475421
it's nice someone feels the way I do
maybe we could share a bukkake anon
both of us sucking on cock like good cumsluts
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>>29475497
>everyone is thin
>im not thin
Found something disgusting
>>29475508
1-2 weeks
>>29475526
Cebby is mine, wont share. Back off with your sick fantasies!
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>>29475517
>>29475508
>>29475484
>>29475478
>>29475472
>>29475457
>>29475445
>>29475433
>>29475416
>>29475410
>>29475409
>>29475396
>>29475391
>>29475380
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK YOU STOP YOURE NOT FUNNY OR COOL
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>>29475539
hell yeah dude

in my dreams
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>>29475538
being depressed is the cool meme thing now get with the times

i didnt samefag though
>>29475540
sure
>>29475550
thank you for the (you) anon
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>>29475550
Im not trying to be funny, but Im the coolest here
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desu even if op was chubby I'd still cuddle with him at least


I need affection... ;_;
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>>29475539
>neckbeard replying to a other neckbeard
lol
>>29475540
1 - 2 weeks are a long time desu
>>29475550
>butthurt facebookfrog
im not cool or funny but i have swag :)
>>29475557
you are still fat in ur dreams
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Why aren't there any trannies posting pics?
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>it's a lewd thread gets ruined by two shitposters
You guys should kill yourselves. If robots want to get lewd with each other, hide the thread, no need to waste all your time ruining it just because you don't like it.
t. guy who only reads these threads and never ERPs

It's funny to me you think lewdposting is somehow more pathetic than what you do.
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>>29475581
>>29475569
>>29475567
Pathetic samefag having imaginary conversations, go choke on a cactus you worthless neckbeards
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>>29475590
three shitposters

we dont think its more pathetic
>>29475602
thank you anon
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tfw no lonely sexually frustrated neets to affectionately bully and abuse

>>29475588
I'm not a tranny, I'm just bi
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>>29475609
How do you mean bully and abuse?
I might be up for it if you didn't bully me about my penis.
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>>29475567
Hal started with this meme
>>29475569
at least im fresh
>>29475580
>im desperate
>>29475588
checked
also go to tumblr
>>29475590
>>29475602
>he is seriously assmad over shitposting
>he is seriously assmad that he cant have a thread full of neckbeards
mademelaugh/10
we are 3 (three) shitposters you dumb cuck
>>29475607
thank you
>>29475609
>im prison gay
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>>29475581
Something else is long too
>>29475588
Because thats gay
>>29475590
Tldr
>>29475607
Hear him, pathetic
>>29475609
That pic is so fucking disgusting
Draches pics arent that bad
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>>29475631
hal didnt start the meme

thank you for the (you)
>>29475637
what
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>>29475625
>>29475609
>2 (two) neckbeards
>bully meme
>both are disgusting
>>29475637
do you mean a jewish nose?
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I really want to be confident and attractive enough to make a girl cheat on her boyfriend. I guess that's nothing new, considering the rise of the cucking phenomenon. But it's seriously an obsession of mine.
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>>29475654
If someone else use that meme he will get butthurt
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>>29475654
Sup
>>29475655
Your nose is not that bad
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>>29475671
get him in here then
>>29475681
nm
u
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>>29475659
>meanwhile his crush is fucking a nigger while he posts on a imageboard
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>>29475625
You wouldn't survive the condescending love.

>>29475631
>>29475637
>>29475655
y-you too Tomoko
Thanks for the (you)s

>>29475661
Show me your fuzzy little fuckboy taint, you worthless neet
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>>29475631
>>29475607
>>29475637

>shitposters

that's an understatement. Unfortunately I can't think of a proper term to describe my disdain for you cancerous fucks. What shitty board did you come from anyway?
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>>29475712
guys who is this
>>29475719
/f/
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>>29475681
are you insulting me again?
>>29475694
Im just random namedropping

Another namedrop
Bandage
>>29475712
(You) for trying it
>>29475719
your mom
>>29475727
random guy
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>>29475695
Nah, I don't have a crush. I'm kind of an emotional desert. I just want to shove my dick into all the pretty young things I see on the street.
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>>29475694
Same
>>29475719
/d/
>>29475727
Some homosexual
>>29475744
I NEVER INSULT YOU
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>>29475747
>Meanwhile his crush is sucking more than 1 (one) dick at the same time right now
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>>29475744
water

oh i thought you got someone else
>>29475747
hang in there anon
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>>29475755
>Lying online
>CAPS

>>29475760
>water
what? do you need water? are you from africa or what
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>>29475783
i was namedropping
dont you remember him
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>>29475783
Im not lying
>timed out
Nice
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>>29475793
I dont remember anything from last night
>>29475800
Not my fault also nice dubs
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>>29475816
>last night
oh you arent cebby, you two are hard to tell apart
>>29475800
do you remember water
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>>29475727
>>29475744
>>29475755

You 14 year old shitstains make me fucking sick. I hope you get kidney stones or something. Feel free to keep spamming, you're still hopeless rotten cunts with dysfunctional brains
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>>29475816
>I dont remember anything from last night
Oh good then, I was worried
>>29475827
Who
>>29475828
Tldr. Honestly, make your posts a bit shorter
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>>29475828
Don't react like that idiot, that gives them what they want.
Just ignore the thread and join the next one.
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>>29475827
No it is me, you are just being dumb atm
I dont remember water
>>29475828
but i just turned 18 today, this is my first time here
lol
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>>29475849
>Tldr. Honestly, make your posts a bit shorter

That's hilarious, fuck you
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>>29475759
>1 (one)

Where did this originate?
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>>29475712
I-I would be really into getting bullied so long as you don't really mean it.
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>>29475853
It didnt give me what I want
>>29475866
Thanks
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>>29475828
thank you for the (you) anon
>>29475849
baka
>>29475853
this, you really shouldnt reply to us anon, it just encourages us
>>29475855
baka
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>>29475184
I think that makes you selectively bi-sexual.
It also makes you degenerate
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>>29475849
>Oh good then, I was worried
Now im worried

>>29475853
Why do you want us to join the next thread?
Will it be more fun? Is there something special

>>29475870
Idk i wasnt really on chan the last weeks but i keep seeing it, would say /a/, /jp/ or maybe /v/.
>inb4 all of them are wrong
>>29475876
bullying is a meme
>>29475893
tell me 1 (one) good reason why im a baka besides shitposting and having a waifu
>>29475910
>bi meme
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>>29475893
>>29475892
>>29475855

do you need a step-by-step guide?
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>>29475876
Ridiculing someone over their flaws is a form of intimacy, Anon.

It means I care enough to learn more about you and insult you for it.

But on the bright side, I generally have something nice to say here and there. Nobody will love you for the disgusting failure you are except for me.
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>>29475920
it was the filter
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>>29475925
yes please anon
>>29475920
1 (one) has been a thing for a longer time than a last few weeks
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>>29475927
O-okay I'm willing to try, and I'm interested in seeing what your insults would be like.
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>>29475853
I'm helping actually, isolating the cancer ;^)
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>>29475925
Is that kurt cobain?
>>29475927
autism
>>29475929

desu baka senpai
>/pol/ was so buttblasted that they spammed hiro to death to un-filter cuck
biggest cucks on 4chan
>>29475958
Im dumb then, welp there is your 1 (one) reason why im a baka :)

>>29475963
i can tell that a neckbeard is behind this
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>>29475920
Dont worry
1 (one) thing is years old

>>29475925
Yeah, would be nice
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>>29475979
I can tell that this guy lost his butt thanks being 2 butthurt
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>>29475984
no kurt cobain's alive i had dinner with him in london twice last week

>>29475993
>>29475958

fuck you
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>>29475993
Im seeing it first since a few weeks and i wasted more time on chan last year. No idea why i never saw it
>>29476004
dont be denial, he killed himself to join club 27
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>>29475979
I isolated your mom yesterday lol
>>29475893
Thats rude trash karu-san
>>29476004
Not funny, go home
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>>29476025
nah

we arent funny either though
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>>29476022
i figured you wouldn't get the reference since you're such an abhorrent cumguzzling autist
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>>29476025
who is karu?
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>>29475963
Goody, a new plaything.

Squirm for me, and I might just keep you around instead of throwing you out with the rest of the trash.

Give me contact information. Skype, Discord, Kik, email, whatever. I'll chat when I get bored.
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>>29476025
>not funny
>ur mom """""jokes"""""

pick 2 you underage fuck
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>>29476038
I know, we cool though
>>29476039
Shut up
>>29476044
She >>29476038

>>29476059
lol
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>>29476039
I could say the same since you dont know what club27 is
>>29476038
what if you are funny to me?
then i have a lowpoint at life
>>29476049
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ShadoZ75/
>>29476059
>takes everything serious
>wants his neckbeard thread to be free from shitposting
Hello summerfag
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>>29476044
yeah who is karu
>>29476077
>she
im not karu btw
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>>29476089
Is karu a girl btw?
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>>29476082
you don't need me to know that you're at the lowest point in your life, cebby
>>29476104
karu is a boy
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>>29476082
#stopbullyingshadoz2016
>>29476089
Oh
>>29476104
Yes, she told us yesterday, your memory is getting bad from all those drugs
>>
>>29476082
club 27 isn't a reference to anything, it's just a group of artists that died

>>29476077
no u shut up you dead-eyed cretin

>>29476110
you're the lowest life form ever produced
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>>29476049
I'm the guy you're responding to.
[email protected]
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Next month you will have to carry me, Cebbu

>>29476125
>you're the lowest life form ever produced
Thats an achievement desu
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>>29475052
hourly reminder

Woman where never loyal
>www.unrv.com/government/julianmarriage.php
>http://www.womenintheancientworld.com/augustanreformation.htm

In 18 B.C., the Emperor Augustus turned his attention to social problems at Rome. Extravagance and adultery were widespread. Among the upper classes, marriage was increasingly infrequent and, many couples who did marry failed to produce offspring. Augustus, who hoped thereby to elevate both the morals and the numbers of the upper classes in Rome, and to increase the population of native Italians in Italy, enacted laws to encourage marriage and having children (lex Julia de maritandis ordinibus), including provisions establishing adultery as a crime.

The law against adultery made the offence a crime punishable by exile and confiscation of property. Fathers were permitted to kill daughters and their partners in adultery. Husbands could kill the partners under certain circumstances and were required to divorce adulterous wives. Augustus himself was obliged to invoke the law against his own daughter, Julia, and relegated her to the island of Pandateria. [15]

"If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since nature has so decreed that we cannot manage comfortably with them, nor live in any way without them, [17] we must plan for our lasting preservation rather than for our temporary pleasure.''

Science is with us !
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/3477/20140218/women-attracted-to-masculine-men-only-during-ovulation-study.htm

TLDR :
Science proved :
> Women prefer alpha males during ovulation
>They are not seemed as long term partners, they want a beta provider so they can have a child with good genetics and use the money of the beta to raise it
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>>29476110
>tfw got it that it was "in" and not "at" when i pressed on post
rip
what if karu is a transboy?
so he is still a girl desu
>>29476125
it is still a reference to the artists who died!
>>29476123
shadoz deserves it
>>29476146
i hope you like gore and spambots :)
>>29476155
i will carry you desu
>>29476159
Tldr; this is a thread made by neckbeards who roleplay as grils online you stupid cuck
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>>29476159
>tldr is still tldr

>>29476182
Cant wait
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>>29476155
you should drink a copious amount of anti-freeze

>>29476182
>it is still a reference to the artists who died!

and you're still a gangrenous ballsack
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>>29476182
Thanks, I love them :)
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>>29476203
You can wait
>>29476220
Wanna fight?
Come to Emskirchen in germany at the train station

>>29476221
okay then it is pointless :(
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>>29476220
No

>>29476249
I cant
If I stayed in your place till now, I wouldnt be sick
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>>29476249
nah sorry I don't live in your cuck nation of marxists sucking mohammed's cock and denying the cologne rapes lmao qq krautfag

>>29476270
yes
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>>29476270
07:23 - Cebruz: u stopped?
07:23 - Cebruz: lol
07:23 - trash: yeah
07:23 - trash: it wasnt enough cebby
07:23 - Cebruz: so?
07:23 - trash: shitposting doesnt fill that void anymore like it used to
07:23 - trash: i think this is it for me
07:23 - trash: no more shitposting
07:23 - Cebruz: same but im bored


>>29476287
This butthurt, huh?
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>>29476314
im actually really happy to shit on your party ;^)
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>>29476287
I said no that means no. Only one person can tell me what to do and thats not you
>>29476314
Nice, lets follow
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07:25 - trash: god damn it you posted it
07:25 - trash: u motherfucker

>>29476324
thanks but i dont like scat,
which party?
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>>29476344
fine be that way, but you're missing out, anti-freeze is pretty good for you

>>29476350
your party, though it's pretty shitty already so by spewing shit on top of it I would be contributing but wtv idgaf deutschfaggot
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07:27 - trash: you posted it again wtf

>>29476344
This is my sleeping time im wasting
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sorry but i already came today so i'm not interested
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>>29476396
Prismen brechen das Licht und ich brech dich.
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>>29476427
you forgot to say "nothing personnel"
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>>29476397
This is suffering Im feeling
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>>29475052
>you will never be sexually accosted in the middle of the night by a qt3.14 trap robot power bottom
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>>29476146
Another fuckboy to add to my collection.

Are you even trying anymore, /r9k/? It's almost as if you all stopped collecting submissive faggots or something.
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>>29475052
bah i just want a slim chick [gina gerson] to do a decent amount of heron while where both tweaking id eat her asshole and pussy just to see that eye roll ahegao is where its at
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>>29476450
Ich mache dich kalt durch Waffengewalt
Auf nassem Asphalt, pack dich am Hals, verscharre dich nachts in nem Wald
Weit von der Tatortstaette
Errichte nen Grabstein und sprueh Hardcorefaggot in Neonfarben auf die Marmorflaeche
Pimpslap rechts, Pimpslap links
Das wuerd ich sagen, waer Pimpslap rechts kein Instant-Kill
Tze! Sogar New-York-Gangster hoeren mich im Loop
Wenn sie durch Queens rauschen wie koenigliches Blut
>>29476484
>neckbeard collecting other neckbeards
>>29476465
i know, we should join karu
maybe
he is still lurking, i think
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>>29476514
I will lay down after Im back from bathroom
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>>29476535
and i want to listen to music now thanks that faggot who made me to post lyric
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysAEZOwp5rM

cant stop listening to this since a few weeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4II_n_FKk84
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>>29476514
lol edgy autistic german faggot, that's probably some lyrics from KMFDM, not that I care enough to find out
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>>29476551
Tbh even music makes my head feel shitty
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>>29476551
>rap
>german rap

tasteless queerhawk
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>>29476580
>Kollegah the BOSS
>edgy
Also from this track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysAEZOwp5rM

>>29476594
Just sleep
>>29476619
>i dont know anything about it so lets to shit on it :)
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>>29476643
Doesnt help, cant
Making some tea that should maybe help a bit
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>>29476643
i don't want to listen to your teenage pencil dick music
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>>29476619
Sounds better than Nigger rap.
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>>29476665
It will, dont worry faggot
>>29476667
>teenage pencil dick music
Made me laugh but he is still a alpha chad
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>>29476685
that's like saying that an abortion tastes better than a turd
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>>29476693
We will see
I should fix my sleep schedule somehow too

>>29476713
You never know what could taste better
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>>29476693
more like a metrosexual mixed race gangster wannabe closet homo
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>>29476723
Here germanrappers who are weebs, if you dont like them then never talk to me or my bf ever again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb3hQtd-Eyo
>>29476723
but he knows, thats why he is so mad
>>
>tfw you put his dick in your mouth ;--------;

Really awkward. It takes forever for them to cum and you dont always know if they're enjoying it. Makes me too anxious to keep going
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>>29476777
Shave your neckbeard, it will sure help
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>>29476803
or consider putting mohammed's cock back in your mouth, diversity is important!
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>>29476776
>if you dont like them then never talk to me or my bf ever again
This desu

>he knows
lmao
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>>29475590
the tomoko poster is the one that starts these threads. it's the only way to explain how he's in every single one of them
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>>29476826
>>29476776
what's there to know? that both genres are complete ass? wow, my eyes have been opened
>>
http://join.skype.com/BrcKp7lDrpRt

theres a woman in here
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>>29476810
My bf is white

>>29476838
It is like you dont even read what is getting posted, we are 3 (three) shitposters who do this cause of boredom.
Also im not in every single one, i lost interest in 4chan a bit


>>29476876
>gay thread
>there is a woman here
ok
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>>29476838
lol
>>29476863
>damage control

>>29476888
Nice trips just like my pic
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>>29475379
For me it's mostly just fun. Sometimes seeing men's responses gets me pretty horny though
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>>29476838
His entire life is abusing drugs, flirting with boys on steam, shitposting, playing vidya, and sleeping. He's a complete loser who thruly enjoys nothong, so he ruins similar losers fun whenever he can.
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i want to talk to a qt boy on skype so badly (just on text)

i'm not even ugly

pls someone post their skype
>>
>>29476888
idc about your bf, your country's still getting culturally enriched until you have no more culture to speak of, gg

>>29476904
saying "damage control" only works when someone can't respond to an actual argument, better luck next time though
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>>29476904
>he posts my pillow

>>29476908
Sounds like a fun life to me, not the flirting with boys on steam. I rather keep my bf
>>29476933
>/pol/cuck is assmad
>damage control
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>>29476933
tldr

>>29476947
Our [toxic] pillow now ;)
>>
anyone want to bully a sexually frustrated NEET?
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>>29476947
i'm not the one who'll be buttdamaged in 15 years ;)
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>>29476967
>toxic
hello tumblr
we should join karu desu

>>29476975
because you wont survive the next 15 years
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>>29476996
You know what I meant by toxic, Cebbu
Yes, we should. You cant though :(
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>>29477020
>You cant though
I will show you i can!
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>>29476182
>neckbeards who roleplay as grils online
>i'm the cuck

This is /r9k/ redditor, redpill is the norm, like it or leave it.

And if i can ruin your view in 2d I will feel great
>reminder if your waifu where real she would be disgusted at you and fuck tyrone
>>
>>29476996
I think you'll find that I'm very likely to be alive in 15 years ;^)
>>
Don't you think this is completely disingenuous? I mean, most of the traps have ugly faces, are neckbeards, are undesirable IRL, yet they selectively censor themselves to appear disable. It's almost like that pedo that was posted the other day.

Sure its good feeling desirable anons but is it really good if they aren't desiring the real you? Might as well be attracted to someone else, desu.
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>>29477050
>that pic
this is pretty much what SJW eurocucks are doing to themselves
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>>29476925
add my skype: grrthclaw

ill talk to you
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why am i getting left out :c

is this just a circlejerk between 3 anime posters?

i'll just fap to that femboy on xhamster again i guess
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>>29477092
it is, but I feel better about being liked for disingenuous reasons, than fantasize about my waifu, who can't like me in any capacity

having someone to talk with is also a nice aspect. dunno m8, I'm starved for intimacy too
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>>29477092
nah im incredibly attractive everyone agrees

the only disingenuous part is that i dont actually care much for the people that tend to fall in love with me
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Just depressed myself thinking about this threads psychological background.

Why do I do this to myself?
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>>29477233
don't you feel empty inside?
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Can i get a gf here
dont care if trap or not
contact info blox
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>>29477092
Women are undesirable. That's what makeup is FOR.
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>>29477272
sometimes

seems rare though, most of the emptiness came from worrying about whether i was a shitty person or not

now that ive accepted it, things are better
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>>29477347
Isn't this kind of delusional? You said people were "in love" with you. Assuming they're in love with the strategically posed trap photos you take for other robots here. Not really the same thing as loving you.

This thread is depressing.
>>
>>29477347
can i have contact info UwU
>>
>>29477388
nah its happened over just text, and irl too

>>29477398
[email protected]
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>>29477413
I sent u a email uwu
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>>29477347
If you worried about anything, I would not call it emptiness.

Do you enjoy the attention?

And before you ask, yes I am God
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>>29477536
ehhhh well i guess it was a bit of both

confusion, restlessness, worry, and emptiness are all somewhat present

thanks god
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>>29477536
>god
nice try nyarly
go knock up some more mortal whores and then dote on the resulting half-breeds to the detriment of everyone else
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>>29477571
You did not answer the question, child. Could it be that you are still confused?
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>>29477648
I can do whatever I want! I'm the Crawling Chaos!
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>>29477668
oh yeah i missed that

yeah i do
i crave it
its the only reason i do the stupid shit that i do

there are still things i am confused about
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>>29477681
why take it out on anons tho?
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>>29477680
more like the nigger chaos
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>>29477732
i try not to be outright dishonest

if dont really want people to get attached, i just want to have fun
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>>29477681
A little fun does not hurt, but you should not let it blind you from the most valuable things in life.

Also if you ever try to give someone AIDS on purpose, I'll never forgive you
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>>29475588
because most of us are vanilla degens, not trannies
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>>29477796
no thats disgusting

people who do that should all be killed on the spot
literally worse than rapists and murderes combined
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>>29477746
Puny mortal! Enjoy going insane
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>>29477782
>i just want to have fun

I fucking hate people that arent serious about relationships, chads, stacies, and overly sexual faggots alike
>>
post boybutts, faggots
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>>29477852
you are also searching for the perfect person, are you not?

the only difference between us is how much enjoyment we have until then
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>>29477866
butt for the butt gods
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>>29477890
and the people you hurt, but you wouldnt care about that would you?
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>>29477824
I am glad you agree. I did not have "poz loads" in mind when I created man

Take care, little one! Until we meet again.
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>>29477957
i only serve slaanesh btw

eat shit god
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this thread reminds me about how much I want to try sucking dick at least once

legit whats it like?
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>>29477957
Well, despite being God I still cannot into computers. How unfortunate
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>>29477971
That is your problem. Fuck you.
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>>29475150
what is this fetish called.
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>>29477943
like i said i dont try to hurt people

if they want to get attached thats on them

i try to be nice as possible but i will always say i dont want a comitted relationship if they ask
>>
>>29478044
>leading people on and blaming it on them

women/femboy logic
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>>29478131
>getting obsessed with people you have no chance with

man logic
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>>29478169
>hanging out with fugly dudes and giving them the impression you want to jump their bones
>still blaming them

ladyboy logic
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>>29478131
>this

I want this femboy meme to stop, not for the regular hatred of degeneracy or some fear of /lgbt/ or reddit but to save the feelings of innocent robots
the whole trap meme is popular cause of lonely robots who have the dream of fucking their best friend, its an ideal situation but it just isnt realistic
ANY trap you would fuck ISNT a robot, if they look good they KNOW and just like fembots can get a bf EASILY, realisticly the more they pass the more attentionseeking and slutty they behave
if it seems too good to be true it probably is and traps are the perfect example, just like pretty girls traps (and cute guys alike) have TONS of options, why would they just pick a faceless anon to be their "bf" if they could get someone they like instead?
the concept of "lonely traps" just doesnt exist, theyre just pickyer than real girls and will drop you for the next best thing as soon as they can
save your feelings and just turn to regular robot escapism like anime or vidya
>>
>>29477890
>wasting their time fucking with orbiters
>not knowing that trap death comes much quicker than gay death

The clock is ticking
>>
is anyone here even fapping :o
>>
>>29478566
yes but not because of anything posted in this thread
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>>29478027
oviposition
>>
what the fuck is wrong with the person that keeps posting the loser girl from that lame anime
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>tfw am the reason cuckbus started posting on r9k
sorry famalams
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>>29478701
ignore the avatarfagging, usually this thread is full of animeposters erping but this time two of those guys tried to derail it and then a bunch of bitter robots came out and shat on traps

not that anyone cares, well just wait for the thread to get removed and pretend those posts were never made

wait for the next thread to get some fap material
>>
>>29478818
sounds good to me, i was starting to think thats how people act on this board
>>
Anyone wanna dirty kik? I'll do whatever as long as it's kinda vanilla (obviously gay stuff and erp too), I'm pretty new at this~

@weeblumberjack
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>>29475979
>roodypoo, you are the cancer.
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>>29478233
You said it fucking perfectly man. This whole trap/femboy meme needs to end.
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q6IKBVrRVw

lewdvocaroo4u
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>>29475979
Pfft, typical shit stain can't even accept how useless he is. And we laugh.
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>>29478970
I wish I could popularize that as the go to response to trap threads but itll most likely get ignored cause everyone just wants to hope traps are actually pure rather than disgusting whores
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