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hack_blastard (ID: !ZBVtO05IZw)
Joining the Military
2016-06-23 04:04:41 Post No. 29474887
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Joining the Military
hack_blastard (ID: !ZBVtO05IZw)
2016-06-23 04:04:41
Post No. 29474887
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I have decided that I'm going to join the military.
I wake up at 3pm everyday, get on Xbox, browse /r9k/, fondle my ballsack and repeat until literally 5am. My life is a joke, I do nothing for anyone.
I have big plans in life:
>buy land and lead a literal 4chan city
>start a late night meme show
>work on my tee shirt business
>colonize an island
None of these silly temporary pipe dreams can be accomplished without experience and money, two things I'm not gaining (and neither are you) in this current state.
So I realize that getting a job and wageslaving, breaking even every month, struggling for cash; not the way to go. I figure I'll sell my soul to my lovely nation for four years, come out with ~60k and mussels, then start at a better advantage. Only problem is that I'm not sure what branch to join, I kind of want a combat MOS.
Pic related is what I'd like to live in. Have a PC setup in there, edit videos, browse 4chan, go outside to my garden, work with my Robot pals who live on the farm with me hnnnng
Preparation starts now. Tonight I train, I'll play some TDM on Black Ops, then I'll do six push ups. Tomorrow I call the Army recruiter.
>Why haven't you joined yet, what's stopping you?
Ask me something if interested, I know a decent bit about the US military and how you could join.
