Get doubles and you are guaranteed the gf of your dreams
Get singles and you remain a kissless virgin forever
>>29473744
OP check these dubs
>>29473744
nice dubs tigger
>>29473761
YOU LOSE FOREVER
>>29473744
czech'd and reque'd
no dubs for me no dubs for anyone
i literally have nothing to lose
>>29473744
But I'd rather have the bf of my dreams
I pray for singles
Check em faggot. Quads and I kill myself.
>>29473744
I forgot to mention this but if you get doubles you must describe or post a picture of the girl of your dreams
Can we reroll?
Organism
>>29473833
>>29473799
i guess we're getting the girl of our dreams that we don't really want
dont know if good or bad thing
Fuck I don't have anything to lose
>>29473744
ROLLING
OLIVE GARDEN
trips and I leave r9k forever and ever
these dubs make the next set of dubs kissless virgin for life + eternal afterlife
>>29473946
trying one more time
>>29473744
I have hope for a better tomorrow
>>29473744
Rostervillecity
Okay well I'm gay so I don't know how this is going to play out
Trips and I go no fap for 3 months. Quads and I leave 4chan for 4 months. Quints and I kill myself
rolling for them sweet dubsand a gf of course ;_;
>>29474048
>going for trips, quads, or quints when the window is nowhere fucking near trips, quads, or quints
Do you even standard decimal sequence?
>>29473744
Singles guaranteed. Fuck you and your joy with the qt, OP
Got nothing to lose
Origami
Fucking. Trips. Get . Nigger. Quail.
I put my faith in the heart of the dubs
Might as well try. Here goes a very original roll.
Dubs i get boipucci for life
Singles i get pussy for life
>>29473744
rols for dream qt
oreganorols
>>29474399
Oh good I actually got the dub.
When and where I can redeem my dub for a free perfect GF?
B-but what if you're not a khv anymore, and get singles?
>>29473744
Joke's on you, OP, I've already lost my virginity.
Unless these singles can turn back time, I will always remain a non-virgin.
>>29474975
History rewrites itself so your life becomes as pathethic as it was.
Oh look, singles. Do you feel your life becoming a failure again?
>>29473744
If this actually happens, I'll kill myself.
Sigh, no doubles today.
closing my fate
>>29473744
Rolling.Riggyrogers
pffff, you dum dum peepee heads coldnt type in the secret password.
I don't even want doubles.
I already know I will be a kissless virgin five ever.
will it even happen?
Come on, man. Please
doubleoons
>>29476011
Congrats anon and check my original comment.
>>29473744
Dubs and I change mY lifestyle.
>>29473744
You should shitpost on normie threads, young one
Hourly Reminder
Woman where never loyal
>www.unrv.com/government/julianmarriage.php
>http://www.womenintheancientworld.com/augustanreformation.htm
In 18 B.C., the Emperor Augustus turned his attention to social problems at Rome. Extravagance and adultery were widespread. Among the upper classes, marriage was increasingly infrequent and, many couples who did marry failed to produce offspring. Augustus, who hoped thereby to elevate both the morals and the numbers of the upper classes in Rome, and to increase the population of native Italians in Italy, enacted laws to encourage marriage and having children (lex Julia de maritandis ordinibus), including provisions establishing adultery as a crime.
The law against adultery made the offence a crime punishable by exile and confiscation of property. Fathers were permitted to kill daughters and their partners in adultery. Husbands could kill the partners under certain circumstances and were required to divorce adulterous wives. Augustus himself was obliged to invoke the law against his own daughter, Julia, and relegated her to the island of Pandateria. [15]
"If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since nature has so decreed that we cannot manage comfortably with them, nor live in any way without them, [17] we must plan for our lasting preservation rather than for our temporary pleasure.''
Science is with us !
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/3477/20140218/women-attracted-to-masculine-men-only-during-ovulation-study.htm
TLDR : Science proved :
> Women prefer alpha males during ovulation
> They are not seemed as long term partners, they want a beta provider so they can have a child with good genetics and use the money of the beta to raise it
I've already seen the abyss
End it now
>>29476011
Looks like the ride might come to an end for you.
>>29473744
HELP ME!!
ORIGINAL COMMENT, BLLOOOLLOLOOLLOOOOLLLLXXXXLXXLXLXXXXX
>>29476261
FUCK...
BLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLLOLLLXXXXXX
>>29473744
Well what is god's will?
>>29476222
Holy shit original origins oregano
>>29476222
Nice trips, me.
I'll take the risk
>>29473744
i got a kiss, i got da miss, tight
I got the fist, penetrating my piss pipe
>>29473744
Check 'em almighty dubs god
>>29476222
Trips
Its an odd number, youre kissless 5 ever
>>29473744
Behold, I am A., Destroyer of squiks.
>>29473744
time to test my fate
Check it faggots
>>29477111
ooh, trips...so close!
better luck next time
>>29473744
I'm a single aren't I?
>>29476222
Trips don't count.
CHECK EM
gods please grant me these digits. thanks
>>29473744
If I get doubles, Stanley is GOD
What if I gets tripz
I can already feel my singles
please i need doubles kek grant me a blessing
>>29473744
1/10 chance to get a gf and 9/10 chance to be single forever? I'd rather not take my chances
Wait...?
>>29473744
I'm gay so I'm hoping I don't strike out here
moment of truth
Kv confirmed
>>29480379
Why be gay when you could have a gf?
I'm going to be forever alone, I know it.
>>29480555
Thanks for the girlfriend mister friendly man
>>29480644
GIVE ME MY GF
YOU FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29480644
what the fuck
did you just link your own post?
>>29473744
I hate these kinds of cancer threads. They're eating /r9k/ with each and every reply.
>>29480644
Have a cat girl
>>29480644
>cheating
Come on nigga
Let's go b0ss
good thing these are singles. i cant wait to get my lightning bolt
>>29480944
Can I link to my own post too?
no dubs pls
I am ready to accept my fate.
>>29473744
give me good roll.
I'm ready to date this godess
Best odds I've had all my life.
>>29473744
i want 2 gfs
>>29481335
You bring up a pretty good point
Rolling this shit
>>29480702
>he's never linked his own post before
If you get dubs, nothing is said about when it's going to happen.
so probably when you're dead.
>>29473744
Nothing to lose here. Its now or never.
>>29481426
how can you link a post if you cant click on your post number?
>>29481709
>>29481709
That's a very good question, anon.
>>29473744
>>29476846
>222
>odd
Aboriginal commentary
gf kinky for hunting
tfw no Nana sub gf
>>29473744
czech my stubbs
>>29473744
jnaegjrjrjb. pls, i need a gf
>>29473744
No one's going to point out how OP himself got dubs?
This place really has gone to shit.
Pls great dub gods, help me
>>29473744
Please?
ORIGINORU COMMENTU
Check out the yoo
lol nice1 xD
>>29473744
check these singIes
this is the big time baby, god dont let me down
>>29473744
you have proved yourself as one of the dub gods, OP. Please grant me my gf, oh, the great checking one
PLEAAAASE.
Ooregano.
>>29473744
desu i didnt even want these dubs
>>29473744
desu these dubs are getting out of hand
these dubs are the dubs that shall pierce merkels vagina
>not a kissless virgin
Can't only profit from dubs, so why not nigger?
rollin for singles
original
>>29473744
Check em my fellow robots
Kek vult
Origami
>>29473744
Here goes nothing I guess.
Blox
>>29473744
Check 'em, dudes.
rally
giffy pls !
These threads always predict wrong.
Please Satan.
h-here's hopin
What happens if we get dubs and don't have a dream gf?
>>29473744
IM GOING TO JUST DO IT, FUUUUUCK, PLEASE LORD HITLER GRANT ME DUBS.
>>29473744
I'm not kissless but will I remain virgin forever?pls no ;-;
>>29473744
Original dubs right here, check em. Did you check em yet? You should.
>>29488631
It's a guess your post episode
agnes granberg!?
>>29473744
please...
origano cum pasta
>>29473744
I want a qt please
