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Are you happy with your body /r9k/?
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Are you happy with your body /r9k/?
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>>29472012
No, but i want to fix it in next few months
Eat less, exercise more
should be possible
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I'm working on it so that makes me feel better about it but I don't like it
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>>29472012
is this a grill or a boi
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damn those r some nice tities would band
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>>29472012
Not particularly, but I just know I won't do shit about it until I'm diagnosed with the beetus.
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Bitches don't care about how you look as long as you have money so why waste him torturing yourself? Idiots.
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>>29472012
All I have to do is fucking workout more and run and i would gain a six pack.

My father was a damn bodybuilder at my age and he was a literal chad. I fucking hate that ass his son im a robot swine.

God knows if he was in my shoes now. He'd have fucked every girl I had a crush on or had the potential of getting and thats what pisses me off.

He has a bigger muscle built body while I have a slim more girly type.
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>>29472084
I don't see an adam's apple, but who knows these days
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>>29472097
Pathetic nigger
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>>29472116
>Translation: I am morbidly obese or a skeleton and make no effort to change this because I quantify all my actions in terms of whether they'll appeal to girls
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>>29472012
No, don't like. I wish I wasn't as hairy
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>>29472069
This except I started three days ago. Everytime you say later you're more likely to say it again when the time comes so I said fuck it and just started.>>29472116
Fuck bitches I'm doing this for me.
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>>29472012
>tfw overdeveloped lower body and underdeveloped upper body
Who else has this?
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>>29472012
if that is you, lets get a timestamp. Try to find that self acceptance, your bod is not bad.

>would slay
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>>29472156

Ay yyo you lookin for some cock handsome?
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>>29472012
I am the epitome of skinnyfat

>skinny forearms that I can wrap my fingers around

>weak and tiny useless arms and shoulders and chest

>stomach looks like I'm a 9-months pregnant man or a starving African child


and also the fact that I have the facial hair of a 15 year old, but the hairline of a 55 year old.

At least I can lift and burn my gut off, not much to do about my hair
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>>29472148
>You: An idiot who spends time literally tearing his muscles even though he most likely only has 672000 hours on earth.
Fuck off.
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>>29472084
its dat boi

shoulders ribs arms
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>>29472084
I'd say man on female hormones. look at the shoulder/hip ratio and tiny mammary glands.
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OPs problem (and nearly everyone elses) is a problem of perspective: looking in the mirror or straight down at your body rarely results in a flattering angle.
Try to see your body as someone else would and learn how to position your body to show off your better traits.

btw i bet girl in OPs pic has fucking great tits, she just will never turn sideways and thrust the chest out to show em off. Hunched shoulders 4eva, hey? If that were my girl i'd suck em every day.
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>>29472277
>literally tearing his muscles

So literally how they're rebuilt stronger? Do you even anatomy bro?
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i went from 150 to 125 and i can't tell a fuckin difference
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>>29472216
No sorry, already tried wiener and didn't like
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>pectus excavatum
>can't afford surgery
>ultra-pale irish NEET skin
>tried tanning, never worked
>skeleton manlet figure
>the only girl i've ever had feelings for said i look like an alien
>don't go to the beach anymore

god damnit i hate this body so much
i also have numerous internal problems that are just there to make life worse for me
i know that if i had a new body i would still be a robot but i don't even care
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>>29472339
I weigh 125. I wish I were 150.
>tfw skeleton manlet
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I'm sorta comfortable with it. Serves me well so far.
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>>29472336
"American education" Man you're stupid no wonder you enslave yourself to the workout Jew because that's the only way you'll ever get laid.
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I'm skelly, I fucking hate it.

>tfw no girls like skellies
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>>29472368
how tall are you? i'm 5'3 so i guess this is a weight i'm supposed to be around. i'll still continue to lose weight, though.
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>>29472307
What's wrong with my ribs?
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>5'8
>Ottermode body
>Decent ass

Yeah, it's ok.
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>>29472387
goths/emo/punk and some metalhead girls like skellies

I know because I'm a former goth/punk/metal/emo skeltal
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>>29472156
uh
shave it off?
not difficult
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>>29472398
first off that isnt you
second, theres nothing wrong with them, its just a definitively male skeleton
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poor little chestlet
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>>29472376
That is literally how muscle growth works.

I work out because it makes me feel good

>things I don't like are a Jewish conspiracy
>>>/pol/
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>>29472387
I was skelly when I graduated from highschool went from 120 pounds to 170 in a year and a half.

You just need to eat a whole thing of ben and jerries every night before you go to sleep additionallly to what you eat anyways
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>5'11"
>140lbs
>slightly muscular
>wide shoulders, good butt

Wish I were stronger, but I have no complaints.
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>>29472012
No.
I'm a big ugly hairy guy.
I wanted to be a pretty girl.
I'm not going to fall for the transition meme though, just the suicide one.
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>>29472012
Hell no.
I don't even have a normal butt.
One cheek is a lot bigger than the other.
It's not a thyroid problem, so I don't know what it could be.
It's not fair.
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>>29472012
yes, anon, average body, height, weight and not deformed or crippled

but I'm a shitskin tho[\spoiler]
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>>29472440
In my experience they only like skinny guys, or at least I've never seen a fat/chubby guy with one of those types.
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>>29472012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8

goals
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>>29472012
No. I can't grow more muscle and got acne scars
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hell no. im completely emaciated, and i dont have the motivation to cook or eat a ton of food let alone work out consistently and im too self-conscious to go to a gym being this weak


stick arms (though i have started to lift a pair of lmfao 20 pound dumbbells i found at my house)

zero chest which makes it look like i have a bit of stomach

i also only have body hair under my arms, crotch, and all up in my asscrack which is god awful

only good thing i have is my large, good looking penis that i will never use

pic related its me
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>>29472482
>That is literally how muscle growth works
I know that you dense slave.
>work out because it makes me feel good
You just proved what I've said. you know why you feel good when you slave labor? because you feel like people will respect and girls will fall for you but the same thing can be achieved if you use your potato of a brain and make some money.
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>>29472578
>all up in my asscrack which is god awful

I know that buttbeard feel bro
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>>29472012
Not really.
I'm slightly /fit/ but I don't think I will like myself no matter how much I lift.
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>>29472722
DUDE IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE FUCKING SENSE

I have no chest hair. My facial hair sucks, where the cheeks get sparse, patchy, barely growing hair (i grow a decent goatee but those are terrible), i have no arm hair and my thighs are basically hairless. I don't have any hair ON my ass

But IN MY ASS IT'S LIKE A FOREST
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>>29472578
post dick plz
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I wish I had abs. I've never had them, even when I weighed 20lbs less.
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>>29472580
More like exercise releases endorphins (that runners high baby)

And not exercising makes me feel like a skinnyfat piece of shit
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>>29472012
as a skeletal, no
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>>29472224
I started lifting when I realized how bad fat skinny fat body type looks.

Fuck having a 'beer gut' with shit hair and a shit face.

I will at least have a good body if the rest is shit.
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>>29472766
Same. I was balding and balding but my facial hair was staying the same patchy not-beard as always.


Then one day I saw my own naked ass in the mirror and it looked like a Persian man's face.
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i'm not too bad I guess. I should cut more but my willpower only lasts a couple days
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>>29472012
Is that a woman or a man with gyno? I seriously can't tell.
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>>29472012
don't feel bad OP lots of guys like girls with smaller breasts!
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>>29473040
its a guy, check >>29473015 You can see similar shapes in body fat distribution and bone ratios.
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>>29472578
Every men has a hairy asshole
Actually evrry person has a hairy asshole. You really shouldnt be bothered about it.
Post your penis pls
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>>29472156
love your chest hair, just trim your armpit hair.
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no, i'm a fucking skeleton
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>skeletor
>hairy
>giraffe tall
>ugly misshapen skull
>bitch hips
fuck no
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>>29472012
wide shoulders, small hips good enough for me
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It's okay except for
>doctor tricked my parents into cutting off my foreskin
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>>29472499
5'11 130 here, this is my goal tb.h, around 145 lean/slightly muscular

only 10 lbs to go! used to be 117 skeletor commander at same height
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I definitely could use more muscle, but the problem is I cant stand working out.
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>>29473802
>even on r9k the chinks are doctors
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>>29472012
I can't tell if your a femboi or just fem
If you're a femboi then A+
If just a fem then aight
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>>29473897
Well what else would I be?
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>>29472370
Are you that speedrunner who lives with his mom and rages on stream all the time?
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>>29473802
Just a top
Get rid of the belt and get shorts that fit
This isn't 1916, belts are fashion accessories, not something to be used to keep your pants up. If you need a belt to keep your pants up, you need new pants that fit, or you need to have them tailored.
Also wouldn't hurt to get underwear that fits as well
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>>29473924
you could have been an engineer i guess. or a dentist or computer scientist. maybe a pharmacist.

are you really a doctor though
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>>29473802
nay ho ma?
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>>29472370
Not bad Pham
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>>29473956
the belt came with the pants and im too autistic to care about what i wear

>>29473964
yes

>>29473973
i can't speak cantonese but i guess im pretty okay, thanks for asking
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