> shit for two minutes
> wipe for twenty
>>29471672
Get a bidet senpai
>shit out liquid for 20 minutes
>legs are starting to feel numb
>want to stand up but don't want shit flowing down your legs
>shit
>wipe
>think you're done
>stand up and pull up your pants
>have to shit more
why kind of sick game is this?
>Anon why do you use so much toilet paper?
>be me
>have to shit
>cannot shit
>giant rocky turd stuck in my rectum
>won't budge an inch no matter how I strain
>it hurts to walk
>drive out to Walgreens and ask where the bathroom supplies are
>she doesn't know what I mean
>mutter "suppositories" with shame in my voice
>drive home
>stick suppository up my butt
>actually kinda neat, it's shaped like a missile so it goes in easy and works it's way up my rectum
>20 minutes later I REALLY REALLY HAVE TO SHIT
>now my turd is moving
>but it's too large to exit my anus
>the suppository stimulated my colon but did nothing to soften or break up the stool
>I'm crying now as my anus is being stretched to the tearing point
>realize desperate times call for desperate measures
>stick my finger into my now gaping anal cavity and start hooking little pieces of the turd out
>every time I relieve a little of the pressure, the shit just presses harder
>it's a race to see whether I can dig my shit out before it literally rips me a new one
>start shoving my finger deep and hooking out large pieces of rock hard shit
>finally the bulk of it slides out
>sweet relief
>I'm crying, drenched in sweat, and have my own shit all over my hand
>but I'm alive and my anus is intact
>eat like two fiber bars every day now
>>29471672
I have this problem too
someone help us
>the last 1%, the fucking tail of the shit won't come out no matter how long you wait
>wiping early basically commits you to 20 minutes of wiping, whereas if the last drop just fucking came out you'd have no mess
FUCKING
WHY
>>29473023
You probably have poor shitting posture that puts pressure on your lower bowel and doesn't allow you to evacuate completely
>>29473565
Top kek.
>>29473645
Oh man, I know that problem too well. If I'm alone I often wait for the tail to come out and that can take like 10-15 minutes. Otherwise I have to use like half of the roll and I get some shit on my fingers because there's just too much of it.
>>29473597
Where's the frothy liquid sludge category?
can you get a permanent anal fissure from wiping too hard
? or was i just raped by a nigger in my sleep?
>>29471672
You forgot the rest.
>shit for two minutes
>wipe for twenty
>finally clean
>hour later
>ass itches
>go wipe again to scratch the itch
>shit on the toilet paper
>wipe three more times
I'm not a degenerate that shoves stuff up his ass so why does this happen from time to time?
>"""shit""" about once every two days
>>29473565
Is it even possible to have a shit too big for your asshole....?
>shit
>dont wipe
>assflakes crystalize
>ass becomed itchy
>cant sleep because of scratchy asshole
>end up wiping
you win again, hygiene
>>29475085
>mfw I feel my weekly bowel movement coming
>>29471672
so shit stories thread im game
>be me have insane food poisoning
>go to emergency room
>taking forever bug acting up
>go to bath room for puke
>start heaving realize my ass wants a part of this
>puking pull pants down shitting
>notice all to late there is some cart in there with samples of piss or something
>literally diehara spray on it
>switch from puking to toilet to puking on floor
>try to wipe shit from trolly
>leave bathroom look at the poor janitor
>tell him man I made a mess in there my bad
still feel bad for him
>feels like I have to pee
>pull pants down pee a few minutes feel like shitting
>start to push
>big shit comes out
>wipe
>pee again
>wipe
>all clean
>mom ask what takes you so long
>I had to shit too
>>29473565
It happened to me also. I was fucking scared because I thought if I would just continue to push I would get some serious rupture and die if not due to bleeding then due to infection, but if I won't shit right now it will only get worse the next time. Had to do the same trick you've told about, just poke it out with my finger as you do when a whole in cereal bag is too small.
>>29473565
I was in a similar situation once. I didn't have any drugs though, and never thought to use my hands to help.
It took an hour to push the monster out, it was a perfect sphere. I also pushed out a bunch of blood, and even pissed blood for the rest of the day.
