How many times have you contemplated suicide today
me? at least four times
The thought enters my mind frequently but I'm to pussy to ever do it
With all respect crispyfriend, you don't really count suicidal idealizations. It's not a high score kind of thing. You're just suicidal or you're not.
>>29471277
only 3 times
i guess im not as suicidey as you
I have an image in my head of me choking myself with my belt.
Calms me down. Doubt I'll ever do it though.
It's been weighing on my mind a lot today but like every other time I get this depressed it leads to nothing.
>>29471277
>>29471409
this, just ride the wave anon, I been doing it since 15, I am 30 now
>>29471277
About 7 or 8 times. Doubt I'll ever summon the courage to do it. If I'm a virgin at 25 I might though
>>29471277
if contemplating suicide is a defined event, then you are forcing it for attention and validation. oh, i guess you disproved that by making a whole thread about it instead of keeping it to yourself, never mind.
0, but now 1 due to your thread.
I do have a plan which is essentially a more dedicated version of the Thompson plan.
>wake up
>remember Crispy will never be your gf
I didn't want to be alive today anyway
>>29471532
>normie pop psychology on a Mongolian war beast breeding forum
>>29471537
just kill your trip identity, fight club style, and live an anonymous life free of that flashy tyler durden persona you're trying out for yourself.
>>29471555
if you think that was an attempt at psychology then you must know even less about psychology than i do. calling out attention whoring makes up about 25% of the posts on this attention whoring board.
>today was a good tiresome work day
>come home to shitpost
>find this thread
0 I feel quite cheerful today.
>>29471563
oh but my god friend. you have absolutely no idea of my special plan
>>29471277
>>29471499
>>29471551
>>29471594
I still maintain she looks like a different person in almost every picture. maybe its just me.
A lot, but after browsing a suicide thread on /gif/ just now, it doesn't look too fun.
>>29471783
Link desu
Portland ORegon
>playing minecraft is literally the only thing I have left in life
>>29471930
Ey wut server u play on I'll play with u
>>29471854
>>>/gif/
>>>/cunt/
