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Fembots, what are the physical features in you that make you insecure and you want to change the most?
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Fembots what will it take for you to date me?
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>>29469646
my boobs, i wish they were smaller. also i have some kind of light stabismus, it isn't really noticeable but i wish i could get rid of it
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>>29469646

>fembots
Not again
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Fembots how can I meet you?
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Fembots, why don't you just admit that you are normies and then we could end with those silly arguments and stop hurting each others and you could GTFO OF OUR BOARD.
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>>29469754
Sounds terrible.
Personally I think I could do without being ugly.
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>>29469662
Some of us don't like long-distance relationships
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>>29469646
Fembots. Is it wrong to have a crush on cassie?
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>Female
>Robot
Call yourselves femanons.
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My nose, my chin, my forehead, my cheeks. Everything is asymmterical and crooked.

Changing isn't going to happen, only way out is suicide.
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>big nose
>weak chin and jaw
>big eyebrows
>flat forehead
>frizzy, curly hair
>big cheeks
>small mouth but fat lips
>acne
>boob scar
>short
>no redeeming qualities

when will it end
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>>29470664
As long as you aren't fat I'm sure you'll be fine senpai
Oreolo commento
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>>29470472
Asymmetry isn't as bad a problem as you'd expect for normies
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>>29470664
Also
>frizzy, curly hair
>small mouth but fat lips
>short

>no redeeming qualities
That's subjective.
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>>29470717
It doesn't matter anyway. I'm in love with Adam Lanza and he's dead, so I don't need to attract anyone. It would be nice to have the benefits of being pretty as long as I'm part of this society though.
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I'm starting to be kinda old, I'm only 33 but that feels pretty darn old.
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all you need to be an attractive female,

>not obese
>few pounds of makeup
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Are girls more self-conscious about their boobs or the way their pussy looks?
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>>29470664
Show boob scar
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migraines, psoriasis, cellulite, fat,.
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>>29470958

No. It's not that noticeable, and no one else will ever see it because I plan on being an old maid, but I've had it since I was a baby because the docs had to wire me up.
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>kinda skinny fat (115lb 5'3")
>hook nose
>thin upper lip
>forehead zits
>weird ear lobes
>stretch marks
>gap between first and second toe
>second toe longer
>flat ass
>weird arm scar
>bottom front teeth crooked
>writers wart on right ring finger
>violin hips
>dark elbows
i could go on
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All my fat collects in my upper body. Boobs, underchin, belly, lovehandles, no ass. Also, wide shoulders, narrow hips.
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>>29471039
this post reminded me of all the other things that are wrong with me that i forgot about. thanks friend
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>>29470777
I wish you were right but you're wrong.

I've been treated like shit all my life.

Luckily I've found the solution. Become a tiny girl like pic related and just hide in my bf's pocket for the rest of my life.
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>>29470859
tell us about the pre-normie internet, grandmanon
22m, btw
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small boobs, weak jaw, self harm scars on forearms.
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>>29471593
yes yes, ok, but how is the butt?
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>>29471593
>small boobs

doesn't matter

>weak jaw

doesn't matter, you're a fucking female

>self harm scars

doesn't matter
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You will NEVER date Chad.
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My freckles, the fact that my ribs are visible on my upper abdomen and chest all the time ( I look like a fucking skeleton), under eye creases, the scar on my face, excess facial/ body hair, oh and I'm really short.
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>>29472067
most guys love short girls so you shouldn't be insecure about that
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>>29471968
I don't want to date Chad unless he is just a really great person ( smart, funny, kind)!
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>>29471072
>Boobs, underchin, belly, lovehandles

Sounds cute, be my chubby gf
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>>29472086
But I'm 4'11" short, I get a lot of pedophiles after me it sucks. They want to put me in pig tails, roleplay, etc...
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stretch marks on my hips
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Fembots if you and I were to engage in physical combat, which of us would win?

I'm 5' 11" and weigh like a buck seventy so you've got a good chance.
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How many of you fembots are fat? How many are virgins?
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My nose is gross its small, flat and wide. My hands are large and have weird extra lumps of skin growing on my knuckles called knuckle pads.
My feet are gross and have the same skin condition on a few of my toes.
My eyes are uneven. And the list could go on..
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>>29472112
>tfw no 4'11 short gf

c-can i just pick you up and carry you around places
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>every thread "fembots" have to bring up their boobs

JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU DON'T NEED TO BRING THEM UP ALL THE TIME STOP NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
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>>29472171
Can you lift 97 pounds?
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>big books
>uneven nose bridge
>hairy arms
>overbite due to sucking my thumb as a child.
>overweight

Shit just kill me already
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>>29472243

gladly

bloxroon
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>>29472243
Oops I mean boobs no books
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>>29472227
probably not i am weakling

i can definitely lift 70lbs tho, so just lose 27 pounds
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>>29472284
Wow, really?
I can lift 70 pounds and I weigh 97! You need to lift. Not possible to lose 27, I would look like a fucking Holocaust victim (at least what they want you to believe one would look like). I'm already bony enough as it is.
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Carrying fat in a weird way
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Notice how these chicks just post without thinking and just respond to those that respond to them first.
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>>29472371
>you need to lift

FUCK YOU LOSE WEIGHT FIRST
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>>29470218
>>29469662
this is code for (we just come here to laugh at you losers)
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>>29472446
I'm not going to lose weight for someone who is mean to me!
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Chad here. Any fembots in Georgia? I'll fuck you nice and hard. ;^)
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>braces
>huge dark eyebrows when natural hair colour is blonde
>freckles
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>>29470472
this is normie problems 101
>im going to kill myself because i have a poor self body image
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>>29472523
>the fembot's pussy becomes wet reading this
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large jaw
double chin
pot belly
cellulite
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>>29472638
you could have shortened your post to

>fat

fucking retard
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>bad chin acne
>look pissed off all the time
>too autistic to ever dress femininely

Only ever been in one long-distance relationship and it was emotionally abusive. Never been hit on irl except by some drunk dude. I'm 27.
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I hope all you qts are having a nice day c:
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Either the missing leg or the burn scars.
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im cute og reply
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>>29472791
But you still had a relationship and sex. More than malebots will ever get.
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>>29472791
What guy has ever gaf about what a girl wears? The acne is really the only bad thing on you list.
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>>29472227

>tfw can row 135lb dumbells with 1 arm
>tfw no tiny gf
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My biggest insecurity is my nose. It's just the cartilage on one side raises into a bump, making my nose look awful at angles. My face looks fat in photos. I think my shoulders are broad. I feel fat though I'm not. That's one of the worst feelings.
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>>29472926
I guess but the fact that I'm emotionally scarred by the relationship makes me wish I held on to possibly achieving wizardom instead, heh. Also only had sex once and it blew.

>>29472943
I really have no idea what else there is that repels guys from me. It might also be that I give off a tense aura because I'm socially anxious as hell. I don't smile a lot.
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>>29473170
>makes me wish I held on to possibly achieving wizardom instead
I'm a wizard. Believe me, you don't.
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>>29472998
Oh yeah, and violin hips. Seriously, fuck them, they're horrible.
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>>29469646
my tits, my height, my weight, my face
it's all pretty pitiful
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>>29472890
Car accident?
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>hirsutism. literally a bearded lady + hairy ass crack and everything else.
>bigass areolas.
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>>29473170
I'm guessing that you have no social skills and guys can keep a convo with you. That's all I can think of unless you're fat or something.

I don't wanna come off as a dweeb but I like girls like you. It's whether or not a girl actually adds something to the conversation that I keep trying.
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>>29469646
I'm pretty happy with every aspect of my body now that I'm working out regularly.
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>>29473348
>I don't wanna come off as a dweeb but I like girls like you. It's whether or not a girl actually adds something to the conversation that I keep trying.
How many women do you think would do the same for men with no social skills
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>>29473362
Chad here, would you be interested in having consensual sex?
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>>29473331
>literally a bearded lady

How long is it?
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>>29473257
No, going into a building fire to save some kids. It didn't go well.
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>>29473417
No, thank you. I have a boyfriend and I'm not interested in cheating now or ever. But your politeness is appreciated.
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>>29473419
i shave it every day. you can tell very obviously though. after just 1 day of not shaving there is very noticeable dark stubble. i am not sure how long it would get were i to stop shaving entirely. i think the longest i've let it go is four or five days and i look like an unkempt neckbeard by then, plus it's itchy.
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>>29473415
Not many. I mean, there are weirdos on both sides but who cares about them?
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>>29470862
not really true. WHen I look at pretty but obese woman, she is still pretty but the ugly woman with ugly face is still ugly if she has great body. And even that is often not achievable
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big nose 5head and fucked skin
at least I'm petite
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>>29473448
beta nu-male here, will you allow me in your orbit?
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>>29473331
Saw palmetto has really helped me to get rid of my male pattern body hair. Now it's still there but it grows in thinner, lighter, and a lot slower. I've only taken it for two months too, I think it will work even better with time.
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I'm extremely insecure about my penis. I just wish I was like every other girl.
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how do i find a fembot i'm tall and autistic i can't date normal girls
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>>29473459
The point is "weirdo" women will still find partners, as this thread proves. But one look at /r9k/ proves us "weirdo" men have no chance.
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>>29473530
i'm pretty sure what i've got going on is more extreme than yours.
like my face is comparable to a man's when i don't shave.
the only real option is expensive ($3k+ quoted) laser or electrolysis. or i continue shaving and hiding in my apartment as often as possible.
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>>29473348
Yeah, that's probably the case actually... I often just tend to listen and not ever add too much to a conversation irl. I'm a little better at conversing online but I still tend toward listening than actually contributing to a conversation. I guess that's something I definitely have to work on. I never get approached by guys in the first place though and I've never initiated contact with a guy either. I'm not overweight so I guess it purely is my lack of my social skills holding me back.
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>>29473510
No, I don't make friends online, first of all. Second, I don't make friends with people who are only interested in having sex with me.
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>tfw about to go on vacation
>tfw post on cl to get sex
>tfw post gets flagged and removed before any guys who match my criteria respond

This vacation already sucks.
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>crippling mental illness
>fat body even though I'm underweight (5'3 95 lbs)
>fucked up profile
>ugly big nose
>no ass or tits
>braces so lips are disgusting and resting face is even worse
>scars
i dont want to live any longer
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>>29473599
Would you rather be a manbot that gets no pussy, or a fembot that got one abusive ltr and one shit lay?

>it's a trick question
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>>29473456
That is pretty hard core actually. I don't mind girls who are a bit hairy. Anons often post pic related and that I'm fine with.
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>>29473651
You sound fucking disgusting. Have any males ever shown any interest in you?
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>>29473818
no not really
not surprising
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>>29473651
It's okay, anon. Your body doesn't matter. You have worth no matter what. I hope you find happiness.
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>>29469646
If a girl has a half decent ass that's literally all that is necessary. I remember girls with super ugly faces getting to be stacies just because they had dat ass
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>>29473651
5'3?

Someone didn't drink enough milk as a kid. Top lel
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>>29473707
Fembot. Women have it easier. Always have, always will.

Normies all say sex isn't that great, but that's just an attempt to keep us obedient to the cunts. Sex is on Maslow's hierarchy for a reason.
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>>29473651
>5'3 95 pounds

I want to lift you up and carry you like a baby and dress you in a diaper and feed you like a baby. Would you like that?

I just want to pick up small women like you and cuddle you.
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>>29473853
You're lying. I guarantee I'm uglier than you, but still somehow I managed to get and maintain orbiters when I actually left the house
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>>29473853
>not really

why cant you give a straight answer?

A robot would say No they are repulsed by me
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Heya fembots
I'm 6'4" and muscular
How come I have no gf
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>>29473942
>but still somehow I managed to get and maintain orbiters when I actually left the house

Are you proud of that, roastie?
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>>29473921
You do realuze fembots are all ugly, right? That's why they're fembots.
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>>29473331
Why haven't you bought a home laser hair removal device?
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>>29473942
>I strung guys along with the promise of sex because I'm a whore

Nasty bitch, having orbiters is something you should be ashamed of.
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>>29473651
>braces

How old are you?
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>>29473944
i mean does it count if the last time anyone was remotely interested in me was 4 years ago aka the last time i actively left the house and interacted with people? i don't really count that considering my age at the time
>>29473942
>left the house
>leaving the house
>ever
lol
>>29473921
i dont personally care for that fetish but more power to you if thats your thing
>>29474037
19
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>>29473985

That doesn't bother me. I want to treat a tiny woman like a baby princess, almost like a daughter. Just want to cuddle with them.
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>>29473811
imagine that amount of hair, but coarse and dark and probably longer.
it's more common with dark skinned/indian women, but i'm fair skinned/blond so it's REALLY FUCKING NOTICEABLE.
it would probably get similar to pic related if i didn't shave it.
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>>29474051
>19
>has had guys interested in her before

Get. Out.
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>>29473904
Then hit on one of these trolls and get some gross pussy.

You won't admit it, but you have standards. Normie standards. And you're a virgin because the thought of losing it to some slut that banged 50 dudes or a obese chick wouldn't be good enough for you.

Sex is only worth it if you're fucking at your level. Nobody is a charity case when it comes to sex unless their a genuine addict or a loser that can't be true to their feelings.
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>>29474101
Good luck making anyone get out of an anonymous image board.
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>>29474075

How often do you have to shave?

The thought of kissing a woman and having her facial hair rub against my lips/mouth is fucking gross. I think your best bet of finding a guy that would enjoy shaving you.

Also, a woman with hairy legs is nasty.
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>>29473631

>chicks posting on cl for sex

Yeah fucking right.

What kinda guy matches you criteria Mr. Gaymanpretendingtobeagirl?
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>>29474145
stupid bitches like you always go where you're unwanted
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>>29474101
i mean i was quite young
so i dont really think the feelings were legitimate
besides that theres only been people who live thousands of miles from me who even looked at me twice or bothered to speak to me
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>>29474152
every fucking day, and you can still feel it. it's also made the skin there rough and razor burn-y. i am so fucking sick of it.
my stomach is also hairy in the way men's are, there's some (light) hair on my breasts, my asscrack is hairy, my hands, arms, legs, etc. are hairier than normal, etc.

saving for at least laser on my face, but fuck, it's expensive. i can't imagine dealing with ALL of it, and it's not even guaranteed to be permanent.
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>>29474142
I don't have standards though. Literally no woman has ever been interested in me or even remotely liked me. Even the fat women wouldn't even look twice at me, despite never being fat myself. Whatever it is that people do to get sex, I'm not capable of it. It just seems totally alien to me.
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>>29474220

Sorry for that. As I said, it's probably best if you find a guy that is fine with a little hair and/or likes to help you shave. Only hair you'd have to focus on getting rid of is your face and legs for looking good while going out.

Most men like a little hair on your body, ass, and tits but legs and face is a big no. So don't worry too much about the hair, just focus on things you can improve on like your braces and weight problems and you'll be fine.
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>>29474364
im not the anon with braces/weight problems. that was someone else.

>likes to help you shave
seems really weird.
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>>29474393

Some men have a fetish for shaving women's personal spots and erogenous zones. It's like a form of foreplay. Should be a win-win for you.
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>>29474449
fucking gross. no thanks.
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My eyes, my lips, my nose, my neck, my arms... Everything but my hair pretty much. Any girl would have something to say to this question, even the hottest stacies have some insecurities
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>>29474177
What makes you so sure you're wanted here and I'm not?
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>>29474524

You think it's fucking gross having a guy willingly help you shave your problem areas for you? No wonder you're a lonely fembot.

I like and enjoy making my gf feel beautiful. It makes me feel good to make her feel good and happy with her body. If it takes 20 minutes out of my day to help her shave her hard to get places, and her problem areas, I'll gladly do it. It's an intimate thing we do together and it usually is enjoyable for the both of us. It's like a massage or spa treatment for her and I like touching her body and then enjoying the fruits of my labor.

But whatever, do what you want
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>>29474671
normie pls, this is /r9k/ not reddit, don't remind us of what we'll never have
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>>29474671
helping is one thing. fetishizing is another.
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Any femanons want to chat? I want to understand what posses so many girls to come here. Like if you're actually deformed, or mentally ill, or what.

[email protected]
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I dunno I think it'd be nice to talk to a qt lonely fembot
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>>29474795
>qt
>lonely
>fembot

pick two.
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>>29474805
Lonely qt please
Females aren't all that special desu
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>>29474730
>how dare a man fetishize me

My fetish is to help. Does that upset you? What difference does it make why the guy does it, he's supposed to be your bf doing it.
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>>29474696
It won't hurt you to hear about it. It might even help you.
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>tfw even the ugliest of fembots have a better chance than over half of the male population of this board simply because they are women
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>>29474820
it's gross to me to think of it as sexually charged.
i want innocent vanilla cuddling and sex for procreation. no degenerate kinks.
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>>29475030

The nature of the relationship is sexually charged. I cuddle with her and grab her ass and hold her close to me so her tits press against me. It feels good tbqh
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I think my nose is kinda big and it bothers me. I have a pretty curvy waist but I have slight tummy fat that I really want to lose but it's difficult as fuck. I'm also Mexican so I have naturally thick dark hair and although it's really nice for my head and eyebrows, it's definitely not nice for the rest of my body. I'm constantly waxing and shaving. It's a nightmare
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>nasolabial folds
>short, curly hair I regret chopping
>broad shoulders
>like, 7 weirdly spaced freckles on face
>13 moles on back and shoulders in total, I have tried to cut some out, but it doesn't work well, as they are flat
>womanlet
>weird teeth, front two a bit too big
>extremely masculine jaw
>chest too prominent
>awful acne on chin and jaw
>long beakish nose
>neck is too short
>horrible eye sight, need to always wear contacts or glasses
>poo eyes that are bloodshot
>knobby knees that are scraped up
>mouth is too small

Some day, I might be able to afford the surgical jew.
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>>29474853
How does it help me? I already hate seeing couples in public, pisses me off to no end. It's like they want to rub it in my face

>tee hee we're normies, you'll never be kissed
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>>29469646

>fembots teehee

Fuck off. Not a thing.
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>>29473651
Hello, young anorexic pal-o
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>>29470664
Fat lips>thin lips
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>>29476834
i don't want to be this way :(
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My biggest insecurity is my magnum dong between my fembot thighs.
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>>29477126
>ywn frot with a girl much bigger than you
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>weak chin
>chubby
>scars all over my body
>yellowish teeth
>frizzy hair
>small head in proportion to the rest of my body
>eyes are very obviously asymmetrical
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Most of this issues ITT can be resolved with toothbrushes and losing weight
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My biggest problem is having a large labia.
I'll never have sex, never let anyone see me naked, I'm far too insecure. Make fun of me please.
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>tfw slept with a black guy a few days ago because he bought me nice things
>tfw feel like a whore now

;_;
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>>29478540
I'll buy you nice things and give you love. Stay with me forever.
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>fat
I'm underweight (5'2" ~100 lbs) but not nearly underweight enough. I want to get down to 90 or 95 at most
>manly jawline
I have a really chiseled face but sometimes my jaw gets borderline masculine
>teeth
never got braces. my teeth aren't awful, they're just a little crooked. everyone says it's cute but I hate it
>ribcage
It's too big so no matter how much weight I lose I will look fat
>legs
they're ridiculously muscular naturally and will also make me look fat no matter how much weight I lose
>feet
I have hideous feet, they're not feminine at all.
>hands
I chew on the sides of my fingers when I get stressed out and my hands are covered in rough scars. I'm working on moisturizing them often to make them look nicer though
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>>29478562

You won't love me.
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>>29478599
Yes I will as long as you give me a chance.
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i think you aer all stupid
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>>29478620

I'm short and ugly and have bad teeth, and according to my brother, I'm tainted because of the black guy.
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>>29478665
I don't care about any of this?

All that matters to me is you. :3
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>tfw I consider my own ass-ugly ugliness to be an integral part of myself as a person and removing that aspect existentially terrifies me
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>>29472406
Women ? Thinking? Unlikely.
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>>29478695

Pls save your money and love anon, I'm not worth it
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My snaggletooth
Big ass/big thighs
Nose
Height
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Any girls in NZ want to lose their virginity?
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>>29478764
But you are... I'd love to talk to you.
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>>29473448
But he's definitely cheating on you.
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>pear shaped
>cellulite
>uggo chin
>uggo nose
>small lips/mouth
>asymmetrical errything
>no muscle tone
>uggo teeth
>fivehead
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>>29469646
I would easily an 8/10 if I wasn't

>overweight
>extremely mentally ill
>an incompetent deadweight
>had a scarred back thanks to mental illness
>stretched pussy out with dragon dildos
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>>29478819
but I find all these things attractive...
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>>29478764
Please you're worth it!
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>>29478782
>>29478915

I had sex with a black man for video games and shoes. I'm not worth shit.
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>>29479166
I had sex with a black girl before because I was desperate... I'm just as bad.
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>>29479178

But that's acceptable. I wasn't desperate, I was a whore.
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I wish some of you fembots posted pictures, because for all we know you could be like that girl on Reddit (Anyone got the picture of the girl who claimed she never had a boyfriend and was ugly, although she was a 9/10 at worst and she got a boyfriend literally a week later?)
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>>29479225
I don't care. We all make mistakes.
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>>29479237
girls like that are just out to troll ugly white male incels.

it's like dropping a partyhat on runescape in the middle of the g.e
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>>29479237
what did she look like?
link to post?
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>>29479269

But you'd be making a mistake with me.

I mean, how can you trust I'd reciprocate your love? I might just be out for the free shit.
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>>29479276
I would have posted it if I had the link, googling it didn't work but I know R9K LOVES to post it in the woman hate threads.
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>>29479316
Good enough for me, I'd still give you a chance.
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>>29474220
Why don't you just get laser hair removal for it reatrd
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@ every fembot in this thread self conscious about their brows/freckles, that's literally the hottest shit so get over it

Anyway

>weak/fat/double chin
>androgynous face in gen
>either small mouth or fat face in gen. Can't tell
>ugly teeth
>pug nose
>flabby in gen mainly from waste down

+ (probably) mentally ill/shit social skills/can't hold a decent conversation/nauseatingly boring personality/zero friends

Honestly I can go on and on. I feel like I have crazy crippling insecurities that just make shit unbearable. So basically like every generically insecure bitch up in this joint lol
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>>29469646
My benis

100% original
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Here we go:
>big forehead
>strabismus/nystagmus
>dark, baggy under-eye circles
>crooked nose
>small mouth but big lips
>big cheeks
>crooked, yellow teeth
>scoliosis

r8
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Women can not be robots

I would literally cut off my left arm to marry/date/fuck any one of you.
Even the fatties
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>>29473631
We do rgar because you are only looking for Chad
Go on tinder
CL is a sacred ground for sluts that will fuck absolutely anyone.
Fuck you and your standards
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>>29478807
>pear shaped

But this is a good thing.
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>>29478356
Lemme nibble your roast
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>>29479166
Blackbot here
You're fucking disgusting
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>>29480290
That's because you are pathetic. Do you really need a gf to be happy?
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>>29480202
>>strabismus
Exotropia?
Which eye?

>yellow teeth
Floss, brush, avoid coffee/black tea. It's simple.
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>>29480364
Ik pathetic because I have no standards?
But the moment I have standards then I'm just being an unrealistic bitter virgin?
K
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>women everywhere will hate me solely because I'm a blackbot
>I've never hurt anyone in my life
>I have 4 kittens that I love and provide for
>I'm a pharm school graduate
>but I'll always be a nigger
If it weren't for my babies, I wouldve killed myself long ago.
They need their daddy
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I dislike my body in general, but my stomach, butt, and nose are the worst parts.
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>>29479357

A chance at what?
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>>29480353

At least he had a huge cock. By huge I mean "probably over the 5 inches I'm used to"
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>acne
>gummy smile

There are other things I worry about but these two are the worst. I try to avoid laughing/smiling around people which might be part of why I have zero friends.
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>>29473606

Please be in

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>>29479357

That's sad. Why are you so desperate?
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>>29480964
fuck off roastie go back to facebook
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>>29474928
That's the name of the game. We were never meant to win anon.
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>>29472126
>weigh like a buck seventy
Does that mean 170 lbs? Because I'm a 135 lbs, 5'9" "man".
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>>29480397
I know how you feel when your looks don't match your personality people distrust you, makes it even harder to not be bot.
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kind of fat but not in the cute way
but not fat enough for fags who like fats
too chubby to be deemed average
jew nose
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>>29475826
>like, 7 weirdly spaced freckles on face
>13 moles on back and shoulders in total, I have tried to cut some out, but it doesn't work well, as they are flat

Now that's nitpicking. Is this who has it worse contest or what?
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>>29469646
Just checking in this thread to say that Hannah Murray is my waifu.
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