>be a robot since being a sperm cell >girls wouldn't

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2016-06-22 23:06:14 Post No. 29469211
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Anonymous 2016-06-22 23:06:14 Post No. 29469211 [Report]

>be a robot since being a sperm cell
>girls wouldn't even bunch towards me
>nobody wanted to be friends with me
>they would always make jokes about how robotic I am and how old minded I am
>be now
>girls are always trying to get a piece of me
>always try to flirt or get to know me
>I just blatantly ignore them and fuck up their self esteem
>ruin any kind of pride and dignity they have left with just ignoring them or giving them cold answers
>mfw I can finally take revenge on them with just being myself
>mfw I can finally achieve my goals without any worry

It feels really good anons, the >tfwnogf meme should stop. It is time to be ourselves and ignore the roasties.

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Anonymous 2016-06-22 23:07:45 Post No.29469239
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Anonymous 2016-06-22 23:07:45 Post No.29469239 [Report]

>>29469211

Horseshit. What makes you such a fuckin magnet now?

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Anonymous 2016-06-22 23:08:54 Post No.29469255
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Anonymous 2016-06-22 23:08:54 Post No.29469255 [Report]

>>29469239
I am fit, I earn a lot, I have a mystic job which I can't talk to people about which makes me look mysterious and shit.

I am 26 have a good hair line, good income, good instincts.

And I actually don't know what makes me a magnet. But they just keep coming.

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Anonymous 2016-06-22 23:37:52 Post No.29469923
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Anonymous 2016-06-22 23:37:52 Post No.29469923 [Report]

>>29469211
*teleports behind you*
*taps you on the shoulder*
*teleports behind you again, and whispers in your ear*
"You deceive no-one but yourself. Your soul will never be truly dark like mine."

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 00:47:47 Post No.29471302
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Anonymous 2016-06-23 00:47:47 Post No.29471302 [Report]

>since being a sperm cell

You were just as much an egg.