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Fell for the shemale meme >be me >virgin >decide to
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Fell for the shemale meme
>be me
>virgin
>decide to meet a shemale from Craigslist
>talk to a big tits Mexican shemale
>big ass and big tits
>looks like a hot Mexican mom
>we meet
>nervous she (he) strips and I strip
>sucks my dick
>cum instantly
>embarrassed but I get hard again
>pulls down her pants
>bigger then mine, like twice the girth and about 7" vs my 5.5"
>then pushes me over the bed
>ohshitnigga.jpg
>I thought I was doing the fucking
>to much of a beta to do anything
>lubes my asshole up
>shoves it right in
>I try and squirm away but she pins me down an pounds my ass
>hurts like hell
>feels like 20mins goes by
>cums in my ass
>"oh baby you felt so good!"
>cum drips out of my asshole
>leave in a hurry
>still farting out cum while driving home
>my ass really hurts
>go to the bathroom to wipe away the cum
>cum stains on my underwear so I just threw it out
I'm to beta to even fuck a shemale
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>>29468837
>shemale
>big tits
This usually means they're fake, and fake tits aren't as nice.
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>>29468837
oh boy, I almost feel bad for you
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>>29468837
I would kill myself if I were you
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>>29468837
why does this arouse me so much?
a shemale hooker basically raped you

how much did it cost?
and was she (he) cute?
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>>29468974
I'm good looking but in the twink boyish way, just not to girls.
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>>29469048
was the mexican shemale cute though
that was my question

also you sound cute :)
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>>29469048
>>29469153
answer pls :((
originaloo
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>>29468837
fucking hilarious
At least you're no longer a virgin, right? :^)
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Congrats on the HIV
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You think you fell for the meme? Look at what i have to deal with now! I wish all i had to deal with was a bit of tranny cum in my bumhole.
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>>29470567
W-what is this? Are you ok? What happened?
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>>29470749
I'm just kidding. Those are post op pictures. It gets less awful later on.
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>>29470863
Oh, it's a mutilated man, gross.
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>>29470909
Which was better?
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>>29468837

Stale pasta is stale. I've seen this before.
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>>29470863
Fyfan for ei deilig mannemus
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Why do these stories keep happening

>Oh fell for the dick girl meme to lose virginity
>Ended up getting fucked instead of doing any of the fucking
>The interaction ends with the robot either still a virgin or getting aids and still a virgin.


Why do you people do this to yourselves?
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>>29470567
looks pretty good, it's 2016 I don't see what the problem is here
>>29470863
So brave, such wonderful bravery
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>>29471059
Because they're not true. Barely any trans people top, much less rape betas.
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>>29468837
This story seems familiar.
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OP can't be serious
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>>29471169
IT's called stale pasta.
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