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>tfw somebody stabbed me getting off the train >walked
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>tfw somebody stabbed me getting off the train
>walked the rest of the way home with blood seeping out of my ribs
>sitting here now probably bleeding out
>tongue feels numb and colors are going grey

lmao this is it lads
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lucky bitch
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RIP, OP. Hopefully you got laid.
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Go to the hospital idiot
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>>29467697
I know this is burushito, but I wish this was me, senpai.
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>be american
>get stabbed
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>>29467744
>Bin that knife!
spoiler
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Well, atleast i havent seen the pepe you posted before. Thanks bub. May you be wholesome and complete in your afterlife, whatever that may be.
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>when you unironicaly know this feel
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>>29467697

>me, me, me

Stop being such a self centered asshole. Think about how the other guy must feel having his knife all bloody.
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OP is too autistic to know what to do after getting stabbed. Instead of going to the hospital and getting treated he walks home and makes a post about it on the net while bleeding out.
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Go to the hospital, man
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>>29467697
CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE AND SAY YOU WERE STABBED AND BLEEDING AND LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING IDIOT CALL THE FUCKING AMBULANCE
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>>29467697
The solution is gun control and you should have called the police.

Next
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>>29467697
I'm so happy for you.
It will all be over soon.
All the pain will be over soon.
You can die without suicide.
I wish I was you.
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timestamp or fake nigger
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>>29467697
>no time stamp
>sadfrog.exe

no thanks
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>>29467930
Fuck off faggot
>>29467697
If this isn't a retarded shitpost for attention:
See you space cowboy
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>>29467697
Fucking hell. Call a damn ambulance.

I will extend a prayer to you, for an easy passage into the afterlife. Return to the All-Father, brother and rest.
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>>29467697
>tongue feels numb and colors are going grey
Damn, you're dying.

If you're so stupid that you won't call an ambulance you should at least post how you're feeling up until the moment of death. It'd be very useful to know what dying feels like so I can avoid it.
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>>29467836
Sigh, I know I shouldn't inform retarded normies.

But here I go cause you guys are just shitposting everywhere.

OP wants to die but doesn't have the balls to do it himself, because he got stabbed all he has to do to die...is nothing!

It's a dream come true for any suicidal person. I'd do the same in OP's situation.
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>>29467697

Apply direct pressure on the wound. Fucking clamp down on that with anything soft you have like a rag or a piece of clothing. Lie down and raise your legs. Next call an ambulance. Let them know exactly what's happening. Don't be a bitch about it. Tell them everything. You'll be good. Get better then make a good post about it from hospital bed.
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>tfw robros have died
call 911
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Timepost or fuck off you attention whore
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>>29468227
>>29468222
>>29468213
>>29467930
>>29467903
>>29467836
>>29467735
You guys have the lowest IQ possible.
OP wanted to die, why would he go to the hospital? It's not like he wanted to live, but he didn't have the courage to commit suicide.

Go learn some empathy you shitheads.
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>>29467697
op i love you stay alive
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>>29468263

I'm >>29468222

Damn faggot, I just wanted to know what the stages of death feel like. Obviously your IQ is so low you can't even comprehend a small paragraph of information.
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>>29467697
Godspeed to wherever you're heading, OP.
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Rest in peace, OP. May all your dreams come true in the afterlife.
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>>29467697
I hope you survive and get AIDS.
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>>29467951
I want to suck on that merchants nipples.
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>>29468290
> If you're so stupid that you won't call an ambulance

You're the stupid fucking one, I did read your post. How is he stupid for getting what he wanted? You're a dumbass.
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Remember to wash your ass OP! I wish someone told me that sooner in my life.
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>>29467697
d-did you died?
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>>29467697
Now you're free.
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>>29467697
Call 911 you retard.
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>>29468363
>How is he stupid for getting what he wanted?
Because suicide is a stupid thing from a logical point. I don't care if your life is absolutely shit or not, killing yourself is only a net loss.
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>>29468406
>72 virgins
>net loss
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>>29467697
YOU CANNOT DIE. NOT YET.

LIVE. LIVE. LIVE. LIVE. LIVE. LIVE. OM SHANTI, HEAVEN PRESERVE YOU. THERE IS STILL MORE FOR YOU TO LEARN.
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>>29468263

You can have innate empathy. You have to learn to be intelligent though. OP may be suffering from a mental illness, or intoxicated, or.... or heres a wild fucking guess hypovolaemic shock from the blood loss which may not mean he necessarily wants to die. Don't take everything for an absolute truth and actually use logic you fucking faggot. I bet you sucked alot of dick as a kid because the nice old men would tell you it tastes like candy
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>>29468406
As long as you are alive you are subject numerous involuntary circumstances, completely against your will.

Sometimes you can just die getting stabbed for no reason. Life sounds like prison tbhq familia
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>>29467697
>tfw no one finds your body and you get full of wormies and flies eating your face.
This is my greatest fear to be honest. I panic just thinking about it.
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op is an attention seeking nigger

/thread bois
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>>29467697
post a pic of it lad

>inb4 already dead
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>>29468406
Suicide sounds better than being you.
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>>29468406
>Because suicide is a stupid thing from a logical point.

Actually it's the most logical thing. You die and everything is gone, even your debts are gone.
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>spend last moments of life on /r9k/

What a world we live in.
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>>29467697
>shit that never happened for $1000
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>>29468428
You called me a faggot then proceed to talk about children sucking the dicks of old men.

Keep your pedophile urges to yourself, not everyone is a degenerate and I hope you get locked up someday.
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>>29468483
OP can't move too much, he is gonna leak even more blood and faint even faster.
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>>29468493
>even your debts are gone.

no they go to your children also you get taxed for dying i think
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No relatives left, what happens to my debts if i kill myself
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>>29467697
Cast On Death Cast On Death Cast On Death
REEEEEEEEEP
rip
BUT AT WHAT COST
Orb of Regret
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he's dead jim, thread's over
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>>29468406
>no hope for future
>preventing future suffering
>net loss
sure thing kiddo
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>believing everything you read on /r9k/
honestly though the idea of some robot getting stabbed and having such crippling social anxiety that instead of calling 911 and dealing with talking to and being around doctors and nurses he would rather just come home, shitpost on /r9k/, and die
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>>29467697
>This could be a real post and how an actual robot goes out
You'll be in our hearts for at least the rest of the day.
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>>29468683
I believe the happy wojak in your picture's post is a genuine story.
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>>29468570

Your great granduncle 3 times removed pays for it
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>>29468683
sounds like you didn't finish that thought. You just said "honestly though the idea that this robot would rather do this than that"
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