Let's play a game. Style the newest big thing in your life as if it were a breaking news story title.
BREAKING NEWS : THIS JUST IN, ANON'S ROOMATE GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND HE WROTE A SONG ABOUT KILLING HIM AND TAKING HER
>>29466534
NEW UPDATE ON AN ONGOING STORY
JAVA PROGRAM STILL WON'T RUN CLEANLY; OUR BRAVE HERO FEARS FIRING MORE WITH EVERY PASSING DAY
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THIS JUST IN: BREAKTHROUGH IN ANON'S EXPOSURE THERAPY OBLITERATES ANXIETY FROM INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS
EXPERTS AGREE: THIS COULD BRING ABOUT A NEW CHAPTER IN ANON'S LIFEShare the song OP
>>29466534
This just in!
My girlfriend is slutty for my cum!
>>29467552
Is that OC? That's pretty good OC if so
BREAKING: MAN SPENDS 'YEARS' OF OF LIFE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY, HAS NOT TOUCHED A WOMAN IN THE 2010'S.
>>29467970
This, pretty much, except it's
>Has never touched a woman and is losing his libido.