>that'll be $14.99 plus tip please
>>29466115
Sure... Where do I swipe?
>tfw no dogu to deliver pizzas to me
>>29466137
>Where do I swipe?
In my ass ;)
>tfw no pizza pupper to deliver my thin crust pizza
What did you get for $14.99. I got a 2l, pizza and garlic knots
>>29466115
>"HOLY FUCK.. A TALKING DOG!?"
>...
>"Here's 20 bucks. Keep the change."
>>29466206
I'm sure he has a knot for you m8
>>29466115
>tfw no pizza pupper
The pizza guy made small talk with me yesterday
>>29466115
Even talking dogs are reduced to minimum wage slavery, fuck Obama
>>29466206
the fuck is that brown shit on your za
does he accept bully rubs and kisses as tips
>>29466115
No tip now gtfo before i make you into chinese food
>>29466115
man I want a pizza so bad, I'm on a cut and have only eaten salads, eggs and protein shakes this week.
>>29466498
it's chocolate, you don't get chocolate on your pizzas?
>>29466182
I didn't know this was a feel, much less a feel I can feel
>>29466115
Here's $15. Keep the change.
>>29466115
h-hello wan wan would you like to stay with me forever???
>>29466115
if dogs could actually deliver pizzas i would tip high as fuck because that's adorable
why is this not a thing?
>>29466548
what the fuck
do you have diabetes
>Paying 14 dollars for a pizza
Everything over 7 dollars is placebo
>>29466498
Looks like balsamic vinegar since it's a pizza hut pie.
>>29466662
>why is this not a thing?
because dogs do not know how to find addresses, also the first one you tried it with would wander out into a street and get hit by a car, then you would have a really messy pizza and no one likes that.
Other considerations would be, the amount of time it would take a dog to get a pizza to the average house, how a dog would accept payment, how to keep the dog from eating the pizza.
>>29466760
>when anon logically destroys your dreams of a qt dog delivering your pizza
>>29466760
well no shit they can't directly go wherever, but having an option to have the dog carry it from the car to the door or some shit would be awesome
i'd keep the dog and give him the pizza and then move to mexico to avoid kidnapping animal charges
>>29466794
There are people on this planet legitimately this dumb.
>>29466760
>dogs do not know how to find addresses
normie opinions
>>29466837
sounds like someone doesn't like dogs
>>29466115
>he doesn't walk or drive to the local pizza place to take advantage of carry out specials
>pizza is ready in 15 min and not 40
>get all the Parmesan cheese you want
>free paper plates
Feels pretty good getting fast warm pizza for $7
>>29466854
It's not about whether or not i like dogs
That would literally be a waste of time for both the dog and the person getting the pizza. It would be like if we just started hiring dogs to do every mundane task.
Lets have dogs bring your mcdonalds meal to the table
Lets have dogs drive buses
Lets have dogs fix your plumbing
>>29466895
all of those sound fucking radical
>>29466206
Bananas, raspberries, a few apples, prosciutto and asparagus.
>>29466895
This is a world I wan to live in
>>29466895
How do we start building this utopia?
>>29466895
>Lets have dogs bring your mcdonalds meal to the table
Will save us money and we wouldn't have to pay minimum wage.
>Lets have dogs drive buses
This one is definitely possible you don't need thumbs to drive.
>Lets have dogs fix your plumbing
You need thumbs to use tools. This is impossible
the easier option is for the delivery drivers to just have the dog on a leash and bring him to the front door all dressed up like that with pizza on his back
that would easily double their tips, unless they deliver to a lot of places with black people. black people hate dogs. this is good though, black people don't tip anyway so fuck them
>>29466895
>implying dogs don't already do all that shit
i've had enough of your snide insinuations
>>29466115
>only can tip with petting
>>29466964
sorry dogkin, didnt mean to offend.
>>29466742
Balsamic is the best sauce
>>29466895
Yeah let's
>>29466438
>>29466157
>>29466490
>>29466524
>>29466620
>>29466662
>>29466683
oh shit it's like i'm back on reddit this is fucking sweet! waddup
>Here's 14.99. You don't get a tip you fucking bitch
*slams door in her face*
>>29467034
found the cat lover
please kys
>>29466895
>hiring dogs to do every mundane task
It would help get dogs off the streets and give them jobs so they can benefit society.
>>29466856
this nigger has the right idea
>go to semi-local pizza place
>get buffet for 8$
>small refillable soft drink for $2
>eat until my head hurts
>get more pizza
>wrap slices with napkins
>stuff in my jacket
>have special jacket pizza for later
>>29467027
Oh look, It's a delusional man who actually thinks that reddit is a boogyman out to get him.
Look at him, Look at him and fucking laugh.
Last night I took a delivery
>$45 order
>"lol sorry I can't afford to tip"
If you can't afford to even cover my fucking gas just order carry out and get it yourself please. It's cheaper because you don't have to pay the delivery fee that only about a fourth goes to me and you're not a dick for not tipping your driver
humans have jews controlling the world
what is the dog breed equivalent to jews?
>>29467095
>wagie tears
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29467128
dogs are literally incapable of becoming jewlike because of their purity
>>29467128
>what is the dog breed equivalent to jews?
Cats.
>>29467095
>tipping a human
you're not a dog, would not tip
>>29467222
cats absolutely 100% btfo
>>29466895
is that an argument against it
>>29466895
if that's a waste of time, i don't know what's worthy of my time
>>29467095
I stopped tipping the driver the second i saw a "delivery fee" on my bill.
Either this service is tip based or it isn't. I'm not paying twice for the same fucking thing
>>29466655
What the fuck is wrong with you?
All you do is post that same picture with some autistic shit about "wan wan"'s.
Get help, my nigga
>>29467162
>tightass NEET
we get you got to save up big boy points to even get a soda at Domino's, but c'mon
>>29467303
Buy me a husky and I'll stop.
>>29466856
>>free paper plates
Schlomo, you gotta hide your identity better
>>29467054
How much do you weigh?
Feel free to use scientific notation
>>29466655
I bought bloodborne. Pretty good desu senpai
>>29467344
i'll just say that i'm right on the line for being technically obese for my height
>>29467356
I started a new playthrough today, its so fantastic
>>29467095
LOOOOL, stay mad faggot.
I will NEVER tip a driver for as long as I live.
I already paid the 3.50 delivery fee, fuck paying you more.
>>29467288
They said some bullshit like it pays the insurance for the delivery guy in case he gets shot by some nogs
>it's a dog shill thread
FUCK OFF
lolol I put stupid dog in human clothes so kawaii XD
FUckig kill yourself you children.
>>29467317
Huskies are expensive.
I wanted one, until I saw pups going for like $1300.
I'll be fine with my cat
>boss calls me into his office
>already sweating bullets by the time I make the 15 foot walk to his office
It's never anything bad, either. He's always showing me "funny videos", or bragging about places he'll be visiting. Still, his stern voice yelling "ANON" makes me want to die. I wish I could have a doggo at work. If I ever own a business that requires an office, I'm getting an office dog for emergency cuddles
>>29467303
can you be my wan wan
>>29467403
Dogs are loyal and cool looking.
Also fun to pet.
>>29467377
If I fall off another motherfucking cliff trying to dodge an attack I'm gonna lose it. Are you still doing that click keyboard thingy?
Here have a cool wan wan
>>29467417
If you'll be my gf, I'll be your wan wan
>>29467407
desu senpai
>>29467417
>saving a thumbnail
>>29467434
>If I fall off another motherfucking cliff trying to dodge an attack I'm gonna lose it
hehehe
Yes I'm in bed right now, I only do it in bed.
>>29467421
>dogs are loyal
Nice meme, dogs are brainless wastes of space and are loyal to whatever sap feed them, they are parasites and should be destroyed.
>>29467500
Facts
Original facts
>>29467403
>>29467500
Hey dog hater anon. I'm glad you exist, you remind me that I'll never be as insane as you are about a small subject like dogs.
>>29467473
Jesus lady get another keyboard. I was THIS fucking close to throwing my controller out of my fucking window last night, got brave and didn't save thinking I would be ok but lo and behold I roll off a fucking cliff by accident while reaching in my pocket for my cellphone. My wan wan says hello btw
>>29467500
go knit some sweaters for your worthless cats you faggot
>>29467417
do you even know anything about huskies
they are asshole dogs
>>29467542
>Jesus lady get another keyboard.
>thinking I can afford another wan
> I was THIS fucking close to throwing my controller out of my fucking window last night
>bullying a DS4
????????
>My wan wan says hello btw
Give it a cuddle from me.............then give it to me
>order a pizza
>able to pay online as well
>hear the door bell ring
>no one is there, the guy just the pizza sitting on my porch
Truly the modern age is a robot's paradise
>>29467590
I can confirm this my husky is a little shit but I love her. She has an insatiable appetite for blood. She's always killing my chickens and pigeons. When she isn't doing that she's terrorizing my sheep.
>>29467608
>group of high college kids walk bye
>duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
>take your pizza
>you stay inside like a little cuck
>>29466760
t. Autistic pizza hater
>>29467623
>I can confirm this my husky is a little shit but I love her. She has an insatiable appetite for blood. She's always killing my chickens and pigeons.
Based husky killing worthless birds
>>29467379
They lied. All it does is supposed to cover some of our gas. The rest goes to the company. We have to pay for our own insurance. That's how it is at dominos at least.
I don't care if people don't tip me, someone who's nice and generous will probably make up for it at some point that night. It's the people who say they can't afford it who annoy me. If you're poor you shouldn't be buying overpriced food, learn to cook. That or at least use the cheaper option
>>29467606
Yes, yes I know you're neet jen. Btw why did you quit your apprenticeship? And what was it for again? I wasn't bullying my console, I wanted to but I remembered the control runs about 60 freedombux so fuck throwing it out the window. Will do when I pat my chest she jumps up and gives hugs. Sorry but she's my wan. Just waiting for her stud so I can have more puppers
Pic related. How I feel when playing BB
>>29467667
I don't mean your car insurance, I mean the worker's insurance if you get injured by a customer, weather conditions, etc.
Regardless, just get a better job
>>29467711
>Btw why did you quit your apprenticeship? And what was it for again?
Autism and stuff, it was admin assistant role.
>Will do when I pat my chest she jumps up and gives hugs. Sorry but she's my wan
fuk u
me when playing BB
>>29467533
>dogs
>small subject
There are 10s of millions of dogs in the US, from 2000-2010 the population increased by 9.7% meanwhile the number of shitty dogs increased by 14.7%, this continues to increase. There should not be so many useless dogs that only exist as status symbols and pseudo-children/friends for their pathetic deluded owners. Modern pet culture is sick and has little in common with our treatment of pets and dogs in the past. When people spend thousands in vain attempts to prolong their dogs' life you should know something is wrong. These are NOT wealthy people mind you.
Just imagine the impact on the water table from the amount of shit produced by all those millions of dogs? They are invasive species and the vast majority should be destroyed. Dog fags are not governed by rational thought or reason, they will eat meat every day accepting the slaughter of hundreds of animals just so they may enjoy a tasty steak and yet they will violently decry kill shelters. Those strays are better of being destroyed and not forced to stay alive in hope that some sucker adopts some shitty fucked up stray dog all to salve your half-assed emotions. Dog fags make me sick.
The pet industry has played a part in this rise of pet fetishism and the modern dog owner is deluded narcissistic who values his animal's life over his fellow human beings.
>>29467566
>>29467523
>implying
cats are just as bad.
As usual pet fags deflect criticism of pet into cat vs dog false dichotmoty. Whichever side wins pet fags and pet industry profits!
Huskies are literally an awful breed of dog, the only reason faggots prefer them over any other is because they want to fuck a husky fursona.
They are literally asshole dogs, and if you own one with really hot summers it's literally animal abuse unless you are constantly cutting its coat and brushing it every fucking day.
Which most husky owners don't do because they are lazy failures.
>>29467590
i know something about youyou're my wan wan
>>29467726
I actually really like my job. It takes no experience besides having a driver's license for two years. I make minimum wage which is $10 an hour here plus tips. My hourly wage can be as high as $20 an hour in good night but overall it averages to about $14.50 an hour which is pretty good for a college student living with his mom.
I just like bitching about people who buy pizza even though they obviously cant afford it and should learn that it's a lot cheaper to cook at home. People who just don't want to tip are slightly annoying but I don't care because in the end I might more than other food service ducks even after accounting for gas.
The best part of my job is half of the time im just sitting in my car listening to podcasts while being paid at the same time
>>29467781
Did you spaghetti constantly? Or were you just so anxious you couldn't function?
> fuk u
Implying you would bb.
Fuck the blood starved beast I'm stuck there. Give me some pro tips
>>29467843
I can afford pizza just fine, hell I could afford gourmet steak just fine.
But I don't tip waiters or drivers, ever.
Can't speak for poor people tho.
>>29467923
>Did you spaghetti constantly? Or were you just so anxious you couldn't function?
Both desu
>phone starts ringing
>palm getting sweaty
>face getting hot
>"h-hello COMPANYNAME how can i help"
FUCK PHONES FUCK THEM
>Fuck the blood starved beast I'm stuck there. Give me some pro tips
You can parry pretty much all its attacks.
But yeah just get better :^)
>>29468022
Jesus Christ, I bet you looked like a sweaty mess by the end of the shift. If you can't handle phones how did you deal with all the IRL people when you were in batista? (If I remember correctly).
> git gud
Fuk u
>>29468084
Face to face is fine, I just fucking hate phones.
huehuehue
>>29468127
That's weird, what's wrong with phones? If anything face to face would be harder due to working about body language and eye contact. Phone is so impersonal.
Isn't it almost bedtime in bongland?
>>29467793
aww thanks
this made me feel good
>>29468203
Have a hard time understanding people so phones make it 10x worse.
But yeah its 11pm and I have a busy day of doingnothing tomorrowso good night.
I never will and never have tipped anyone in my entire life, and I will not be cucked by society into giving gifts to strangers for something I have paid for.
Fuck off you entitled pricks
>>29468252
Good night husky-kun
Fuck you robot
>>29467661
>killing my chickens and pigeons
>"my"
killing your other animals doesn't sound based at all
>>29468574
It isn't friend. I need those chickens for eggs and meat, the pigeons are whatever I just like taking care of them.
>>29466760
All I hear is "waaaaah I don't want to try to figure things out!!!11!!one!!!
>>29467056
>let's ostracize this guy for calling us out!
t. reddit
>>29467782
>Whichever side wins pet fags and pet industry profits!
Way to confirm that you have paranoid schizophrenia.
>>29466760
>how a dog would accept payment
in belly rubs
>>29467923
Dude, I've beaten the game like 9 times, and can shit on every single boss no problems but even I fucking hate blood starved
if you're that stuck, just summon Alfred outside the doorway. Every boss past that point besides maybe one is an absolute joke in comparison.
>>29469110
My madden and fps experience don't translate to this game at all.
Thank you based dark master. Will try when. I get home
Have some ass as a thank you
>>29466115
>"i don't order from shitty pizza places, fuck off"
>>29469042
You have nothing to refute my argument huh?
Have to fall back on calling me crazy? Pet industry was one of only industries unaffected by recession. You have been indoctrinated into modern pet culture, imagine being one of few sane people left while the inmates run the asylum. I wish I could fool myself like you do.
>>29468888
Checking those fine digits my friend.
>this thread is about dogs delivering pizza
>>29470476
>>29468888
>>29466115
Post more dogs
original
>>29467303
>get help
>mah nigga
Get out normie
