>no titcow girlfriend
>You will never be breastfed by her
Additionally,
>no titcow artist girlfriend to use her own boobs as a reference
tits are all I think about
This post is original, and no one can tell me otherwise.
>no shapeshifting girlfriend
dsfxxxxxx
You got sauces?
TRULY LIFE IS SUFFERING
So let's say you get a tittymonster/breastess gf.
What would you do to her tits?
>>29465595
Originalio commentario mi famigliano
>>29465768
This de gozaimasu.
>>29465595
this familia to be honesta
>>29466105
Ooh shit, that's gotta hurt.
>>29465595
Probably this.
I just want 20 minutes, just 20 minutes with her.
Trust me.
My boyfriend says titcow girlfriends are overrated. He's happy that my boobs are small. Once you're over exposed to large breasts they lose their appeal. Boobs are only special because western society conceals them. Once you wake up to a pair of big breasts everyday, you start seeing that person for who they really are. Boyfriend likes me for me and didn't try to bang me solely for my breasts so he knows by the time he has sex with me he really likes me.
if big tits were great you'd see guys playing with breasts more in amateur sex tapes. The guy touches them for like 5 seconds and ignores them in the next 10-30 minutes.
>>29466924
>western society
Try civilized society. No ass-loving nigger has ever achieved anything more impressive than banging two rocks together, besides making IEDs.
Enjoy your nigger boyfriend, I recommend only doing anal, because he likes ass anyway, and he will leave if you get pregnant.
>>29466924
Of course hes going to say he likes small tits if you have small tits
You idiot
>>29467187
I disagree. Most "normal" people aren't into big tits like robots are.
I know for a fact that I'd be constantly pawing at my gf's tits if she had big ones.
>>29467187
I hate that shit.
But, that's just me. I'm more of a lover of breasts.
>>29467191
Figures the U.S. is red.
>>29467300
See if you can spot a trend
>>29466924
That's very nice of your boyfriend to protect your feelings from the truth like that.
>>29465057
The worst feeling OP>tfw I will never rest my head on some big ol' honkers
WTF I don't match my country's official preference!!!
>>29467352
FUCK!
I knew I'm living in the wrong state!
Massachusetts.
Wait, thinking about it now if most guys aren't into boobs in my state, meaning my chances of landing a busty GF increases.
>>29467446
It's probably just as well that it isn't. See above.
>>29465057
Sometimes I almost cry when I think about this
Breasts are amazing. My ideal gf would have a very large pair and would induce lactation for even more fun.
I want a very short and petite gf with comically large breasts on her skinny frame. She'd be my milky little cowgirl and fuel all kinds of gains. I'd at least have her producing 2L a day, but I've read of reports of women producing above 3L/day. Whatever I don't drink from the tap will go in my protein shakes since human milk is low in protein. If I ever had too much I'd make cheese and soap from it.
I have a bf and my bf knows tfw no titcow gf.
Sorry bf. I've failed you.
>>29466924
>>29467187
Sorry.
I have a gf with large breasts.
I do wake up to them everyday.
I must admit, I CONSTANTLY touch them.
>even after being together for 6 years
>I'm still fucking obsessed with them
> I know im lucky ;.;
>>29467643
REEEEEEEEES commencing in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
>>29467643
REEEEEE NORMAL FAG GET OUT ME BOARD REEE
>>29467497
>soap breastmilk
I personally would have gone for ice cream, but to each their own.
>>29467643
REEE OOOO REEE OOOO REEE OOOO REEEEEEEE
REEE POLICE DEMAND YOU TO LEAVE
>>29467718
That's another one I'll have to add to the list. I'm not too much on sweets but a little bit now and then would be nice.
>>29465057
tfw I do have a titcow girlfriend
she's 32DDD and obsessed with having her tits played with and sucked every day (and loves being called mommy and giving her little boy handjobs while I nurse)
>tfw titcow gf
>>29467573
It's okay, I still love you, Denise.
>>29466924
Your BF is a fucking liar you filthy roastie.
Of course he's not gonna say he likes big boobs when he's dating a chestlet.
Secretly however he mires all dem big titties he sees, wishing they were his, rather than those pathetic things you call tits.
You are a naive cunt. Props to your BF for lying to you though.
>tfw gf is E cup
>>29469300
>liking cowtits
Why are you even alive
>>29469475
did you mean
>tfw gf is obese
I saw a girl post herself in soc.
God i would ravage her.
Love fatties.
>>29465392
>piercing in nipple
trash
>>29469476
Oh hi there you lowtest faggot, didn't see you there. You busy looking at all those skinny tomboys, telling yourself and your family you're not gay, just not into curves?
Keep telling yourself "I'm not a fan of cowtits" and "real girls are petite and cute". Yet everyone arounds you know you're a stinking faggot. If you were a real man you'd like big tits, big hips and big asses.
I hope you come out of your closet one day anon, I really do.
>>29469498
>skinny girls with large breasts don't exist
End thyself
>>29466924
Once you're over exposed to large breasts they lose their appeal.
you cant be serious
>>29465083
Nice tits, what is their name?
>>29469476
This
Tight firm hairy ass is so much better. Boobs are soft and icky and gross.
>>29467191
Does this mean Argentina really is white?
is tit fucking as appealing as it looks or is it just a meme?
Literally the only reason to wake up.
Having a slim-curvy gf with big tits for her frame is better than having a girl with huge tits and an average figure
E.g. 32-24-34 E cup
Is better than 34-30-34 H cup
>>29470899
Tits on a fat girl aren't even a consolation prize. It's just sad and kind of pisses me off because she makes something so amazing look kind of gross.
>>29470817
Nice tits but why does she leave the stickers on her computer? Very distracting desu
>>29467191
does it mean that argentina is white?
>>29470651
its not true
t. guy that once upon a time had a girlfriend with huge boobs
>>29471048
idk but i've noticed a few girls i know do this
