>be me
>hungry
>have day off from work
>lunchtime
>hungry
>have coupon for free pizza to local pizza place
>their website doesn't explain how to redeem it
>decide fuck it and call them
>remember I can hardly talk to people
>whatever, it will probably be better without having to look at them.
>wrong.png
>can barely speak when guy picks up
>however, neither can he
our conversation went something like this
>"w-welcome to [pizza place] will this b-be deliv-very or takeout?"
>"I-I-I-I'd like delivery, p-please"
>"O-ok, Can I have your a-a-address?"
>Give me address, mumble so he has to ask again, making it super awkward
>He mumbles too
>"W-would you li-i-ike to hear our specials?"
>"haha about that, I h-have a c-coupon for a free large pizza"
>"Is it- like a paper?"
>"N-no, it's on like a postc-card"
>"You can just hand that to the d-driver"
>all of this was for nothing then
>awkwardly order pizza
>timepasses.org
>knock at door
>pizza's here
>"H-hi I-I-I have your p-pizza"
>recognise the voice
>it's the same guy from the phone
>poor bastard is probably the only guy they had working that day
>"T-thank you, h-here is a tip!"
>"Thanks, e-enjoy your pizza."
>"y-you too."
>pizza was delicious
At least I think he had some kind of social problem. He might have just been retarded.
>be me
>right now bumping outcast anons thread despite not reading any of it
>go on /r9k/
>everybody but me seems to be debauched and insane
how come there are no sane social misfits on this board, everybody but me is shit
>>29464705
i kek'ed OP
you should have sexed him
>>29465382
just w8 a bit longer...
>went to detox
>talk about bitcoin
>and tor markets
>>29465382
I feel your pain.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only social misfit who is also a misfit among misfits because my hobbies are about things like cars, fashion, art, abstraction, literature and engineering rather than cartoons, comic books, movies about implausible characters and hating sexually successful people.
>>29465603
Your fedora tipping is off the charts, man.
>>29466139
see this is the thing, I actively try not to be a neckbeard. The majority of you losers are smelly people wearing bad clothes that have some video game graphic on it or some ill fitting waistcoat or even a full suit. Then you all complain about not fitting in while simultaneously being complete copies of eachother.
I'm not trying to be some 'gentleman'
I got dragged to a comic book store by a friend of mine that was filled with people like all of you and I could sense the derision and the fact that everyone was looking at me clueless about what I'm staring at thinking 'normie scum'. Yet every normie friend of mine is into the same lame thing and behaves the same and looks at me like my interests make me some kind of weirdo.
Please dont get me started on fedora's that misguidedly hark for another time
>"Thanks, e-enjoy your pizza."
>"y-you too."
gets me everytime
Literally every day.
>ex-gf is my roommate
>let's me live here free
>she did porn, escorts part-time, and sugars to pay for grad school
>pays all of our bills that way
>I'm too broke to move, she's too broken to move on
It's a really weird arrangement.
>>29467443
Seems pretty cool to me.
Stay weird bub
>>29467494
I sometimes am treated to the sounds of her bringing a client home and humping him in the next room. I usually try to be out of the house at that time.
>>29467313
This post is major projection. You are obviously a bitter triggered little sperg, why don't you tippy tippy your little fedora some more, NECKBEARD? I smell the arrogance coming off you and you are a loser.
>>29467443
Do you do housework and shit? Are you literally a housewife for a hooker? Movie when?
>>29467531
>Do you do housework and shit?
I make dinner half the time. The other half she makes great Mexican food.
>Are you literally a housewife for a hooker?
...kinda.
>Movie when?
I dunno if it's very movie-worthy.
>>29467443
Do you still have sex with her?
>Met guy who sometimes lurk on this site.
>Failed normie.
>Wants to get into stand up.
>All he does is drink.
>Uhh
>All he wants to do is get drunk.
>Umm... No this isn't okay.
>Quit hanging out with him.
Seriously, other socially awkward people can be just as shitty as socially well adjusted people.
Just because a loser meets another loser doesn't mean they'll be friends.
>>29467669
Yes. She's always horny after work because her customers don't get her off.
>>29467522
Damn right I'm triggered
I used to be that disgusting autistic slob before I picked my life up and moved on, gained some social skills and tried to fit in to normal society. On a surface level I haveall the trappings, friends, a gf, an education and all the other various things that appear to make one normal yet somehow I'm still on an entirely different wavelength to every human being I've met, there's no escape.
I just want to feel like someone shares things with me.
I can't recall interracting with other social misfits recently. I haven't left my house in over a month, so that narrows down my chances of meeting any. Non-recently though, about 5 years ago I was at a house warming for a friend (my normie friends own houses and are married now). We were getting ready to go to sleep after eating all of the host's food and drinking all his alcohol. I was talking to one of my friends about the comics we liked, we had similar taste. We were getting pretty into the discussion when this normie girl, who I had no idea existed till then, scoffs at us and calls us nerds while moving her bedding to another room. She was so disgusted by us talking about comics that she couldn't sleep near us.
>>29467755
Not that guy, but that was your problem. You fell for the meme of """normal society""" and is still didn't fulfill you. You believed in this collective myth of normalcy that people force on each other to maintain some false semblance of order.
