What would you do if you woke up tommorow as a 10/10 black guy?
>>29463644
>What would you do if you woke up tommorow as a 10/10 black guy?
Kill myself
watch anime and play video games desu.
Smoke some weed and play videogames.
Nothing different desu
Use my new melanin to trick and murder niggers for the rest of my life.
I will fight for the white race, even if I am no longer a part of it.
grow an afro
purchase a silk suit
make a soul/ doowop group
>>29463644
Chad it up. I'd just be a more attractive version of what I already am.
>>29463895
this guy stole my damn answer.
Kill myself because I'm a nigger.
>>29463644
I would go and look for white woman for my BBC.
>>29463644
>10/10
he's a manIet
>>29463644
Fuck OP's sister, mom and granny at the same time.
>>29463955
How can you tell? Tbh
>>29463644
>play fighting games
>watch anime
>fuck white girls
>weekly workout
>affirmative action
>make gibsmedat youtube videos that earn me dosh
>live the NEET black life
Here's what would happen:
a) my wife would freak out
b) try to tell her that it's me
c) of course, doesn't believe me, calls cops
d) arrested and questioned about where I hid the husband's body
e) convicted because this is Kentucky
f) life in prison while wife tries to move on
Horrendous ending
>>29463667
I was going to make this exact post word for word, so yeah this
>>29463644
Be the whitest black man possible
>>29463644
Spread Jesus's word :3
There are no 10/10 black guys. Nice try though.
>>29464306
This was just Barrack Obama, right?
White chicks
Nigger
>>29463644
Go to college parties and fuck white coal burners on the volleyball team
Do i wake up with their 10/10 charisma as well?
>>29464570
Where did you find this picture? :)
Oririginal
>>29463644
>nigger
>10/10
i am laffin. Niggers have an automatic -3 due to skin pigmentation and -2 for utter shit attitudes.
>>29464741
>niggers
>charismatic
Implying "Heyy wite bitch wan sum dis blak dik" is masterful charisma.
Kill cumskin bitchboiz and see them driven before me
Also bathe in the lamentations of the women.
>>29465251
-2 for utter shit attitudes.
"Heyy wite bitch wan sum dis blak dik" is masterful charisma.
>implying all blacks act like thisI M P L Y I N G
wew
All negroes btfo'd tbqfh.
>>29465471
>meet charismatic black guy who didn't talk like a nigger
>turns out to be a sociopathic narcissist
What do?
>>29463644
Try and get an amazing job
>>29465471
Confirmed for either delusional negro amigo or having spent no time with negros.
>>29463644
Assuming that the rest of the world adjusted as though I'd always been black....I guess I'd just take advantage of being attractive and try to build a social life.
>>29465471
Femanon here
Can confirm. That is how blacks hit on us.
>>29463644
Become a model or something.
I would never let a woman touch me because of the way they treated me when I was a skinny blackbot.
Become a criminal like all subhuman niggers.
>>29463644
>>10/10
>>black
what the fuck are you smoking
>>29463644
>be uncut and get a cute white bf
>>29463644
First accuse small white bois of calling me a nigger then try to get layed
>>29464126
g) go to jail
h) get even more buff
I) get boipussy every hour if you want
j) get out
from here your life could go many directions but none of them are bad.
Is it possible for a socially awkward guy to get to live something like pic related?
I mean, if I radically change my life, will I ever be able to post such a pic to social media with me instead of this short nigga?
Does "fake it till you make it" actually work?
>FYI I'm white, a 7/10, 180 cm tall and thin
Walk up to the first hot white chick and say: hey babe want some fuk? After the coitus I would do the same thing I'm doing now.
>>29464126
>a) my wife would freak out
Nope, she'd be happy that she can get her bull at home and not have to navigate the streets of he Chi looking for some good jamal dicking
>>29463644
i would start my day with breeding 5 white women, each who pay me $500 for my potent nigger jizz in the hopes that they have my babies
>>29465570
Just a blackbot that doesn't indulge himself in black culture passing through.
>>29463644
call people niggers over the internet- oh wait
>>29463644
apply as a model for BLACKED
get tatted up
join a gang
play san andreas IRL
>>29466021
You're a rare breed. Thanks Tom. You're the best.
>>29463644
would immediately go stealing bikes
Join a church, start getting my life together, don't do nuffin
A lot of you guys would love to be him for awhile, come on now.
I want niggs out of my country but that guy would get more pussy than I ever could.
it would be the best day of my life really, i'm a skinnyfat 20 yo khhv neet and everyone hates me so i would feel like a KANG in tyrone's body, everyone except skinheads would love me i'd find a gf and make sure she doesn't only want bbc, but that she likes my white personality
i would smoke weed and hang out with other black men
>>29463644
Get into modeling.
Have gay sex with those who are into the BBC.
Never be unhappy ever again.
>>29466308
I'm you, except not NEET, or white- I'm black.
If you had a Tyrone body, you could get just about any girl.
Even as a skinnyfat white NEET you can get plenty of girls.
Stop whining
I'd devote time to studying the history of Western Sub-Saharan Africa and bringing it to the light of day.
Fuck the Moors, fuck the Egyptians, the true kangz are woefully neglected and the cultures of that part of the world could make for some rich inspiration for story-telling purposes.
>>29466461
WEoregano memes
>>29466444
i don't get why you're hating on me it's not like i think just being black gets you girls, it's being built like a bodybuilder, sure i would feel like myself more if i was chad instead of tyrone but i don't really care i don't think race matters that much i think a fit tyrone who has his shit together gets a job easier than i would
pic related, if even chad got "plenty of girls" in my body i'd be real fucking impressed
even if i started working out now nobody would look at me for at least 3 years, and i'm pretty autistic so i would have to have at least 11/10 body to make up for lack of personality and ugly face to get a gf
>>29466636
WUZfemanon here
>>29466461
>history
>western sub-saharan
no such thing, brah. History depends 100% on written records. Niggers are not smart enough to invent written language. 100% of pre-colonial nigger history is ooga booga campfire fairy tales which is as much history as sandals are a mass transportation system.
>>29466650
I don't hate you, please don't think that.
I just want to you understand that you can get plenty of women just because you're white.
Weeb black girls, regular black girls, Asians of all types, even other white girls will want you, regardless of your body.
Try being a blackbot and hated by everyone you've ever come across.
If you feel insecure about your body, what's stopping you from hitting the gym?
Sneak into your local university gym if you have to, no one checks ID anyways.
Or just workout at home and jog around the neighborhood.
>>29466710
why are fembots always so racist?
do you think t makes you fit in better?
it doesn't
>>29466710
KANGZ!supreme meme
>>29466716
I heard somewhere, forgotten where, that past decade or two someone figured a way to into archaeological for temporary structures
I imagine that opens a lot of windows.
>>29466650
that is one of the ugliest bitch made bodies that I have ever laid eyes upon. How do you become like that? You look like a woman but not quite
>>29463644
get on 4chan and shitpost
>>29466735
Hehe! Oh anon!
I like clean, white penis not dirty, nigger cock! :)
>>29466791
Why would I want some white "woman" that will look like a leather couch by the time she's 20?
>>29466816
Why would I want a shit colored cock to eat when I can have tasty white man meat?
>>29466761
There are ways to use archaeology to guess what people did in unrecorded times, but this is abosultely not even an approximation of the accuracy of written original records. There will be no names of families, tribes, or individuals. There will be nothing to suggest what kind of a social system they had. There will be no poetry, no art, no political treatises. We can only know as much about niggers as we can know about other wild animals through archaeeology -- where they lived, what they probably ate, how many of them there were. We can only study them like we study dinosaurs, not like we study humans.
>>29466834
Have all the white meat you'd like, roasties.
Just stay out of my life, thanks.
And don't ever reply to me again.
apply for a position on BLACKED
>>29466735
i went to the neighborhood gym for 2 weeks (6 times or so) at closing hour and it was just me there so that was cool but the sixth time i went there there were three big 38 or so year old bodybuilders and i waited in a different room on a treadmill for 15 minutes but they weren't leaving any time soon so i left and never came back
if i had my own private gym like hollywood actors have i'd have worked out for 5 years now but my anxiety is too bad
i've been going running for four months now or so but that doesn't grow muscle even if i'm slowly slowly getting back to twig tier, maybe i'll be actually skinny again in a year i gained 30lbs in a two years after finishing high school and becoming a neet
>tfw bought into the "you're tall so you will get a gf" but see manlets everywhere with gfs
ha
>>29463644
>make a fetlife account
>BBC Bull
>Get free pussy
For more information, visit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EwzisBEHc
>>29466859
Just go visit a trailer park if you want some white pussy :)
>>29463644
he din du nuffin, he be havin ADHD, he be a teenaper, he be retarded he dun do know bettur
>>29466908
I don't like my pussy inbred, but thanks for the offer.
>>29466898
It doesn't work like that
>>29466845
for some reason I want to and don't want to bother taking the time to respond to you beyond stating I'd be quite optimistic for the storytelling at least, given relative safety and translation.
>>29466898
i'd be really shitty to the guy too, educate him about how he is an embarrassment to his race and so on
>>29466966
You're really this jealous you can't get any classy white women? Hehe :)
>>29467000
nice trips
>>29466966
yes it is.
>>29466966
http://thecampuschronicleasu.com/is-incest-related-to-race/
>>29466886
How much are you eating though?
I just have some 15 and 25 pound dumbbell pairs that I got for a few bucks off craigslist.
Combine that with ab workouts and running, you're A+.
You don't need a hollywood gym to be fit.
Gratz on the running tho.
How far do you usually run?
How much are you eating every day?
the "tall guys all get gf's" is the same as "all black guys get white pussy" meme
I'd go get a nobel prize n' sheeit.
>>29467129
i run for 30 minutes so something like 3 miles i'm not very fast i never did any sports outside of mandatory gym class
i mostly eat unhealthy shit which is why i gained that much fat like pizza and kebab on alternating days, i'm planning on starting some sort of lifting when i get down to 10%bf (that's what /fit/ said you should be before you start bulking)
i live with my parents so i mostly have to eat microwave meals which aren't especially healthy and i don't really know how to make food myself anyway i'll have to look into it
i mostly eat just as unhealthy as before but now i just keep a mental count so i don't pass my upkeep which is like 2500kcal, i know it's pretty dumb and slow but i'm picky with what i eat
>>29467335
Don't listen to the feral pavement ape
http://www.active.com/health/articles/why-too-much-running-is-bad-for-your-health
>>29467335
Yeah, you eat way more than me.
I can barely manage a meal a day without throwing up.
Keep at it tho
We're all gonna make it, brah
>>29467395
I'm Kenyan, so my body is designed for long distance running
>tfw passing the white boys in high school track
>>29465251
And yet there are still blacks getting laid unlike you with that handicap.
You do realize that only makes you look even more pathetic, right?
That was a rhetoric question.
>>29467586
My fiance says you're wrong, d00d.
>>29467641
Your fiance's bull begs to differ.
>>29467701
Well meme'd. You sure showed me.
demand free stuff and privileges. blame white people for everything, especially if it's my fault.
>>29463644
Suicide. I'd rather die that live a nigger. Hell, I'd rather be reborn as a literal gorilla than a nigger.
>>29466021
>Blackbot
Wew lad, niggers aren't bots.
I would be the biggest Uncle Tom that ever was.
>What would you do if you woke up tommorow as a 10/10 black guy?
Probably end up killing myself because my only reason to live is my gf and she said she would never date a black guy because they aren't attractive to her
>>29467897
das wat deys all say befo' dey get a taste of da BBC tho
>>29467855
Karmic rebirth
>>29463644
I try to explain to my acquaintance friends and relative that i am me. might be a little hard since i am not black. after that i'll try to somehow get a new picture for my government document.
>>29463644
I'd finally have the courage to kill myself
>>29467920
Retarded concept, you fucking pot addict.
>>29467897
>because THEY weren't attracted to HER
Lol and she decided to settle with you? You got such a catch there, bud.
>>29467910
How about you actually read the posts you're shitposting to you dumb fuck.
>>29467897
Why don't you just rape her?this is every girls fantasy btw
>>29463644
I'd have a panic attack and not know what to do. Most likely I'd lock myself in my room for as long as I could to try to keep my mom or brother from seeing me. I guess they'd probably bust in after a few days and call the cops when they see a nigger in my room. I'd go to jail for being a nigger in a white person's home uninvited. They'd think I was insane when I explained that I woke up as a nigger and probably accuse me of murdering myself and hiding the body in some sort of delusional fit. Hopefully I would be allowed to stay in a comfy mental ward instead of prison.
>>29463644
I would raise a healthy black family with peaceful parenting and leave white people alone.
>>29463644
Wait. I've heard of this story.
>>29463644
Fuck my oneitis, I'm already black, just ugly.
>>29469395
kek'ed very hard here anon
