>beat depression by just smoking weed and being myself
it's literally that easy
>depression is real
i'm tired of this fucking meme.
>>29463361
what if I cant get weed?
>>29463361
yeah it was for me too, but you'll keep smoking and in a couple of months you'll start to feel that even weed doesn't help relieve the weight of the universe
Yeah, I stop being depressed when I'm high, but it comes back the moment the high wears off.
Being high 24/7 isn't really feasible. Even if I could afford that.
>>29463420
Being high 24/7 is more affordable than a gf by 3x lol
>>29463387
like really, what is this meme. how do """""robots""""" get all these drugs?
>be me
>tfw no gf to poach my jar of weeds and smoke for free
:)
>>29463448
I dont like in america
I dont go outside
I dont have any friends
the weed meme is for fucking normies ree
>>29463471
Dude there's nothing wrong with indica strains, quit being a baby.
>>29463361
Plenty of people have panic attacks and think they're dying when they smoke weed.
Weed is mostly harmless, but it still has downsides.
>weed literally cures cancer and depression and is entirely healthy because it's like, natural lol!
Addict logic
>>29463507
I know. Both are good, you're just spoiled because Sativa is fluffier and usually tastes a little better.
>>29463443
Then I couldn't afford 1/3rd of a gf.
>>29463483
>the weed meme is for fucking normies ree
where would one even start? I'm serious. Just walk down to a bus or gas station and start asking degenerates, homeless, scumbag teenagers?
How would I know that what they gave isn't grass clippers from a mower or some pesticide junk that would turn into a drooling potato.
Here's a trick most people don't follow - DON'T smoke it after a couple hits, don't smoke the coals just dump it out.
Some people smoke it down until it's fluffy grey ash, that's how you get headaches.
how do i avoid panic attacks while smoking weed ?
>>29463548
just be urself!
cmon anon, we are all robots here!
go and see your friends, they can hook you up!
>>29463443
>>29463543
i don't get this math someone explain
>>29463582
Smoke alone in a private and safe place, like the basement. Have food and drink before you smoke.
>>29463398
I wanna feel that weight, I want to go crazy with the thoughts all people ignore and sedate themselfs to avoid, solitute is the ultimate test for Man, and the kind of suffering that comes from it is the ultimate proof that you are a strong human being.
Improve yourselfs, pick up an instrument, start reading quality books, stop turning on your fucking TV, start listening to good music, refuse the cancer that society feeds us to numb us into servitude.
Love your life and live for yourself and you will gain something bigger than the happyness any human being could ever give you. I hope I could cleanse some parasites that haunt those on the road, most don't even realize they are on the road, and I will not help you out of pity, but I will shove those parasites that feed on those who are lost on the road.
>>29463591
>guy is expected to take girl out to dinner etc etc
>just buy some weed instead lol
If GF is a smoker too then date nights are:
>score a bag for the weekend
>go shopping for munchies
>chill and smoke
>>29463591
I guess what anon was saying is you can be high all the time and it'll still be cheaper.
I'm high from the minute I wake up to the minute I fall asleep. I spend about $40/week on weed. I don't particularly think it's good, but I suppose it is cheaper than a gf.
>>29463448
Get lucky I guess. One day a sketchy ass guy literally just started talking to me about weed.
> ay you smoke bruh?"
>uh...y yeah I guess
>"aight mane hmu if you need a lil sum"
> he gives me his phone number
reliable weedman ever since
>>29463448
i got my diagnosis from a chinese medicine practitioner and got my medicine from the dispensary
>>29463361
Just don't forget to smoke more in case of relapse.
>>29463686
You are german by any chance, living near the border? Sounds like my hometown.
>>29464108
>Oldenburg
laeuft geht ja noch von der entfernung. dann scheint wohl das amnesia wohl eine deutschlandweite plage zu sein. koeln hier
>>29463624
you speak very cryptic, but i feel like im on the road.
>>29464227
nope, keine unge hier
>>29463686
Gsc is an indica strain...
who /bong hits/ here
i like a nice blunt or a big fat cone but my double barrel bong is gettin me stoned (home skillet) (there's water inside don't spill it)
>>29463361
>be depressed and anxious about the future
>don't know what to do, big changes, lots of uncertainty, disappointed by people I thought I could trust but who treated me like I'm nobody to them
>try all kinds of drugs to relax but my tolerance is way up and it doesn't really work anymore
>start to smoke heroin 3-4 times a day three days ago
>feel content, relaxed, even slightly happy and optimistic, no anxiety or depression
>currently doing paperwork, filing stuff away, filling in forms, cleaning up my room
>start to make some plans for the future to reconnect with some people, I was afraid of the awkwardness and possible rejection, but now I'm just chill
>this is the best I've felt in a long time, so functional and mild and pleasant in every way
I'll stop once I run out which should by by the weekend at this rate.
I wholeheartedly recommend heroin. For me it seems to be the answer to every problem I have.oh dog what done
>>29464518
>heroin
>making plans for the future
Get ready to visit hell when you run out
When I'm depressed weed does the complete opposite for me.
Weed usually just makes me paranoid about my behavior.
>>29464563
I won't be physically dependent and I'm sure I can handle a little bit of psychological withdrawal.
>>29464574
I don't want to stop, but I'll stop anyway, because I don't want to get addicted.
>weed used to cause me some moderate anxiety
>got worse over time, but continued to use
>has come full circle and now induces depersonalization and mild ego death, which is the ultimate anti-anxiety because it physically reassures me that my ego is not the only "me"
Weird, but feels super fucking relieving to not only know, but *feel* that the universe isn't some mystical prison bent on fucking me personally (my ego) in the ass. You can't get more anti-anxiety than this, it is ridiculously comforting and instantly absolves all of my worries and anxieties. Try to keep smoking if you get anxiety from weed, it may wrap around itself like it did for me.
>tfw the only mind-altering substances I have access to are alcohol and oxycodone
>tfw I would do oxy on the daily but I'm paranoid and last time I did it I thought I was about to die, plus I don't wanna get an opiate addiction
>>29464593
>a bit
It will probably be a lot worse than you think
>>29464518
>smokes heroin
>doesn't want to get addicted
bad news m8
>>29463361
>CHARGED WITH DRUG POSSESSION
LITERALLY JUST FUCK MY LIFE
>>29464623
>open case for buying weed online
Just matter of time when I end it
>>29464619
I'll blow my brains out with LSD, that usually does the trick.
>>29464671
You don't get noticeable withdrawals after like a week, you'll just feel a bit shit for a day, two days top.
>you dont even want to stop
Why would I? I'd do other drugs daily if it was feasible. Drugs feel good, so why would anyone want to stop rather than being forced to stop by side effects and circumstances?
>>29464673
Well, if its really not that hard for you, then good for you
But it will still kill you one day
Only sport (exhausting physical activities) can beat depression, but only as long as adrenalin and endorphins are flooding your brain
>>29464761
If my life doesn't get noticeably better within the next year or so, I'll end it myself. Perhaps I'll blow my savings on heroin before though, this is really more pleasant than I expected, but at the same time rather subtle and nothing like the 1000 orgasms propaganda, but then again I'm just smoking it.
>>29464811
>Emskirchen
>nach Franken gehen
Ahahahaha
Pfui Deibel
>>29464811
>Emskirchen
Dont forget your axe:^)
>>29464816
At least dont talk about it like its a good thing. I know it makes you feel better, but that shit destroys lives
>>29463548
get diagnosed with glaucoma and get medical marijuana kek
>>29464924
Okay, I'll shut up about it.
>>29464915
>Drachenlord
Neukrebs
Habe ich gekonnt ignoriert.
Ich gebe mich nicht mit Fettsaecken ab.
>>29463361
>DUDE WEED lmao
>DUDE just b urself
Normie the cure
>>29463361
tfw my dealer got got, and i can no longer get high since i don't know anyone else that smokes or sells, and don't like going outside
>>29464945
>Loserbernd
WHY ARE YOU HERE TOO TELL ME THIS IS A RAID YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHY ARE ALL THESE CANCER RETARDS ON MY SAFE HAVEN R9K
>>29464930
I don't live in the republic of burgers tho. medicinal marijuana is years away from being legalised and if it does go through in my state (which is basically never ever) it'd be so heavily regulated and hard to get, that I'd be better off just taking my chances with the some shady meth tweaker down at the 24 hour k-mart.
How do I get a new dealer? Does ordering a pizza and asking the delivery man of he knows anyone work?
>>29463387
>>29463448A friend buys his from the deep web
Bitcoins and hidden wiki are your friends pot seekers.
>beat depression by drinking coffee and jerking my weiner
>>29463624
>Improve yourselfs, pick up an instrument, start reading quality books, stop turning on your fucking TV, start listening to good music, refuse the cancer that society feeds us to numb us into servitude.
why?
>Love your life and live for yourself and you will gain something bigger than the happyness any human being could ever give you
what if living for myself/loving my life entails just getting high and watching cartoons? like i don't care if i look good or if i know how to play guitar, why would "improving myself" by society's standards of improvement be living "for myself"?
>tfw smoking, browsing 4chan and listening to music
Nietzsche hates me, but I don't care.
>>29464593
That's the spirit. You will catch that dragon one day. There is always buttchugging if you don't want to move on to syringes.
>Beat depression by pretending and acting like I wasn't depressed
It's literally that easy, no need for lobotomy pills or to fry your brain with drugs.
>>29465484
Try it anon and get back to us. Interested in seeing the outcome.
>>29463361
It helped with mine and my anxiety for a couple years, then it started fucking with me till my head was in a bad place. Quit a year and a half ago, still done it's damage though.
>>29465484
it's pretty easy if you dont look like a snitch
>go to store and buy swishers, if anyone else buys blunts try to make small talk with them
>yik yak app
>local smoke shop
>>29466326
>yik yak
Rather not meet up with the police officer.
>>29465511
I know nothing about how to navigate this place and no knowledge of how it would reach me honestly. Ty tho!
>>29464593
>I'll stop anyway because I don't want to get addicted
kek
that's what everyone says when they first start
I've never seen anyone just "stop" using opiates. ever notice how rare it is to come across a 40-50 year old junkie? they either got sober or they died. an opiate addiction is a death sentence.
but you probably won't listen since you're the mystical .01% of users who are an exception
>>29465086
Ayyy lmao
I have been here since the end of 2008.
At that time you most probably still pissed your bed.
>>29466418
Only 25% or so of people who try heroin become addicted. Don't be silly, addiction isn't magic. People just ignore how it works and think the rules don't apply to them, or they're plain self destructive.
By the end of next week my worst stress will be over and I'll be able to cope without getting high so often. If not, I'll go back on my medication. I've been doing this for years.
Thank you for your concern though.
>>29466351
>a police officer is going to bust someone trying to BUY pot
>being this autistic you can't just use weird slang and never say "weed" or "pot" and feel out if they're real or not
Have legit found 2 good dealers off yik yak, scale it out, good bud, everything.
>weed smoking normofags post on my board
>>29463548
Google search weed strain and it will show you what weed looks like. Very distinguishable from grass clippings
>>29463361
Yeah i've worked past depression, but stumbled into another problem which is im unmotivated, disinterested, everything seems bland to me, im also still numb to other people.
>>29466934
Sounds like you are still depressed.
Anhedonia is a real bitch.
>>29463548
Cops sell weed out the evidence locker but you have to say da vinci before theyll sell it to you
>>29463582
Play really loud music with a strobe light on find red and blue lights they help
>>29466959
No im pretty well content i just stay bored
No, I still get depressed and over think shit if I don't have a distraction. Weed is great for watching anime and masturbation though, shame I don't have any.
>>29463624
Beautifuly said. Although sometimes the failed attempts can get you so down that you start thinking you aren't ever going to make it. :/
>>29463361
But I don't want to smoke weed or drink alcohol or masturbate what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckckckckckckckckckck there has to be another way
>>29465249
I'm sure you can get yourself some K2
Weed gets boring so fucking fast though.
>>29467150
Best way is trying to make it. Keep trying at life and roll with the punches. It gets hard as shit sometimes but it certainly wont fuck you over like all the easy way out drugs and fapping.
>>29463519
It isn't addict logic, and there have been no recorded deaths from marijuana use; it's only bad for you if you smoke it.
>>29463624
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>>29467411
Fuck off tripfag. Fuck, i probably got AIDs just by replying.
>>29467146
There is only one truth, and that is that everything is meaningless, most people that have seen this truth, either through their knowledge or experiences, become scared of it, it is the curse of existing, you realize that all life is are but constant suffering on a meaningless existance.
Most people do not realize this, their brains won't accept that this is even a possibility, they seek refugee in society & religions, but for those virtuous who have SEEN the truth, there is no going back.
These are the ones who will suffer the most in their life, unable to go back to the matrix, unable to see any value in connecting with baffoons that compose human society, the happiness that others feel through connecting with someone, or belong in their community is impossible for the Virtuous, but you must not deceive yourself, you can never go back, their tables of values are weak and void when faced with the TRUTH so they lie to themselfs and happily live like apathetic sheep, truly disengaged from the purest form of suffering - solitude.
Solitude will breaks all weak man, and that is why the normal member of societys worst fear, is ending up alone, and dying in their bed with noone to hold their hand.
Pay no atention to their ramblings and guidances, for they avoid suffering and do it proudly while advocating, "That's the correct way to live", they never once questioned the table of values that society imprinted on them, because that would mean alienating themselfs and accepting the TRUTH, and ultimatly, inviting solitude and all the suffering that comes with it.
I hope you fail anon, I hope you feel miserable and come out seeking more power from it, sometimes it will feel like it's unbearable, but you will have time to find your Passion and develop your virtues, you will achieve the feeling of dominating YOURSELF, you will live for "ME" and not for others, what are their values and prioritys to a Man who has forged himself?Nothing but tables to be broken
Smoking weed used to make me happy but now it feels like poison.
>Taste makes me feel like puking
>Constantly coughing
>Too forgetful
>Feels like I'm trapped in a dream I have no control over
>Headaches
Only time I don't feel this way is when I borrow my brother's vape pen whenever I visit his place. Maybe my lungs just can't handle smoking from pipes anymore.
>>29464623
>ifunny common pepe
Kill yourself normalslime
>get isotretinoin caused depression
>continue taking it
Is this how i become a robot?
>>29463548
deep web I guess is an option
>>29463519
Gotta agree with you on the anxiety
Since a lot of robots here have anxiety I don't think that smoking weed would be the right choice for them
>>29463420
same with basically every human
>tfw weed doesn't cure boredom anymore
