sneezeno one blesses you

>>29460890
is " gesundheit " really a common germanism in the english-speaking world as a reaction to sneezing ?

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>bless someone
>THEY DONT FUCKING THANK YOU

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>watching twitch stream
>caster sneezes
>everyone in chat types "gesundheit" instead of "bless you"

>someone sneezes
>"sorry"

how fucking cucked do you have to be? its not like theres anything you can do about it.

I never want to say bless you to anyone nor anyone say it to me.

>>29461204
then use gesundheit if youre an autist i mean atheist

>Sneeze
>Room reacts like a bomb went off.

I get it, I sneeze loud, acting like it's an explosive stopped being funny years ago.

>>29461020
Fuck you, I don't give a shit about your blessings I just wanna be left alone. It's just some bullshit that forces me to say thank you, like a blessing is gonna make it go away. You wanna do something nice? Hand me a tissue or shut the fuck up

>>29461020
probably muslim

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>someone "yawns"
>YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAARRaaaGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *weird clicks with their mouth followed by mumbling*

>>29461380
I love to mumble when I yawn, you should try it

>>29461414
dont ever do it in public, it seriously looks and sounds retarded

>>29461427
oh no I don't do it in public

>sneeze dicksnot on a whore
>she doesnt say thank you

I fucking hate being blessed for sneezing sinc eive got allergies and will sneeze all damn day. I even told my roomates to fuck off for blessing me.

Even the queen of england aknowledges that blessing someone after sneezing just draws unwanted attention to their illness.