>You'll never be her first
>You'll never be the first man she truly loved
>You'll never be the first man she gave herself fully too
>She'll never be as trusting and devoted to you as she was to her first love
>She'll never be able to touch you without subconsciously comparing you to her first
>She'll never be able to do things with you with the same thrill she had when she did them first with him
>Every time you have an argument, her mind will always wander back to her first and she'll wonder what if would have been like if things had worked out
>>29459394
> you will never be the first
> but do you really care?
>>29459436
Yes, I really care
I wish I didn't, because I know it doesn't really matter
Maybe if I had had a gf in high school, I wouldn't care so much.
But the idea that I missed out on something everyone else seems to have had makes me so anxious
>>29459394
>tfw that really was me. Should have snagged a high school first love with similar values OP. Have fun being a step dad in the future
>>29459394
At least I have dank memes just like your post OP.
>ywn have an arraigned marriage with a 5/10 jewish girl and finally realize 20 years later that you are in love and couldn't live without each other
>>29459394
But I already was. When Chad kisses her all day he knows her lips were on my dick some time back
>>29459394
>tfw you were her first, and she was yours
>tfw questioning if she ever truly loved me
>tfw it still hurts to think about her
Feels bad man
>>29459624
I once dated a vietnamese girl who had an arraigned husband she was going to marry when she turned 20.
Feels kinda weird seeing her family photos on facebook with her husband and son knowing the things we used to do.
>>29459436
Some of us are romantics.
>>29459718
thats fucked up
what a fucking whore
But I'm living what you're describing, we lost our virginity and first kiss 2 month ago
>>29459394
Virgins are really weird and have a warped view on the world.
>>29459742
That's not romance. That's creepy clingy desperation
>>29459836
Whores are really weird and have a warped view of the world
>>29459856
>everyone who isn't as fat or disgusting as me is necessarily a whore
Stay mad NEETs
>>29459852
That's what you think. I believe there is such a thing as live, not just lust. Meaningful relationships vs one night stands. The damage casual sex causes to society is real.
>>29459889
>Everyone who doesn't agree with me on romance is a fat neet
Stay mad whore
>>29459852
>Ewwww, he cares about how many STDs I have. What a creep.
>>29459394
Her first what? Plastic surgeon?
>>29459394
I don't understand why you faggots feel bad about this shit. It's no longer like this, so unless you can adapt, you're just not going to get laid.
And if you can't adapt, then why feel bad about something you can't change?
>>29459924
To be honest, I'd say a majority of women would find men who ask how many stds the girl has to be creepy
>>29459906
>based Anon blowing niggas the fuck out
shieeeeeeeeeeet
>taking a girls virginity while losing mine
>both 23
>wake up in the morning knowing we'll be doing it today and talk for 2 hours
>shes on the pill so dont have to use a condom
>she says her hymen is gone from masturbation so I dont need to worry about that
>shes nervous as fuck and I cant really get my cock in at all
>after slowly easing it in all the way I slowly pull out to find out she was wrong and theres blood all over my dick
>gets all over the sheets and all over her
>need to get tissues to clean up
>cant find any and start tearing drawers out trying to find some as it spreads everywhere
>she gets nervous about not taking the pill right and makes me put on a condom
>cant find them at first either and start unpacking bags to get them
>go through 6 different types until I find one that fits and doesnt have something wrong with it
>I get too hot so move the bed away from the radiator
>cant see what I'm doing now so pull a table light along with the extension strip
>never get a good rhythm and are constantly changing positions and moving furniture about to try and do it on them
>keep having more and more interruptions where we need to find something we need or need to move for some reason
>this goes on for SIX HOURS
>I'm finally ready to cum
>she says I can cum on her face "like in a porn"
>would usually refuse because I know it'll be awkward but am well past caring at this stage and do it
>cock has gone completely numb and I stand over her jerking off for like 20 minutes as she mutters awkward things like "I'm sorry" as if its her fault
>finally cum on her face
>she stands up to get a tissue not realizing how watery cum is and the cum goes everywhere
>talk about it for another 2 hours
>fall asleep having done nothing all day but trying to have sex
>when I wake up it looks like we've been burgled as every piece of furniture has been dragged around, every container has been ransacked, there are tissues, condoms, various wrappers, cum and blood everywhere
>>29460355
I had a laff
Thanks, cunt.
>>29460355
>she says her hymen is gone from masturbation so I dont need to worry about that
I've already given up on those values, I wasn't the one who started this shitty sexual revolution, it happened before my time and now I'm a victim of it. Now there's nothing left but to exploit this system of casual sex. I'd rather pump and dump than to give up my heart just to be broken by a cheating slut again.
>>29460355
>23
>virgin
How
>>29460618
they might have both been really really fat people, which desu is still a suprise to find a 23 year old virgin female
That reflection lmfao
>be 15
>friend of my dad has a daughter
>we go skiing once a year
>I fall in love with her
>we kiss, cuddle, talk about stuff
>she is the first girl who sees me as a man, I'm pretty feminine to this day
>we start seeing each other after the ski trip once a month but we live really far away so we talk on the phone
>one time she comes to our house
>we almost lose our virginity, it would have been wonderful
>parents disturb us
>not in the mood anymore
>she goes home in the evening
>after a week she doesn't return my calls
>after a while she tells me we should keep the meetings to once a year on the trip
>we fight
>don't talk to her
>lose my virginity to a gf I never loved in the first place on some plain night, it was awful
>she got drunk and some guy fucked her in a party, that was her first time
Okay.
>>29459898
What damage? Also what does love have to do with being obsessed with how much sex a girl has had?
>>29460834
life is gay
>>29460834
How do you fuck that up? It was literally handed to you.
>>29459436
No. If she's still hung up on an ex she's not worth my time. As long as she loves and worships me, I'm not some Muslim like the rest of the people here
>>29459924
You realize that you don't always get stds from sex right?
>>29459394
I'll either have that or nothing at all, and I'm content with that.
>>29460871
Do not engage. I repeat, do not engage.
>>29460834
In the end, it still doesn't matter who you lose your virginity to. I'm with my soulmate now and never think about the one I lost it to, unless I see a thread like this or something.
>>29460871
You realize 1 in 4 Americans have an INCURABLE std, right?
www.hivplusmag.com/prevention/2015/09/25/shocking-stats-stds-america
>>29459394
If she was average or below or even clothed you wouldn't even look at her so
>>29460889
>I'm with my soulmate now
Go away, please.
Why is her nipple so high up?
I only see cum in the lips of the girls around me. Can't stop that thinking when I see a girl now. I know no one is virgin at my age, even though i'm relatively young (23).
>>29460889
Yeah true. I don't really think about her or anything. Still she is the only one I've ever had sex with.
>>29460865
Big distance mainly. That, and I have a tendency of sperging out and fucking stuff up.
>>29460861
Yeah, and a really good pitcher to add.
>>29460980
>I only see cum in the lips of the girls around me
Congrats, you're a homo.
>>29460955
Poor bra choice as a child, low support with high wires basically curved her breasts upwards
>>29460955
retouched in photoshop like all porn images
>>29461018
It's not photoshop, you can tell by the pixels
>>29460618
the wonders of aspergers
>>29462319
Not really. A simple combination of physical unattractiveness and nonexistent social skills.
I don't hate women, I just really wish I had some girl to be my first and I be her first. There's just something about innocence that I want.
And I'm not even talking about innocence in a sexual way. I'm talking about that Valentine's chocolate she home-cooked because it's her first time ever giving a boy a valentine's gift and she wants it to actually mean something. I'm talking about the way she'd think to herself, "I wonder if he'd like this on me" when she's out clothes shopping.
For real, man, romance fiction has fucking ruined me.
>>29463333
Might as well hang yourself 'cause you ain't gonna find that senpai, nice quads tho.
>>29459394
Her nose kinda throws her whole face off; after that, I kinda stopped reading the text, man.
>>29463333
I think you might be better off looking for the sexual innocence, senpai
>>29463464
You think it less rare?
>>29463333
The quads have spoken, all is fucked
>tfw you pierce her hymen
>tfw she tells you she loves you afterwards
>tfw you fall asleep with her hand on your cock and yours on her ass cheek
>>29459889
You fail to address OP's argument, and instead, your first move is to make a subjective statement about your feelings and a personal attack, two worthless things rolled in one. We can conclude you can't reason, hence you have no value as a human being save for your holes. This is what makes you a whore.
>>29459394
You idiots actually crave a partner.
Feels good to have no feels.
>>29459394
I'm 30 now and feel nothing when I see her.
>t blissful fw finally giving up
>>29464730
But that itself is a feel
>>29459394
Going down to England next month to meet up with my gf. She's still a virgin :)
>>29460355
Shiiieeeet anon i kek'd so hard
>>29459394
>You will never be the first girl he sees naked
>You will never be able to compete with the 194,049,404 porn stars he's seen and jerked off to
>You will never hold a candle to his 3 TB harddrive of teen Stacey sluts
>He'll never be as trusting and devoted to you as he is to his JAV subscription
>He'll never be able to touch you, or even look at you, without consciously and subconsciously comparing you to the porngirl he jerked off to the previous night
>He will never be able to do things with you with the same thrill as he had the first thousand times he jerked off to Stacey doing them on cam
>Every time you have an argument, his mind will always wander back to the harem of Stacey sluts on his hardrive, and wondering what it would be like to fuck them instead
At least you can find a pure, uncorrupted virgin gir. I'm SOL if I want an uncorrupted man.
>>29465594
or so she says
;)
>>29459394
>>You'll never be her first
a slut like that won't ever remember her first dozen cocks.
>>You'll never be the first man she truly loved
she will never love anything other than someone else's money
>>You'll never be the first man she gave herself fully too
she just forgot how many dicks she had herself
>>She'll never be as trusting and devoted to you as she was to her first love
by definition, a slutty whore who gets naked in front of a camera, will never be devoted to anything than money
>>She'll never be able to touch you without subconsciously comparing you to her first
I'll never touch a woman who stinks of Chad's penises. I don't want to get STD
>>She'll never be able to do things with you with the same thrill she had when she did them first with him
dude, your LSD seller is a professional
>>Every time you have an argument, her mind will always wander back to her first and she'll wonder what if would have been like if things had worked out
I don't waste my time having an argument with an unnamed slut
>>29465875
Here's what you have over all of that
You have a vaginal , In front of him , ready to have sex with him
>>29465875
>comparing jerking off to porn to getting fucked by a bunch of dudes
Beyond stupid
>>29465594
>lives away from gf
>thinks she's a virgin
MY SIDES
>>29460355
ugh just not worth it really.
>>29460426
Top kek, lad. It's pretty obvious
>>29466384
>getting fucked by one dude somewhere once
>instantly a slut
>jerking off to literally MILLIONS of whores over the last ten years, every day, consecutively
>not a slut
You're a slut and I'm a slut, but at least I can admit I'm a slut. Slut.
>>29459450
>because I know it doesn't really matter
Only if their sexual partner count is extremely low. Otherwise, it matters very much.
>>29467484
>using your own hand to jerk off somehow is the same as getting a dick shoved inside of you
I'm fucking done you really are dumband just so you know that a girl that masturbates isn't a slut either
>>29459394
Had three of the things you describe and I can tell you it ain't all that great
>>29467564
So what kind of gf would you rather have?
>a girl who never watched porn and just had vanilla sex with a guy she was in a loving relationship with
OR
>a girl who never had sex with a guy irl because she's too busy shoving 10" dildos in her pussy and masturbating to BLACKED interracial gangbangs, literally spends 2 hours every night fucking herself to pictures of RIPPED SWOLE black dudes with 14 inch cocks
Because that second one is your emotional equivalent
>>29467484
With all of the knowledge we have differentiating masterbation from sex with a partner and the conditions leading up to both acts, you go and make that terrible equivocation?
It's time to stop being lazy with your arguments.
>>29459394
>"the first she truly loved"
IF that was the case she wouldn't be with you
unless he's dead or something
>>29467612
>you can either have what I deem normal or this EXTREME
nice onebtw is that what you see when you picture masturbating cause jeez man
>>29467629
>getting fucked once
>barely makes a difference to your genitals/way of life
>masturbating to porn every day for ten years
>he ends up with porn-induced erectile dysfunction and decreased sensitivity
You're right, it definitely is a terrible equivocation. Porn-addiction is WAY worse.
>>29467676
I know you'd ultimately want a pure virgin who has never had sex OR masturbated, but why do you think a pure girl deserves a porn-watching, masturbating, sinful degenerate like you?
I don't watch porn.
>>29467612
Jesus christ you're even more fucked in the head than I thought
>>29467639
You fucking idiot, women are illogical cunts.
They'll leave a guy if he's a rapist or abusive (and sometimes not even then) but if they thought they loved him, then a "part of their heart will always be with him"
Fucking cunts
>>29467695
I wouldn't mind a girl who's masturbated, that's pretty natural. But you totally went off the deep end with the 10 inch dildos and shit.
How can you even compare a girl destroying her vsgina with toys to a guy pleasuring himself with his hand?
>>29459394
>You will never be anybody's first
>you will never be anybody's anything
>You will never be anybody
>You will never be anything
If you are in your early 20s you could probably convince some desperate virgin 16yo but if you're 25+ you're pretty much fucked.
>>29459436
>> but do you really care?
who are you quoting?
