>age
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
>method
I'll go first
>age
32
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
1.6%
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
47%
>method
If I'm still able enough, launch myself off pic related. If not then BTFO of my liver Leaving Las Vegas stylee.
>age
24
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
less than 10%, half of the year passed me by without me even noticing, it's not a good year, but so far it's not a horrible one
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
50%
>method
Opening my veins
>age
19
>kys in 2016
0.0000001%
>kys eventually
5%
(only because im too scared of the potential pain / gore)
>method
exit bag i guess? seems like the least painful / most convenient
>age
24
>likelihood of 2016 being the year
High
>likelihood of doing it at some point
High
>method
Rope
It hurts to live guys
>>29458622
>age
18
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
37%, plan is in the works
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
80%
>method
Asphyxiation via pure helium gas poisoning / exit bag combination
>>29458622
>age
27
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
5%
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
100%
>method
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-altitude_military_parachuting#HAHO.C2.A0.E2.80.93_High_Altitude_High_Opening
Without opening parachute.
>>29458622
>age
20
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
20%
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
100%
>method
I was thinking of taking a shitload of drugs and then slitting my wrists; Will that kill me or should I just go for the exit bag? I want to try the least painful way first, gunshot is a last resort.
>>29459193
>wants to try the least painful way
>is considering cutting into his own flesh and letting the blood slowly ooze out untill he dies
Gunshot would be far less painful, provided you did it correctly. Exit bag would also be less painful, but last moments may be panicked. However exit bag doesn't leave a nasty mess for your family to identify so its preferable over a gun. See >>29458912 for the most effective method that I've come across so far.
>age
18
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
20%
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
90%
>method
Setting myself on fire in a public place
>>29458622
>age
18
>kys 2016
5%
>kys eventually
35%
>method
Probably drug od even though I'm not a junkie, or just hang
>>29459238
Sounds stupid when you put it that way but I was thinking I wouldn't feel it If I was on a ton of opiates, plus I'd lose consciousness after enough blood loss or I'd overdose. Exit bag didn't seem fatal enough and if you mess up it'll leave you retarded. Like I said though gunshot is the final solution because I don't really want my family to find my splattered brains.
>age
20
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
15%
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
35%
>method
shotgun to the head
>>29458622
>24 in a week
>Not high, but definitely my most depressing year yet
>Not high, typically easy-going and blindly happy. If things can get worse than what I feel this year then maybe a higher chance.
>Haven't needed to research yet.
>>29459712
You'd still definitely feel it to some degree. I would argue finding your body drained of blood is just as traumatic as finding it with a hole in its head.
With the exit bag, if you pump pure helium into it there is no chance of you waking up once you fall asleep, since you'll be breaking poisonous gasses for a few minutes while unconscious before death.
>>29459712
>>29459238
>>29459193
>>29459766
Why not Skydiving from a mile on top of the earth? >>29458959
Hitting the ground at terminal velocity = thrilling, instant death and disintegration of your body.
>age
20
>suicide in 2016
0%
>suicide in general
<5%
>method
skydive without parachute
>>29458622
>age
21
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
50%
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
100%
>method
gun
>>29458748
>>29459536
>>29459752
>>29459808
All these low percentage casuals.
>>29459771
1. Its a mess for you family to have to identity
2. Some poor guy has to scrape it off the ground
3. Requires a lot of balls and would likely be terrifying and unpleasant
>>29459832
>wanting to commit suicide
kys
>>29458622
There's better places in Bristol to kill yourself from, OP
>>29459843
>1. Its a mess for you family to have to identity
Why?
Wouldn't you say something like moving across the world and starting a new life so you don't have to burden / worry your family.
>2. Some poor guy has to scrape it off the ground
Your body is biodegradable.
>3. Requires a lot of balls and would likely be terrifying and unpleasant
Apparently its supposed to be thrilling and exciting.
>>29459843
>write a letter; the skydiving company will have your checked info anyways
>implying rail will take care of whatever is left of you
>death is always terrifying, might as well get high on adrenaline before you're gone
>>29459846
>not leaving this hellhole of a life to go to heaven asap
>>29459884
Rain won't take care*
>>29458622
>>29458736
>>29458748
>>29458850
>>29458912
>>29458959
>>29459193
>>29459238
>>29459261
>>29459536
>>29459712
>>29459752
>>29459761
>>29459766
>>29459771
>>29459808
>>29459819
>>29459832
>>29459843
>>29459846
>>29459847
>>29459847
>>29459876
>>29459884
>>29459888
>>29459894
Ok serious question.
Why do you guys make these threads?
They're not entertaining, informative, or interesting in any shape or form.
Ontop of that 90% of the posters in this thread will not recieve any (you) that isn't some mass reply
What is the literal point of these? Do you guys read through every single one of these boring responses with a forced question?
>>29459888
>heaven
suicide is a sin. have fun in the eternal flames
>>29459917
Can't be worse than living
>>29459917
religious cuck
>>29459908
>tripfags thinking they can criticize anything
GTFO attention whore faggot
>age
19
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
5%
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
97%
>method
Since I have access to firearms I plan on walking to a secluded place and blowing my brains out there. When I die, I'd like to die somewhere peaceful, quiet and away from people.
>>29459908
Sorry. Not all of us want to impose happy, cheerful "dank memes" for you to upload on reddit
>>29459908
>make these threads
I didn't, I replied
>not entertaining, interesting, etc.
subjective. opinions can differ
>what's the point?
circlejerking and the exchange of opinions
>do you read through all?
no, but most of them
>>29458622
>age
26
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
2%
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
if I'm still a gf-less virgin when I turn 30, 100%
>method
I dunno really... something that doesn't leave a terrible, big mess. Maybe pills.
>>29459972
>if I'm still a gf-less virgin when I turn 30, 100%
Random age for a target.
>>29459923
Surely you're speaking out of experience :^)
>>29459926
he was the one to bring up heaven, I was merely making fun of his point of view
>>29458622
BIG UP BRISTOL SUSPENSION BRIDGE YOOO
>>29459989
mfw I've lived in bristol all my life and have only seen the suspension bridge twice in real life
>>29459908
I come here for ideas, there are some things I haven't considered mentioned in these threads. I also find it comforting to know other anons want to die and have put as much thought into it as I have.
>>29459766
You're probably right about the helium poisoning being the best way but where would you get pure helium gas though? I don't know of any places that sell it and I think those balloon kits are part oxygen which I think makes it harder for poisoning. Increasing airflow would work but can over inflate your lungs causing them to rupture.
>>29458622
>age
19
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
~30%
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
99,999999999999999999999999999%
>method
cant decide between renting some nice sport car like ferarri and crashing into something and the drugoverdose, but probably gonna mixture both
>>29460062
If you want more detail on it I found a lot of useful info here https://en.m.wikibooks.org/wiki/Suicide/Suffocation
>>29458622
>age
33
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
50% - same percent they doctors gave my mother against cancer
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
99% - when she dies I'll kill myself
>method
Depending on my anger either cut my wrists and neck or hang myself.
>19
>0%
>0.008%
No method.
>>29459908
Misery loves company.
I post in these because they offer the small comfort of knowing that I am not alone, that there are others out there who know what it's like to live this way.
>Age
19
>Likehood of killing myself in 2016
13%
>Likehood of killing myself eventually
68% at the moment, may decrease or increase
>Method
Something quick or at least not painful. I am a pussy and afraid of pain.
>age
17
>likelyhood of killing myself in 2016
a solid 75%
>likelyhood ill kill myself eventually
100%
>>29460313
forgot the method
>method
literally any way i can get it over with quick
>>29458622
>19
>80%
>100%
>helium hood
>age
20
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
75%
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
75%
>method
shotgun
>>age
19
>>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
Small chance if everything stays as it is right now, If everyone goes full rage at me it will be no time before I off myself though.
>>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
90%
>>method
Drunk with my head on the traintracks or, if I get a gun somehow, bullet through the back of the throat (preffered method).
Seems less scary than a large vehicle approaching you.
>>29458622
>>age
28
>>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
5%
>>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
55%
>>method
probably something instantaneous, but I'll also irrationally worry how my corpse will look to others
on a related note, I tried to OD on anti-depressant last year December. I pussied out on my 5th pill and vomited everything. I felt quite silly and petty.
>>29459977
i figured i've long passed the point of no return so I'm just gonna unlock wizard status and call it a life
>19
>0%
>15%
>gun
I'm too young and don't want to miss all of the cool future shit.
>>29458622
>age
27
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
.333333333etc%
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
100%
>method
If it isn't the damned cigarettes, then i'll probably resort to something drastic.
vote to define robotdom suicidal bots
>>29457892
>>29458622
>>age
48
>>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
0%
>>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
0%
>>method
I everyday remember that:
- faggots love to get depressed
- thus faggots get depressed
- depressed love to get suicidal tendencies
- thus they eventually think about killing theirselves
- case 0 (more probable): they just brag about their future suicide, eventually inspiring more faggots with the above described virus
- case 1 (less probable): in the medium-long term, they actually commit suicide; a very few days later, noone - except maybe some family - will remember anything about them.
TL;DR: most faggots think that suiciding magically makes problems disappear.
>>29461275
>suiciding magically makes problems disappear.
Nothing metaphysical about it Gramps. You can't get bad fee-fees when you're dead.
>>29458622
>>age
21
>>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
10%
>>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
I'm I'm a virgin at 25 I will
>>method
Fuck knows
>>29460313
>17 yo
I appreciate that you didn't lie about your age, regardless of the website's age restriction.
Bro tier/10
Clifton Suspension Bridge? Do you think it's high enough?
Want to form a pact?
>age
22
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
High
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
High
>method
Either some form of painful overdose, or the nitrogen exit from a thread earlier today. Just need the mask and tubing if I take that approach.
>age
22
>KYS 2016
Less than %5
>KYS eventually
50/50 chance
>Method
Cut gas line in my house then newspaper in toaster.
>>29458622
>>age
19
>>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
0%
>>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
100%
>>method
Euthanizing preferably. Or shotgun to the head.
>>29458622
>age
20
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
25%
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
100%
>method
A mixture between Carbon Monoxide, Vodka and Xanax. It's hard to get Xanax in Australia, but I'd love to die while looking at a sunrise over a beach whilst intoxicated.
>age
18
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
25%
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
85%
>method
head-bump a train on full speed
>age
25
>likelihood of killing yourself in 2016
1.6%
>likelihood of killing yourself eventually
100%
>method
Ligature Strangulation
