Could you fuck a boi?
What excuses do you make, so you can still call yourself straight, even though you want to put your dick ballsdeep into that boipussy?
>>29458595
if he was qt. i crushed on a couple guys but never did anything about them for obvious reasons.
I'd give it a shot if he was cute enough and I was the least bit attracted to him in person. If I like it I'll accept being at least somewhat bi, but I won't make a big deal out of it.
>>29458595
>Could you fuck a boi?
idk desu senpai
i've seen many cute guys here, but idk if i could literally fuck any of them ;_;
>>29458595
I can't even fuck a girl, how could I fuck a boy?
>>29458595
If he was cute, I couldn't care less about calling myself straight. No cuties in Australia, though.
Okay guys, we need an example.
Let us say you've fucked pic related.
You've got caught.
Everybody knows.
Now you're gonna have to negotiate.
Your goal is to come across as a straight manly man.
Telling them that you're bi or gay is out of the question.
3... 2... 1... GO!
>>29458666
>satanic trips
>>29458697
>i thought he was a girl
>>29458697
Is that a joke? If I had a fucked anything that cute of either gender why would I give a fuck about appearing like a manly man? he's perfect. I'd fucking marry him and flaunt him for the entire world to see
>>29458697
*Pull out glock and begin the beta uprising*
>Tfw r9k thinks you're ugly
It's gay to have sex with another male.
This is just a bait thread anyway as no one could actually believe OP unless they were closet fag and couldn't deal with it, or just fucking stupid
I'm not denying I'm gay and I don't want to touch women. AMA
>>29458697
I would just say I was experimenting and didn't like it.
Being a known virgin I can just say the loneliness became too much and I tried to hook up with a guy for the wrong reasons.
But in all actuality this >>29458726
Fuck everybody who can't appreciate cute guys.
>>29458595
Looking at gay porn on the internet can sometimes be alright, but when you see guys in person it's just different. If you're actually straight, you'll know it.
Pussy is pussy, even if it's boipussy.
>>29458726
That's pretty fucking homosex man.
>>29458789
And then you're so far into it that you do it anyways.
Ignore the feels.
>>29458697
Trying to argue you're straight would just make you look stupid.
I wouldn't give a fuck, who's everyone? i don't give a fuck if some stupid chad thinks i'm gay
>>29458831
>tfw no skele robot to shave and cuddle
I want to get dicked in my boypussy, not fuck one.
>>29458761
>It's gay to have sex with another male.
No. It's gay to let another male have sex with you. Fucking a guy is homosexual. Being fucked is gay.
This is also why we call things gay when they're fucked.
>>29458697
I would tell them I was trying to find myself, and that I hated the experience.Throw in some bullshit about a spiritual journey and they'll believe you.
I'd say it was the right thing to do. He was my friend and needed it. If I had to, I'd fuck each and everyone one of you!
Keep dreaming fags, I have no desire to stick my dick in a hairy, smelly, sweaty asshole.
>>29458884
>I was trying to find myself,
And the first place to look is up a twinks butthole. Got it.
>>29458937
But it doesn't have to be hairt, smelly or sweaty. It doesn't even have to be an asshole.
You can fuck a pink tight little boipussy.
>>29458937
>hairy
nope
>smelly
nope
>sweaty
nope.
>>29458866
Then post it bitch.
>>29458966
It's a shame this perfection twink didn't age well at all
YES.
I just want to play vidya with a qt boi, lick them everywhere and cuddle
>>29459025
M E L B O U R N E;____________;
origid
I did what I had to do. What else could I have done? Said no? Look at the poor guy. I did what was requiered of me as a friend. You guys ever have sex for any other reason than getting your rocks off? You're like monkeys, I remember when sex used to mean something.
Besides, it's the same for me. I am borderline suicidal, at least I can get one thing right.
>>29459052
damn it anon I am on the opposite side of the world :(
>>29459052
im melbourne, in collingwood
>fill up car at gas station
>no reciept
>go inside gas station
>person behind counter is a man to female tranny
>BROAD shoulders. Not just broad for a "woman" but broad for a quarterback
>like seven feet tall
>at first I thought it was just a really ugly girl but then it opened its mouth
>"Can I help you, sweetie?"
>it sounds like a cross between alien Michael Jackson and some guy from Queer Eye For the Straight Guy
>tell "her" I need a reciept
>it creepily maintains eye contact with me as it gives me the reciept
>its sausage fingers have vampire-length finger nails and they're painted electric blue
>it winks at me
>its employee ID number is on the reciept and I report him the next day for sexually harassing me
quit hitting on straight people, you homos.
>>29459188
Great!
Trannies who don't pass should be ashamed!
>>29459188
>>its employee ID number is on the reciept and I report him the next day for sexually harassing me
>>29459216
Damn that's sexy.
God bless the trap lords!
>>29459161
kek, I live there. don't suppose you're a qt?
>>29458595
i sure would.
would kiss, cuddle with and do other lewd things with, given that he's slim and preferably shaved
>>29459425
Wouldn't be much of a cute boy if he wasn't, would it?
What do you guys think of Link from LoZ?
please vote to define robotdom
>>29457892
>>29458595
I dont want to fuck a boy though
>>29460660
What are your other options?
What kind of girls could you get.
>>29460781
I happened to be born into a rich family so can get any girl I want lmao
I'd much rather be with a cute trap or femboy than a woman desu.
I thought I was bisexual for the longest time, but maybe it's my hatred of women, or maybe I'm just full blown gay, idk.
>>29458595
>fucking a dude's asshole
No way around it, you're gay.
>>29458595
I could fuck a boy and I'd love to fuck one.
The only terms I have is that he be smaller than me and shaved.
Right in the pussy
Feel it clenching around your dick!
Is a boi different than a boy?
>>29458595
Already have
I'm bi but I might as well just be a full faggot
I've had a boyfriend for over a year and still going, the sex is great and guys know how to suck a dick better than women, not to mention they are way more chill and don't nag you constantly like women.
>>29458595
What they say about gay is mad. It is a natural birth control. Bois doing it is actually a normal social activity.
What else? How is NOT logical? How should or can this not be like any social activity, or how this works in other cases?
Women are not nice to do it with unless it leads to offspring, with some leeway.
Being gay is sodomy because they say they can only do it with the same sex.
This is 100% right. No unclean divergens from what it originally is.
do people really agonize over their identity or whatever
i see posts every now and then on various boards that seem to imply that being in the closet is killing them or something
if i saw a boi that looked sufficiently fuckable, i'd fuck it, but i still prefer women
what more is there to it?
>>29461890
I swear there was a drawing version of that image on here yesterday.
>>29462294
>i still prefer women
Who wouldn't? Still this becomes boring fast to all.
>>29462294
The apologetics is to people saying they can only do it with women or some other thing. That is the problem, the lie.
There are silly names for everything. Like bi, pansexual, homo,
>>29462387
From what I understand Bisexuals are people who are sexually attracted to both sexes, Pansexuals are those who are emotionally attracted to both and can form long lasting relationships with both sexes, and homos are samesex lover.
>>29462513
So pardon me going on about this. This is just nice sometimes. Even though some call it autistic.
>>29462294
>agonize
I thought it said apologetics. Misread.
I mean such repression. What will this mean? All saxualities can be or are social activities. In no way bad according to God. Or bad, if done right, in any other way.
Really looking at this I think it is hard to come to another conclusion that all have the same basic feelings about this. But only this little people knowing this. Not surprising the whole sax thing is such a mess. Degenerate often.
>>29462620
it's ok.I didn't know the definition up untill I started getting curious about banging dudes and decided to research a bit, like, I could totally see myself having passionate/rough sex with another guy but I absolutely cannot see myself having a lasting relationship with one.
>>29462513
No
bisexual attracted to guys and girls
pansexual is supposed to be more inclusive by not referring to specific binary gender so trannies and anything else
The emotional vs physical stuff gets referred to with terms like heteromantic.
The only one an average person would know are bisexual and homosexual.
>>29462620
>Degenerate
Saying anything I think I should say it as correct as possible. I'm not saying anything to transexuals. Or sometimes it is called differently. Much unaccepting said everywhere. I think they can be lovingly received.
I think it is likely this trans thing happens because all live by this system of dividing preferences. Like they are all called. Or live by... This is imposed.
Why do you spell it like that? Why BOI and not BOY? I don't get it. Is it a redneck or derogatory thing, like calling a man "boy" to demean him?
>>29462684
>bisexual and homosexual.
Not even that, most of the people I went to school with only knew about lesbos and homos, and girls were by default bi in their eyes (even tho they didn't know that such a term even existed) or it's just because I went to school with total fucking retards in a complete shithole.
>>29462765
Yeah I guess homo and lesbian then bisex trailing by a bit. Then huge powergap for the rest of the terms.
I wouldn't use any of the other ones outside of specific circles.
Believe me I'd rather be gay. It'd be a lot easier than being a straight man, and that's saying something with all the homosexual intolerance out there. Women's demands further increase to further unrealistic levels, until it's too late and they're unwanted in their 30s after they've tossed Chads aside when they weren't perfect.
Anyway yeah I'd rather be gay. I'm fairly feminine though and am not attracted to masculine men. An ottermode guy is really all I could work with. I'm attracted to men's minds far more than women's, but yeah, women are sexual creatures and dominate that field. They're really good at absorbing fluids. Should put it pn their resumes.
>>29462761
Nice feeling thing huh?
>>29458595
of course, as long as he loves me eternally and have a zero chance to be cucked
I don't know why.
But for some reason I feel that it is more dignyfying being a gay strong dominant top, than a poor cuck hubby in todays society.
>>29458998
post the pics nigger
does anyone here shave his ass? gimme tips.
Search for "yaoi seme" on google image
>Lots of handsome masculine men
Search for "husband" on google image
>Cucks everywhere
I'm not even joking.
Being a boyloving top is more admirable in every single way.
What a depressing thread
>>29464364
Bitch I would rather be a cute submissive buttom femboy than a cuck husband.
In fact, I might just want that more than I want to be a top.
Guys, I might be gay. What do?
>>29464448
What is depressing you about finding love from someone who is actually capable of giving it?
Look at this, he is taking that big fat cock for you!
>>29464590
That is not what's depressing
>tfw submissive femboy
>tfw completely socially inept so no one will drill me
>>29464607
Well then elaborate ffs. And this is /r9k/ so yeah most threads are depressing.
>>29464648
If you're cute that won't matter, because some starved robot you pick out will gladly come over. Small talk, then just have sex, and after that it won't be awkward anymore.
>>29458595
what's /pol/ doing to him
>>29464681
people on the internet seem to think I'm cute, not a single person IRL I have met openly finds me attractive.
>>29464648
I w-would like to be your bf a-anon
>>29464669
The depressing nature and knowledge that you had this within your grasp. But you were caught up in your worries and insecurities. You had this very thing in your grasp, that's without a doubt. And you essentially threw it away. You had windows in which to fix it, but never did.
You had this very thing, and now someone else does. Now there's a one way road, where you just have to move on. All because of you. You're forced to give up on what you want, only because of yourself.
That's what I find depressing. These threads serve as a reminder.
>>29464748
Post email :3oregano
>>29464748
>>29464776
that's not me, I'm in east anglia UK. Not that matters because I've literally posted in this thread twice (>>29464729>>29464648)
so it's not like there's much of a persona to nick. Can't be the only bordeline autistic femboy on 4chan
>>29464648
>>29464776Are you Jan?
hmm
>>29464817
I'm not, >>29464776 might be
I would fuck a dude if he wasn't fat and didn't have any body hair but honestly I would fuck anything
Will someone be my bf please? a
>>29464986
>>29464986
>Will someone be my bf please?Are you uncut?
>>29465047
i am i also have no body hair
>>29465047
Yes.is that a deal breaker
>tfw bottom cuteboy only into other cuteboys
>>29465084
STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY POSSIBLE BF YOU HUSSY
>>29465090
Deal breaker?More like deal maker. I am also uncut. I hope that's okay.
>>29458595
>What excuses do you make, so you can still call yourself straight, even though you want to put your dick ballsdeep into that boipussy?
I don't have any excuses to make. I'm bisexual and I don't give a fuck. What are you, afraid that someone's gonna call you a faggot? Pft.
>>29465143
That is fine of course.tfw we don't live anywhere near each other
>>29465124
>tfw cuteboy bf to teach me how to be cuteboy
>>29465124
iktf very well
its a bad feel
>>29465246
Oops meant no*
>>29458666
There's loads of cuties in Australia. You may be straight if you think otherwise.
>>29465246I don't know if I'm ready to get into a relationship again but I can give you tips and such if you want
>>29465287
I don't wanna say my standards are high but they're kinda weird I suppose.. It's a shame all the cuteboys are into like bears or daddy stuff!
post boybutts robots
>>29458595
Is this /pol/ x /lgbt/? Post more please.
>>29465345
Nah I'd want it to be in real life.
>>29464812
Peterborough here. Let me drill your bum lad.
>>29465170
That is probably true.I live in Texas myself.
>>29465481
So close yet so far.georgia
>>29465543A-at least we're both in the USA.
>>29465345
I'd be your cuteboy friend, I don't really have anyone to talk to about cuteboy stuff
>>29465417
That's the most I can offer you, sorry!
>>29465608
Sure thing, just send me an email and we can work stuff out there! [email protected]
