LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCKING NEETS, we have a lot of time to waste so let us debate:
So who would win in a fight between these two? Explain how.
Alma from F.E.A.R
Vs
Dan "Hymen Destroyer" Schneider
The location is a dark mansion.
>tfw Alma will never rape you
Dan "7 or older, bend them over" Schneider
>>29458591
>Dan "should penetrate while she's 8" Shneider walking in the dark hall
>Alma, wearing her red robe, appears in front of him
>slightly startled, Dan "hold her tighter she's fighter" takes a step back
>he takes a good look at her, he realizes that she is a little girl
>alma was slowly floating towards him with her death stare preparing to attack
>as she was floating towards him Dan "The defiler" Schneider just realized the situation he's in
>she suddenly teleported behind him and went for a piercing strike at his lower back
>with a swift move he catches her hand just before it reaches
>he looks at her from the corner of his eyes and says "you won't run from Uncle Dan"
I dunno who the hell Dan Schneider is, but Alma is a powerful demon who can teleport and jump between dimensions. this fat fuck has no chance against her
>>29458872
This made me erect.
>>29458918
Dan "Cunny Divider" Schneider is a suspected pedophile producer of kids shows like I-Carley. The power of his lust for sweet pre-pubescent poon would easily overpower a "demon."
>>29458872
I-I am genuinely interested in knowing the rest of the fight
>Alma doesn't wear any shoes revealing her feet
That's it, game over
Dirty Dan is too powerful when in the presence of girl feet
Alma would lose, as she is the only one who did anything wrong
>>29459030
>pedo
>they're all teens
Stop letting middle-aged women who post on Facebook do your thinking for you. If they were so smart, they'd be able to make their husbands interested in them.
>>29459134
Hey 12-13 are considered as teens yet they are pedo prey, what are on about?
>>29459134
>but I get my sweaty, nervous moral outrage from muh ebin leejun rooms
Those are a bunch of nerds who were bullied. They want to make someone else suffer because they suffered, and they're going after people society says it's okay to hate, because they don't have the balls to join ISIS and they're too prole to be SJWs. Don't hang around these fucking mutants.
>>29459134
>it's a if she's 13 it's aaaaaaawriiight hebofag
Why are hebofags so preachy and self-righteous?
>>29459190
>hebo
SRS detected
>if I act all stupid and twee people will assume I'm smart
>>29459190
What is hebofag?
>>29459159
If we were talking about 12 and 13-year-olds, I might give a shit. As it is, this is just nerd sadism. You know why people are going after this pudgy dork instead of, say, Arnold Schwarznegger, Vladimir Putin, or the Oakland cops who fucked a sex trafficking victim for years? It's because he's fat and dumb-looking, and they can get away with it.
>>29459243
You can psych yourself into a twitchy, IBS-incontinent mess over lynching this guy. It's not the same with handsome dudes, even though they all fucked the absolute living shit out of prime teen pussy back in the day, because they've got decent facial aesthetics and you can get off to it.
You're not upset about some starlet losing her innocence, you're upset about ugly dudes in your porn.
>>29459243
Joe "The maiden hunter" Biden openly flirts with kids yet nobody dares talking about him
>>29459356
Well, he's right, isn't he? A bunch of prohibitionist, eugenicist feminists changed it on a whim (how dare you bring that up etc.), so why shouldn't he, if he can?
>>29459400
Alright let's get straight to the point. We are in 2016, mentality has changed, cultures have evolved, etc...
In you opinion, what should the age of consent be?
>>29458591
Dan "the younger the tighter" Schneider
Alma can be immortal all she wants, Dan will pound that underaged pussy
>>29459414
>mentality has changed, cultures have evolved
muh prawgress
muh pop """neuro"""-science in listicle format
>>29459356
>dat power
Guy is so untouchable that he borderline fiddles with children on the world stage and everyone dares not break protocol, and instead they smile their plastic smiles while looking on, powerless. This man has fucking transcended humanity.
>>29459471
>muh children who can drive cars and shit
>muh 17.9999999999999999999999999-year-old literal and actual gamete
>>29459159
>>29459243
>12
>teencontent
>>29459455
That's reality though.
Now a 13 kid can teach you and me about sex. Internet and liberalism
Dan "If her age is on the clock she gets the cock" Schneider
>>29458591
Dan "The Man with the Plan (to rape)" Schneider would win, obviously.
Alma can alter her appearance to become older, she would simply take on her sexy woman look and Dan's molestation powers wouldn't work on her, but she'd rape him like she did the player character at the end of 2, a pedos worst fear
>>29459356
can you blame him, with such cuties running around the white house.
