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>be me >be in 9th grade >have severe oneitis for a stacy
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>be me
>be in 9th grade
>have severe oneitis for a stacy in the 11th grade at the time
>sitting at lunch
>she comes over giggling
>"hey anon, you wanna date"
>my eyes light up
>say yes
>she gets a sad look on her face
>"wait...I'm so sorry it was a joke my friends made me do it I'm so sorry"
>try to pass it off as me kidding too
>obvious I wasn't kidding
>4 weeks later
>Stacy is getting ridiculed because there was a video out of her singing terribly in front of a mirror
>I defend her like a fag whiteknight
>she thanks me
>next day
>asks me if there is any way she can repay me and winks at me
>I'm suspicious if her friends made her do this
>she notices
>"no, no this isn't a joke, I'll go on a date with you. you're the only one who stood up for me yesterday"
>um ok
>have no car
>ask her to pick me up at 6
>outside of Chili's
>we go inside, I get a chicken fried steak, fucking delicious.
>talk about school and shit and her singing
>tell her the singing wasn't that bad
>we leave
>driving me home
>we stop at her place
>she asks if I want to come inside
>um ok
>go to her room, her parents aren't home
>ohshitimgonnalosemyvirginity.jpg
>she takes her shirt off
>black lace bra, she was prepared for this shit
>she pushes me onto the bed
>fuck yes
>she starts taking my belt off
>oh fuck yes
>she pulls my pants off, I have a bulge in my tighty whities
>oh fuck yes
>kool-aid man comes bursting through her wall
>tfw
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kikkity kekkity kek
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>>29456161

I was about to tell you to fuck off to normieville, but top fucking kek.

Of course, no real girl would ever be attracted to white knight beta cuckery.
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No walking the dinosaur? Still topkek
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>>29456161
>Did you have a threesome?
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>>29456368
>no real girl would ever be attracted to white knight beta cuckery
b-but in the movies they are
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