Hey /r9k/, 19 y/o here. I am currently drunk for the first time, and I feel like I could conquer the world. Is this normal?
>inb4 normie party etc. I bought yeast and apple juice to make my own apple cider
>>29455576
>drunk for the first time
>I bought yeast and apple juice to make my own apple cider
You're underage. You're not 19. Stop lying. Get the FUCK OFF MY BOARD UNDERAGEFAG
This is now a nin thread
>>29455576
>tfw 19 when I'm drunk I act flamboyant and happy
>tfw I don't act like drunk me at all
>tfw like drunk me better than regular me
>>29455661
H-how..?
oc.
>>29455627
I'm serious m8, I bought an airlock, apple juice, ec1118 yeast, and a 5kg bag of sugar, of which I added in a few cups, to make my own apple cider.
>>29455700
Because I declared it to be one!
>>29455661
Who tf is nin?
Homemade cider is pathetic.
Also why don't you just go out and buy some real liquor.
It's not called liquid courage for nothing.
>>29455776
I agree, it tasted like fermented urine, would not recommend. I can't buy real liqour because I am too poor to pay some hobo to buy it for me.
>>29455753
>He doesnt know the eldritch truth of r9k
This is now /alcohol general/.
What does /r9k/ drink?
>26 year old
>never been drunk
>too old to even care at this point
>>29455708
the only people who do that are hicks and kids. fuck off.
>>29455661
"Hmmmm. Alcohol is for the weak minded"
>>29455923
I have no friends, and my family won't buy me alcohol. What else am I supposed to do?
>>29455945
>>29455815
Just go and buy it, retard.
>>29455923
>the only people who do that are hicks and kids. fuck off.
*tips* yes mlady le real gentlemen drink le (corporate brand)
>>29455979
I said in the OP, I'm under 21.
>>29455979
Age to buy alcohol is 21. He'd have to pay someone to go buy him some but he stated that he's too poor for that.
The screaming in my head kept getting louder, so i made quick work of a cheap bottle of wine. Still feel shit but the volume is way down
What kind of drunk are you /r9k/?
I get loud. Real loud. I also crack jokes that my one friend finds utterly hilarious all the time, and my other two can't stand.
Also for some reason I get really really honest. Like I had the biggest heart-to-heart with the school junkie at a party once when we were both blasted out of our minds, and it's been stuck in my head for so many years because of how real we both were with eachother.
>IIMmm soOOo DrrUUnnkkkk xD XD
>lOOkk hoW CrazY I aM wheeNNN DRRuUUUNNNNKKKK
jeez why are americans such tryhards when it comes to this
>>29456103
Either two things. I get incredibly happy or even more deppressed than usual to the point I will stop talking and just piss off without saying anything.
This usually depends on how my week has been
>>29456103
Amateur. People can't even tell when i'm drunk. Sometimes even I forget
>>29456103
Not OP but I tend to speak a lot. I'm usually not one to talk much but when I'm drunk, I dominate the conversation. That and I tend to act happier.
>>29456110
This, i've seen alot of americans sorta faking how drunk they are in the most embarrasing ways.
Why can't they drink, get drunk and just NOT talk about how drunk/WAaAstEEd/fucked up they are. Thats not fun
>>29456050
>21 to buy alcohol
it's 18 where i live lmao, fucking merilards
>>29456050
>>29456039
>burgers
lmao
>>29455708
You could've just 'hey mister' some alcohol in front of a liquor store
If I lived a alone, I would be an alcoholic, no fucking question about it. Love fucking beer, just the taste and feeling. I will probably die because of it, don't really mind tho. Cuz my life is pretty shitty to begin with.
>>29455661
Stop posting yourself, no one gives a shit you faggot looking motherfucker.
Go shill on the cancerous skype group threads
