Nothing would make me happier than a mommy gf
What about being dead?
>>29455418
>Those fat tit
HHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
>>29455532
>s
fuck
>tfw write various fantaises involving having a mommy gf in a .txt and feel like killing myself everytime i read it out of embarrassment
This is my mommy gf. I have a tiny penis so I don't have sex with her but I jack myself off while sucking on her big titties and she whispers into my ear to "cum for mommy". Best feeling in the world.
>>29455648
Sweet kek
go fuck a cow
>>29455648
Please post - desu~
>>29455713
Happens every weekend.
>>29455706
Stop calling your mum a cow, son.
>>29456125
YOU CAN BE MY MUM
>>29455689
does she have a Chad 'lover' who forces you to call him "dad"?
Bonus points, Chad is younger than you
>>29455532
Yeah, except that they are fake tits. I loved when she had natural tits back in 2009 or so.
>>29457406
>my life
>my wife's co-workers constantly call me "sport" or "kid"
>they are mostly younger then me but are huge compared to me
>I'm only 5 feet tall
>>29455648
>anon my wife treats me like I'm some sort of little kid
>teases me for being the same size as a middle schooler
>she is a foot taller then me and makes all the money because she works full time
>i'm the stay at home NEET; I mean househusbando
>>29456114
holy shit she is ugly and fat
I almost believe you because I'm sure you would have picked someone hotter for your b8
>>29455689
I have a pretty small penis my-self, about 4inches
>my wife is so much taller then me and she likes it from behind standing up
>be literally too small to penetrate her standing up
>be literally too small to penetrate her from behind even when we're laying down
>the ass that is too big for me to handle
>you will never have a gf with cowtits
>why even live
>she constantly teases me on how her co-workers flirt with her
>she goes out for drinks with them after work to be social
>go out with them once and they all treat me like I'm some little boy
>one guy teases me because he saw me in the bathroom standing up on tiptoes to use the urinal
>cracks jokes in front of my wife
>I realize I am pretty much a little boy compared to a real grown man
>embarrassed and never go out with them again
>now constantly stay home
>>29457654
Oh its you again, I wondered how you are
Still married? Do you ever worship your wifes feet? Pics?
>>29457732
Yep still married. Such as it is.
>forced to rub my wife's shoulders when she comes home from work
>always wind up rubbing her feet
>sometimes she likes to step on me and tease me that if a woman like her can push me around imagine what a man could do
Can someone link me mommy porn like amateur shit? ? I can never find any
>be too small for actual sex
>I'm too little for her to feel me and her ass cheeks are too firm for me to push pass
>she has tried to ride me exactly twice and both times she almost broke my ribs because she was too forceful
>she is literally too much woman for me to handle
>forced to hump her leg for any kind of intimate contact
>she likes to tease me while I hump her leg by calling me her "beta pup" while she is "alpha dog"
>>29455418
Who's this semen demon?
Original comment fucking orginal
>>29455418
I wish I knew what would make me happy. There was a time when I would have shared in your sentiments, but now... now I think I have to content myself with an uncomfortable uncertainty. Much I would like to be soothed and cared for at times, I would too easily fall into it and not want to get out.
>>29457732
lol this faggot posts this fantasy a lot?
>because I'm the same size as a middle schooler I'm constantly treated like one
>my wife doesn't even let me have any body hair because "little guys like me are cuter without hair"
>she makes me shave my body hair off
>reinforces the imagine that I'm some sexually immature kid
>she doesn't even let me go outside alone because "I might get harassed by big kids or abducted by some man"
She makes me look younger to justify her treatment of me as some child for her to pretty much mother.
>my legs
>>29457692
>be literally too small to penetrate her standing up
>be literally too small to penetrate her from behind even when we're
>>29457804
>forced to hump her leg for any kind of intimate contact
Why don't you just, I don't know, have standard missionary sex?
>>29457850
original fatster
>>29457876
She doesn't enjoy it.. I can't get into a good position to "hit" all her spots.
>can't pick up her legs to put on my shoulders
>can't push them up so I can penetrate at a different angle
>she winds up getting bored
It's more disheartening to try sex and utterly fail at being able to treat your wife like she is a women sexually then to just not attempt it in the first place.
>>29457843
ava Addams, and yea she has done hundreds of hardcore videos, have fun
>try to book one of my favorite milf pornstars
>give her shit for screening
>couple days now and she hasnt gotten back to me
I really wanna live out my mommy fantasy. I wanna pump all my frustration in her while her huge tits bounce
>>29457724
Out of curiosity, are there days where she doesn't come back home after a night out drinking? Or any nights which stick out as she probably cheated on you?
>>29457937
I'm pretty much living the mommy fantasy
>realize you will never be man enough for mommy
>she will stop seeing you in a sexual way, more of an adorable affectionate way
>when real men flirt with her in front of you, you start to under stand that maybe she is more sexually compatible with someone who could probably pass for your "daddy"
>or at least an older brother compared to you
>stuck knowing that while you stay home because she works full time to take care of you, she is with guys who look more manly then you ever will all day
>>29457898
Clearly the answer is to stick it in her pooper.
>>29457964
There are never days when she just doesn't ever come back home. She always does.
Sometimes she does come home extremely late. Last time she did she was pretty tipsy and a co-worker of hers drove her home. I got annoyed with her because I was alone all day. Her co-worker told me to shut up, he picked her up and carried her in the house and laid her on the couch. He told me if I ever got smart with him or if I ever raised my voice to her and he found out about it, he would "step on me".
>she confessed that while she hasn't cheated, she does enjoy flirting with other guys
>the reaction men give her when they see how small I am compared to them is that I'm not much competition
>she seems to enjoy it when other men belittle me
She has now used her co-worker as leverage saying that "he would love to make me his chew toy" if I don't do what she says. But I don't think she has cheated. I think she enjoys the idea of dominance.
>>29457999
Are you happy with this? You sound like you're trying to brag, but this sounds awful.
>>29458026
She will literally kick my tiny little ass.
>she says that she enjoys being with me because I'm non-threatening
>I'm adorable
>I'm fine with her being the bread-winner while I stay home
>and that she is stronger then me
She has literally thrown me in a headlock, dragged me into the bedroom, and threatened to choke me until I'm unconscious if I ever got smart with her. She constantly uses her physical strength over me to tease me by stating if a woman like her could kick my midget ass, imagine what a grown man could do.
>>29458076
It's mixed
>have an attractive woman who enjoys using me as a body pillow each night
>constantly teased by her that I don't compare to real men
>constantly teased that I'm too little to really satisfy her unless I go down on her
>feel intimidated when we go out together because every man wants to prove that he's "better" then me
>starting to feel like the reality is that since I'm the same size as a middle schooler, it's only natural to be treated like one
>but I do have something to spank my willy to
Besides, I'm barely 5 feet tall. There isn't many options for a guy like me.
>she would wear something like this when we go out
>I literally cannot handle the physical effort of satisfying a woman like her
>get intimidated by grown men who absolutely look like they wouldn't have that problem
>>29458101
Is this your wife's legs? I'm surprised you're """"allowed"""" to post them
>tfw considering joinging fetlife to find milfs
>>29458144
Where do you live? I'd love to come and fuck your wife, by the sounds of it so would she
>>29458230
>implying she doesn't make me take pictures like ~this~ and send them to her phone
>>29458309
>implying she would want to fuck you
What makes you think you could satisfy her?
>>29458378
Because I'm 6" and can fuck her without needing a phone book to stand on
>>29458378
How tall is she? How did you two even hook up?
>tfw japanese gf who's 12 years older than me
>tfw she has me call her mommy
>>29458405
Damn. You might have a point anon.
>>29458446
She is 5'11 without heels. We met in college when she got over a bad breakup with a sterotypical Chad and saw me as a safe, non threatening alternative. We dated and she wound up liking the fact that she was in control.
would you rather have a 8x5.5 dick with an average face or have male model tier looks with a 4 inch dick
>>29458592
Got any more lewd photos? You can tell you're short by how low the pictures are taken
>>29458592
Your wife has a nice little butt on her.
So if you can't fuck her, how do either of you get off?
>>29458654
man, why do white people wrinkle so fast. this is a male model who take meticulous care of his skin and he still has a ton of wrinkles while being young.
>>29458592
>>29458378
>>29458222
>>29458144
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>>29457654
Anybody else get the feeling this guys wife is really in love with him and he fucks her all the time, but just comes here to live out his cuck fantasies?
Maybe she wouldnt be down for them so this is his only outlet?
Or maybe he's just rubbing it in.
regardless, I don't think you get treated like you let on.
>>29458741
Idk man. I'm only 22 but already have tons of wrinkles. I guess we just weren't made to withstand the sun or something.
>>29458765
You just have shit genetics you faggot
>>29458222
>hotpants
>ugg-boots
You two are probably fit for each other
>Had mommy gf
>Feel genuinely happy for the first time in like 19 years
>No more mommy gf
>Back to my miserable and bitter self again but also now care even less about anything than before
It was nice...
>Still wishing I never existed
>Too lazy and too much of a pussy to an hero
>Hate myself more than ever for opening up to her, telling her all of my humiliating and degenerate secrets, and just being so pathetic in general
>>29458715
I have plenty more.
>>29458735
She uses a toy, she makes me eat her out or.... she is frustrated and not telling me. I just jerk it to pics of her or hump her.
>>29460015
What's wrong with shorts and boots?
>>29460855
Nothing hotter than that? Don't tell me your collection of her pictures is this vanilla lad, you seem more like a stalker than a boyfriend
>>29455418
I'm convinced the fart fetish evangelist is making these threads as well
Sounds great
She could give you the love your mom never gave to you. And give the love you never got, because you never had a gf.
>>29460904
Geez. Alright I didn't know if anyone cared.
>>29460904
I like to take pictures of her with hot clothes.
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>>29461023
Sorry lad but if she only let's you take boring pictures like this with no sort of interest or affection on her part, she is only with you out of boredom and is most definitely cheating
>>29461102
For some reason, I wouldn't be too upset and i don't know why.
>>29461167
That's more like it tbhfam.
>>29455418
same. why can't someone just look after me..
>>29461167
Tits? She does let you see her naked, right anon?
>>29463631
She she does but her boobs aren't too large. I'm more of a leg and ass boy.
>>29463559
Because then you get stuck in my position where your girl doesn't even let you drive because you can barely see over the steering wheel or go out alone because you are the same size as a 12yr old.
>no mommy gf to naked cuddle with
>>29455418
Toot toot scoot fruit
