What is she saying? What do you respond?
1.
2.
3.
4.
1. reeeeeee
2. U wot?
3. Reeeeeeee
4. U focking wot m8?
1. It's dixercise time again!
2. Aww shit I'm still sore from yesterdays drill.
3. No excuses, private! While you're slacking, the enemy are honing their dicks to perfection. You WILL match their pace!
4. Yes, maam. (I still say she's making that shit up.)
1. Hey, I bet all your friends would love to hear the cute noises you make
2. Wha-You wouldn't!
3. Pffft as if, you're all mine
4. Ohhhh-! D-don't tease me like that
bump to see robots sexual imaginations and sexual expectations
1. POO
2. POO
3. PEE
4. PEE
>>29455357
>>29455662
Fascinating, I never expected that from you
>>29455303
1. Your neck tastes like poopoo
2. Yeah of course it would
3. Your ear tastes like peepee
4. You rubbed your ass on my neck so naturally your vagina would hit my ear
1. Let me taste you.
2. Uh, alright...
3. Does this make you uncomfortable, bro?
4. I think we should stop...
>>29455747
ok... that's more elaborated than
>>29455662
>>29455303
1. Mmm, there's some Doritos dust on your cheek
2. What the fuck?
3. Doritos really turn me on...
4. What the hell is poking my back?
>>29456048
>strapon
no
just no
1 Why are you sweating so much? Surely a girl did this to you before right?
2. who da fug are you get outta my room
3. I am going to fuck you until you lose consciousness.
4. no fug off i have a raid tonight
>>29456182
Actually was implying something else
>>29455303
>I love you.
>What? No, you're lying.
>I am not. I love you a lot and always will.
>...Well, okay, but I'm going to say "I told you so" when you're wrong.
>>29456250
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOat least it's not incest
>>29455303
1oni chan you need to learn how to propperly shower
2 fuck off, 5 minutes is all i need, soap is for losers
3your fucking ears reek, have you ever washed behind them?
4dont touch my ears, im making cheese there
>>29456397
best post deserves text incrustation
>>29455303
bring me sauce so i can fap
>>29456398What makes you think it isn't?
>>29456580
is not hentai
.
.
Actually is psychological horror
>http://www.mangahere.co/manga/kono_shima_ni_wa_midara_de_jaaku_na_mono_ga_sumu/c020/and male MC is a super closet sadist
now bring me dialogue so I can fap
>>29455303
what would you do r9k?
origigiginal
>>29456500
That's pretty good anon, you should start translating these.
>>29456619
>im merely a cub
This really cracks me up for some reason
>>29455303
1. As this is a manga, I can speak at length while licking your tongue.
2. I know, you shouldn't be able to even speak with your tongue out like that.
3. Our stories have much more depth than those of western civilizations, wouldn't you agree?
4. I am ready to power up and fight the main villian.
>>29456648
>>29456675
thanks. This is really fun, i wonder if doing a couple of these and making a blog would be a good idea
>>29456708
Go for it. You have nothing to lose but time.
>>29456708
it was a little game on /d/, here is where the game started
>>>/d/29455303
>>>/d/6886249
>>29455303
1. does doing this give you chills?
2.n-no! what are you doing?
3. claiming you as mine
4. I poop from there!
>>29456703
>>29456967
set course on planet kek
>>29455303
1. See? I told you blind girls gave better head.
2. Seriously. You're not anywhere NEAR my dick.
3. HA! Found your foreskin!
4. Dude that's my fucking ear!
>>29455303
1. Cock inspector
2. Fuck off. I'm not falling for that shit twice.
3. Make with the fucking cock if you value your ears life.
4. There's something fucking wrong with you.
>>29455303
1.I'd just like to interject for moment
2.What you're refering to as Linux
3.Is in fact, GNU/Linux
4.Or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux
enterprise, bump me up
1.How many fingers do i have in your butt?
2.What the hell?, i don't know, two?!
3.Zero~~ nryuu ugyuu
4.You will meet your ancestors today.
1. Your name will disappear, your house will disapper, your words will disappear. All memory of you will disappear.
2. My hounds are loyal, you would never hurt me.
3. You said it yourself, you haven't fed me in 7 days.
4. DOWN!
>>29457046
oh my god
muted, my ass
>>29457405
wat?originallo commentallo
>>29458452
where does that come from? wouldn't mind to replay that with my girlfriend
>>29456182
>no
>just no
and now it's time for another episode of this board's faaavorite game show
>OR
>TUMBLR?!
>>29459993
>summerfag taking the bait
>>29459965
My friend, you can never ever be called a normie. You bow to no man.
well, first of all, she would be a speechless sex robot, so she wouldn't be saying anything
>>29460072
>i was just pretending to be retarded
nice damage control faggot
>>29455303
Time for my fantasy scenario
>1 - You can do anything to me tonight... but I will crush your testicles in the morning...
>2 - Y-Yes...I'd rather have sex only once than never.
>3 - Don't forget, You can't go back on your word!
>4 - I... I know... now please...
>>29460236
>Castrate self overnight
D E V I L I S H
>>29460173
>summerfag taking the bait... again
listen son, you just don't respond to bait, not even for damage control, adding faggot on damage control just make you look like and edgy 14 yo reddit shitposter
>>29460253
she spends massive amounts of money to get your testicles back in place and on reducation to get them hypersensitive
then castrates you again
>>29460596
why is every retard pretending they were just trolling now whenever they're called out on their retardation? are you so stupid you don't think people can see through it? is this the hip damage control meme?
>>29460253
you could have killed her and escaped, she said "do anything to me"
>>29455303
>48 replies
>No mayonegg
