>Be in college because parents force me
>They're tired of my NEET tendencies
>I'm now a 24 year old freshman in college
>tfw
>Go to classes to please parents but that just isn't enough for them.
>Force me to join sports team.
>Im skinny as fuck with no athletic ability
>End up being the water boy for the school's lacrosse team. Mfw
>Every single person on that team is a chad. Socially, good Looing, and females line up to watch them practice.
>One particular Chad is pretty popular with the ladies. He's an 18 year old freshman in college, and now the star athlete of the team. Also openly, bisexual.
>Make it a point to avoid talking to everyone on that team, but he keeps trying to make conversation with me.
>I eventually give in because he has such a likable personality. No wonder people like him so much. I realize we have similar interests
>oh
>We begin to hang out after practice, and we quickly become close. He starts to ditch his 2789123871983 friends to hang with me.
To be continued
please more right now anon, tell us more
bumping for interest desu
>>29454908
>In matter of months we become best friends.
>He starts to become unusually touchy.
>Hugs me out of no where, would kiss me on the cheek randomly when we're alone. Demand cuddles on the coach.
>Me being autistic I didn't think anything of it. I just thought it was something bros did, or maybe something the younger people we're into?
>I never had friends before so I just went with it.
>One night we're watching Iron Man 3 at his house. It's cold as hell, so we're cuddling again.
>"Hey anon"
>What
>"Turn your head"
>Turn my head from the movie and his lips are instantly on mine.
>okay.jpeg
>He pulls my chin towards him and starts kissing me hard. He's aggressively mouth fucking me for a couple minutes. I never kissed anyone before, but it felt great.
>mfw chad's bitch for those moments
>His hand lands on crotch, where I was very obviously pitching a tent.
>I stop it right then, and push him off.
>He apologizes for pouncing on me, but he's smirking. He's not really sorry.
>"Anon....were you okay with that?"
>"I didn't hate it"
We smiles, and then we continue watching the movie.
>mfw I think I'm in relationship. I made it.
bumperooniballoi
>>29455120
I feel like this didn't actually happen.
>>29455166
I know but I truly want to believe it did for anon's sake so I'm going to
Besides it's quite an enthralling story, a qt chad used to hug me daily but that was about the best I got.
I did also get inappropriately touchy feely at times which he was cool with though. Incl. butt stuff
>>29455212
>a qt chad used to hug me daily but that was about the best I got.
What, like every single day? That's a little weird.
>>29454908
man sounds fun too bad i'm not attracted to masculinity
>>29455166
Probably not but reading it made me really happy
>>29455236
Yeaaaah, he was cool and we were good friends, okay.
I don't know if he was bi, but he was the gayest straight-person I knew. Never heard of him actually doing anything "sexual" with guys though. He solely had girlfriends..
>be in college
>college is split into categories socially
>within those categories are cliques
>be in the general "misfits" category
>ranges from ravers to robotics club
>my cliques consists of A/V and IT people
>one day a girl with purple hair walks up and offers to pay someone to help her shoot a video for her communications class
>"lol sure"
>she was putting together this really shitty psa with this twinky gay guy
>he keeps looking at me all flirty and gay as fuck
>realize it's my clothesI put a bit more effort into my clothes and occasionally this leads to me looking slightly gay.
>the next day I dress a little more masculinely
>finish shooting and hand her the SD card
>"So I slept through the class where we started on editing and so I have no idea what I'm doing."
>"Okay, I guess if you want to pay m-"
>"Also I'm running low on cash."
>god fucking damnit
>"You could probably convince one of the other guys, they aren't as good but they'll usually do shit for free food and stuff."
>"Wellfaggot guywas thinking maybe we could work something out?"
>"Like I help you, you help me? I don't really need anythin-"
>"We'll come clean your apartment or something and maybe cook a few times."
>i really don't want to exchange real work for petty shit
>fuuuuuuuuck
>"Yeah I guess."
>she does that stupid thing where she bounces around and say thank you over and over and hugs around your neck
>"See you laterrrr."that was the faggot
>"Y-yeah."
>tossing together the stupid video
>blasting shitty electronic music in headphones
>roomate comes into main room
>"What the fuck dude? Are you going to get the door?"
>"Huh?"
>-knock knock knock-
>get up and open the door
>the girl is there with the faggot
>"Oh hey guys."
>go in thread
>Get raped by r9k cuties
Truly a gay moment
>>29455600
>she just trounces in
>the cock sucker gives me this filthy look and does this weird gay walk
>"Looks like you're working on it."
>"Yeah, it's not complicated or anything, I'll probably be done before you guys leave."
>"Okay cool, so where are your cleaning supplies?"
>"In the washer closet I guess"
>they head back there
>"Hey there's like nothing in there faggot's gonna go and get some more stuff"
>"Okay, works for me."
>i put my headphones on hoping it signals i just want to get the shitty video done
>after a couple minutes she sits on the couch
>i guess she doesn't have anything to do until he gets back
>every minute or so she scoots a little closer
>she gets to the point where her thigh is completely pressed against mine
>realize something is going on with her
>just try to ignore it and hope she stops
>she starts to slowly lean on me
>she wraps her inside arm around mine and pulls my headphones off with her free hand
>"It was pretty obvious you didn't really want to edit this, I can make it a little more worth while if you can promise me an A."
>oh shit
>is this really happening
>my heart starts going at warp speed
>my hands are basically soaked with sweat
>"Um, o-o-okay..."
>she gets up and grabs my hand
>she gives it a pull and I get up
>she walks me back to my room
>we get in there she wants to lower the lights but not kill them
>"Why don't you have any lamps?"
>realize I installed those cool color changing LEDs
>I get to set the mood
>i quickly pull out my phone and lower the lights
>she turns around and does that stupid bend over slide her shorts down thing
>she turns back around and takes her tshirt off while staring at me
>a girl is standing in front of me naked
>i stand there in confused silence
>she walks up to me and start unbuttoning my shirt
>i just sort of put my hands on her waist/ass
>she finishes unbuttoning my shirt and shoves my chest
>i fall back onto the bed
>she straddles me and then leans in to kiss me
>>29455801
>>29455600
Keep going niqqua I'm gonna bust a nut. Please don't end it with "everyone do the dinosaur" or some other shit meme.
>>29455801
Bump with interest.
Keep going anon.
>>29455801
>we awkwardly make out for a few minutes
>she gets off me and pulls my pants down
>she gets back on and rides me for a few minutes
>suddenly my door opens
>it's the fucking faggot
>what the fuck
>what am i supposed to do?
>do i beat him up?
>"Sit over there"
>the girl points to my shitty old cushion chair thing
>he struts over to it and sits down cross legged
>she begins to ride me again as he stares intently
>she rolls off and lays on her back
>i fuck her in missionary for a bit
>she pushes me off
>"Woah are those Hue lights?" asks the faggot
>"Yeah..."
>"Hand me your phone."
>I hesitantly hand it over
>he sets the lights to this purply shade
>"MUCH better!"
>"Bend over onto the bed"
>uhhhhh
>"Hurry up"
>i do as she says
>she gets on her knees behind me and starts to eat my ass
>at first I was really uncomfortable then I started to dig it
>suddenly a finger goes in
>then two
>then tree
>then she stops
>i just stay there awkwardly
>i turn my head to see the gay guy jacking off to me getting fingered
>i start to get up
>"It's fine, this was part of our deal."
>i started to like the butt stuff so I stayed
>she starts squirting lube on my ass
>suddenly she just pushes a dildo in
>the faggot starts to moan
>she starts jacking me off and pulling the dildo in and out
>my legs started getting really tense
>the faggot starts breathing heavily
>the girl starts going a little faster whispering into my ear
>"Oh honey, isn't that great?"
>"You're almost there aren't you?"
>"Do you like it?"
>she starts to twist her hand up and down my dick
>she drives the dildo in really hard and starts jacking me off really fast
>i blast a massive load into the carpet
>the gay guy lets out a long moan
>i get up to see him laying there with jizz all over his chest
>he leaves and the girl cleans my apartment
>i finish the video and I never see her again
>>29455932
man I was hoping he fucked you in the ass 0/10 post for ruined expectations
>>29455932
>Gay moments
Its straight
>>29456011
That's the gayest I got.
I don't know what else to tell you.
>>29456021
We could always get frisky on skype and make a story of our own anon~
Did anyone cum to my story though?
>>29454908
anyone god any first time/teen greentexts? they make me hnng everywhere
>Actually gay
>First crush at 19 because I'm repressed
>He is gay too
>Consider him a friend, but in hindsight the friendship was happening at my initiative
>Talk everyday between classes, chat online and shit for a whole year
>Love him so much, first time in years I actually look forward to a new day, all because I know I'll see him again
>Is this how not being depressed feels like?
>I'd be happy if we just stayed friends forever
>Summer break, miss him
>Ask him to hang out
>He agrees
>Delays the meeting about five times
>Accept that he just doesn't want to hang out with me
>I stop talking to him, he never talks to me ether
>Realize that he was never my friend and probably feels relief that I stopped talking to him
>Depressed again
Now, in my defense, I wasn't a total autist who invented a relationship out of ether. He was unfailingly nice and friendly, laughed a lot when we were hanging out, winked at me in the halls, and even scratched my back lightly when I was sitting in front of him one time. I had every reason to believe there was at least a friendship there.
I'll continue my gay robot misadventures in the next post
>>29457005
>cont.
>After the grieving process I decide that I need a bf so that I don't kill myself
>Go to some sleazy chat room like you do
>Actually meet a nice guy there
>He lives far away, but whatever
>We become online friends
>He is a closeted bislut, doesn't share my idea of how a relationship between two men should look like
>I'll accept anything, so I don't care
>I am however terrified of rejection so the whole courting process takes a while
>After six months of chatting we arrange a hook up
>Not in love with him, nor is he in love with me, but I do appreciate him and think he is a good person
>Willing to make do, come to look forward to the idea of being a side bitch to a dude I'm not in love with for the rest of my life
>We hook up, it goes well
>He calls less and less, we meet up two more times in the next two years
>Usually he rejects me when I offer we meet
>Has girlfriends and shit
>Says he cares about me, but that he is just too busy
>Don't believe it
>I stop initiating contact
>He remembers to check if I'm still alive every two months or so
more cringe coming up
>>29457026
>cont.
>Well he isn't working out, I should try again
>Meet another guy online
>Go on a date pretty quickly
>He showers me with compliments, attention, writes me shitty poetry
>It's too cheesy for me, and I think he's probably crazy, but I'm starved for affection so I go with it
>He loses his job and he has to move away, but we keep in touch
>Starts asking for money
>I suppose I could send it to him
>I spend a good portion of my days looking for work for him
>He takes the jobs, but usually quits or gets fired within a month
>I know he isn't lying
>Do other shit to keep him alive
>We still didn't even have sex yet, he lives in squalor, sharing a room with other dudes and I live with my parents
>He starts threatening to commit suicide when I can't do what he asks of me immediately
>Says he is at some bridge ready to jump, calls me over
>have to drop everything for him multiple times
>feel like a whipped dog
>Overall extremely stressful and awful time, got an ulcer out of it
>Tells me that he loves me everyday, but makes no effort to make me feel good or to demonstrate it in any way
>I know he doesn't, and I don't love him either, I want out, but I'm too scared that he will hurt himself
>He finds ways to fuck other men though, and gets himself two STDs
>Support him through that too, because hepatitis is serious shit
>I don't want him at this point at all, but the fact that he can fuck other men and not me fucks with my confidence
>Eventually he asks me to pick up some package for him which was delivered to him by a bus
>He tells me this fifteen minutes before the bus is to arrive to the station
>Rush to get there, but get confused about which bus is the one I'm supposed to be looking for, ask him to clarify
>"Can't you do anything right?"
>Finally snap, leave without taking the package, go home, tell him I'm done, cut all contact, change my number
>Hasn't killed himself as far as I can tell
That was two years ago, didn't try finding another bf since.
>>29454908
what is he doing to him
>>29457196
It looks like he's putting peepee in his poopoo
>tfw no qt ausbots to have gay moments with
>>29457651
>cute
>bot
Pick one.
>>29457651
>Australians
>cute
>>29457651
>ywn go to australia and get king hit by a dude named "dane" in a bintang singlet and assraped while unconscious
Just give me a lethal dose of morphine already.
>>29455212
>>29455120
>>29454908
chad always secretly wants to fuck the quiet meek kid
>>29457727
Idk, we're pretty hot desu, there's a reason why girls and boys tend to flock to us when we travel
>>29454908
Go back to /lgbt/, there's an entire board for this faggotry.
>>29457967
/lgbt/ is for mtf anime loving lesbian and gayfag normies who are jaded from having anonymous sex every other day. Robots don't belong there.
>>29457967
/lgbt/ is just all biscum, underage confused and mental trans
/r9k/ is the real gay board
>>29457967
No thanks, that place is a tumblr colony
>>29457915
>>29457986
Ausfag gaybot here, i think i've managed to become a cyborg, i can form small friendships and have "situational" friends. I even have a new job coming up in Korea, so i think the language barrier will help hide my awkwardness
pic related, do i look like a real human?
>>29458187
You look like a real human bean and a real an hero
i need a boyfriend, i'm so lonely...
>>29458217
>I only feel like getting a bf when I'm depressed
I don't even know anymore.
>>29458061
>getting kicked out of your own board by tumbler
you faggots really are pathetic
>>29458458
Yes! Call me your little fucking pathetic slut anon, that's what makes my dick harder than diamonds!
>>29458458
You misunderstand, that board was founded as a tumblr colony. Nothing was taken, it was shit from the very moment of conception.
>Be me
>be in first year of school
>me and kid go to the toilets
>take turns sucking each other off
>I stick it in his ass
ahh the good old days
>>29454908
There's some really good Assassin's Creed art
>tfw no Levantine Arab bf
> sleep over
> Wake up in the middle of the night with a weird sensation
> My best friend is trying to strip off my underwear
> What are you doing?
>Nothingtherewasabugitsnothingreallygobacktosleep
> (Ok) [?]
It was the only time something of the sort happened. He's gay nowadays.and so am I, and not having passionate twink sex that night is one of the top greateat regrets of my life
>>29458716
>My best friend is trying to strip off my underwear
w-what would happen if you didn't wake up or you woke up in the middle of... something?
>>29458830
Dick sucking.
>>29459088
>you'll never wake up to your friend trying to suck your dick
>>29459122
>ywn wake up having friends
>>29459208
damn, i don't want to feel today
>>29457005
>>29457026
>>29457134
>no sex
Nobody cares.
bumpity cum dump
>no chad to be your bf
>tfw ywn have any gay moments
>tfw ywn have a loving bf
>>29461081
fuck off sam norman
reeeeeeee
>>29461081
Boy do I hate this feel.
>>29461109
That's the exact opposite of being a norman.
>>29461134
Me too, anon.
>>29461162
How do people even find bfs?
>tfw no hella popular handsome chad bf who takes you out and proudly introduces you to all his friends and loves and supports you
>tfw 1:45am
>tfw probably going to stay up until sunrise again
>tfw no anon to cuddle with to ease the anxiety and let me sleep
why won't this ride end?
>>29461210
>be attractive and go outside
You either won the genetic lottery or you didn't.
>>29454908
>>>/lgbt/
you're making hate you people then become one
>>29461295
>get propositioned handful of times by guys
>cut it off every time because I'm picky
I guess I can't be robot.
>>29455932
damn was hoping the guy would of got up and fucked you
>be horny need to get laid
>post ads on craigslist for a woman
>a guy messages me
>agree to fuck his ass hard
>we set up a time to meet
>we were just gonna find a spot to park and do something
>time comes to go meet
>drive by the spot we are suppose to meet a few times
>chicken out decide to just go home
>then change my mind and go to the spot
>see his car
>get out and go to the passenger door
>open it
>say hey
>get in
..cont
>>29461676
>we say hi to each other
>he asks where we are going
>say not sure
>just drive around and find a spot
>drive around for 10 minutes
>nervous as hell
>tell him maybe I can drive and he can give me head
>he agrees
>he pulls over and we switch seats
>start driving
>pull down my pants
>he starts sucking me
>see a car coming and panic and tell him to get up
>so nervous
>did that a few more times when I saw a car
>decide to say fuck it
>tell him we'll have to do something another time
..cont
>>29461747
after that I go home and go to my shit job for 6 hours
>get home
>be horny
>start watching porn
>email the guy
>he's up surprisingly it's like 11 or 12 at night
>ask him if he wants to fuck
>he says yes and gives me his address
>drive over there
>have to park at the end of the driveway because of his house roommate
>walk along the edge of the yard to the little guest house or whatever it is
..cont
>>29461814
...cont
plox
>>29461814
>we get in
>it's a nice little place
>ask if there's a bathroom
>he says no just go outside
>pee outside
>come back in
>ask him if he has porn
>he says he needs to get a laptop
>waiting.jpg
>he comes back with a laptop
>play some stoya compilation
>ask if I can get naked
>he says yes
>he takes off his pants
>I start rubbing my cock
>he takes over jerking me off
>feelsgood.jpg
>he gets some lube
>lube up his ass
>I'm sitting on the couch and he sits on my lap
>he raises his ass
>slides my dick in his ass
>his face is like a moaning face/pain face
>he starts enjoying it
>we lay on the couch
>I start fucking him
>I'm so nervous
>lose my boner
>we sit up
>start watching porn again
>we are both jerking off
>he starts jerking me
>I grab his dick
>jerk it a little put it felt awkward to me
>he starts jerking me faster
>feelsgoodasshell.jpg
>starts sucking me
>FUCK ITS SO GOOD
>he's going faster
>feels SO FUCKING GOOD
>he's jerking and sucking me
>moaning
>say make me cum
>he starts going full crazy on my dick with his mouth
>cum all over in his mouth and on his face
best orgasm of my life came from a guy who was like 30 something
>>29461986
ohh and after I said make me cum he said oh I'm gonna make you fucking cum c'mon baby
bumping this originally thread
my stalker year at college
>I'm a college guy
>live in dorm
>one guy there. muscular, tanned (did landscaping over the summer), handsome
>locker-room type showers
>whenever I see him headed for the showers follow him in
>usually later at night (he would do the gym until about 11:30)
>watch him wash
>watch him jerk off
>go back to my room and quietly jerk off
>keep repeating "no homo" to myself
>>29462420
if he was jerking off next to you why not ask him if he needed a hand?
>>29457005
>>29457026
>>29457134
you sound like a nice but awfully desperate guy
let it come naturally man
>met a robot (actually on /v/) a few years back
>we shared weird BDSM fetishes
>talked about them all the time
>quickly turned to gay stuff
>i have a fetish for straight guys who reluctantly want to submit to another guy
>he had the opposite fetish, he wanted someone to take advantage of his reluctant submissive desires
>he was into a few really specific things that weren't QUITE my fetishes, but linked up with them easily
>we both hated trap/forced fem stuff
>it meshed perfectly
>we eventually met up a couple times
>dominated him a bunch
>my first gay experience
>also the best D/s i've ever had
>completely chill, got along perfectly, into all the same shit
>just played video games and made him get me off over and over again, used his mouth in a hundred different ways, used him as furniture during refractory periods
>can't go back to dominating women, they're worthless (and incredibly selfish and entitled) by comparison to a sub dude
>have spent several years trying to find another guy like him
>all i can find are either weird insane trap guys who are like XDD ^---^ DOES DADDY WANT ME TO PUT AN OSTRICH EGG IN MY BOI PUSSI?
>or actual gay dudes who are totally fucking insane and frightening
>seriously been trying, at a low level, to find a replacement for this guy for years, and all i have to show for it are 50,000 stories of gay dudes being completely terrifying and/or insane
>>29463568
you can dominate my boypussy it's tight never had a dick yet
>>29463568
Time for some spooky stories then!
